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✧༺ Rj's Pinned ༻✧ ➹ ao3: ➹ Thread of My Aus: ➹ I have three moments of more aus and headcanons, so go check those out! ➹ Carrd:

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@AmRatJesus

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*＊✿❀ Thread of My Aus ❀✿＊* - Will be updated every time I make a new au - You'll always ALWAYS be welcome to create something from these, in fact I encourage it :D

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7 months

it's unbelievably concerning how many of the younger ccs are talking about wilbur being manipulative and weird towards their friends

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nah cuz techno would've LOVED The qsmp don't ever speak to me ever fucking again I'm distraught

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2 years

Technoblade spoke Portuguese as a child!

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PHIL HAS OFFICIALLY BEATEN HIS RECORD OF 5 YEARS AND 27 DAYS IN HARDCORE MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

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titling a song "I'll look good when I'm sober" when your lead singer is clearly still on crack is wild

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3 years

A little something about the night changing

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1 year

Chatter: I always knew you hated him (Dream) Jack:

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1 year

SOMEBODY GAVE PHIL A FUCKING CROWN???? EMPEROR PHILZA REAL????

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Shelby on her Tumblr 💜

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Phil <3 thank you for saying her name

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Phil wants to own a bakery with kristin when he retired from streaming I'M FUCKING DEAD THEY'RE ADORABLE ADHJSNANSNSN

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OH MY GOD???? #? $? #-_)

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2 years

some of Kristin's family only knew Phil as "the white man who stole Kristin from America" and that's everything to me actually

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1 year

kinda obsessed with Techno designs where he's a huge burly beast of a man like almost 7 ft tall, long pink hair, scruffy beard, just really fuckin huge and then he's got these teeny tiny rectangle reading glasses perched on his nose/snout like

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Phil: I've noticed a common trend with Tommy if we're traveling long distance... if he's next to me he'll fall asleep on my shoulder

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I think it's funny to imagine that when cTechno stares off into space, his eyes deviate from each other like the pigs in minecraft. Phil can tell instantly when he's not paying attention because he looks like a dumbass

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5 months

BULLYING COMPANIES WORKS EVERYONE!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌

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3 years

Happy 1 year :)

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1 year

I love it when writers make "Technoblade" a piglin name and this all piglin have names in the same vein of two words squished together like warrior cats.

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2 years

Phil pride nails :D

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

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3 years

Rivalstwt prison headcanons 🧵 Rt! - Dream shivers a lot despite the lava right outside the room. Techno gives him his cloak, being a piglin hybrid he's fine. - Techno knows how to make the potatoes taste good, cooks em by the lava. Dream eats well for the first time in months +

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in my heart of hearts, Watcher is gonna make an announcement within the week that Steven Lim is being removed as CEO and they're scrapping the $6 streaming service idea 🙏🙏🙏

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#Phil : Anyone that ships real people fuck off! You're fucking creeps! "But it's not against their boundaries" fuck off it's fuckin weird dude! BASED PHILZA MINECRAFT

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Phil: yeah man everyone knows ao3 is where it's at, get the fuck off wattpad. it's like the fuckin sewers man, dunno what you're gonna catch

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3 years

Artists I would like to please request c! Phil and Kristin hat swap

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4 months

there is cTommy everywhere for those with the eyes to see him

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4 months

THEEEEEE MOST ICONIC AND AMAZING DUO EVER!!!!

Ph1LzA

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#Technoblade25 From the first interaction we had in "Minecraft Monday" I knew I'd made an incredible friend. I'll always cherish the memories I made with you, like taking over the world together, toppling governments or jus hangin in a call playing tf2. Miss you always m8,

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no sbi for the first time in millennia I HATE IT HERE

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2 months

AO3 Ship Stats for August 2023 to July 2024 are out!

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schlatt just repeatedly giving Techno speed 1000000 over and over is so fucking funny please 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

unrelated to q's tweet really but I'm loving how he immediately made a tweet abt Phil and hasn't answered or replied to drm for a week 💀💀💀💀

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Technodad's father instincts kicking in and needing to feed Tommy bc his dumbass hasn't eaten yet 😭😭

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7 months

aphmay, dantdm, mumbo jumbo, valkyrae, and ldshadowlady this is a CRAZY lineup

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7 months

heres the pic btw! they were all so lovely 🤍

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3 years

The top three relationship tags for Video Blogging RPF on ao3

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1 year

what I need tommy to do tomorrow during mcc is either not mention his video at all or double down on it and not apologize for shit those are his only two options

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1 year

TOMMY OUTED TUBBO TO JACK WHEN HE FIRST MET HIM???? AND JUST LIKE??? DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS WRONG??? STUPID ASS LMFAOOO

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omg I'm so surprised!!! wow nobody could have ever guessed this!!! deleting the face reveal was for clout???? and he's reuploading it??? that's so crazy!!!!!

