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@Alice_flower99

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Entrepreneur - World traveller, Music lover. I say it like it is 🇨🇳/ 🇦🇺/🇺🇲/ 🇨🇭/ 🇿🇼 / 🇬🇧 /🇧🇩/ 🇷🇺 /🇲🇽 /🇬🇷 /🇪🇸/🇧 REALIST ❤

Shenzhen/ Harare / Marseille
Joined April 2022
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@AlexNavarro616 @bizlet7 Non minority groups are angry because developers created a game featuring an ancient black Samurai who migrated from Mozambique in the 1500s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Zimbabwe has a drug problem. HELP. This is serious guys. We are losing a whole generation. Half my peers are struggling with heroine, Crystal meth and cocaine addiction. HELP 😭
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Jay Prayzah's music is so boring and all sounds the same.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
In my opinion.. the most dangerous Zimbabweans are the ones that have never left their own country.. even own province... The close mindedness that follows is unbelievable. Take a flight! Can't afford one then take a bus and see the world !!
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
I don't support this body shaming. Shadaya's girlfriend has done nothing wrong to you guys. The problem is that y'all put so much emphasis on looks & forget they're just temporary. They fade and nice bodies change sometimes as quickly as they were given. Life happens.
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Pablo Zw 𓃵
2 years
Regai Aite Hasha 😂😂😂💔
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
A minimum wage job in the UK you earn more than people in senior managerial positions in Zimbabwe. It makes no sense. If you're not an entrepreneur, take your degree and work in another country where your skills are valued.. if you can.
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@Helene_G_du_P_M @bizlet7 I'm surprised how many people don't know about Yasuke
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Alice 爱丽丝
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@Helene_G_du_P_M @bizlet7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IT IS A VIDEO GAME. I don't care about the history. Get over it. If you don't want to play then don't. Plenty of people will be. I don't care about race.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
If Nelson Chamisa doesn't speak .. REPLACE HIM! WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR BIBLE VERSES .
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Alice 爱丽丝
5 months
@thunderxstorm07 @bouffantbecky Johnny Depp was the victim and Amber heard the abuser. Lol honestly. Get your facts straight
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@SteveNdukwu Have you told people that's the outdoor bed and that the inside looks like this? Visited Matetsi 3 years ago. That place produces a once in a lifetime experience.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Why don't Zimbabwean police stations have computers? Have you ever seen one folks?
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Just leave Zim if you can. Even when this older generation dies out they've been teaching and coaching their kids to be EXACTLY like them. Corrupt and ruthless.. and it will be a never ending cycle.
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Alice 爱丽丝
6 months
Are Zimbabweans mad or what? A 2016 Lexus for 70 thousands American dollars? This car is almost 10 years old. Yes I know they have good resale value for luxury cars but LMAO not this type. let me just laugh.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Is it Thigh Thursday yet? 😊
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Guys if we're being honest, some of these monthly fees and ATM withdrawal fees these Zimbabwean banks charge are criminal.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
If you want to anger a Zimbabwean man just tell him that he's broke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
What are ama2000s eating. Why do they all look like 30 year olds
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Alice 爱丽丝
7 months
@WizMonifaaa Armenian Kim K is EVERYTHING
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Let's Bring this back. @TeaCooper2 vibing to @winkydonline 's music 🔥❤❤
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Guys... Mandarin is now compulsory at some of these Zimbabwean high schools???? My friend's son is at Gateway and was talking about hoe they're doing Mandarin. I think it's great but Mandarin before languages like Ndebele? I don't understand
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
This is Kigali, Rwanda. Haa Zimbabweans wake up 🤣 Don't allow those diots to convince you they are doing anything. They are doing FUCKALL aside from looting.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
9 months
Who owns Helensvale shops? That person needs to be dispossed of that land please.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@MISSCHINDIYA It's arrogance. That's what happens when you know you're untouchable. & nothing is going to happen to them.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
I don't understand what 38+ year olds are looking for in the bhawas/clubs which are full of kids 2 decades their junior? Give the kids a chance also... you had your time and it's now gone. REST & take up some hobbies.
