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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

20 days

I have learned that my dear friends @MistressMercer @HeartwoodsF lost their entire home, workshop, and more during Helene. If you have extra to spare, they urgently need the help.

Michelle Lacy

@MsMichelle_Lacy

21 days

Pretty urgent! Please share. @MistressMercer @HeartwoodsF

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Dylan Mulvaney did a kitchenaid ad if anyone sees conservatives throwing out their kitchen aid stand mixers plz grab that shit I need one 🤣🤣🤣

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

4 months

@evilvillain1231 I watched it and went into it like "yay mindless violence" and left like "oh wow was this actually a not so subtle allegory for capitalism???" tbh so ...

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Thread for sex workers over 30? If you're in sex work and over 30 post your photo! We don't have an 'expiration date' do we? Include your payment links if you want!

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

6 months

@InkMasterbator Can you introduce us tho I'm desperate for acreage

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@TheMamasaurus ... May I make a suggestion

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

@clhubes You know, I have a lot of things to say about parental expectations here and how moms don't get breaks but dads do. But honestly, I think the real enemy here is our country's lack of paternal leave. He shouldn't have to be working when his baby is still so young.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Hey sex workers / content creators, who's over 35? Can I see a selfie? 🥺 I love and respect all the young folks on my feed all day, but I'd love some gorgeous role models for aging in the industry, too. (All genders welcome to post, include your payment link if you want.)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

@clhubes wow, really? i'm so confused by that mentality.... being a parent does not stop for a zoom meeting. i'd like someone interrupt any zoom meeting of mine to hand me one of my dogs so you bet your sweet ass if i had a kid i'd be like "oh yeah hold on my kid needs me."

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Me: Mmmm yeah genitals are gender! Fuck pronouns. Hey do you have a bread hook? Better throw that out too. Show those wokes.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Nothing pisses me off more than when people describe sex work as "easy money." Especially the few times I've had people ask me for sex work advice so they can... "make some quick easy cash...."

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@SaraSchon I would legitimately find this so cute ugh

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

@lowkeyGPT @TheFuadBro @wildtiktokss Weirdly actually I think she's the stalker and thinks it means he just needs a two year break then she can talk to him again 😬 But alarming either way

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Can Dylan do a RAM ad I need truck parts

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

@sablaah @lvamsgatthebeep Why would someone steal a watering can also omg this whole situation is so wild

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@the_tweedy Two different perspectives 🤣

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Civilians: I could never handle dating a sex worker. .... 🙄Can't handle what? Attractive, financially stable, business minded and good at sex?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@gabrielledrolet Lmao. I used to live overlooking a city park / pond and a friend walked through on the trails to get to my house to stay the night as it was saving like 3 blocks of walking and a cop came and bothered them about it bc Park Is Closed. So rude.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

@neoglobalist @Isabelvsandoval This is my takeaway too. He knew she was taking a pic and took one back... and was kindly and didn't put her face or identifying features or body in it. What a gentleman.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

so when y'all say "praise kink" .... do y'all actually have a praise kink or have you just never been in a relationship where someone is supportive and loves you and you relax when you finally have that reassurance?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

What is Bl * ue Sk * y? Social media network created by the guy who originally founded Twitter before it was sold to El * on. It is in beta mode. You need an invite code to join. Users are given one invite code per week to share to friends. However

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@LilNasX It's very possible to feel romantic for someone and not feel sexual for them. Also possible to feel sexual for someone but not feel romantic! Hollywood movies make all this seem so cookie cutter but turns out, our feelings for people are more of an assortment of experiences.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

6 months

@AshleyGWinter He means "she isn't subservient enough."

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

8 months

@trevorshowvan @TableBoston So i think.... TiL travel insurance actually works by issuing a charge back on purchases rather than the insurance company covering the bill?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Step 1: Put warm icing in my ejaculating strap on. Step 2: You get a facial of warm icing. Conclusion: You are my little cinnamon roll now! 🤗 Who's up?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

