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EIC/ #DaBears : GIIG/ @QwalitySports & @GIIGChicago . Bootleg Canadian. Football Guy. Beat Lil B in Madden. Tweets are mine and, therefore, correct.

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@BFW Michigan won, hillbilly
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@mgoblog If we're not gonna do the obvious things and go to helmet comms, I say go the complete opposite direction and allow every team one guy like this. Let's see what they come up with.
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@CouRageJD Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball.
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@3YearLetterman @DeionSanders Jesus, much like Colorado, couldn't defend the cross play.
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@WalshFreedom 1. You're guilty of it this time. 2. Yeah, it's a difficult situation all around. 3. Hamas is evil. Palestinian civilians are victims here, too. Words are being chosen carefully to avoid making this seem like Israel vs. Palestine, which you've done repeatedly already.
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@UsherNBA @ColemanESPN Lisa Leslie's a hater smh
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@Plymire98 @geoffschwartz Because you're setting another year on fire with a clearly awful QB and then picking from a far worse class next year, and the odds of picking 1.01 again next year aren't great.
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@bryanalvarez Please ask Tony if he'll hire Tony Chimel.
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@Timtravels007 @007__NIL @Acyn @MelindaGorden12 @TTuberville That history book would tell you that, in a lot of places, the Klan had a lot of influence in both parties, but why worry about silly little things like facts?
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@RadioFreeTom @mcdowell_is People tend not to be motivated to go out and vote when the candidates tell you they don't care about you at all? Shocker.
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@ColeyMick That is what happened.
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@FredMartani @LadyEWinter @EvieSolheim @MattWalshBlog My grandmother passed from cancer when I was 9. One night, my mom got the family together to say our goodbyes when it looked like grandma was about to go. I didn't recognize the person in that bed at all. It was horrible. She hung on for two more days after that.
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@JeffDLowe This might be your worst take ever.
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@JwWeby @tswifterastour The best artist of our generation AND Taylor Swift? Wow, star-studded crowd.
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@BFW I know 1000 is 50 times higher than you can count even if you take your shoes off (if you wear any in the first place), but it's a pretty big deal.
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@BelgerNelson @NjTank99 He just did on Chris Paul.
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@Stacey21King Fields isn't good. That's the problem.
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@babadookspinoza @tragicxclown Every word of this tweet is more unserious than the one before it.
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Those three yahoos don't belong in the same sentence as Willie Nelson.
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Willie Nelson winning a Grammy in 2023 over Luke Combs, Maren Morris, and Miranda Lambert has to be a weird joke, right?
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@LGhail @PGKEsq @JamesYoder I don't know, they vacated the space in front of Corum.
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@beatmastermatt Nixon would've gone down as a pretty good president if not for Watergate. Reagan is easily the most overrated president we've ever had.
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@CarriedLeBron @WorldWideWob The Heat had a phenomenal 4th and 3 extra guys on the court for them and still almost blew it.
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@UrinatingTree They were trying to come up with a way to not call it, but alas, they had to throw a flag on their beloved Packers.
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@sondraa So there were two things blowing through SoCal that day.
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@BetoDrdoom @MeaganG90 @jennmint And it's an awful one, even by wrestling standards.
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@PFTCommenter The pizza's way better here than in Romania.
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Things appearing on Sparty's scoreboard tonight: Michigan points: 49 Adolf Hitler: 1 MSU points: 0
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@96Boiler @itsAntWright Fairleigh early to say that.
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@FredMartani @LadyEWinter @EvieSolheim @MattWalshBlog It was awful and must have been pure agony for her. It was a big relief when she passed. The person I knew went long before that. I was 9 and understood this. Shut up and mind your own business. Muting you now. Go argue with a wall, professor.
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@Stacey21King Take a page out of the Chiefs book. Draft a star QB and win Super Bowls.
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Because Willie Nelson rules and Luke Combs and all the other jabronis of his ilk absolutely suck.
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Can someone explain to me how Willie Nelson beat Luke Combs for Best Country Album at the Grammy’s? Smh! 😐😳
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@jkimaginethat @AdamGoldberg28 @sugostrange No, he's not. Jericho gave the company instant credibility and had had that great match with Kenny.
