🪷BouffantBecky🪷 @bouffantbecky Twitter profile

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🪷BouffantBecky🪷

@bouffantbecky

4 days

Update, and it’s a screenshot bc I’m not typing all that again.

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@bouffantbecky

26 days

Hi, the apartment is happening, finally. The apartment manager is running my background check, and has submitted HUD paperwork. She said the apartment would be ready in 2 weeks, and by next week I should be signing my lease.

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4 months

Whatever he did to all of them on that plane must’ve been terrible.

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4 months

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter, Shiloh, filed a request to legally drop Pitt from her surname on her 18th birthday.

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4 months

I think about this tweet a lot.

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3 years

This is why women are important in academia.

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4 months

I highly recommend being medicated. It’ll settle your nervous systems.

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1 year

I would like to formally apologize to Black women for revealing to my brother that we have a branch of African American ancestors. He is now using this as an opener to hit on y’all. Don’t date him. He’s broke.

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4 months

I always forget how crazy y’all are.

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3 years

Jennifer Garner giving Ben Affleck his surprise Christmas gift! 🎄

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4 months

@introvertnfj And George Clooney did another movie with him that’s coming out.

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5 years

Trey Gowdy looks like he'd sue me in small claims court for a lost Pyrex lid.

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3 years

@RaveenTheDream I lost my uterus in the war.

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4 months

@BelTiJazz Are you ok

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CSPAN

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"The ugly truth is that violence in homes is normalized in our country." WATCH: Complete remarks from Angelina Jolie at news conference on Violence Against Women Act.

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4 years

This lady found the name of that asshole pharmacist

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4 years

We’re still not talking enough about Ayanna Pressley’s panic button being gone.

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10 months

He’s looking like a twice divorced midwestern tourist in the French Quarter on a Tuesday night.

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10 months

Brad Pitt wears hand-painted $6K cashmere shirt for 60th birthday party

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1 year

@Balldon64307120 That would be far too presumptuous of me, however I will clean up & hope to be offered leftovers.

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4 months

@cpettway79 Truth is such effortless shade.

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7 months

If you’re shit talking Katie Britt come sit by me

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2 years

Since Kanye is trending

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5 years

@DoctorJonPaul That was a symphony!

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4 months

@prime_bee Not the concealer lips. 😭

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7 months

Re-upping this James Carville rant, bc I need some of you to comprehend how correct he is.

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2 years

@KMBAussie But you just ate steak a couple days ago?

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2 years

Steak/salad for lunch? Why, sure.

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Jfc

𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗮.

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9 months

Paul Newman

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3 years

Me realizing Demi Moore nearly killed herself over Ashton Kutcher and he doesn’t even wash his ass

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7 months

If, hypothetically, a middle aged woman murdered her older brother for leaving her STAUB Dutch oven in the sink filled with dirty water, no jury would convict her, right?

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🪷BouffantBecky🪷

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4 years

I spoke with my uncle who just lost his wife of over 50 years to COVID. He didn’t speak much, but the one phase he kept repeating was, “In my wildest dreams I never expected it to be this to take her from me.” Folks are losing soul mates & y’all call it a hoax. 🖕🏻

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4 years

Good morning!

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4 years

I’m very tired of the performative socialism of trust fund children.

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2 years

I just love how conservatives think Dolly lives in the hills plotting some white utopia. When in fact she’s supporting BLM, social programs Gays, and Trans people. My idol, my queen, my true southern bell. 🥰 🥰

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9 months

The unmitigated gall of whiteness. Who is he? I want a name!

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9 months

This is what I want wear to haunt all of y’all.

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4 years

This is truly a beautiful photo of Champ.

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1 year

Why are some people so upset when two middle aged women speak the truth about toddlers? Having a child under the age of 5 was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. It’s time women are allowed the space to complain.

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7 months

Katie Britt after opening Twitter this morning

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2 years

She’s 64, and had zero work done. She believes in staying away from toxic men, reapplying sunscreen, always voting democrat, and taking your meds. Sharon Stone is goals, baby.