6 months

@holy_schnitt Not yet but I think this would fix me. Found from Miguel Cookingwithfire.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Plus sized body positive thread?! Post a pic, video, anything you like. All people with bigger bodies welcome 🥰 fat, thick, chubby, ssbbw, curvy, bhm, all welcome! And include your links if you like. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Last time we had this convo a cam girl chimed in that every show she pointedly reaches for the lube and shows its use clearly to normalize it. Can't remember who now. But thank you for your service.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@EddieKristan If you speak with her again and think it would be welcomed plz ask her if she'd like postcards and mail from a new friend. I can never replace her friends who've passed but we can always make new connections. Thank you for caring about her.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Sex workers of all types... when was the last time you raised your rates or your content prices? Are your prices keeping up with inflation?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@cathrynlavery I can understand wanting to hire a professonal mover if you can afford it -- after all, they should be insured and very good at their jobs. However, this was a friend reaching out with love and compassion and support and you shut them down in a condescending way.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@stickydacat If you've been in therapy I implore you to send them your therapy bills. Not really actually.... I don't think they deserve to hear from you at all. But god. I'm sorry you're dealing with this. The depth of how awful and petty and sick this is has really hit me hard.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@sophiegreenleaf he said i swear i'm not lying i'm going to just use the money for food (i said of course i know, i believe you sir!) and then he said people step on me, when i'm laying on the ground. like i'm a dog. you wouldn't even treat a dog like that. 2/2

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Please don't purchase plastic skeletons for Halloween. They are manufactured off shore and bad for the environment. Use real ones.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

4 months

@cravedcuddle And 99% of people will love their partner more with their hair down and comfortable clothes on... for real. The woman on the left looks untouchable and unattainable. The woman on the right looks like someone you can snuggle with.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@billybinion Well that was horrible and disturbing. Jesus christ.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

8 months

I'm hosting an edging party but you can't come

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Lord

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

9 months

@diaryofkylie_ where the hell is a 16 year old supposed to come up with "disney vacation" money? that's so unhinged

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@sophiegreenleaf a few months back a man at the airport asked me for change, didn't have cash on me, he was like there's an atm right there and i said let's fuckin' do it then. i got him some cash but then he just needed to talk to someone and what he said devastated me 1/2

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

@sophiegreenleaf ok i'm lying about it being 2/2 it's 3/3 now, because i'll just say one more thing and that's just that all people are human beings and it costs nothing to treat human beings with respect, dignity and kindness.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Reminder to baby Dominants: Folks who are bottoms or submissives on the internet are not YOUR sub. Consent still matters. Don't slip into the DMs of random people on Twitter and start barking orders at them. It's pathetic and laughable. And if you're a pro Domme doubly so.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Idk if this will work but.... Can we get a BHM/BBW/chubby/big Sexy chonkers (this is my gender neutral self descriptor ty) selfie thread going? I wanna see my fellow thick cuties today? Wya? Content creators plz include payment links if you wish!

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

@peterproctor @leahmcelrath While I agree with you that is a great survival tactic and sufficiently nutritious, it is a joyless existence, and people deserve better. While the billionaires of this world roll around in vile gluttonry, the people eat pasta, rice and beans and have no proper healthcare.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Uh, wow. What I just seen. We gonna have to agree to strongly fuckin disagree if you think domination can't involve being adorable and sweet and mushy over your subs. 🙄

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@AliceSkary

5 years

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1 year

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Free advice: When taking hole pics, wash thoroughly and dry the area with a soft lint free cloth. Check for anything left behind before you take your photo. Not even the sexiest hole on earth can be presented in a desirable way with Toilet Paper Schnibbles stuck to it.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Soft blocking folks who follow me but never interact. Sorry darlings, but me and the Twitter algorithm are getting pretty intimate and I gotta get rid of anyone who's holding us back. 😌

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Here's a fun graphic to catch your attention!

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 months

@iKissMTFs Sigh. I was about to ask for his deetz.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

@BlackBoyWitch @matzahluvr Almost like everyone is different and there's no formula to good sex and you just gotta talk to your partners and find out what they like. Weird!

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

7 months

My baby is gone. I love you forever my sweet friend.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

(Ps I love all my young colleagues! Just want to show how you can age and still thrive in the industry to throw off some stereotypes.)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

10 months

@dieworkwear adorable and perfect? good to know!

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

So I got blocked for defending the use of lube. 🙄 Yall. Plz use lube. Use sex chairs. Use cock rings. Use viagra. Use vibrators. Use any aids you need to make sex accessible and comfortable for you.

Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

@BondageLand @Iknowverything Or had sex with an afab person who's post-menopausal. Or has hormonal issues. 🙄 Or Sjogren's syndrome, which attacks your fluid-producing glands (saliva, vaginal mucosa, joints.)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

10 months

If you realize that sex is healthy & pleasure is good, then porn is just any other form of entertainment. They hate porn because they have internalized shame about sex and pleasure. They think it's dirty. It isn't -- it's natural.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

SWers/adult content creators.... Does anyone else notes on your customers and intentionally prioritize ones that treat you really well? What are some of your customer/client green flags?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Cw alcohol Showing up to party with ejaculating strap on hooked up to a camelbak of long Island iced tea and offering to piss in people's throats 😌

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

i was built for polyamory tbh because to me my partner's partners are just another potential person who may bring me snacks "hey you fucking my woman? nice. oh, where y'all going out to eat tonight btw???"

