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Everything DC. Tattoos & Therapy. UDC Alumni. Commissioner in my free time. Personal page/views are my own.

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Joined March 2021
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@Abeale202
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4 months
Toddler meltdown because I cut his meatball.
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3 years
You didn’t see the bloods acting like this over that one bharacter
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2 years
@karlogan_ I feel that way about Drake and I don’t even know him. Like what’s wrong with Marriott’s? Why can’t I sit in the middle row at basketball games? 😂
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5 months
DC villain origin story
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6 months
DC Government employees can't even afford to live in D.C. Your first responderS and essential employees live in upper Marlboro.
@MayorBowser
Mayor Muriel Bowser
6 months
#DCsComeback is underway. We're focused on keeping people in DC, bringing people to DC, and making sure that every neighborhood is a vibrant place for people to live, work, visit, and play. Story by @cuneytdil
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9 months
@ScaryToRemarry This is the woman from this viral video yall lmao
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2 months
Again.
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@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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Prices at DC’s first office-to-residential apartments start at $2,885 for a 574-square-foot studio and go up to $6,088 for a one-bedroom with two bathrooms
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2 years
@JustChillBruh I say this every chance I get…therapist is such a broad term…a lot of these “social media therapist” are not licensed, properly trained l. And didn’t go through accredit programs with proper supervision…they flat out just don’t know what that are doing and it can be harmful
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1 year
When transplants say “people in DC always want to know where you work,” I really want them to think about a culture THEY created. DC natives are not pretentious, nor impressed by job titles/degrees. We literally grew up in a Black city where all that was a norm.
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1 year
@Clyycly “Bitches like you I eat for breakfast”
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7 months
@Top1Rating @timecaptales She’s holding a fucking doll baby.
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3 years
@DailyLoud @fabiodondada I would have been in there like
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2 years
@1DOPEKEV “I’m wit you cause I’m boring too”
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2 months
Now your turn!!
@MurielBowser
Muriel Bowser
2 months
My gratitude and prayers are with President Biden. His selfless decision today truly put America first. Thank you Mr. President.
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6 months
What in the gentrified DC small business is this 😂😂😂
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2 years
@bgcteainsta When you get caught in tag and try to act like you wasn’t playing.
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1 year
"black people dont care about bike lanes" I do, tf? I would love to safely ride my bike from Congress Heights to the Wharf and Navy Yard. Have I done it? Yes. Was it safe..hell no? lol you ever rode down MLK??
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2 years
@Mylove_Des @roddy_pee I’m just going to leave this here. Black people literally don’t think of them and would never arbitrarily do shit like this
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2 years
@DJRTistic @RJWarriorDad You heard what happen to the last security guards?!!
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4 months
I didn’t expect this tweet to do numbers, but we went outside because he was putting on a show. I let him cry and he wanted his daddy. So I told him his dad would bring him back for another 💀💀💀 and he finally stopped
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3 months
Reliable public transportation, city services, progressive policies, diverse group of Blacks, centrally located (Amtrak up/down the east coast), 3 accessible airports by train, walkability, parks, free prek 3-4, geographically diverse communities, nightlife throughout the week
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Red da Redz
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Like you WILL get robbed, drinks are VERY overpriced, apartments are NOT affordable and in DC proper the size of the units def not worth it… who is lying to y’all?
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11 days
“dC doesn’t have better Mexican food than Cali” well duh Mexico is legit right there and our Latin community is mostly El Salvadoran.
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3 years
@karlogan_ Nah here it go lmaoo
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3 months
“Dating in DC sucks” You have on clearance mom Nikes, pleather wide legs, and a Michael Kors crossbodyz Its you!!
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19 days
You live in Arlington. You visit DC on Fridays for Jazz in the Garden. Relax.
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19 days
The entire office has been in shambles for 7 years. Nobody is setting that man up lmaoo This man was against TREES. TREES. He fought against a 🌳 In the most air polluted ward, highest rates of asthma, and pediatric emergency room visits for asthma in DC.
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1 year
We were in Columbia heights and Mt pleasant long before you. This isn’t a transformation, this is part of a culture that existed in this community before people like you gentrified it and glad to see it’s still flourishing. WELCOME and you will deal!
@airish1
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@Thalamus1992 @kristoncapps @FeverPotomac @BrianneKNadeau The area around 14th St. and Irving St. NW has been transformed into Guatemala thanks to Brianne! You can visit the third world on the H4 bus!
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2 years
@MichaelJPartyka A little jokester yourself eh??
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2 years
@TheNixUniverse @NayBeazy @jadethetrapper I cannot believe this isn’t real. Wouldn’t have batted an eye, if I didn’t read the comments smh ..looking closely, now I can see
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19 days
I wish some of yall PG county residents were as involved in PG county matters and politics, as y’all are in DCs.