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Alice 爱丽丝
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@itgirlenergy Since 1999
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@SandileMakeba @marowa_regy There is no coalition because China owns you. Coalition suggests cooperation and working together. Lol
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@Ethanbackagain It's intended for adults not kids. Just like South Park and American guy is. Not all animationd must be tailored to kids
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@SteveNdukwu An authentic African experience that tourists abroad pay top dollar for. There are loads of luxury lodges with similar price points if Matetsi doesn't tickle your fancy ? Old drift Lodge or Victoria falls River Hotel perhaps ?
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Alice 爱丽丝
3 months
I purchased a few of these 2 years ago and I remember being advised against it by friends and still went with my gut feeling. Current gold coin price is US$2,505.41. Totally worth it. Happy with the investment. #ZimGoldCoin
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@Thesvga 🤣🤣🤣 Holy 10 cam only dream to be what Winky D is. @winkydonline has American basketball celebrities playing his music. Stop making noise
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Alice 爱丽丝
7 months
He needs to get community service, a fine and NUST should still expel him. He can reapply to another University if they agree to take him in. He would have learnt his lesson.
@HerbertShingi
Adv. Herbert Nyaruwata National Affairs
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Tanaka's @iamryantanaka can have very regrettable escalation of tribal tensions in Zimbabwe if the Judiciary and Police do not handle this issue wisely. In my opinion, application of the law must not not take precedence here, but rather pragmatism of consequences which may happen
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@SokoCindy @2023edpfee @2023NDS1 @BaShonaBaShona @BonifaceChibvo1 @caesarzvayi @CccNap @cdechitepo002 @Charega1 @Eddie_Gore1 @chrissy10charu Imagine speaking about a highly respected female advocate like this. What do YOU even do in life? What is your actual purpose on this earth? Waste of air... some women 🙄
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Alice 爱丽丝
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Fun fact. Did you guys know that Charlene the Princess of Monaco (married to the Prince of Monaco Albert II) is Zimbabwean born? (Bulawayo to be exact).
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Zimbabwean companies need to normalise advertising salary on job posts. Out there taking advantage of people and wasting other people's time.
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Alice 爱丽丝
8 months
This chick really thinks she's a celebrity because twimbos have led her to believe it. She thinks she's on keeping up with the kardashians and everyone cares about herlife. Lol so funny to watch.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Girl... what are my thighs doing on your timeline 😑
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Alice 爱丽丝
5 months
@kikpik95 Say "black American women" if that's your take. Americans think the the world consists of just the US.🙄 Over 40% of Americans are obsese but that isn't the case around the rest of the world. Put down American black women by yourselves over there & don't include other black women
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@timiretimzzy2 This is just a good camera phone. This is what Harare looks like when there is little congestion. I'm so confused by this tweet?
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2 years
I don't know guys. If you don't want the US$132 maybe just pay for your parking and make sure you park in the bays. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I know we've forgotten what following the law is like but it might just make life a little easier for you
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@sicksuzuki @Tyllaaaaaaa The Internet is free. Do your research
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@SihleStan231 @Maona___ LLB is useless. My friend gets $450 USD a month at the firm she works at.
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@Patriot_S_A Where is the source that they are Zimbabwean? What are their names and where in Zimbabwe are their from? What cities/towns? 🤣🤣🤣 South Africans are a joke. You can hate Zimbabweans but don't embarrass yourself with posts like this
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@jahman_adamski Stop the looting of Zimbabweans natural resources and freeze Hubert Angel's assest in UK - Sign the Petition!
