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Former child ventriloquist. Current filmmaker, actor, & musician. Director: PRUNING Host @trustmecultpod

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2008
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The Silence, my first single from my forthcoming debut album, is OUT - and so is the music video! Directed by @claranovich , with appearances from @AaronMoorhead , @barakhardley , @MrAlWhite , and more friends. WATCH IT STREAM IT SAVE IT PLAYLIST IT
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@ohlalola
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3 years
Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal
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I just learned that the seagull from The Shallows is the same seagull as the seagull in The Lighthouse and now I want to be his friend
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Less important, but Ram Charan is the hottest man I’ve ever seen
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Wow I knew RRR was going to be a wild ride but I was not expecting it to get me so pumped up for the revolution
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4 years
Here's what my work looks like, someone please hire me to direct shows like The Queen's Gambit
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I actually just feel so sad that anyone would care so much more about appearing strong and manly that even on their potential *last days on earth* they can’t access even a shred of authenticity or vulnerability. Narcissism is utter lovelessness. What a sad, pointless life
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5 years
Guess who snuck her way into the new @MCRofficial tour promo
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There has not been a Mormon horror movie yet and I, a former Mormon and former Mormon-offshoot prophet believer, am here to remedy that
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3 years
Looking for a recovered Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson fanboy to interview/also just to talk to. Anyone out there???
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2 years
Violent words become violent ideas. Violent ideas become actual violence. This cultural hyper-fixation on freedom of speech is a distraction from the freedom of other people to not get murdered
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10 years
#YesAllWomen because having opinions, even when wholly grounded in logic, leads to being called "difficult" and "emotional."
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9 years
Happy 4th of July! http://t.co/h2SAxgGpUh
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My primary takeaway after seeing The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is that Pedro Pascal is the most adorable man who’s ever lived
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3 years
Trans filmmakers doing horror! Recommend them to me, pls
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My bf thinks he doesn’t like horror, but he does like The Witch, Hereditary, Midsommar, Get Out, Swallow. What else should I show him to prove he’s def into horror? Let the Right One In, It Follows, Raw, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, what else?
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Honestly, @JayInslee for president
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Me at 21: This guy fingered me for 30 seconds so I guess I have to give him a blow job for a full hour Me at 31: You will happily go down on me and you will not even THINK about reciprocation until you have extensively proven your worthiness over many days. I'll need references
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4 years
- Wake up, eat breakfast - Do one thing - Eat lunch - It’s somehow bedtime! Welcome to month 4 of quarantine
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2 years
I am once again asking @netflix to bring back The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell
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If you like hating things, you simply MUST try liking things
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Low key the horror + film community makes me feel sooooooo much more welcome and supported than the pop music industry ever did
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Yes, hello, I did shrooms today They wanted me to tell you you’re worthy of love, and to keep trying, and forgive yourself when you fail. And get out into nature more, and do mushrooms more (sneaky self-promotion on the shrooms’ part)
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Man I really gotta get me a famous parent
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Hopper Penn (Sean Penn’s son) and Brian D’Arcy James have been cast in ‘THE RIGHTWAY’ from director Destry Spielberg (Steven Spielberg’s daughter) and writer Owen King (Stephen King’s son). (Source: Deadline)
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A child yelled "WITCH! WITCH!" when he saw me in this makeup and I've never felt more like myself. Happy Halloween!
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4 years
My boyfriend and I broke up today, but on the bright side it’s a global pandemic
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4 years
This... is a real cartoon someone made. I just, how did we get here
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My first feature, MAGICAL THINKING, is a Quarterfinalist in the @screencrafting Screenwriting Fellowship! Y'all this script was so personal that it took me YEARS to write, and I was down on myself about it for so long that literally any acknowledgement is making me 😭
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4 years
Dear Silverlake dominatrix girl with her slave man that she walks a leash: please, whoever you are, come on my podcast
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3 years
Female horror screenwriters with samples! Wanna get involved with a @FataleHorror project? DM me!
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I’m depressed, who’s with me!