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4 months
@DemocracyDfendr 💀💀💀💀💀💀 meat discssss
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2 years
@notcapnamerica Some of Y’all are reaching in the comments, this kids is obviously Jamaican and I’m dying laughing because he sounds like my grandad yelling at us
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4 months
@LucyinCharge Lmao he got ice cream…he back!!
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2 years
@lmTheReasonWhy The best Helga Pataki is back!!
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1 year
Told my son we ain’t stopping for food…5 min later I get a cash app from my mom for “lunch” These kids, their phones, and their grandparents smh
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4 months
I wish someone would do a deep dive to expose the slumlords in D.C., especially the units/rentals on the southside.
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4 months
@mrtlb_ I’m deaddddd 😂😂😂😂 Hiii! 👋🏾
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2 years
I shared this on the TL years ago, but I was living in Florida at the time and slim said he was a rapper. I asked to hear one song and he rapped a verse from Twista - kamikaze…
@Puff_Iya
Panic! At The TL
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Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let’s start identifying the source 😭
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2 years
@Mylove_Des @roddy_pee Also white people like wtf Lmaoo…he hit a double whammy
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2 years
@SomaKazima Sis was just trying to make it to the teachers lounge for lunch and got caught in the crossfire …
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3 months
@travel_baee He was so into it lmao
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1 year
DC hasn’t seen this many homicides since 2003. Remember when “y’all” said gentrification and mass incarceration will work, while continuing to ignore science.
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9 months
“DC needs to lock these kids up” Nigga what? Lmao like please STFU. All DC knows how to do is throw Black peoples in cages.
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It’s in our DNA.
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@dirathedoll
FreeGameDolly☕️
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DC dont play about DC. Y’all will tear eachother down but dont let an outsider have shit to say. Jail immediately lmao
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3 years
@karlogan_ Lmaooooo
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9 months
And in the two seconds I went to her page lmao her husband name was tagged and now it’s gone 💀💀 she not playing
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1 year
The two DCs in a nutshell.
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1 year
My mama a lawyer and the person living in our basement was a addict. 😂😂 I’m joking but I’m serious. Black people can be found on every level and in every nook & cranny of this city. Your gripe is with transplant culture.
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3 years
@HerMamasChild @HerMamasChild - “y’all be real loud announcing pregnancy and quiet during the miscarriage”
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1 year
Transplants create a tailored circle and complain about it.. 😂😂 Then they run tell everybody about how awful “DC culture” is…baby you was not with us 😂😂
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6 months
The left is a steak and cheese sub the right is a cheesesteak. Only one of these is good. DC people stop disappointing yourselves when in Philly. They don’t do subs 😂😂😂
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2 years
So many Black women endure mean, insensitive, and medically bias hospital staff during labor and delivery. It really hurts just to think about because damn…we’re in such a vulnerable state…literally life or death and we just gotta deal with it ….
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DCs demise was gentrification, but natives are doing our best to maintain the type of culture we were raised in. Unfortunately many of you were not able to experience it and/or don’t put yourself in positions to interact with us. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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I wish @WashProbs would use more discernment. It is tragic that a child has a history of carjacking and that he lost his life due to it. Allowing adults to slander him because of their frustration with public safety and opinions on adverse childhood experiences is low.
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2 years
I went to the grocery store, CVS, and Starbucks all in one run and I’m not in Eastern Market.. I don’t think people understand how the development in Skyland has improved residents EOTR QOL already….just having access to a pharmacy…groceries…food options etc
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9 months
People often wonder what they can do to improve their community with no resources, very little time, and no money to spare…. When you walk past a group of DC youth today, greet them and smile.. Acknowledge their presence… Let them know you see them
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2 years
@KdotKira Ok this needs to be sent to CPS..All I need to know is what city she is in…that poor baby ..my god
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1 year
You know what we ask “where are you from?” or “Where ya family from?” So we can make a connection with you.
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5 months
UDC not being in a “hood” is the funniest thing about this.
@LoveeSBG
Shann✨
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baby every hbcu is
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@AmerikaInBlack Everyone is upset and angry with her, but like same thing she did to her daughter was done to her ..first child at 14 and 5 children by 19..rape..incest..drugs We always feel bad for kids and then discard them as adults like the problems disappeared
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1 year
The criminal justice system, more white people, and luxury condos don’t end violence. Employment, fair wages, Prenatal care, preschool, quality education, conflict resolution, peer mediation, and mental health (treatment for neuroticism, complex trauma, PTSD, ACEs) do!!
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3 years
@SsCarlos93 I meannnnnn
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9 months
The party is over guys. He has an only fans.
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4 months
I feel like as a DC parent, you have to show your child “shit DC girl say” when they become of age. One of the greatest productions out of the city. The acting. The dialogue. The costumes. Culture relevance.👌🏽
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@WoodlandWoIf @JennMJacksonPhD This is true, but opening up about sex for some women is still taboo…look at social media..women are still shamed for being forthcoming about what they want in the bedroom. Women who are open are seen as controversial and “risky.”
