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barbie or chucky. still a doll 💕

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I dated this girl who had several pairs Of white jeans and I slowly threw all of them away. Looking back, that was fucked up. However it may have been a necessary evil.
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This probably the worst fit I’ve seen this year
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@jadethetrapper
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Chile. Don’t let someone need ballons at dollar tree
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Dollar Tree & Walmart be leaving that one cashier up there to DlE
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when my friends get a new, better nigga.
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ice ain’t put that purse down because she know kim be stealing.
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😍💕💕💕
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Anyone who says the hotel doesn’t matter because you only there to sleep is not someone you need in your travel life.
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Real niggas can’t wanna feel the ₕₑₐₜ with somebody???
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Real niggas can’t wanna dance with somebody? Niggas wild judgmental out here lol
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this baby is adorable
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Diddy keeping everyone’s masters just to let his son cosplay on them is hilarious.
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Rippa On The Beat Bitch.... "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" @Kingcombs @KodakBlack1k
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@jadethetrapper
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2 years
I keep thinking about that girl that was talking me through an orgasm I wasn’t having. I hope she’s doing terrible.
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@jadethetrapper
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This is one of my favorite tik tokers when it comes to breaking down the science of beauty products #Cecred
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@wattpadsurvivor @hyphenkordei Agree, but that’s because she wrote it that way.
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@jadethetrapper
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What ppl think bw are doing when we find out someone has a white wife vs. what we are actually doing.
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@jadethetrapper
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Luxury for me is relaxing and not feeling lazy or bad because I should be doing something else
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@jadethetrapper
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Me when I pay for the date:
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@jadethetrapper
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If you gotta force it, leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails. Just leave it.
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@jadethetrapper
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@TheKitchenista Rudolph the Bad Bitch Reindeer.
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Can't wait until male grooming becomes mainstream.
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@jadethetrapper
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My current reasoning is “because I fucking want to”. I think it’s a solid case.
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I’m sorry, but as a hairstylist she went off on this.
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@DrakeOfLesbians Go head and log out.
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@wusgoodken They wanna make videos like it’s cute 🥴
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So you’ve never been serious lmao
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Happy Birthday to Druski 🐐 Been a Long Journey
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@Californicatin He wack but that insult going in my Arsenal
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@jadethetrapper
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This is the equivalent of when shorty dropped a picture of her parents and it was mf Method Man.
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Lil Chan vs Big Chan
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I love the little beauty rituals you do before you see your nigga
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@jadethetrapper
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2 years
Baby if you can go 4 days, go 4 weeks. Go 4 years. Go 4 life.
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Teflon Don
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I don’t think you’re ready to date if you’re getting upset cause someone didn’t hit you up for 4 days.
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@dvngerousliy Did even get knotless smh
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@fairybrandmuva_ Why say anything at all lol
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@jadethetrapper
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4 years
I really like being worshipped. That shit feels exhilarating. Kiss my feet, run my bath, fix my plate.
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@IAmSafe_ @aainahss Didn’t fake it, I was quiet 🫶🏾
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I told someone I would finally take my phone off DND and I hate it. Because as a phone, why are you ringing?
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If I was Ali Wong I’d ignore y’all too. You not about to question me about some MAN’S actions.
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Being alone is so sweet. I almost have to remember not to isolate myself.
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5 of the safest countries for Black LGBT (I loved Portugal)
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@mollylambert Stubborn, but present.
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Wow. I really love romance.
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Dating someone who is your type>> micromanaging someone who isn’t
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@jadethetrapper
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The help.
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If you have a cat, does it think you are its mom, its friend, or the government?
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ft. lemon drops.
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Dnsjsnsksnsn
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@hoemoticon I do not remember this baby looking like this
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@AyooPr3tty I did 🫶🏾
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INNOVATOR. QUEEN. VISIONARY.
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@MelReneeStyles The way they dress her and her relationship with drake is very worrisome.
