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Pretoria, South Africa
Joined March 2016
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@nuevothato
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4 years
I learned everything I needed to know 2 seconds into this video
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Y’all remember that story of a gent who cheated and his girl and she deleted his thesis from his laptop? 😭😭😭
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Hygiene is not a gender specific topic I beg
@badbitchmb1
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2 years
As a female your hygiene should be top tier🥴
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@nuevothato
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3 months
Saying “nigga” so she can send it to 7 different niggas
@numeroun0_
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3 months
i don’t do text i just send videos like :
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
Date people who like being around you.
@FacundoXXII
‘Cundo 🇵🇸
6 years
Ladies start lying about your periods so he can spend more quality time with y’all.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 months
To get married? No To the wrong person? 100%
@nomzamo_nom
Nomzamo Ntombela🫧
6 months
Guys aren’t y’all scared to get married?😭
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@nuevothato
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3 months
I got chased by a lion on my way to buy bread today, you don’t want to come over here.
@Ulcresexxxx
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3 months
America is cooked, time to move to Africa fr 😭
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@nuevothato
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9 months
I need discipline this year, a lot of it. My life depends on it fr.
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@nuevothato
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8 months
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@whoisAntiii
Haymaker Hero 🖤🥊
8 months
My girl just apologized to me and told me I was right 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@nuevothato
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6 months
Take that 21-25 y.o. girl seriously at your own risk young man
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 months
“Oh no 💔”
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@rorisanggg_
Rox.
3 months
Oh no 💔 I have to drink again today
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@nuevothato
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5 years
Girls are always over the relationship before it even ends. She’s just waiting for the right time and circumstance to end things.
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@nuevothato
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2 years
Mr Prices sales would probably shoot through the roof if they just stopped writing on things
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@nuevothato
nuevo
7 years
Ex: "I need closure" First of all, so does your wig.
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@nuevothato
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2 years
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
This is why I don’t believe women
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@Carolinerathabe
Caroline
2 years
Trust me, your ex still loves you.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
look at man’s right hand, kings are suffering in silence :(
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samgyeopsal
6 years
Favorite cuddles picture ♥️
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
The pressure to have your shit together in your 20s is getting worser
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
Having money looks so nice man, I want that for myself
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
I’m tired of living on a budget. I need more money
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@nuevothato
nuevo
1 month
I’m just a girl” YOU’RE 36
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@nuevothato
nuevo
1 year
Sunday kuworse abelungu badakiwe, S’yamosha!
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
"I know I hurt you in the past but I've changed"
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
No-one grooves like a person with a broken heart. “Where are the vibes” at 5:30AM 😭😭😭😭😭
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
The person I am when I’m in love scares me, my IQ drops to 0.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
“I work best under pressure” me under pressure:
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Whenever I’m sad, it’s because I don’t have money
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 months
Starting a family > living your “best life”
@Hacjivah
Hacjivah Dayimani
6 months
😍
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
Microsoft word does most of the referencing for you. RT this thread to help a student out.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Niggas calling lobola “transfer fee” 😭😭😭😭
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
My rents bought me a car 🥺🥺🥺
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@nuevothato
nuevo
7 years
Bro they say this even when they don't have boyfriends.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
I love how soft this woman and I are with each other. Never a harsh word, never any condescension. We treat each other with so much kindness and gentleness 🥹
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@nuevothato
nuevo
11 months
100%. Flopo hase concept, flopo ke batho.
@Bubu_Mazibuko
Buhle Mazibuko
11 months
Guys are we sure about umshado?
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Kissing is such a great concept, what an experience
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@nuevothato
nuevo
1 year
Friendship breakups hurt man, I felt that video ya Morda 💔
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@nuevothato
nuevo
7 years
When you stalk someone and you find the chest pains you were looking for.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
I just want my mom to live soft
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
objection your honour. relevance?
@NelaYo_G
Yonela
6 years
Does your crush like you back? Does your crush even know you?
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@nuevothato
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2 years
I’ve probably said this before I mean it now more than ever, I can’t handle another heartbreak. My mind, body and soul won’t be able to handle it.
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@nuevothato
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1 year
One of the most beautiful things about having a partner is having someone who appreciates your wins as much you do and vice versa
@_Tshisevhe
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1 year
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Or, hear me out, leave them alone
@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.🎗️
2 years
guys if they blocked your number, call them ka private number it will go through. you’re welcome.🥰
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@nuevothato
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1 year
Nonchalant vs nonchelete
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@nuevothato
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3 years
The worst mistake you can make ke go nyatsa motho, don’t do that thing.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
Love and Hip Hop is a franchise, McDonalds didn’t become McMthimkhulu when it came to SA
@SheraTheDJ
CODE RED🚨💋
2 years
Hiphop isn’t even our culture… why have a love & hiphop SA ? & not love & Amapiano? There is so much dzrama in our scene 😂
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@nuevothato
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2 years
IUD, next question
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@nuevothato
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2 years
O bethile Big Bang Theory 😭🔥
@YandyPeko
Yandiss
2 years
🎓❤️ UCT Astrophysics and space science graduate 🫦 #UCTGrad2023
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@nuevothato
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2 years
In my ‘eish that’s true’ era
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@nuevothato
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11 months
I’m tired of acting like a thug, deep down this is what I want 😞
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@nuevothato
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2 years
Due to my past experiences, I don’t give second chances anymore. Regards management
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 months
“Yaa wena”
@theboyslade
Sa Batho
6 months
born to say "sthandwa sam" forced to say "yaa wena"
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@nuevothato
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8 months
I strongly urge artists to take a course in music business because what he’s saying is literally the law.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
5 years
I believe it’s none of my business
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ZAlebs
5 years
Do you guys believe that they are happy in paradise?