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4 years

The Calvary is coming to vote Georgia

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2 years

Am I meme-ing correctly?

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8 months

This how Steve Perry sounded live. Go back to vocalists. They don’t need to be GQ models.

🎸 Rock History 🎸

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8 months

Steve Perry turns 75 years old today! Here is Journey performing ”Don't Stop Believin” in Houston, 1981. #StevePerry

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4 years

All right women! I need support. This time next week I’ll be getting my hysterectomy. Lend me your courage.

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2 years

Dearest Grimes, I can’t believe you took that man into your body and duplicated his genetic material.

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5 years

Libertarians are awful, just awful.

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1 year

My 1st love raved about his grandmother’s lasagna. Like he had a Nona from Florence or something. I spend weeks practicing to cook for him on our 1st anniversary. He doesn’t like mine. I’m devastated. At his grandmothers for Easter: it’s frozen fucking Stouffer’s lasagna!

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1 year

@Gator_Food He is. But poorer than a dilapidated barn.

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4 years

He really said, “they wanna ruin my life”

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4 years

What’s the most inappropriate thing a therapist has ever said to you? I’ll go first: “Once you find a good man, all your problems and fears will go away.”

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2 months

Naomi would leave bloodstains on the runway, gay men would be inconsolable from the sheer force of her presence and you bring this poorly rinsed tripe to my timeline!

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4 years

There’s women who aren’t allowed to wear their natural HAIR to office meetings and white men are complaining about not being allowed a single “misstep” in choking the chicken.

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1 month

Andrew Tate was arrested again.

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6 months

Greek yogurt has a higher protein content than cottage cheese. Why are people eating cottage cheese?You don’t have to punish yourselves.

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2 years

Caring for elderly parents is a much tougher job than being a parent. I’m tired.

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5 years

If I tweet about Alabama, which is my home state, where I live. It is NOT an open invitation to trash my state as a whole. My state is multicultural, beautiful, delicious, the people sound lyrical, they are strong. Don't insult them. Don't insult me.

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5 years

I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't waste the rest of your good titty years on a shit man.

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6 months

I see Steven Crowder is getting exposed as an abusive man child, again.

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3 years

Y’all need a vacation…

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9 months

Your wife used Wikipedia as a source? My 11 year old isn’t allowed to use Wikipedia in a public school in ALABAMA! One of the worst ranked states in education.

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My wife, @NeriOxman , was just contacted by Business Insider claiming that they have identified other plagiarism in her work including 15 examples in her dissertation where she did not cite Wikipedia as a source. Business Insider told us that they are publishing their story

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3 years

I cooked my son’s bacon in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, and again y’all were right about that technique. Holy shit!

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1 year

For those of you who are curious this is my 8th g-grandpa Aminodab(h) Handzor (Hansor). I’m still finding out things as I go. It’s a miracle that this much was available to me. If you have any knowledge about the free community let me know!

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3 years

Hi. Just a quick PSA about southern wedding venues. If it’s on a “historic homes” or “historic mills” list in the South, it’s been a plantation several times over. Even if it was built after the Civil War, we still exploited Black people’s labor well into the 20th century.

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5 years

Y'all are talking shit about Dolly Parton bc she won't let Warren use 9 to 5? Not on my watch, you fucking animals!

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5 years

Senator Kamala Harris needs to be the next President of the United States.

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8 months

I heard the Khive is assembling. Don’t start without me.

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4 months

@wswilliamsA2 @lisakwildman Are you defending a man?

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2 years

I love Lisa Kudrow.

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Spencer Pratt slams ‘Friends’ star Lisa Kudrow as “worst human” he’s met after 2009 party encounter: “Right in front of me she tells Heidi that she needs to get away from me as fast as possible because I'm going to murder Heidi and that I have the eyes of a serial killer.”

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3 years

They created VH1

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4 years

A nationally recognized racist should pass away each Black History Month.

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4 years

Look how simple it is to lead by example

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11 months

Mister Jimmy will be with her by next week. Heavens above we’ve lost a great lady.