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Meanwhile literally anyone can take me from this nigga.
@wussuppslymeee
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Yeh y’all fine but some y’all got niggas so
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I really admire y’all’s ability to move on from things that aren’t serving you. It’s inspiring as hell.
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@jackieaina A huge platform
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You ever dated someone and found out that y’all have been at the same places at the same time but just never met until now?
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Girls. Nothing good has ever come from lowering your standards. Ever. If they can’t rise to the occasion then 👋🏾.
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50 ways to practice self care.
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Are we ever going to acknowledge that Nicki IS a corny nigga?
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When you fall for a corny nigga and he hurt your feelings but you gotta stay strong
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I remember him not knowing shit
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Yal remember ask Jeeves or Im too old?
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I have an amazing relationship with money. Money enjoys being with me because I know what to do with it.
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@MajestyRia That sound bite is stuck in my head and I hate it because what? Even if it’s a joke…
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@GoldPackNation homosexual ancient Egyptian hieroglyph
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The person you're subtweeting has you muted.
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Everyone’s straight until they’re wet.
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Wow, gentrified graffiti.
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Frying the chicken with egg yolk so you do a clean sweep>>>
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Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that they had a family—just like you.
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I muddled some basil I grew and cooked with it. Am I Kelis?
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Excellent caption, Craig was definitely a bitch.
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Even in her children's nightgown Manny Santos pulls bitches
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I'm opening up a store in little 5 points. Still looking for other brands to add, so feel free to contact me.
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these jokes are funny because i wouldn’t even make myself a sandwich at 3am. i would go in the kitchen, eat some lunch meat and go back to sleep.
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Getting what I want (within reason) will always make me happy. Mostly because there is never a valid reason to not give me what I want, unless you don’t want to.
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Nene Leakes literally cancelled white appliances in one snippet.
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You're really too good for a lot of things going on in this photo.
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You can be the juiciest peach out the bunch and there will be a nigga who hate peaches. Do you.
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@AdamantxYves they don't even want to admit that their hair is almost as important to them as us. Bi-weekly cuts, weekly shape ups. Ok.
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Y'all cling to this verse like a suckling child.
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Let's not forget Nicki had a better verse than Jay & Ye on Monster.
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Seeing your kids cheer for you has to be a special kind of feeling.
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When your fave not problematic because she's too high to know what's going on
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I have like 50 million thoughts and feel 10 different emotions by the time everyone else has waken up.
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It must be pretty dope to be the muse of someone who loves you.
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she’s not aggressive she’s from new york!
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The feathering, the bang. The razoring around the ears.
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@stallionaccess
Stallion Access
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Megan Thee Stallion’s dog 4oe backstage at the #HotGirlSummerTour in Austin, TX. 🐾
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Super Dope
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Lizzo at home ordering food from her burner postmates account and gonna find out she trending and was minding her business for once.
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If I’m paying $1300 for braids, I need my hair washed and blow dried, wine served, snacks with an optional meal, someone rubbing my feet, my favorite movie on and I need to be out the door in two hours.
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If you cook like this, hmu.
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This is a really great idea. Or offer services that may help.
@0JaedeDaJuice
*grabs mic*
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Can we start having business warming parties? Like when a friend is starting a business everyone come together & buy things that will help
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I just want to make money, travel and have sex all the time.
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*this I love so much.
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Them lil flimsy velvet loafers that they wear with their ankles out.
What’s the man shoe equivalent of wedges and if y’all say foams I might block you.
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Kisses on your back are underrated
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@jadethetrapper
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Where do “I don’t owe you shit” and accountability meet? Just wondering.
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maybe that person isn’t communicating how you want them to because they don’t believe the connection is worth the effort.
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i want to have fun, create joy and cultivate a harmonious life.
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I am so infinitely loved. Anything else does not resonate with me.
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dating is wild because you think you found the one and they still subtweeting their ex ☹️
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pisces gang!
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