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Gangbangs are notoriously hard to organize so what we need is 10 tops who band together to travel in a van, each city they get tested and provide one gangbang then on to the next city. Professional gangbanger tour.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

@karenyhan Thought you'd want to know this important update

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

If you can reply to this post you are VERY AWESOME. (If you cannot reply to this post you are probably also awesome but I just haven't gotten to know your awesomeness yet.) Have a great day awesome folks. x

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

If you have a SWer in your life you love or admire and support, consider tipping them today. The holidays are slow for SWers. But Black Friday gives many a chance to buy electronics, props, wardrobe etc that is needed to advance their business. Fund it. 😎

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

@ThemTheBear Heterosexuals do sex things badly 😂 (sorry if you are one, just an observation)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Tip for SWers: Make clients pay you for your time negotiating, booking, scheduling, or answering questions. Every. Single. Minute. They respect your time better when they know it's monetary value. No more timewasters in 2020, my friends.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

The anti circumcision ppl are all over this shit. I'm actually anti circumcision as well but you should still use lube and this tweet ain't meant for yall.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

My foster dog Eckhart crossed the rainbow Bridge today. I guess I was your forever home after all, baby. Rest easy sweet boy.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Do you consent to me replying thirstily to your selfies y/n?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Please do NOT follow me as a courtesy, a curiosity, a politeness. Please follow me only if my shitposting speaks to your heart. Or if you want to be railed senseless.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

This is a PSA: Bi guys are all perfect and must all be protected and loved. Ty for your time. 😊

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

When you get a half-priced dildo it's a dickscount

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

if this post reaches 50 retweets i will buy Eckhart 100 tennis balls and video him seeing them let's go (more info about eckhart in reply)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

Oh, my GOODNESS so many gorgeous humans. THANK YOU! & I would be so grateful if those of you who aren't sex workers or who are under 35 would go through and retweet / reply to some of these creators, especially smaller creators who need exposure and love and support.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

I feel like "breeding" for gay men means "bareback" and "breeding" for straight couples means "pregnancy fetish" and then finally for enby people I think "breeding" usually means innoculating each other with Lovecraftian monster spawn

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

TFW Jayda Jacobs has unprivated her page so I can blow yall up with her gorgeous ass. 😏😏😏

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Od man Rusty likes to stay outside for long hours just sniffing the air. It worries me a bit especially when it's a bit cold out, but I can't bare to make him come inside when it makes him so happy. So, I brought him water and a blanket out to his cot.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 months

I started dating my friend of 18 years earlier this year and I am so very, very happy and in love. I have not felt such a gentle and uncomplicated relationship in many many years. Everything just *works.*

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

hi there. =)

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

2 years

Well well well I just turned 36! Send nudes 😈

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

observe: me at age 19, running my fledgling porn empire from a flip phone

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

I hope I look like that hot librarian who is gonna break your heart and take your money. Did I hit the target or...?

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

3 years

I keep getting kicked out of orgies for referring to the lube as "fuck sauce"

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

4 days

@shemonster_ Holy shit lol Im gonna see if I can send our local fire department some pizza now

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

10 months

@biblioviolet Chuck Tingle is fucking awesome.

Chuck Tingle

@ChuckTingle

3 years

noticed a few unfollows after recent post so i would like to be very clear and explain my way: if you are against trans buckaroos then you are no buckaroo of mine now GET OFF THIS DANG PAGE. OUT ANTI-TRANS DEVILS. OUT

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

We aren't waiting 200 years for you to change cultural standards around circumcision and waiting it out having uncomfortable sex until then. Thanks though.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

10 months

@_Rico21 Join a subreddit called r/personalfinance/ read the posts there every day for one month and after you get a feel for the format post your unique situation and get personalized advice. And I'm also going to suggest RocketMoney. Check it every night before bed. You got this.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

1 year

Remember when Russell Brand came out against pornography? That's when I knew he was bad news. People who think sexual expression is evil usually are projecting. They think everyone has violence in their sexual core, like they do.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

5 years

Quick reminder: Yes, huge tributes are nice. But never underestimate the value of even a tiny tip or purchase. If every single one of you following me sent me just $5, right now??? I'd have over $35,000. Just like that.

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Alice Skary (they/them/theirs)

@AliceSkary

9 months

if your swinger parents have this shower can you give them my number