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Guys to think the Reserve Bank just woke up one day and told that your thousands of USD were now Zimbabwean dollars! TWICE Guys... Zimbabwe is a country run by criminals. Thinking of it makes me angry for everyone who suffered
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@brian___jethro Lol no this advice was very good hey because you can clearly see that she wasn't ever interested. Catch it while it's early and focus on a girl who actually likes you lol
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Alice 爱丽丝
3 months
@chinkyface_ @IamWillowLovee You do realise that people from other races are looking at these tweets thinking.. "black is black and you all look the same to me". This is such a sad tweet lol honestly.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 months
@Sgoloza007 You've been to Zim have you? 🤣🤣🤣 Okay brother. LMAOOO
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Problem with Twitter is that ppl assume they're tweeting with ppl in the same financial lane as them because it gives u access to anyone in the world. Always remember that you're speaking to ppl who come from different parts of the world, have different upbringings & resources.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@ADFmagazine Where would the Zim Government get the funds for this? They can't even get traffic lights working or even installing cameras at lights. There are barely working streetlights .. FACIAL RECOGNITION? LOL
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@virustembo Born in America to a Chinese mother and Zimbabwean father and I live in Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼 I identify as Zimbabwean
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
@AfricaFactsZone By South Africa do you mean Cape Town because... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Y'all need to stop being haters and leave this kid alone. She absolutely deserved to win and will be a great ambassador to Zim. 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼 best of luck doll. #MissZimbabwe #MissUniverse2023 #MissZimbabweUniverse #ElSavador
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@Samantha_babe__ That stomach has given birth to a human being before. I know it when I see it.
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Alice 爱丽丝
7 months
Petition to demolition Helensvale shops on both sides.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@ta_marah11 Do South African women know that they are loose, unintelligent, easy and their men are murderers?
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@antomukuwa Leaving. Even with lots of money this country is frustrating and everyone wants to live in a place with a functional economy, proper roads, streetlights that work, a place you don't have to bribe all the time to get things done expediently
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@nuevothato Almost got eaten by hyenas on my way to church today. 💀 avoiding the crocodiles in the river was also a tough feat.
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2 years
@MrChelton_ Plenty of women you didn't know were prostitutes have transitioned and become housewives. They're not always forthcoming with their past.
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Alice 爱丽丝
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@daddyhope We naturally submit to the men who love us, are respectful & respectable and treat us well. We don't even call it submission because what we will be doing for them is purely out of love and comes from a place of goodness not forced because he feels he is entitled to such.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@DomstheGuy34 Men in the 90s....it's just fashion and self expression. None of these guys below are "gay" as you mention in one of your responses. Don't be intimidated by what doesn't tickle your fancy or what you don't understand and open up your mind.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@ms_rockshade Yes... my male bestie is my boyfriend/partner
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Zim men put themselves under soooo much pressure. A girlfriend allowance isn't a must. You arent her father. Do it when you can afford hey. She's an adult. She should be responsible and paying for her own upkeep. The manicures, hair etc should be a treat.
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
@Am_Blujay @ChrisExcel102 No. Marmot Robbie is a 90s baby. Nicki is born in the 70s. Come on
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@matigari__ You're missing the point. It's not just my peers. People are abusing drugs on a large scale.... we are becoming a nation of addicts
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Alice 爱丽丝
7 months
@_tattoos_4life South African woman on left and Afro American on the right. But anyway.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@zimrays Ok sharp 👌🏽
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@TMunengoni You better hope that Karma isn't out there listening to you. Life has a funny way of making us eat our words. Never wish sickness upon anyone. Better pray that you & your loved ones remain healthy. If any of y'all fall very ill you will certainly remember this tweet.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@craig_wacho @elvisbhebhe21 Holy 10's net worth is about 30K which is a fraction of most businessmen/entrepreneurs in Zim. Driving a Mercedes doesn't translate to wealth. Even I'm worth much more than him & I'm not famous. He must sit down.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
I have a large transaction I need to make and have I have to withdraw maximum US$1000 over several days with extortionate charges.. meanwhile we all know the ones who can go and just take out 100K no questions asked. This why we don't bank our money. This place 🚮
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
#MissUniverse #Zimbabwe #Brooke 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼.. Haaaa no guys. She won that competition fair and square. Well deserved. I love her confidence too! 🤘 Represent girl.
