@unfunnymeat
Toy Story is story-driven, whereas Shrek is character-driven and they can be dropped into any number of familiar plots as long as Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy are still alive
@AC360
@DrLeanaWen
Shameless.. That's 100% the problem with demanding unquestioned adherence to "The Science" as the ultimate arbiter of policymaking, only to turn around and say "oops, well, tHe ScIeNcE has changed"
@tomselliott
@JasmineForUS
- Successfully completed three Sunday NYT crosswords
- Can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's not Butter
- Stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night
@PhilipRucker
@ddiamond
Do you guys have a bet with the Times over who can give him the best tongue bath while random Twitter accounts do actual reporting to expose continually deeper chicanery?
@DemonTomatoDave
@ndotsimons
"I'd like to torture that Augustus Gloop a bit more"
"I don't know, Gene; the script is already running long"
"...script?"
@BBCWorld
Hello, I'm from a country with significantly shorter lifespans, rampant youth crime, and runaway housing prices compared to Japan.
Allow me to point out how Japan is stuck in the past.
@michaelpsenger
"I didn't 'force' anyone to get the vaccine. I just used the levers of state power to systematically freeze people out of social and economic public life until they complied"
@WHCOS
You gotta put down the phone, man. You're admitting it's simply coercion to whip vax uptake numbers after persuasian and incentives didn't work as well as hoped.
@JeffBezos
@varadmehta
If only you owned an influential paper that could hold the administration's feet to the fire, rather than running its ninth "Orange Man Bad" story of the day...
@milessebastian1
@henrycooke
Even their military is like that
Very serious officers lined up for a group photo and just randomly in the mix will be an 8-foot watermelon mascot or something
@DrFrancisYoung
@TristinHopper
"Get up! Y-you can't sit there! GET UP!"
"Why not? It's a chair."
"That is not "a chair", that is Saint Edward's chair."
"People have carved their names on it."
@jreichelt
@RichardGrenell
lol @ a writer for a paper owned by Michael Bloomberg ($82b net worth) appearing in a paper owned by Jeff Bezos ($190b net worth) complaining about Elon Musk's stake in Twitter being a threat to free speech...
@OrwellNGoode
Those seats probably cost $3000 apiece in 1960s dollars though whereas now any Bubba can fly to Europe on a LCC for $300
(The decline in passenger dress is regretable though)