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Hola! I am Carlos Costa the Costa Rican Coconut Collector! I have the biggest and juiciest coconuts in the whole of Costa Rica!

Joined June 2022
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9 months
Hands up if you think Boris Johnson is a fucking clown?🤔🙋🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Hands up if you think Suella Braverman is a nasty piece of work?🙋🏻‍♂️
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3 months
Hands up if you think that Nigel Farage is an obnoxious, racist twat?🤔🙋🏻‍♂️
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8 months
Hands up if you definitely won’t be voting Conservative in the next election?🙋🏻‍♂️😁
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2 months
Has there ever been a more unintelligent MP than Lee Anderson?🤔😁
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5 months
Hands up if you’re not going to vote Conservative on July 4th?🙋🏻‍♂️
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2 months
Hands up if you’d like all racist thugs to be deported?🙋🏻‍♂️
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30 days
Hands up if you think that Brexit is a monumental act of national self-harm that was pushed for only by those with their own interest at heart?🤔🙋🏻‍♂️
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2 years
How many miles from where you were born are you right now?🤔😁
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10 months
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this👇🤔😁
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7 months
Hands up if you think Suella Braverman is a hate preacher?🤔🙋🏻‍♂️
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10 months
I needed to go to the household recycling centre today and in the ‘wood’ section I saw this chair👇I didn’t like the idea of it being crushed so I saved it! What’s it worth? Not a lot! But it’s got genuine age and I think it has still got something to give!😁
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2 years
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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2 years
Does this photo👇fill you with joy or dread?🤔😁
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2 years
Should Keir Starmer consider changing his stance on Brexit and commit to taking the UK back into the EU if Labour win the next election?🤔😁
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2 years
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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2 years
Which MP do you most want to see lose their seat in the next general election?🤔😁
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2 years
Since it’s the anniversary of Brexit, I think it only right that we celebrate the numerous benefits Brexit has brought us. So I’d like to invite you to list all the ways Brexit has improved your life!🤔😁
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2 years
Name one thing more intelligent than Lee Anderson?🤔😁
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2 years
What year am I in👇🤔😁
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2 years
Is Jeremy Clarkson a racist, a misogynist or both?🤔
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2 years
Name three things the Tories have successfully delivered in the last 12 years?🤔😁
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8 months
Post a photo of you in a place that most people would recognise👇🤔😁
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3 months
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please vote @Mike_Fabricant out!😁
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4 months
I find it utterly unfathomable that anyone could see Nigel Farage as anything other than the self-obsessed racist he is!😔
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2 years
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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3 months
Have you ever looked after or been close to someone with dementia?🤔
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2 months
Have you ever travelled in the back of an ambulance?🤔😁
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2 years
What is your favourite French thing?🤔😁
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2 years
Without Googling, what year was Jacob Rees-Mogg born?🤔😁
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2 years
If Brexit was a racehorse, what would it be called?🤔😁
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2 years
What is the oldest thing in your home?🤔😁
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2 years
Name one thing nicer than Suella Braverman?🤔
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2 years
What was your salary on your first ever paid job?🤔 Mine was a rather tasty £3.50 an hour!😁
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Post a photo of you with your mum👇(I lost my mum in 2016)🤔😁
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2 years
What year am I in👇🤔😁
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2 years
Have you ever been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?🤔😁
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2 years
If Brexit was a car, what car would it be?🤔😁
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2 years
Where is the hottest place you have ever been?🤔😁
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2 years
How long would it take you to walk to your nearest supermarket?🤔😁
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2 years
Do you like Yorkshire puddings?🤔😁
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2 years
What does the GB in GB News stand for?🤔😁
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1 year
Where am I👇🤔😁
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2 years
@juliatanner Please please please please please please make it come true 😁
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2 months
If Tommy Robinson was a packet of crisps, what flavour would he be?🤔😁
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2 years
Who is the best Prime Minister we never had?🤔😁
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If Lee Anderson was a liquid, what liquid would he be?🤔😁
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2 years
How long would it take you to walk from your home to your nearest train station?🤔😁
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If Brexit was a smell, what smell would it be?🤔😁
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Are you still in contact with anyone from your primary school?🤔😁
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8 months
What would you get if you crossed Lee Anderson with a potato?🤔😁
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2 years
Have you ever been to Glasgow?🤔😁
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10 months
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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3 months
Have you ever had a nasty neighbour?🤔😁
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2 years
Hands up if you think it was wrong that Qatar were given the right to host this World Cup?🙋🏻‍♂️
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7 months
Before Christmas I went to see a property and came home with a cat👇 All we know is that he had been living feral for at least a year at that point. But the moment I saw him I knew I wanted to take him home! And he is the most beautiful and loving cat in the world!😁
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2 years
Name one thing you should NEVER put gravy on?🤔😁
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How did you get to your secondary school?🤔😁
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2 years
And I’m hearing in my ear that we can now cross over live to Brexit👇🤪
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10 months
Do you like Stilton?🤔😁
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2 years
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is👇🤔😁
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2 years
Where does John Redwood get his ‘facts’ from?🤔😁
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2 years
Have you ever been to Edinburgh?🤔😁
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2 years
Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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Name this cactus👇🤔😁
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3 months
Like this tweet if you are staying up just to see Jacob Rees-Mogg’s face when the results are announced?🤔😁
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2 years
Name this toad👇🤔😁
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2 years
Make up a Farrow & Ball paint colour for Jacob Rees-Mogg’s bedroom?🤔😁
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2 years
Who is the best comedian you have ever seen live?🤔😁
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Show me the last photo saved on your phone, no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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1 year
Hands up if Suella Braverman does NOT speak for you?🙋🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Name this giraffe👇🤔😁
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What do you think when you see this👇🤔😁
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2 years
What is your favourite song ever by a Scottish band?🤔😁
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What is the wettest place you have ever been?🤔😁
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Do you have a potato masher?🤔😁
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If Rishi Sunak was a racehorse, what would he be called?🤔😁
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2 years
Which comedian do you just not find funny?🤔😁
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Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is?🤔😁
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What is your favourite thing within 5 metres of you right now?🤔😁
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If Brexit was a pie, what would it be filled with?🤔😁
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2 years
My local village book swap telephone box👇 I get why someone might shoplift if they can’t afford food but I don’t understand mindless vandalism!😔
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What year am I in👇🤔😁
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8 months
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you don’t like to be called a racist, it is probably best if you don’t act like one!😁
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8 months
I just had to pull over to capture today’s sunset👇😁
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Have you ever been to Hull?🤔😁
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Show me the last photo saved on your phone no matter how boring it is👇🤔😁
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What is your favourite German word?🤔😁
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Do you like samphire?🤔😁
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What is the nearest river to where you are right now?🤔😁
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If Brexit was a dish, what dish would it be?🤔😁
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Hands up if you hate racism?🙋🏻‍♂️
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If Nigel Farage was a scented candle, what would he smell of?🤔😁
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2 years
Photos of you as I child please!😁
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How far away from the sea are you right now?🤔😁
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If Lee Anderson was a juice, what juice would he be?🤔😁
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2 years
In a word, describe your spelling?🤔😁
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You are the Patron Saint of the last thing you opened! What are you the Patron Saint of?🤔😁
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