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WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE THIS AGAIN!!!!!

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My visa to stay in the UK for a couple more years has been approved! This is a W for team Phistin 🙌🏻

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y'all I'mma be so real I don't think I've heard a single member of Lovejoy speak except for Wilbur and quite frankly I don't think they can

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7 months

someone should write a book that's just sbi fanfic but they rename all the characters and only advertise it as sbi fanfic here so normal people think it's a normal book but we Know

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4 months

MCKENNA GRACE????????????

Jack Manifold

@JackManifoldTwo

4 months

You Laugh, You Lose BATTLE is back this Saturday at 8pm BST! Genuinely, not even I can believe that this weeks guest agreed to this. Can you guess who it is?

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1 year

I think it's really funny that the people who missed the exile arc have no god damned clue why the names Clementine and Clara keep showing up in their sbi fics like that's so hilarious we really took these two one off names and ran with them

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3 months

Jack's shade of Wilbur in his new video is killing me please 😭😭😭

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2 months

BY THE END OF IT CTOMMY WAS CLEARLY NOT A GOOD GUY???? SHUT UP!!!! THAT'S MY SON SHUT UPPPP

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idk why any of y'all thought that lovejoy wasn't gonna side with Wilbur like they were a million percent the people that he bragged about making Shelby clean his house to

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1 year

seeing someone who doesn't care for dsmp saying that sbi carried the dsmp is my new favorite thing BECAUSE THEY DID!!!! DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT THEY CARRIED THAT SMP IT WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT THEM SAY IT LOUDER 🔊🔊🔊🔊

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if u use ai to write anything at all I think that you're stupid end of story

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maybe an unpopular opinion but if you need to cheat to pass college you probably shouldn’t be there

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the way I know that Techno would've been all over the qsmp like he's be the greatest egg parent and be grinding that server constantly like it was the most important thing in the world

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cTommy WAS the main character fuck you

sush 🍓

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9 months

Trigger an entire fanbase in just one sentence

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2 years

this is your reminder that Phil used to be a bat hunter like real life living bats he'd wrangle them and take them out of places they weren't meant to be in I'm dead fucking serious

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2 years

remember when Wilbur was writing Hitting on 16 and he was doing what I assume to be research on ao3 and how the fuck the tagging system works and then followed Mars Sircantus? Like?? Which fics did he see? Is Wilbur Soot a change fate enjoyer? sumw? kiav? Like I gotta know????

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1 year

tch..hairband | on break

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1 year

qrt with a photo that has a backstory only your fandom knows about...

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1 year

just found out that Phil had a tumblr and this is the only like on his account they mean so much to me

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1 year

I think Phil being in a love square (missa, fit, and forever) on the qsmp is the last thing I thought would happen when he joined the server but is a turn of events that I am so glad is transpiring it's hilarious he's got three different men in love with him what's up with that

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1 year

big fan of techno being so strong that he can easily just manhandle any member of his family doesn't want tommy leaving the house? pick him up, he's tiny and small Wilbur being annoying? throw him over his shoulder wants another Phil hug? pick him up under his arms like a cat

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SHELBY AND AIMSEY HAVE MATCHING FLOWERS IN THEIR DNS NOBODY SPEAK TO ME :((

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3 months

damn you tommyinnit for posting the silliest and most darling Technoblade video bracketed by some of the most heart wrenching montage and speeches ever. now when I try and rewatch that video I'm gonna cry like a little baby

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#Olive : Tommy the only thing I've learned about you is that you love fish #Tommy : well, it runs in the family *sigh* crimeboys ig

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2 years

I saw this on tl so show me your lockscreens!!!! I'll judge you!!! here's mine :) it's been this since august 2021

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that one quote like "how old are you?" "29-" "I'm 30." "... we missed your birthday? why didn't you tell us?" but it's emduo to Tommy in the Arctic referencing his birthday in exile...

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it kinda brings me joy that nobody gives a fuck about anyone's dsmp lore except for sbi and beeduo like yeah the server was nothing without those 6

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SO BASICALLY THERE'S THESE FOUR GUYS TECHNOBLADE, WILBUR SOOT, TOMMYINNIT, AND PHILZA AND THEY MET THROUGH TWITCH AND MINECRAFT AND PHIL IS LIKE THEIR DAD AND WILBUR AND TECHNO ARE THE BIG BROTHERS AND ALSO TWINS AND TOMMY IS THE LITTLE BROTHER AND THEY ARE A FAMILY ALWAYS

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JACK JUST SAID TOMMY IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A LITTLE BROTHER HE HAS OUTSIDE OF HIS ACTUAL BROTHER OH MY GOD

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jack has a trip to Thailand planned for the meat mountain 2 video??? and he's already got 3 people on board?????

