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Allan

@AllanRicharz

1 month

Love a good fireworks show in Japan #Toyota ＃豊田市 #おいでん祭り #花火大会 #5DmarkIV 　 #Canon

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@MacMcCannTX @influencersitw We need a reality TV series with her and this guy:

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@OttawaPolice "Media please keep away. Your state-approved talking points will be provided at a later press conference"

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@JustinTrudeau "They don’t have the right to blockade our economy, or our democracy, or our fellow citizens’ daily lives" Yeah, that's your job...

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@elonmusk We can't handle the TruthGPT

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@chicagosmayor (That sound you hear is a dozen lawyers screencapping your tweet for the inevitable court challenge)

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@SpeakerPelosi "Prove innocence" cc @BadLegalTakes

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1 year

@elonmusk Reminded of this gem:

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@ftmensch "And I want a star here, here and here"

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2 years

@JohnWDean k..

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@LaurenPokedoff 10% filming 90% fiddling in post to make the scene as dark and quiet as possible

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3 years

@Sadcrib @TheInsiderPaper 2 Covid 2 Furious

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@okimstillhungry Cat 4 Bridezilla

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@WolfyTheWitch "Maybe I am beefing with a fig tree"

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@lndian_Bronson @politicalmath "In America, 100 years is a long time. In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance"

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@RiverfrontTimes "So a cop walks into a bar, then arrests the bar"

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2 years

@elonmusk It's an homage!

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@ThorgisArcade "We individually detailed over 800,000 hairs on this character's body" "Cool. How's the game's plot?" "tf is a plot?"

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@percybrainrot "Can I at least get my money back?" "Well, money's kinda tight right now and..."

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1 year

@libsoftiktok @PolitiFact Community Notes to Politifact:

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9 months

@BNONews *Police officer crosses "Explosive compounds" off the warrant*

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3 years

@johnschreiber @iowahawkblog @UPS @CBSLA I would 100% watch a reality TV show following a bunch of old-timey Pinkertons fighting off and/or arresting train thieves

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1 year

@shoe0nhead Scientist: "If you push this button, you'll get a shock" Man:

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@Laserpig_Utopia "You're taking me to a petting zoo?" "Well, you escaped the truck on the way to the slaughterhouse, so those are the rules"

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3 years

@OttawaPolice I feel something was lost in the German to English translation of this tweet

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@ih4tedrugs "I can't figure this out in Excel" "oh, just--" "He knows excel!"

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2 years

@AVindman @Twitter "Twitter is dead", he tweets, on Twitter

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@BirrelleBee @TerrifyingNatur

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@designgarrath @JackTindale

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@TANYZUS_ DMV guy probably thinking "I can't believe that worked..."

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1 year

@SenatorDurbin

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@kattenbarge *Likes tweet* *Shamefully returns to watching Oppenheimer*

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3 months

@anxiousdeluxe New no-bless-yous-for-Giacomo just dropped

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2 months

@unfunnymeat Toy Story is story-driven, whereas Shrek is character-driven and they can be dropped into any number of familiar plots as long as Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy are still alive

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3 years

@AC360 @DrLeanaWen Shameless.. That's 100% the problem with demanding unquestioned adherence to "The Science" as the ultimate arbiter of policymaking, only to turn around and say "oops, well, tHe ScIeNcE has changed"

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3 years

@dccc @JoeBiden ...

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4 months

@tomselliott @JasmineForUS - Successfully completed three Sunday NYT crosswords - Can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's not Butter - Stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night

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2 years

@S_LeGresley @RealScreenGeek "I..thought..you said..to...turn the..other cheek" *racks slide* "Not this messiah"

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3 years

@MikevWUSA What are the odds you'd both be standing right behind this totally real person!

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@smoke_nd_pearlz "Contour!" "..how'd you know that one?"

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3 years

@TheUnaButters @ComfortablySmug @deAdder (Just wait until he finds out what a huge number of truckers in Canada are of Indian background...!)

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@milkyy_tweets "Telegram, sir: "President shot by actor JWB Stop Everyone's a critic Stop Lol Stop"

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2 years

@AlexThomp I hear they then yelled "This is MAGA country!" at her right after

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3 years

@neiltyson Shush

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2 years

@CBSNews "Hey can I copy your homework?" "Sure, just change the words around a bit so no one notices"

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4 years

@WernerTwertzog Who's this "we", friend?

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@HumansNoContext Land like the runway owes it money

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@yudhanjaya "I got yer null hypothesis right here!"

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@Mengistu_Sports IIRC he also has huge feet so he's basically swimming with fins as well

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@FlawsofCouture You found her???