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@mikeproppe Williams & Connolly have got to be thrilled
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@sondraa Yes, the notoriously crime and drug-free city of Los Angeles.
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@HerbHoward411 @BarroomNetwork It's at least as likely that Fields takes a sack there as it is that he scores. It's like Deal or No Deal. Fields is your briefcase. There are 4 amounts left - a penny, a dollar, $100K, and the million. The banker, Tyson Bagent, is offering you $200K. I take the deal. YMMV.
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I've seen enough: Tyson Bagent should be the backup. #Bears
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@ReubenR80027912 It's a far right government run by a war criminal. But other than that...
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@mizell_caleb25 @Castellani2014 @stoolpresidente You spent more dollars on Twitter than you have followers.
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@LordDontLose The current QB landscape is guys making $50 million. Fields ain't worth that. Not even close.
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@BrendanSugrue Now get Mack back.
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@SMuehlhausenJr I don't see him mocking Punk. I do see a whole lot of seats that empty that shouldn't be.
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@MalcolmNance You're carrying water for war criminals. Stop it.
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@BarstoolBigCat If he was somehow still allowed to do the show live, that's on you guys.
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@BPOTTER95 @MLBONFOX @BallySportsMW Chip Caray has sucked everywhere he's been. If his name was Chip Smith, he'd be sweeping up peanut shells at the park, not calling the game.
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@CoachDuggs @NjTank99 You guys are a Wisconsin medium
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@HardFactorNews @PFTCommenter Couldn't handle himself on the boards, though.
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@greensnail_ @sassybibrarian I'm sorry, who are you exactly and why should we listen to you?
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@kellykeegs She did. Jacket says Barbie. Clear as day.
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@79illwill @slevesque78 That's just foolishness. On no planet is a lousy passer who lead the worst team in the league better than a rising star who won a playoff game.
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@To_Victory_ @DForrest40 @CNBCOvertime @Ford @Lebeaucarnews @UAW Nothing, but it's one of the nine words ol' Dave knows, so by god, he's gonna use it!
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@adamjahns @robertkschmitz You don't have to "blame" him to acknowledge he needs to be better. 10 points on 4 turnovers - not good enough.
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@itsAntWright Jadyn Davis
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@itsnotpap So, normal 12-year-olds.
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@MKELLS95 @Boscacci6 @BFW @StevenCheah Mintzy was at least self-aware enough to know he screwed up. This goof probably believes that was a good tweet.
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@Castellani2014 Hi Mike, if it was Jason Giambi down there with the goriller, who are you saving?
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@JaguarGator9NFL If not for injuries, Sayers could've been the GOAT RB.
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@VaughnFry @peltzmadeline Then you know nothing about history.
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@barstoolcarl This list blows
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@DeactivateMeh1 @NedAirKY @whatyyetiagain @Black_Pilled That small town hicks are easily distracted, apparently.
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@blakemharris @geoffschwartz Why do so many people think the Earth is flat? Just curious.
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@immaculategrid I'd like the option to replay the grid.
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@Pie_in_a_can @sxpreme34 @KurtBenkert @Skywalker12566 @Base718 Which certainly won't be a concern for a guy who plays football like Mick Foley wrestled.
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@Biggge3 @ErikLambert1 There are 5 guys who are better ideas than Fields. Bryce Young put up 30 on these guys with much less around him.
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@WWECreative_ish @BretHart @Goldberg @VinceMcMahon @TonyKhan If you're doing the Hogan segment, you're not gonna have time for anything else.
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@mattykinsX @spectatorindex With guns coming from deep red Indiana.
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@TreyBizzy @KrisArmstrong1 We should probably win some games first.
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@LLJDY23 @mrbessst @Zirksee That's a problem with the meta. You're addressing it in the worst way possible.
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@bfr_pod @rwierscreative Fields gonna stay and play running back? I mean, it would give Caleb another weapon.
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For anyone who believes "they played the game, they know better than you do," here's Warren Sapp not knowing that passer rating is calculated differently in college than in the NFL.
