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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

3 months

This may well turn into my position for the 24 Bears season.

Ben Phillips

@benphillips76

3 months

“Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for.” - Seamus Heaney

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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

In 31/32 NFL Stadiums, this is a touchdown. Welcome to Green Bay.

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3 years

Bears had 3 HOFers on this FG try: Lach, Peanut & Devin.

Bleacher Nation Bears

@BN_Bears

3 years

Once in a while, I find myself thinking about Devin Hester returning this field goal fail for a touchdown. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT #DaBears 🎥: @nflthrowback

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@KrisArmstrong1

6 years

Third place?

Minnesota Vikings

@Vikings

6 years

How Low Can You Go? ⬇️ #GBvsMIN #Skol

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3 years

Starving children to own the libs. Good job, Waukesha.

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@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

@1980reagan @GovPritzker @realDonaldTrump @VP Yes, unlike the clown in the WH, he’s serious. Take a seat, Sparkles.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Folks, I have no problem with dunking on Pace, but don’t rewrite history.

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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

My 2022 NFL hot take: Trubisky is the Browns starter.

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3 years

I’ve rewatched the Bears Dolphins a few times this morning. Justin Fields better get reps with the ones this week.

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

The Super Bowl should be played on Saturday.

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5 years

@WSJ Thoughts & prayers

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

We just played Captain Immunized’s team & have a breakout, shocking.

Larry Hawley

@HawleySports

3 years

The Bears announce that starting offensive right tackle Larry Borom has been placed on the NFL’s reserve/COVID-19 list, becoming the fifth player this week on the team to be added, joining Artie Burns, Mario Edwards Jr, Eddie Goldman, and Sam Kamara. @WGNNews

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

I had a feeling 🤑

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@KrisArmstrong1

6 months

We drafted Tyler Scott in the 4th and the Rams got Puka in the 5th. They're both fast, but Puka can actually track and catch the ball.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Hi Bears fans - stop being hateful assholes to Nagy & his family. If that’s too difficult for you, move to Philly.

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6 years

@sbg1 You mean, like if they were at a funeral?

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5 years

@GOP @SteveScalise Thank you, David Duke without the baggage, for your thoughts.

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As a certain QB School video about Justin is getting lots of play in the last day, I went back and watched the old QB School videos from the Nagy era. Watch Justin' footwork, watch him not hesitate to throw, watch him not click his heels, watch him throw the ball over the middle.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

TJ Watt keeps doing that taunting thing & it never gets called. Weird.

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

Congratulations Tony Corrente on getting the Steelers to the playoffs.

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3 months

@JoeTalkShow @Angry_Staffer This you?

Joe Pags Pagliarulo

@JoeTalkShow

4 years

LOCK HER UP

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

If the Bears D hadn’t choked away the Ravens game, and if we didn’t get screwed by the refs in Pittsburgh, we’re in position to make the playoffs with a win next week. Sigh.

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2 years

12 men on the field, not called 🙄

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6 months

Player intros last Sunday. Any guesses as to who got the biggest response?

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9 months

@palashp40616755 Palash - you are too nice. Dox that driver.

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5 years

@JessicaValenti Nah, it’s really not.

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6 months

Guys, apparently if we draft a rookie QB, we’re going to the playoffs. WE SHOULD BE IN THE PLAYOFFS IF OUR HC WASN’T A FUCKING IDIOT WHOSE NONSENSE BLEW THREE FOURTH QUARTER LEADS.

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@P_Shels What is: because he’s a Packer.

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@ScottWalker

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@KrisArmstrong1

6 months

I’m scrolling through Bears content and the usual suspects are complaining about winning yesterday because it negatively impacts our draft pick. At what point does one become a fan of the NFL Draft and not a team? Shove your “meaningless” tweets up your butts.

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

If I’d done that to my mother as a four year old, I’d have one less hand.

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

2 years

Why am I CRYING 😭

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4 months

Has anyone considered that Poles is less concerned about what he can get for Fields, and more concerned that he gets the 1.01 pick right (interview & physical)? And if it takes longer to deal Justin he’ll live with it.

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@KrisArmstrong1

5 years

@stl_blonde @USWNT

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2 years

My bold prediction is that the Bengals win the SB. The Bears beat them this year, and we beat the Bucs last year. It’s science.