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Every woman I know: *going to therapy, working on selves, unlearning defensive mechanisms, practicing effective communication, calmly asserting our needs* Men: *flailing around wildly in sea of unidentified feelings* women r 2 emotional
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9 years
Go find my snarl face in the new issue of @ladygunn ! http://t.co/K6EIus8XLK
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This person is about to come up to me at a bar and neg me to try to hook up with me
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WONKA ✨✨🍫
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I really want to make horror but I also really want to make political and period dramas so I guess I have to write a political period horror movie?
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7 years
Guide to not being a rapist: - Too drunk to drive = too drunk to have sex with - "We should stop" isn't code for "try harder" - Asleep = don't touch - Pushing their head down is bad - Horniness isn't consent - Nudity isn't consent - Consent is consent - Get consent - Don't rape
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4 years
How do we tell QAnon about the environment? Imagine all that energy going to something that would actually help people
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6 years
@bubblecumhoe @AlexiaChanel What are they discussing though? Politics? The weather?
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3 years
I finally finished a draft of my feature that I am not embarrassed about!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol remember this Ben Garrison cartoon
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As a former cult believer who spends a *lot* of time talking to people who used to be in cults, I think it's dangerous to say the woman who was shot deserved it. I think she was heavily indoctrinated if not mentally ill, and the whole thing is sad the way that Jonestown was sad
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What’s the opposite of canceling? Renewing? Can we start renewing people who have done good things, we need some balance
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It’s me again idk
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So this is what 33 feels like
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2 years
Hello, I'm a @Stage32 horror screenplay quarterfinalist 🔪
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3 years
Songwriting in my teens: Ugh I want love Songwriting in my 20s: Ugh men suck Songwriting in my 30s: Ugh I no longer believe that a system of punitive justice is ethical or feasible
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Feeling very self-congratulatory today, guys. Someone say something to make me proud of myself
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5 years
Hey @LAPDHQ , a rape victim just tried to get a rape kit and your officers told her falsely that she would be CHARGED WITH A CRIME if she didn’t press charges. This is retraumatizing and ILLEGAL, blatantly going against the Violence Against Women act. Prepare for a hellstorm
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Tomorrow. @FataleHorror + @FANGORIA . Our all-female, micro-anthology horror film is going LIVE, BABY. Are you even ready though? @meganrosati @lilchilita @daninjacquay @tashalita
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As someone who hates casual sex, I, for one, am dreading post-pandemic dating. It'll be fun to meet people again, but everyone's for sure gonna go full fuckboi for at least a year
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psst You can care deeply about social justice and a more equal world AND be cognizant of the tendencies of cancel culture to overcorrect and fixate on individual minor infractions which inhibits coalition building to fight the system and keeps us in punitive thinking over repair
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4 years
If you’re feeling overwhelmed about whether you’re doing the wrong thing on social media, know that we all fuck up sometimes. Do the best you can and just keep going. Call your representatives. Donate. Protest. Listen to POC. Educate yourself. Share resources. Talk to your family
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3 years
Thanks to Olivia Rodrigo I have learned that kids think Billy Joel is an obscure artist
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4 years
Just your friendly reminder that Native Americans are killed in police encounters at a higher rate than any other group and we gotta fight for them too y’all
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3 years
My dog is very old and possibly sick (TBD) so all I do is take pictures of us together now
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I shouldn’t have to say this in 2020, but: If you’re having a sexual encounter and the other party says something like “I feel weird” or “I don’t know,” you stop If the other party tries to get up or leave, you let them This is sex 101 but too many of y’all STILL don’t get it
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@AnnaAkana Omg is there something in the water??? What the fuck. I'm sorry Anna!
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I wrote music with Sophie. She was soft-spoken and kind, and her ideas were fresh & strange & original. She had an idea for a song that was empowering to women before it was cool. It was my first Kpop cut; I’ll forever be proud to see our names together. Rest in power, gorgeous
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Oops I changed
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It still amazes me that a billionaire reality TV star president whose homes are covered in 24k gold, who has also appointed the wealthiest cabinet IN HISTORY, managed to convince large swaths of the population that he... speaks for the people
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Today I am proud because my film, IN OTHER WORDS, found a home on one of the absolute best short film channels out there, Omeleto. Please watch it and like it! If you like it!
