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5 months

@GrahamStarr i'm sure naming your kid Torsten and beating them for bumping into stuff isn't gonna cause the kind of resentment that will make them to refuse to have 15 kids of their own so you can succeed in your take over humanity project

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4 months

@chiweethedog The SEC burner accounts are almost certainly just posting powdered caffeine that they are buying for like 150 dollars a gram

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5 months

@010102iv000 honestly if you want to buy nicely made clothes now its still possible but expensive. iron heart, orslow, studio d'artisan, post o'alls, dehen 1920, indigofera, 3sixteen, merz b schwanen, samurai, real mccoys will all last a lifetime. but they are pricey (not designer prices tho)

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@KrangTNelson will be fun when this has happened to all powergrids, airlines, agriculture, grocery chains, etc and theres just literally nothing left that works. elon et al will be busy retweeting memes about how the powergrid doesn't work anymore because black people used too much electricity

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6 months

@lib_crusher nobody at his dads car dealership is allowed to yell at him if he shows up late

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6 months

@SilvermanJacob "i drank a diet coke with a girl on too much adderall who is some sort of twitter micro celeb"

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3 months

@ettingermentum what does 'this' refer to

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5 months

@halaljew the first stanford grad be a productive member of society in at least two decades

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7 months

@AstorAaron @DavidAstinWalsh there is no antisemitism on Columbia's campus, claims to that effect are straightforwardly lies and propaganda designed to shut down legitimate political speech. the whitehouse throwing their weight behind these lies should make all decent people outraged

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3 months

@flglmn we love to joke about clinton crime family etc but this guy may genuinely be the sickest freak to ever run for the presidency

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8 months

@s90463 @CannyExecutive it was impossible before AI to translate text from German to English

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8 months

@ryangrim is she instructed to look bored and disgusted with the fact that there are questions or what? I genuinely don't get this. it is a level of disdain for the public i dont think i have seen from any administration in my lifetime

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3 months

@dee_of_e tweeting about drowning yourself in shit because you walked 400 feet <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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5 months

@ettingermentum trying to outflank everyone on twitter and just getting completely lost

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5 months

@samuelwockhardt "Isntreal" already fills the role in the Maoist Standard English lexicon

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6 months

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4 months

@chiweethedog yeah i really don't know what the market is like anymore, i stopped doing coke like 7-8 years ago and feel blessed i grew up before fent in street drugs was a big thing

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4 months

@SxarletRed seeing her arguing this as a trans person who grew up in a conservative house in the south is crazy

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3 months

@willmenaker oh hes got gay voice too

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6 months

@samhaselby he's non TT, which is likely not unrelated to why he was picked out for disciplining. i think contingent faculty there are unionized and i hope his union has his back

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6 months

@jduffyrice @FD20SE it's absurd because they are literally trying to inflict the most possible harm - they are trying to ethnically cleanse Gaza, the fact that they haven't succeeded is not because they aren't trying

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5 months

@010102iv000 partly because the yen is way down, partly because of japanese economic trends the last decade prices haven't gone up much. quality is still insanely high

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4 months

@beidelu1 people really throw around the word "genius" too lightly

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5 months

@Seamus_Malek lmao what is going on here

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3 months

@GarlicCorgi @whitefeelimgs she's not using it remotely correctly so it is pretty obvious that she just thinks its fun to say (i guess it's also possible she doesn't know how to use it)

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3 months

@low_dosage ya i went to his ig/tik tok and looked at some of his content and i love how the internet constantly introduces me to novel forms of sociopathy

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4 months

@breamut @USA_Polling you can't say "not to be a conspiracy theorist" and then give your conspiracy theory about the polls

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4 months

@willmenaker grown man tailoring his online activity to appeal to minors

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3 months

@GarlicCorgi dreaming about being a billionaire collecting rent money from poor people of color but its for the public good

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4 months

@The_Wub_ does this guy think i go to work because i love capitalism

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3 months

@ettingermentum gotta do a fact check on "couldn't afford to feed him"

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6 months

@willmenaker considering biden's ukraine policy and the fact that he is promising 8c temp increase to trumps 9c it's hard to see how voting for biden isn't also voting for WW III and species extinction

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7 months

@AstorAaron @DavidAstinWalsh then you know what is specifically provocative about the statement, which is not some neutral statement of support for jewish students sent off in a vacuum but part of a large movement to smear the students of columbia/barnard as antisemites bc of their opposition to genocide

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2 months

@KrangTNelson right when she first got really big....around 2005....i remember reading a profile of her that revealed she was maybe the stupidest person to ever become famous

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3 months

@ettingermentum trump campaigning in the lolita express is the first thing that has made me think we might actually be living in a simulation

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6 months

@salsadrunkard @low_dosage the reasonable thing to infer is that they know the milk contains h5n1

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7 months

@socialaskan i like this person because you see them and it feels like its 2015 again

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4 months

@flglmn even when it is "working" it is about the most miserable existence imaginable, like voluntarily living your entire life dealing with particularly nasty chemotherapy side effects

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3 months

@Is_Not_Brian the way dems talk about black women is so fucking insane lmao

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6 months

@TheMonkeyJungle these are not good people....

