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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

8 years

Beck's Cognitive Model of Depression: Explained!

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My bf just sent me this and I’m literally LOLing 😂😂😂😂

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@ElijahSchaffer She’s sashaying ffs. I wouldn’t call that ‘modest’. And it’s a close-fitting dress. Nothing wrong with sashaying whilst wearing a close-fitting dress, but JC don’t try and sell her as a ‘modest’ churchly person

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@ElijahSchaffer Sashaying, in stilettos, on a cobblestone street where literally everyone else is wearing flat shoes. Let’s not forget the person following her with a camera, filming. Of course people are looking. And it doesn’t take a psych pro to see the many reasons why

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@ask_aubry “My” only hope Launch this guy into the sun

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@GoodPoliticGuy @kenklippenstein We used to call this, “applying for new jobs”.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry Ahahahaha I’m sure there’s a story here

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry This is some straight up super-villain shit.

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@themaxburns @elonmusk If you want your real name back it will cost you $25

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@cal_gif Every single person on this elevator, minus the singer, wishes they were dead

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@ElectionLegal @elonmusk My god man, have a little dignity

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@elonmusk So the “For You” is not actually for me. It’s useless. Got it.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@cal_gif Tag yourself: I’m this person, just praying for a portal to another universe to suddenly appear

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@jayblackisfunny @paraga I think they told him no more Twitter-tittie jokes and he said well forget it then

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

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@NoLieWithBTC What fucking century is this I thought the GOP was firmly against burkas and things like that? Or is it just the Christian version that’s ok

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry Is this the same guy that thought women only have two holes

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes That you misread the Times story & then immediately tweet-raged shows lack of emotion regulation & self control

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@flackoohh Same energy

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry I’m sorry WHAT? Did their baby come from the stork?

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry When narcissists father children Guess what, buddy? IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. GET USED TO IT

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@CNN Notice they didn’t fucking stick around. That’s a sure sign of intelligent life if ever there was one

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry Both my parents have brown eyes and mine are blue-green. Let me introduce this dude to a thing called ‘recessive traits’. Btw, I look a lot like my dad and even more like his mom (same eyes), so yes, he’s my dad

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@Deangeville @ElijahSchaffer Right. I mean, so many reasons why people would take a second look. She doesn’t quite fit the environment. It probably appeared as if they were filming a movie scene or commercial or something

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@SteveAndrews @ask_aubry You hussy

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@AndreaKuszewski

4 years

Well, I hope Justice Amy Coney Barrett will gather her children around the Christmas tree this year and tell them the story of how she helped to kill probably thousands of Americans, for Jesus!!!

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Breaking News: The Supreme Court blocked New York’s virus-imposed limits on religious services. Justice Amy Coney Barrett was a decisive vote in the 5-4 ruling.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry “Hello, fellow women!”

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@lexfridman @elonmusk People at Twitter were doing that. Until Musk fired them all. Now he wants to ship half-finished products that lost their engineering teams and expects us to just put up with it as ‘innovation’ that ‘takes time’

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@davenewworld_2 Anyone who wears a McLaren t-shirt is not an alpha male 😂

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry Does he have a self-cleaning butthole? If not, GET IN THE DAMN SHOWER

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@jacksonhinklle Did you really cover up her cleavage with a picture of a dog 😂😂😂

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump If you cared so much about people dying, you wouldn’t be pushing that sad excuse for a healthcare bill.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@mtgreenee @IlhanMN You are spreading (already debunked) conspiracy theories, libel against a fellow Rep—maybe you didn’t get the memo, but the United States House of Representatives is not your Q dark web message board. Sit the fuck down and STFU

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@PressSec @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerPelosi What a whiny little bitch he is. Petty af

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Here’s something funny: I live in Silicon Valley and NO ONE, not a single person, wants to discuss NFTs Everyone is just pretending it never happened. Amazing

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@MollyJongFast I challenge her to explain to me what Bitcoin is and how cryptocurrency works

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@NotoriousPBG I call bullshit on that first picture. No way could you cut that steak with a butter knife

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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What fresh hell is this Also, where can I buy one

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@mollyfat2 @jodieegrace Are you sure that goes on his face

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@RezekJoe You, upon hearing this question

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@KeithOlbermann @najahtaa @TonyAtamanuik @PresidentShow You can tell it isn’t Trump, because after she said that to him, Trump would have basically blown her off, not try to make nice w her.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@SouthernKeeks @fintwit_news It’s like if you used a Silicon Valley Bio Generator

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@RonFilipkowski He’s so fucking gross

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@WUTangKids Dude should have been punched for that haircut alone

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@ask_aubry Leave this abusive narcissist NOW

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Grade school children with special needs show more self restraint than you do, AND have better emotion regulation

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@idklyds @jodieegrace Is this a bodega

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Um, here's the VERY DEFINITION of fake news

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump Chelsea also has a PhD in international relations. So..... she's sort of more qualified, yo

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Maybe instead of pushing for your band of super-villains, you should consider getting a psychologist on staff

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@KrrristinaaS @realDonaldTrump Because it fucking matters?

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump ... while you fuck around on Twitter, insult [everyone], and go golfing?