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2 years
@MartyaLaMode Where da cabbage?!!!’ 😂😂😂 I made some few weeks ago ..was feeling nostalgic
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19 days
Not Trayon stealing his annual salary 💀💀
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19 days
Trayon has been a running joke in SE. Most people talk about him BEHIND his back because they want to remain in his good graces. The reality is this: he is constantly making bad decisions on behalf of us TAX PAYING residents. His most vulnerable constituents don’t see it.
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4 months
This was for Mother’s Day. They are a liquor store. LAX makes a ton of money, they do stuff like this all the time. If this was Total Wine in Alexandria with a different demographic…well …
@ChefAnthonyDC
Chef Anthony Thomas
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Meanwhile in Southeast DC 🍾🥂
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Do yall transplant bitches go to other cities and complain about the locals+culture? I’ve never been anywhere in America and thought to make blogs, post, tweets etc about them. I’ve found beauty everywhere. Yet in DC, yall find something to say. I wonder why 🙃😏
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@prettylilJANAE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Men: we don’t have safe spaces Men in their safe spaces:
@KrewSeason
The #1 Podcast In Existence
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When men say we want a feminine woman THIS is what we mean:
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@AmerikaInBlack I have the book..I think it provides better insight than the doc..different perspective ..straight from the source
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7 months
PG County, is this your king? 🤔
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2 years
DC is a perfect example of how a significant part of the city is not walkable and car dependent due to ya know …..systemic barriers
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18 days
Potomac Fever when Charles Allen breathes.
@WashProbs
Washingtonian Problems
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Caption this (DC Edition)
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@dicashi @ulxma What world are y’all living in? Most married people age gap (at least current western culture) is 3 years lmao …which means they would have always been in school together…the man usually older yes ..
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Yall lmaooo An African man and an DC area American woman unified 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m crying
@FordFischer
Ford Fischer
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VIDEO THREAD: Drivers were irate this morning on the GW Parkway as climate activists blocked northbound traffic into DC. One, who said her son is in the hospital, poured water on them. Another pushed them and tore their signs away. Footage by @T_Jones_Media for @N2Sreports
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10 months
If spankings worked, then you’d only have to do it once.
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9 months
I was given a “lump of coal” upon walking into the Wilson Building.
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5 months
Not giving my 3 year old a cupcake because his parents didn’t complete the enrollment form that isn’t due yet is crazy as hell. Now I gotta pick my son up and take him for lobster
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4 months
Wow, just caught a high speed chase. 10 cars in my alley alone, but I saw like 20 outside. Lots of Maryland police too!
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7 months
Shy glizzy and gold link ……they ain’t lying
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9 months
All jokes aside, DC kids (late 70s-90s babies) been treated like criminals our entire lives and the city was no safer. That's why many of us are so against stricter penalties + more police. We lived it and all it did was traumatize us.
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4 months
Bowser losing DC, she hit the emergency glass with the madness bucket.
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5 months
And the belief that black women with short hair “can’t grow it.” We can’t have a preference of short or medium length hair LMAO … no other race of women gets called “baldheaded” for having short hair smh
@Deelishis_Dee
Dee
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Y’all gotta unpack why y’all think all Black women have damaged and/or short hair. Beyoncé grew up in a hair salon, is rich, has the best resources, and has a personal hairstylist. Why would she have damaged hair? 😂
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I know a Uber driver from Virginia hate to see this coming
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2 years
@VindictiveMMA It was this for me Lmaoo
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5 months
Lmao this woman is so unserious …3 damn terms and nothing to show
@amberwharding
Amber Harding
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Sigh. Mayor Bowser sends out an email titled "There's No Place Like Home" and it's not about ensuring DC residents have housing. It's about sports teams.
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2 years
@UjuAnya If her tweet violated rules…so does this @Twitter . Keep that same energy.
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2 years
@notcapnamerica She talking about this size but honestly thicker 😂😂😂
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1 year
Our unemployment rate is like 4.8% now, among the highest in the nation and been like that for a while. We don’t care where you work 😂😂😂
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Serving the Districts most vulnerable population and steering contracts with the agencies that serve them. Embarrassing.
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2 years
DC is having a mental health crisis. Offering free grad school education is ONE of MANY short-term solutions. The program is 57-60credits and students can begin providing supervised mental health services before they graduate.
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@DerriusMPH Omg I use to love him!! I have a few of his videos in my favorites 🤣🤣🤣, I’ve been looking for him on IG.
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4 months
Rodney “red” Grant would run for Miss District of Columbia, if you let him.
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5 months
Nothing is new about this. members of MPD have been involved in sex trafficking. members of MPD have been involved in drug dealing. members of MPD have been involved in gun trafficking.
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1 year
When you find parking on U street without circling the block a few times.
@WashProbs
Washingtonian Problems
1 year
Caption this (DC Edition)
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I just tweeted this lmao yall are fast
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