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
@InfinityBars99 I don't know if u should be worried about the fact that a lot of people can't tell that this is an apartment block.. Millennium Heights to be specific 🤣
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@itgirlenergy Oh thought Charlize was the face of the fragrance since its inception. Okay
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@LeoTeeMG Who is you? Shadaya is muted on my TL. I don't follow his nonsense. Because I'm standing up for a woman that he is dating it doesn't mean I side with him. I side with women. None of these women deserve this backlash
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
😇😇😇 when it's not chopped off and straightened 💚
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
1 year
Flex your Natural Hair lets see, drop pictures... 🖤🌚
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
8 months
@solomonraymusic @Berechi_ Never. I remember seeing her live and lol.... We still love her music though
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@hatiperi_wacho Any Mercedes below 10K is scrap metal. The cost to fix and deal with the issues within the year will surpass the value of the whole thing
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
@HarareNdini Ted. People need to experience other cultures so that they are enlightened. The conversations I have with people gave travelled and people who have only been in Zimbabwe are very different.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Moving back to Hong Kong this week and yeah..I'm done with this Twitter BS hey.. Also It's been good Zim. Thanks for entertainment. Byeeeeeee
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Zimbabwean accommodation prices for hotels have shot up again. I really miss those covid specials. Trying to plan local trip can't justify paying $450 per person per night for a lodge as a local resident. I'd rather just fly to Zanzi or CPT.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@THsimbi @daddyhope Lol you can't fake science. She can go anywhere and result will be the same she must come clean about who she slept with
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Alice 爱丽丝
4 months
@NzouSamanyanga8 @263Chat It's a school built on Scottish values. That is its tradition whether you like it or not. Leave these kids alone. You are free to send your kids to Saint Nyoka where you can pay your respects in whatever traditional instruments you like.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
Zimbos need to Google top 10 richest people in Zimbabwe and open their eyes. Busy talking about Scott etc. Lol there's real money out there.. we have billionaires here
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@zimlive With the way kombi drivers and mshika mshika drivers break the law on a daily basis ? Are they receiving similar sentences? Maybe if they did our roads would be safer. Be more serious @PoliceZimbabwe
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
9 months
@jahman_adamski @NicksonMpofu Medicorp Paedeatric surgery.
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Man.. I hate that Wicknell guy. Anyway thing about life is that... it will come full circle. Book mark this tweet. His time will come.. as it will for ALL of them. No debts go unpaid.
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
Plenty of people are moving back to Zim. I been asking why out of curiosity. Turns out life is hard everywhere now guys and some people prefer to suffer at home. This world is fucked lol that response ended me
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@banganayi How do you guys keep missing the point. The issue isn't Africans learning Mandarin the issue is that it's prioritised over local languages when all of these languages should be taught first or provided as an option over OUR language Mandarin
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Alice 爱丽丝
9 months
Nothing new. People have been doing this for decades. Does this still excite y'all?
@antomukuwa
Uncle Tony
9 months
Back to school ine mizera!🙌🙌
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@craig_wacho @elvisbhebhe21 Driving a fit doesn't mean poverty. It's a practical car. There are professionals who choose to drive practical cars over their fuel guzzlers like landcruisers everyday. It's silly to equate a car to someone's wealth/net worth.
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@bosswala2030 @Alice_flower99 I'm new to Twitter 💜
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
The Internet in Zimbabwe is so frustrating man. I mean.. in what other country do you have to continously put your phone on flight mode and remove because mobile data never works. No man. I'm fed up
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@DuchessKays It turns me on..
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Alice 爱丽丝
2 months
@matigary She literally looks the same.
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Alice 爱丽丝
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@mjhasnohoes @3hiqh She's literally dressed like a stripper. Wtf is young and turnt?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Alice 爱丽丝
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Alice 爱丽丝
1 year
@MaxwellMEmwamba @joshmandla It's literally split in half between both countries. What are you talking about? 💀💀💀 Also very few people even know Zambia is a country.
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
💋💋💋
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
I can't take you seriously if you're Pro ZANU and tweeting it yet you living abroad. Why are you abroad? What kind of fake BS is that. Nonsense mhan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Alice_flower99
Alice 爱丽丝
2 years
@edbopoto @NewsHawksLive The correct name is Enterprise 🤣🤣🤣 and it will never be otherwise. Sorry to you OLD people
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