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@catholicpat If you can bring toothpaste, you should be allowed peanut butter

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@ProfessorF @elonmusk @BillyM2k @ericnakagawa My dude. Wtf are you talking about

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@ask_aubry Dude! You made her uncomfortable! She’s a waitress not a sex worker. She probably thought you expected something gross in return. And you did.

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@BornAKang Wands ready! The dementors are here!

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is with your obsession with Hillary

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@sarahcpr Who is that crazy bitch. I need to go study some physics to revive those lost brain cells brb

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@MichaelMatteoRo Sweets! 🥺

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@RonFilipkowski If liberals don’t have children, then according to this logic, conservatives are directly responsible for the entirety of the liberal population, as a result of inadequate parenting

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@NoahShachtman He likely makes it a priority to get dirt on everyone’s sex life so he has leverage to blackmail them (hello, Lindsay Graham?)

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@mrartimisfoley @ask_aubry So he plans on staying single is what you’re saying

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@alexadobrien @CNN Did they provide the maps and location of people they were after and things they wanted to steal?

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Andrea Kuszewski 🧠

@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump You have trashed and undermined science and scientific experts every day since you took office. If science prevailed, it is *in spite of* your presidency, not because of it (And Pfizer was not part of ‘Operation Warp Speed’, so you didn’t contribute squat)

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@JuddLegum @GoAngelo ON THE MOUTH!! Does he have any self control or common sense. I'm facepalming.

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These are actual humans

Diamond and Silk®

@DiamondandSilk

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If plexiglass couldn't stop a fly, how can it stop a virus? Both are airborne, right?

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@realDonaldTrump 'Many people'.... is this your unnamed source? I thought only fake news uses unnamed sources?

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Well that escalated quickly

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Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection ... and it will bring about the beginning of the End Times.

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@LyricalDragon @DBrexiteer @realDonaldTrump How about we have bipartisan dialogue about how he's incompetent, needs to get his shit together, and/or GTFO of our WH.

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Since he blocked me, the tweets are not viewable, so...

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@Jemsinger I heard about something called ‘climate’ once, but I don’t recall what it exactly was, or in which context I heard about it.

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@realDonaldTrump Don't you mean, "How dare they not create a magnificent healthcare bill that I will get credit for and be my legacy?"

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Something to look forward to, y’all! #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

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@TKJaros @RepCardenas @RepJimmyGomez I’m not sure if I can accurately convey just how much you need to fuck off

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@ask_aubry ‘Lesbianics’ … is that an undergraduate elective

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@realDonaldTrump @JimInhofe It doesn’t matter. Biden will just reverse any of your shitty decisions once he takes office in January. Your bullying tactics don’t work any more, my dude

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@williamlegate Maybe he had a date with a 14-year-old

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@noturtlesoup17 Is that second one a Hitler Youth photo

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@AndreaKuszewski

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Here’s some good news! California Passes Bill Allowing Former Inmates To Become Firefighters

Newsom Signs Bill Allowing Former Inmates To Become Firefighters

Nonviolent former prisoners who participated in fire camps will now have an opportunity to become year-round, full-time firefighters.

patch.com

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@AndreaKuszewski

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@realDonaldTrump ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You are scolding Puerto Rico for your Wall Street friends losing money after the residents LOST EVERYTHING THEY HAD?🤦‍♀️

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Daughter of Irainian detainee released and thanks crowd at SFO #NoBanNoWall

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@RepMTG Is there anyone left you DON’T want to impeach? Why are you so obsessed with impeaching? Is this a fetish of yours?

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@ask_aubry Someone save that dog

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Fall plans. Delta variant

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@bames_barden @PopBase Are you high

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@ask_aubry Can’t imagine why she dumped this guy

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@realDonaldTrump Oh, you mean the voices in your head? Do they have names?

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@Jmanmd1972 @realDonaldTrump Oh... you mean my last name. Ex husband was 4th generation Polish. I was born in Wisconsin. Nice try, though!

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Why should they bother calling you or your people? You'll only lie. THEN they'd be publishing fake news 😂

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@pattonoswalt

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@ebayjohnson13 @elonmusk @BiasedGirl The new verification is a knockoff of actual verification made so Elon’s fanboys can feel important for a short time.

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@gooddirt @JetBlue “What?” –the cat

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@AshaRangappa_ Ted Cruz trying to figure out who leaked the text

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@RonFilipkowski What about his daughter’s Chinese trademarks

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@HugoHickey @thehill I mean seriously, how fucking stupid do they think we are

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@jayspatrol The dramatic music as his buddies go after him in slow motion *chef’s kiss*

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@patriottakes Fucking asshole

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@ChidiNwatu @RonFilipkowski And she did that performance while PREGNANT. Haters can fuck off

Rihanna reveals she's pregnant with baby No. 2 during Super Bowl halftime show

Rihanna is pregnant! The pop star revealed she's expecting her second child during her Super Bowl Halftime performance Sunday night.

www.usatoday.com

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@OfficialKappy @MrsBker @Maladroithe Are you honestly mansplaining eating KFC

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@Popehat They gave him so many opportunities to save face and be like WHOOPSADAISY I didn’t realize I still had these, my bad! and just return them, but instead he doubled down and chose crime

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@noturtlesoup17 If his neighbors were ever missing their cat when he was a kid, I have news for them

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