The Carter Center

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Our co-founder, former U.S. First Lady Rosalynn Carter, passed away this afternoon in Plains, Georgia. For more information:

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4 years

I want to be as stoned as this building 😩

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4 years

“We can’t cower forever” Bitch, wearing a mask and staying inside isn’t cowering. It’s called being vigilant about not spreading a deadly virus. Stupid ass

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4 years

All the hexes are working.

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5 years

Kamala Harris will be the next President of the United States of America.

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3 years

Big day tomorrow. Signing off until I’m out of surgery and home tomorrow. Be sweet to one another, but be mean as hell to bigots. Love you 😘

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4 years

@VogueRunway And yet she lowered the bar on how to catch Lyme Disease.

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3 years

When is Gen X going to talk about how all our grandmothers had eating disorders?

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3 years

Today is the day I enter House Moderna!

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5 years

Kirstie Alley is not to be taken seriously. She’s in a cult and thinks Scientology is a good & noble path.

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4 years

When I worked in the medical field it always stunned me that old, white people with Dementia ect, could forget EVERYTHING and EVERYONE but never the n word.

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3 years

Tell Nina it was us.

Brianna Wu

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3 years

@Redistrict NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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3 years

Great news! My father is still in ICU, but he’s off the ventilator and doing well. 🙌🏻 They think he’ll be in a room by tomorrow morning. 💜

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4 years

Whenever I’m sad I remember this

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7 months

@DPMCanty If he bombed the audition, then he doesn’t get the part.

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5 years

Susan Collins is the girl at the frat party who witnesses your drink get roofied and then tells the frat boys when you’ve passed out.

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5 years

Why do all these "revolutionary" folks appear unwashed & smell of vinegar?

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Michael Moore slams Pelosi after "60 Minutes" interview: Her "old tired privileged ways are over"

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My son cooked his own macaroni and cheese with mashed potatoes, after I praised him we both left the kitchen for 5 minutes and my father plated it up for himself and ate it all.

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7 months

He’s far too brittle and slight.

Christopher Nolan Art & Updates

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According to @TheSun , Cillian Murphy's performance in ‘OPPENHEIMER’ impressed James Bond bosses. He is now the frontrunner for the role. Do you think this would be a good fit?

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10 months

I can’t take it anymore

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1 year

Just thinking about how jealous Robert Wagner was of his wife Natalie Wood and how she tragically drowned on a boat with Wagner and Christoper Walken who was in love with Natalie Wood.

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4 years

Having had a csection is a preexisting condition???

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3 years

Trust my immune system? That loopy bitch has been destroying my thyroid since I was 14!

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4 years

My son has spoken non stop for 5 straight hours. Even when he’s playing outside he’s talking to me. 😳 I love him, he’s my treasure but.... Jesus

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4 years

Y’all, I found Meghan McCain’s hair stylist on TikTok 😂

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4 months

My brother and father just discovered I put in an apartment application for just my son and I. There were adult male tantrums.

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4 years

Here is a very tired single Mother with her 4 newborn sausages.

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4 years

My Aunt by marriage died last night from COVID. She’ll be buried without a funeral, the last respects and celebration of her life which she deserves. Stay home if you can, wear a mask and wash your hands.

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5 years

Tiffany dressed like she was attending a Cotillion at the Georgia Junior League.

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3 years

I just opened the box the virtual school gave my son, and there’s a new Chrome Book, counters, play money, rulers, 😭 I logged into his contacts and there’s portals to each class and teacher. He even has a P.E. teacher! I’m crying with relief 😭

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5 years

So, I was on the phone with my uber skinny aunt in law. She's in her late 60's. Me: I'm on a no carb diet. Her: Oh, darlin I'll tell you what I tell every woman over 40. Drink black coffee all day and when you feel like eating take a Xanax & sleep.

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4 years

I just spent $100 on milk, bread, veggies and fruit. Is it just me or has prices gone up?

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1 year

@Needle_of_Arya Direct. My maternal 8th great grandfather.

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