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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Bears fam: if Nagy is fired tonight, who’s the new HC?

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

@jaketapper @RepMcCaul Jake, thanks so much for giving Rep McCaul, who voted against impeachment, time to air his opinion. Why should anyone believe anything he has to say?

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@KrisArmstrong1

7 months

@MiamiHerald Does the NYT Pitchbot know you’re doing this?

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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

Today on Bears Twitter, Bears fans complain about stupid shit. How dare George pick up Ryan Poles in person, wearing jeans, not wearing a suit, not sending a limo, greeting him with a handwritten sign, no flowers or chocolates either! 🙄 My God, you people are a toothache.

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@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

@JasonLaCanfora How are you so consistently bad at this?

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@KrisArmstrong1

10 months

It’s Packers week and I’ve not yet seen this on my timeline: Fuck The Packers. Y’all are slipping.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

@CountDankulaTV @POTUS Is that Mike Pence?

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

This is how you answer this question. Our next HC🤞

Around The NFL

@AroundTheNFL

3 years

Saints coach Sean Payton: Taunting is "being over-officiated"

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

Sources say that the Bears are holding a séance to bring back George Halas to fill the GM & HC positions. Big if true.

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@KrisArmstrong1

5 years

@mattklewis Hmm. Nazis to the right of me. Medicare for all to the left of me. Who to choose, who to choose 🤔

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@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

🔥Just got these prints delivered. I’m going to hang them in my office.

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@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

I just blocked a Bears fan as he’s a racist POS. We must stand up for each other & against the assholes. You come for one of us then you’re gonna meet all of us🐻⬇️

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2 years

@DCPoliceDept Passing? You left the dog in a hot car 🤬

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@emmaogreen This you? Yeah. Just canceled my subscription, good job New Yorker.

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@DeSantisWarRoom

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@MeghanMcCain Trump happened, Meghan.

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

@ProFootballTalk @eddieb2 Lol, Smith demanded to be traded and was shocked when it happened.

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@MarkPaoletta Hmm.

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@KrisArmstrong1

6 months

Look it who I found. 🐻⬇️

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@KrisArmstrong1

5 months

If you think that Luke Getsy isn't the biggest reason for Justin's struggles in the last two years, you're not paying attention.

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3 years

Justin’s first TD pass to who? 😬

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Jimmy Graham just blocked the crap out of someone 😳

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@KrisArmstrong1

6 months

This is what I was referring to in a previous tweet. Kid’s a class act.

Chicago Bears

@ChicagoBears

6 months

All love from QB1 🫶

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3 years

You’re damn right I’m watching & rooting for #DaBears

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@KrisArmstrong1

25 days

Joni Ernst is a lying cunt. Good job Iowa.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

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Joni Ernst is an absolute ghoul (Beau Biden died of brain cancer that may have been linked with serving next to a burn pit in Iraq)

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3 years

The funny thing about this NFL season is that it was built for the Bears to lose - very tough schedule - but faced Ravens without Lamar (L), screwed by Corrente (L), Special Teams were ridiculous v GB (L) - all three are wins with an average offense. That’s 7-6 & in the hunt. Sad

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Kris Armstrong 🇺🇸

@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

This is a great thread. And it occurred to me that a Venn diagram of men who won’t wear condoms & won’t wear masks is a circle.

Gabrielle Blair

@designmom

6 years

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

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4 months

Poles has made his bed, let’s see how well he sleeps.

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

@chuckcardoza @SInow Who’s fault is that, Chuck?

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5 years

@politicalelle Oh look, a Federalist telling <checks notes> a historian about history. 😀

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@starkhanesi Ahem

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

The glorious Bears media getting owned. You hate to see it.

Bear Down Blog

@BearDown_Blog

3 years

Reporters trying to joke about the Bears being the “Michigan” in OSU-Michigan rivalry when talking about Bears-Packers. Justin Fields didn’t think it was funny. Bears by a million on Sunday.

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4 months

I find that I’m disappointed about the Fields trade because I would have liked to see him play on a team with the talent we have now. That would have been fun. What a waste of three years.