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3 months

@viperwave what circles does this person travel in where they expect people to mention incredibles 2

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1 month

@Magoo302 @prismxp @dumplingmenace they find it difficult to vote for her given that she supports an ongoing genocide

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7 months

@MarkAmesExiled having the next generation of "nuclear strategists" raised in an era where they really know nothing of the fears and horrors of nuclear war is probably not going to end well

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3 months

@shaabiranks or he could even just say hey we aren't going to intercept all the fucking missiles and drones for you this time and they would be out of gaza before he hung up the phone

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6 months

@taliaotg it's almost quaint how that was such a big scandal

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6 months

@ByYourLogic i would have bet my life this came out when obama was in office

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5 months

@Ethnography911 it's because there were two great candidates but they were liked by opposing factions of the department who wouldn't let the other side win. nobody liked you but they could at least compromise on you and the dean said if there was another failed search they could never hire again

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8 months

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5 months

@ryangrim "Israel will investigate itself!"

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Michael

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6 months

@CollieYimby do you also think every like el salvadorean you see doing landscaping is in the CIA

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7 months

@DavidKlion @EllstonLogan feel like you are failing to appreciate the obsessive anti-black racism coming from him as well, which is at least as big a fixation as anti trans stuff

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5 months

@BeijingPalmer The author couldn't figure out it was a scam because he is german, which is about as severe a cognitive disability there is

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Michael

@ATrapter

7 months

@gumby4christ they are all just play-acting at being literary figures/critics in a world in which nobody reads, including apparently themselves! its mostly just depressing that this is all that is left of that sort of intellectual life in America. and of course you can only get freaks to do it

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3 months

@flglmn i love how these people don't really know why they think it's racist but their spidey sense for scolding people has gone off and they cannot stop themselves

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Michael

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8 months

@chiweethedog israelis claiming to invent all middle eastern food is kind of an old trope they claim to have invented falafel and hummus too lol. but i went there for a conference years ago and the hummus i had was amazing

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6 months

@gracecthdralprk trying desperately to earn back the 14 dollars a month he pays elon before his cricket wireless plan gets shut off

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6 months

@lokitekone @dharmawarrior3 👆👆guy who just learned a new word👆👆

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5 months

@samuelwockhardt deleting he/they from my bio after seeing the back of my head in the camera at the CVS self checkout

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5 months

@JoeyMcTighe @SimoneHCollins @GrahamStarr their "movement" is trying to get peter thiel to pay for them to have fake podcast/thinktank jobs

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6 months

@MissPavIichenko he is one of the most bloodthirsty pscyhos i have ever seen online, his twitter account is more disturbing than like any school shooter manifesto. what a fucking sick country

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5 months

@captivedreamer7 @willmenaker i really believe this (because it is true and obviously so)

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5 months

@girlbosswoman to the extent there's a 'proper' christian doctrine here it isn't that god is in heaven but that god is everywhere and present in all things

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2 months

@steinkobbe @gayest_tone a huge part of reactionary self mythologizing now is that the country deserves and needs fascism because they played nice with mitt romney and look how he was treated. frankly bizarre little counter memory

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3 months

@somhairle_ every state is exactly the same, theres barely even like regional food variation in the US anymore let alone like accents or actual cultural differences. everyone watches and does the same stuff

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6 months

@JoyceCarolOates Mrs. Oates he is a celebrated author, much like yourself

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5 months

@Is_Not_Brian israeli tourists are great because they make american tourists look so good in comparison

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Michael

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7 months

@mertcentury i feel bad for them they seem like earnest folks who like play at local farmers markets and now they are getting dragged online for being corny

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3 months

@samhaselby if you have a chair at yale you should be legally restricted to posting on blue sky

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2 months

@T0Paine @KrangTNelson idk about being "broken" but her early image was centered around her fathers history w/ the tamil tigers and her as a sexy revolutionary but the interview revealed her to be totally uninterested in politics beyond the shallowest aesthetics and basically just a rich shithead

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Michael

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3 months

@Alexander_Avina boxer who is deathly afraid of getting punched is a great bit

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Michael

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5 months

@ryangrim this dynamic - that the hostage families and by extension the hostages themselves - are thought of as enemies of the state has been going on almost since the beginning, although totally unreported in the west

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7 months

@Sturgeons_Law Yes it is. It's ridiculous that they can expect this, but they can absolutely expect the US to do this for the foreseeable future.

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Michael

@ATrapter

6 months

@samhaselby the NYT is extremely impressive in its ability to find columnists who represent nobody (e.g their stable of never trump conservatives, or in bouie's case where they need a progressive, someone from the warren wing of the dnc who is happy to never challenge their affluent readers)

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5 months

@zionluvgrn @SxarletRed on the consumer end there is no way to selectively boycott minerals from rwanda, and the person is clearly complaining about the purchase of any computer

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