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My acting managers dropped me and I booked a big job literally the next day. I’m not superstitious but if I WERE I’d say that’s a lil nod from the universe
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A man literally set himself on fire outside the Supreme Court to protest climate inaction and only the New York Post, Insider, and some local news stations covered it? Sup @nytimes @CNN @washingtonpost
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It’s my birthday!
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I dedicate this photo of me without makeup to the agent I met with at age 27 who told me 27-28 is when aging REALLY begins so I wasn’t a good bet as an actor (I am now 33)
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It’s four years to the day since Trump made fun of Hillary Clinton for having pneumonia.
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My feature script, MAGICAL THINKING, is a @screencrafting semifinalist!
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Congratulations to the semifinalists of the 2022 ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship! 🎉 View the full list:
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It’s fine to be 35, actually
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Me at 22: Choke me daddy Me at 32: Watch a Criterion movie with me and please gently play with my hair
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Fighting zombies is exhausting. Cheers til the end! @TheWalkingDead #TWDWhiskey #ad
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My roomie fell in love so I need a new roommate. Someone cool and normal come live with me in Ktown!
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4 years
Guess who I voted for
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2 years
Said goodbye to my best friend this week. I love you, Rambo ❤️
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This is my dinner. I am 33
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Hear me out: Popcorn colonels
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This satirical 2018 piece about how Armie Hammer could be a serial killer just hits different now
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How not to rape someone: A guide 1) If they are too drunk to drive, they are too drunk to consent. Do not have sex with them. 2) If they say “I don’t know,” or act hesitant, stop. “I don’t know” is a no. 3) If they are falling asleep or asleep, do not have sex with them.
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4 years
I know this is not new, but sometimes it strikes me again how white America loves to act like hard work and lifting yourself up by your bootstraps is what America is all about, when our nation was built on enslaving Black people and making them work so white people didn’t have to
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To be clear, this is what my works like when I have, like, a few thousand dollars max. IMAGINE THIS BUT WITH A BUDGET
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“Mom I have to go I’m taking my first thirst trap.” -Me, just now
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Hello
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Pic of myself for attention
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- Elvis started seeing Priscilla Presley when she was only 14 - Iggy Pop slept with a 13 year old - Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones "dated" a 13 y/o when he was 47 - Jimmy Page kidnapped a 14 y/o and kept her locked up - David Bowie also slept with her Down with idol worship
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Ready 4 my meet cute
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My favorite podcast guest rejection yet
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My boyfriend is a total snack
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Fine. I will be Blossom
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Chloe Bennet exits The CW's 'Powerpuff' Casting for a new Blossom will begin this fall (via @Variety | )
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Hi, it’s your pal Lola. Just dropping by to say that I am finally working on a full ass ALBUM. I’ve missed writing music and ya girl’s got lots of song babies to birth
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My script MAGICAL THINKING advanced to semi-finals in the @Stage32 horror screenplay competition 👐🏻
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Remember when your white dude friends thought Trump getting elected wouldn't be a big deal Hahahahahaha
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Noticing my own reactions to the Aziz and Franco stories has been interesting bc I've found myself going, "Well whatever, that's like most of my sexual experiences." And then I think about that for a second. How sad that is. Reminder to not confuse pervasive with acceptable.
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Someone spent 50 million dollars to let a dude make that Mortal Kombat reboot. You would get like 15 sick ass genre films from me and all my female filmmaker friends for that amount of money, and they would all be better
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Hi I played Sebastian Stan’s date in a movie that’s coming out (that also stars Shailene Woodley and Jamie Dornan) and here’s proof. It is me I am an actor
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It’s me, your girl with new headshots
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The haunted moody bitch in your next movie
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Filmmakers: in your decks/lookbooks, before you have anyone attached, do you put dream actors you know you'll never get or actors you think you'll have a shot at?
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