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@KrisArmstrong1

5 months

After watching quite a bit of tape from this season and last, my comp for Caleb is a bigger Kyler Murray. Give me Justin and the draft picks. Bring in a professional center, WR2, move TE, and WR3.

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@GOP @SenTedCruz Has Senator Cruz forgotten that he & all Republicans voted for a bill with no wall funding before the President* started this shutdown nonsense? Passed unanimously as I recall.

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2 years

The Packers left tackle jumped early and no call 😂😂😂

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@SteveKingIA @KamalaHarris @CedricRichmond

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4 years

@FredFleitz @ddale8 @JoeBiden Holstile? For asking questions? Facts don’t care about your feelings, Fred.

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2 years

Sun rises in the morning.

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3 years

Greetings

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3 years

Drop your Lock Screen

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5 years

This is tiresome. The difference between Watson & Trubisky is that Watson’s kicker made the FG.

Dan DeYoung

@CoachDanDeYoung

5 years

Deshaun Watson got sacked 7 times and still won against a great team. Great quarterbacks can overcome poor offensive line play. I think the people defending Trubisky need to realize that. #bears #Bears100

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@RepHartzler Hi Vicky - remind me again of why you voted No on the Violence Against Women Act? 🦗🤡

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6 years

That Victory Monday Feeling

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@JeremyLayt0n @MichaelGus57 They played the top d in the league. If either Tonyan or Mooney catches the ball, we win. Screw stats.

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@KrisArmstrong1

5 years

Hey Bears “fans”, stop dumping your bs on the timelines of players’ family members.

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Best draft since Butkus & Sayers.

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@chadfelixg Welp, what? If the government hadn’t shut down, he’d be in Florida.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Mike Brown

Nic

@ChicagoNic

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Name one Chicago Athlete that you wish never got injured (Derrick Rose is too easy) I’ll start: TE Zach Miller Strong blocker, fast, great hands, and a hell of a teammate.

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1 year

Stonekettle Station: Enough “That it's really drag queens or immigrants or the commies in China making you miserable, and not your own shitty self?” 💯

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5 years

@BeauMattLaFave @freep Speaking of flakes...

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

Here’s a gift link to this opinion piece. The Child Tax Credit is a wonderful tool to help poor families get their heads above water, and I hope that Congress passes this legislation again soon.

Greg Sargent

@GregTSargent

2 years

Stunning: The expanded CTC kept 5.3 million people above the poverty line in 2021, and drove child poverty to a new low, a new @CenterOnBudget report finds. The dramatic drop in child poverty in recent years is a big story. It confirms poverty is a choice.

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2 years

@Pumpi91 @adamjahns It’s about the uni, not the player.

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10 months

It’s lit 🔥

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@PTBwrites It’s shocking that Americans are standing up for the right to control their own bodies.

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5 years

@DLoesch Nestor. Now do Tamil Rice.

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10 months

If anyone blames Fields for this game, I will come to your house and beat you up.

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@RepDanGoldman @ByronDonalds @RepJamesComer Great question, Dan. Where were you, Byron? Too busy to show up for work?

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@KrisArmstrong1

4 years

@NickZerwas Glad you’re better. It’s never real until it happens to you, is it? How about a long thread of you apologizing for your previous nonsense?

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@AdamHoge I’d bet the fan would trade him the ball for an autographed jersey & ball.

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@ajdavis22800 Reminds me of kids playing t-ball not knowing what to do 😂

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

@abigailmarone This your state? Also, what’s it like working for an insurrectionist?

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

Nothing like ending the day with good news.

The Viking Age

@TheVikingAge

2 years

ESPN’s Adam Schefter believes the #Vikings could extend Kirk Cousins this offseason

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@KrisArmstrong1

2 years

It just occurred to me that NFL Officiating has stolen two games from Justin: Pburgh last year and Phins yesterday.

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@KrisArmstrong1

3 years

Exactly right: “Asylum seekers actually are, by definition, “ringing our doorbell and entering legally.” They have the legal right to apply for asylum and get due process.”

Greg Sargent

@GregTSargent

3 years

"We need a high wall with a big gate on the southern border," says Tom Friedman. This take is wrong in numerous ways. Most of our problems are *not about border security.* Casting them as such helps demagogues and makes solving our actual problems harder:

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