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Good morning. Didn’t someone say a Perfect QB Rating is 158.3!!!? Well well well what’s 188.7 say!! #SappJustAsking
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@NylaRoseBeast King George put hard times on us, Daddy!
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@kevsteed @kurt13warner Really? Because there were a lot of police there and they really didn't do squat.
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@robertkschmitz If that's what QB2 is doing, then what in the world is Peterman here for? The choice is simple: Bagent on the roster or banish Poles to Antarctica.
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@Alex_Drain "Hey Warde, it's Santa. Did your job for ya, buddy. Talk to you later." Doesn't sound great for Warde, does it?
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@CoachVass What's this 3rd based on?
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@jacobinfante24 Fields succeeded today because the play calling was good. I'm no fan of Getsy, but he was at least as responsible for today as Fields, if not more so.
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@EddieBarstool @SmittyBarstool @ConnerHKnapp 2 and 4 are the only even halfway decent ones. I'll go 2.
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In 9 games in 2021, Young had 1.5 sacks. You're grossly overrating the guy.
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There isn’t a single player in the 3rd round we’d draft next year that would be close to the player Chase Young is, so yes, easily. It would cost more than a 3rd though, I would think
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@gmoores11 @Jbooty88 These takes 🤝 Jake's last name
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@MadScientistFF Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart shouldn't be within 100 miles of this list. Kick the last 3 off and replace them with Ron White, Mitch Hedberg, and Gilbert Gottfried. Then do some re-ordering.
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@ColeyMick If I win Powerball, Halle Berry might return my phone calls.
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@WalshFreedom 3. (cont'd) Also, calling Israel "good" is a gross oversimplification. Certainly, the civilians don't deserve what's happening, but their government has committed atrocities of their own. Both can be true. See? Complicated.
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@SuitWilliams @JD_Oliva "Tell me when I'm telling lies." Okay. Now.
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@calstampeders 2 weeks without a TD. Another loss coming next week. What has to happen before something changes?
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The more I watched of Tennessee prepping for the Draft, the less I liked Hendon Hooker. Milton lost the Michigan job to a guy who just transferred to Iowa because he, too, lost the Michigan job. Only intriguing thing imo is which GM he gets fired.
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Few QBs in 2024 @seniorbowl class are entering more of prove-it year this fall than @Vol_Football QB Joe Milton III. Term “intriguing” is mostly non-committal and grossly overused in scouting these days but it’s fitting for Michigan transfer who lit it up in Tennessee’s
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@GeneCLambert1 @ErikLambert1 Not a great year for QBs? L. O. L. You gotta go back to 2012 with Luck and RG3 to find 2 guys as good as these.
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@i_am_dirtturd @GodLovesChiefs @AllbrightNFL You're crapping on him for taking offense to being called a Klansman. Please crawl back into the sewers you crawled out of, you two.
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@TideOnTop_ @TyWilli02913866 @On3sports @AaronWilson_NFL They are home. And they're gonna be pros next year. Better get used to not getting whoever you want all the time now that Saban's gone.
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@Terence_M_Young At which point he would already have more wins than Fields and should be the starter.
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@chengelis Is that Kid Rock? Tell JJ to wash his hands.
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@jkimaginethat @AdamGoldberg28 @sugostrange Maybe if all they've watched is WWE and only for the last 5 years.
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@Tyler_Polumbus It's not the doctor who was working on him. He got fined for yelling at a different doctor when he wasn't concussed.
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Yes. Bagent had the best timing of any QB today, including Fields. Caveats about level of competition apply, but he did the best job of throwing guys open.
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@312sportsguy Thanks Kevin; Backup ahead of both Walker & Peterman? Let’s GO #17 ! #DaBears
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@DhruvKoul They've found a guy who's good enough for them to be Minnesota. I don't want to be Minnesota.
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@acmiller27 @BarstoolBigCat "WAAAAAAAHHHHH" - You
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@Zetsub0u1 @truecorrective @whoreby_parker Sure they could. We have great food from all over the world that doesn't look like vomit and diarrhea. 🇺🇸👍
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