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3 years

Guys what if in cannon, all the screenshots Phil takes of the dsmp are paintings? C!Phil doing hugely detailed and intricate landscape paintings of L'manberg and his cottage?

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pisses me off that I can't talk about sbi without having to make a disclaimer that I hate ccWilbur like what the fuck why do men ruin everything

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#Tommy : I have returned! #Technodad : yay. #Tommy : Technodad you could sound more excited #Technodad : YAYYYYYYY

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I am so dead serious when I call Phil and Tommy father and son because I need you to look at this and tell me it's not a tired dad and his teenage son LOOK AT THEM.

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in sbi family dynamic aus Tommy gets his cleft chin from Kristin

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sbi

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trope that i like

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2 years

actually I'll make a real tweet if you got the tubbo life by the sea jacket, take a seam ripper or something to the pockets! there are pockets they're just stitched up for some reason

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one of these is not like the others and I'M SAD ABOUT IT

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#Tubbo : we're gonna lobotomize him! (Tommy) #Techno : but with what brain??

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2 years

big fan of Tommy having a perfectly good and happy family in fics but simply decides he likes sbi more and fucking leaves em

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- Dream asks techno what things have been like while he's been stuck. Techno tells him about simple things, his dogs, the blizzard, his journey to hypixel - "If we get out of here... can you name a dog after me?" ".....yea sure" +

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#Phil : In my eyes, in my character's eyes, that wasn't my son anymore, and he needed to be stopped. Mans was literally causing insane amounts of hurt to people I'd just met.

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I miss fic!wilbur my shining star why do men have to ruin everything

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- Techno asks who he misses most. Dream talks about someone who would call him her "duckling". He misses her, when she would ruffle his hair and smile so brightly at him. He wonders if she misses him. END OF THREAD!!!

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3 years

Omg brothers

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- Techno asks why Dream looks so beat up. Dream has nothing left to prove so he tells Techno everything. - Techno's fist was bloody from punching the wall that day +

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I really understand Christians on a fandom level bc if I had a place to go every week to talk about sbi and the dsmp and fanfic I would also be deranged about it idk

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2 years

the fact that ccTommy is like 6ft tall and yet is portrayed in nearly every universe as a small ankle biter full of unbelievable amounts of rage will never not be funny to me we should keep doing that all of the time

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y'all ever think about how Phil wanted to kill his dsmp character so we would have ghostza who would make a whole bunch of floating islands around and make cTechno sad

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oh Jack is talking about Wilbur having that dream before he knew Techno passed away of Techno making fun of him for having a Minecraft dream :((

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I adore dsmp bedrock bros so much but I fear op is correct

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@sunsetcdiscs

2 months

Tired of ppl using ctechnos "I was willing to fight them all for you tommy" as proof he cared for him. Ctechnos "love" was Conditional. Thats why he says "I WAS willing." In any situation where ctommy sided w smth ctechno didn't like, ctechno would have left him. That is not love

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to the writers who drop the g's in Technos dialogue: how does it feel to be the sexiest motherfucker alive?? to be so smart and beautiful???

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Ok but the fact that 1. Tommy is 6'1 2. Wilbur is 6'4 3. Technology is 6'3 4. AND PHIL IS 5'11 This is funny to me I'm so hype for the meetup

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mentally ill test

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3 years

Tommys gonna turn 18 next month and every fanfic writer ever is gonna pointedly ignore it and continue to make him 16 and a child and I love that for us

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NEW TOMMY MINECRAFT VIDEO WITH PHIL IN THE THUMBNAIL AND TOMMY'S LAUGHING FACE IN THE CORNER???? THE WORLD IS HEALING

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- Dream's hair had gotten long and unkept, Techno remembers when he would come home from fights and Phil would fix his hair. He brushes out Dream's with his fingers and braids it. +

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this is the best clip ever holy shit he was MOMENTS away from sending death threats

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#Tommy : I turn 20 in a month and I'm still doing this #Technodad : How do you think I feel?

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chat: techno was here in spirit after all Phil: heh, he always has been DON'T MAKE ME CRY AGAIN?????

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kinda sorta obsessed with people making the 4th member of sbi their oc and giving him a lil redesign and name like that's so cutie I love it

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1 year

this screenshot is the most heartbreaking thing ever

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sbi au where vigilante Tommy is family of the syndicate, they are well aware of him being a vigilante and are perfectly fine with it. they all go out in patrol and don't get in each others ways, it's a good system! until Tommy gets kidnapped

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Techno, Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy in that order thank you

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The ultimate quartet me thinks

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sbi au where they're historical reenactors pretending to be a family and they only ever see each other in the period clothes and the first time they see each other in real clothes they all get whiplash

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I think it's been too long since I've talked about sbi so

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