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@KlTSUNESAIGUU @ameliargh

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4 years

@Cernovich @oliverdarcy I mean, really

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3 years

@JustinTrudeau

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@DragonflyJonez @ComfortablySmug

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@EsotericCD Best spider-related Far Side behind only this one:

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3 months

@SirajAHashmi America to wherever: "Look at me, I'm the cricket guy now"

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2 years

@PhilipRucker @ddiamond Do you guys have a bet with the Times over who can give him the best tongue bath while random Twitter accounts do actual reporting to expose continually deeper chicanery?

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@AnnaKrauthamer "Have a nice day" "I'll see you in hell"

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1 year

@BBCBreaking Well, that was...entirely expected

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@townsendyesmate I love how they simultaneously want everyone to use New Teams but deep down know that anyone opening it only did so accidentally

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2 years

@MrTooDamnChris @carolrosenberg

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@anthonyocampo 🙄

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@ZODIAC_MF "Born to play nicely and respectfully with others"

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@CliffSmithZBRDZ @assliken "Um, excuse me, but how can it be a dictatorship when it literally has 'People's Democratic Republic' in the name?"

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3 years

@ebeth360 "Eyes down, peasants! Avert your gaze!"

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@MattZeitlin Generation Broccoli

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3 months

@thechosenberg I could see it for high school, maybe, but how does one even identify "popular" kids on a college campus?

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@DemonTomatoDave @ndotsimons "I'd like to torture that Augustus Gloop a bit more" "I don't know, Gene; the script is already running long" "...script?"

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@AJ_FI "Chen, did you remember to strap the rocket down?" *hits launch button* "What?"

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@dayasgalore Still not entirely sure it wasn't an elaborate prank

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3 years

@bedspolice "Gentlemen, you've singlehandedly reduced stagecoach robberies by 54%!"

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3 years

@qbtimetraveller @CBSNews "Take these pills every 21,000 seconds"

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2 years

@BBCWorld Hello, I'm from a country with significantly shorter lifespans, rampant youth crime, and runaway housing prices compared to Japan. Allow me to point out how Japan is stuck in the past.

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@michaelpsenger "I didn't 'force' anyone to get the vaccine. I just used the levers of state power to systematically freeze people out of social and economic public life until they complied"

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@AllanRicharz

3 years

@WHCOS You gotta put down the phone, man. You're admitting it's simply coercion to whip vax uptake numbers after persuasian and incentives didn't work as well as hoped.

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@AllanRicharz

1 year

@lizzzzzielogan @ndotsimons Honestly, the biggest omission since they left the Civil War out of Gone with the Wind

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@AllanRicharz

2 years

@kriscoratti @cameronbarr @TaylorLorenz Why was the highlighted link (to her real estate license details) removed then?🤔 Internet Archive never forgets.

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@AllanRicharz

2 months

@joeefoster "Oh, I meant my flat in Mallorca"

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2 years

@JeffBezos @varadmehta If only you owned an influential paper that could hold the administration's feet to the fire, rather than running its ninth "Orange Man Bad" story of the day...

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@danlehnermusic

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@milessebastian1 @henrycooke Even their military is like that Very serious officers lined up for a group photo and just randomly in the mix will be an 8-foot watermelon mascot or something

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@DrFrancisYoung @TristinHopper "Get up! Y-you can't sit there! GET UP!" "Why not? It's a chair." "That is not "a chair", that is Saint Edward's chair." "People have carved their names on it."

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@53gaDr3amca5t But if they're not able to render every single hair on every NPC's head, the game is a bust!

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3 years

@anotherSmith5 @OmarAlghabra ahem, they're called "accountability camps"

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@AllanRicharz

2 years

@jreichelt @RichardGrenell lol @ a writer for a paper owned by Michael Bloomberg ($82b net worth) appearing in a paper owned by Jeff Bezos ($190b net worth) complaining about Elon Musk's stake in Twitter being a threat to free speech...

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@RichardHanania @gregg_re Had to map that whole thing out:

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@hashjenni I'd argue Gen Y born ~1984-1993 had the best of both

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2 years

@MaxNordau @JohnFetterman I'm told the arsonist was heard to shout "this is MAGA country!" too

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@AllanRicharz

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@jbendery "Sir that was an episode of Looney Tunes"

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@capybaroness "Every warning sign has a story behind it"

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@AllanRicharz

3 years

@tedlieu @GavinNewsom Have some self-respect, man...

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@AllanRicharz

2 years

@OrwellNGoode Those seats probably cost $3000 apiece in 1960s dollars though whereas now any Bubba can fly to Europe on a LCC for $300 (The decline in passenger dress is regretable though)

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@W_B_Rick "In thy FACE!"

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