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@nuevothato
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3 years
Ever met someone who’s so wholesome it’s hard to believe?
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@nuevothato
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2 years
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@nuevothato
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1 year
She didn’t thank him. The signs are always right in front of you and show up early
@BDTRELILBROTHER
Raymonte
1 year
This was so hot idk
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@nuevothato
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1 year
Niggas when they find out they’re being rotated
@mothershelz
big madam shelz
1 year
If only y’all knew we were rotating you tl gents 🫢
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@nuevothato
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2 years
@BassieHuma
𝒜𝓂𝑜 💌
2 years
a man being good at bowling is such a turn off because how many dates have you been on ?
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@nuevothato
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3 years
All I know is, I’m going to have a lot to celebrate this year 🤞🏽
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 months
Bare we’re middle aged 😭💔
@charleezzy_
bae (munch)
2 months
middle aged twitter (23-28) is so interesting
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
A honeymoon phase that never ends >
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@nuevothato
nuevo
1 year
Jesus died for our sins yesterday, we’re all back to 0 🙏🏽
@simajwili
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1 year
No but fr. Who’s a virgin these days?
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@nuevothato
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6 months
Sizobona month end 🙏🏽
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@misspee
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6 months
Remember to send her some money to enjoy her weekend ❤️
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@nuevothato
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2 years
What scares me the most about relationships is that someone can fall out of love when you’re too far gone and now you’re stranded.
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@nuevothato
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11 months
Did the double on England and New Zealand, we’re built different 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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@nuevothato
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7 years
In a black household, age is but a figment of your imagination.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 years
junior is funnier than the whole cast of friends.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
I’m really not cut out for bofebe, I’m designed for a wholesome relationship.
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@nuevothato
nuevo
8 months
Reka data o bule internet cafe
@ItsLungadonsa
𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐨.
9 months
Wena you thinking you paying rent kanti uthenga iairtime ka R5700😭
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
Girls: “how do you know I’m attractive with a mask on?” Also girls:
@yourfavbekki
Bekki
3 years
😊❤️
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@nuevothato
nuevo
5 years
Oh gahd it’s Senior League
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@nuevothato
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3 years
I’m really not comfortable with the idea of begging someone.
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@nuevothato
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3 years
Celibacy is the answer, I’ve seen the light 🙏🏽
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
Barney was acting, Charlie was living his life out on camera. They are not the same.
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@nuevothato
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4 years
Mjolo is not a replacement for therapy angisho guys?
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
If you’re blocked by Kabza you’re definitely the problem
@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉
3 years
I’m blocked by a lot of okes neh but this one hurt the most okes💔💔💔
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@nuevothato
nuevo
10 months
Majita nna fashion haikhona
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
I need McDonalds to bottle and sell that Jalapeño sauce
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@nuevothato
nuevo
5 years
If we’re being honest, this fruit is trash
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
Being peng but not photogenic <
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@nuevothato
nuevo
2 years
A short thread for young men. I might not know much but I hope this reaches and helps even one person 🙏🏽
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@nuevothato
nuevo
5 years
SA women entertaining chats because they’re not trying to die
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
At my big age I’ve never celebrated a one year anniversary lmaoo
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
One of the hardest things to do after a break up is adjusting to not having someone to talk to 24/7
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@nuevothato
nuevo
5 months
Piano is up there with the CAT scan and the heart transplant in terms of SA’s greatest inventions 😭
@Am_Blujay
The Instigator
5 months
I love the South African club scene everyone is there for a good time 🕺🕺
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
Woke up to this, shoutout to my shorty 🥺❤️
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nuevo
2 years
This is so real 😭😭😭😭😭
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nuevo
2 years
Adding a dash of milk to scrambled eggs >
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@nuevothato
nuevo
4 years
Y’all really be putting your partners through bullshit, just be single if you aren’t ready to be in a relationship.
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1 year
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@neythebae_sa
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1 year
as you got older you realised?
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@nuevothato
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3 years
I’d drink 120 shots of jeyes fluid if I posted my hun and a nigga commented “small world”
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@nuevothato
nuevo
6 months
He’s still protecting her
@1seanmcbride
star6!*☆
6 months
I told the story for the plot, I didn’t post faces or names for a reason so whoever posted her please delete.
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@nuevothato
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2 years
Peng + zero personality
@MrK_Okay
Kabelo
2 years
What does “Constantly desired but never loved” mean?
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@nuevothato
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5 years
If you eat ice cream like this you’re definitely a serial killer
@ncontextmukbang
Out of Context Mukbang and Food
5 years
Magnum Ice Cream (classic and almonds) 🤤
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@nuevothato
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2 years
She’s a 10 but she says “it’s fine” then goes on Twitter to tell strangers about how she’s feeling
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2 years
@tolanibaj
TBAJ
2 years
I get turned off when a guy dances in the club. Like sit down and pretend to be a big boy.
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@nuevothato
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4 years
Being with someone who makes it easy for you to express yourself >
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@nuevothato
nuevo
3 years
“I passed out last night”
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