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@zoomertea
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all girls want is for you to describe them
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This is what it takes for me to survive my weeks
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Supposedly the fastest way to get a guy to fall in love with you is wearing a milkmaid dress, can anyone confirm??
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Gym bros are actually more reasonable and level headed than the average guy. People often assume they are complete airheads but they’re actually pretty even keeled and intellectual. I think it’s because they have an outlet for their aggression, know what it takes to be
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I really think in 20 years time or maybe even 10, there will be a big divide between the women who choose to stay independent & live the boss babe life versus the women that choose to become a wife & mother, living a much slower paced life. The independent boss babes will be
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before feminism came around women were literally treated like princesses, doors held open, no financial worries, no exhausting jobs & seen as too delicate to do tough work. Now women are expected to be just as tough and do all the hard work that should be reserved for men smh.
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4 months
This is the sluttiest thing a guy can wear
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3 months
tl cleanse
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Telling him that you’re stronger or faster than him as an excuse to get chased or pinned down….
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2 months
@cat_bees You’re so right, almost all of GenZ attempts to be sexy are unerotic and completely uninspired.
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4 months
If a women doesn’t love your mansplaining she hates you
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don’t let this generation and hook up culture destroy your pure heart and romantic soul
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4 months
If a women says I like strong men, that should make you as a man want to go to the gym and become mentally tough. When a women says she wants a man to provider for her, that should make you as a man work 10x harder to achieve that. When a women says she wants a man to protect
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Men, all women want is to be called a good girl and reassured everything will be alright. Is this too much to ask for ??
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4 months
Men love women but hate feminine energy. Feminine energy relies on the masculine to provide, help solve her problems, and protect her. To feminine men, a feminine women is "more work”. Moral of the story if he complains that you are asking for too much? He’s a feminine man.
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What is the male equivalent of a fuckable sundress
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Hearing that Project 2025 will bring this back
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Old Donald & Melania interview when they were newly engaged
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2 months
If you’re a guy and you’re not conservative, wtf are you doing?
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do the women that climb the corporate ladder and hold high positions realise they’re stopping men from holding these positions that enable them to provide for their families? It’s not surprising they don’t care because the main aim of feminism is to destroy the nuclear family.
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maybe the men that want a harem of women are the true romantics, their hearts are so big that they have to just love many women…
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@VivaldiVril 100%. We have the drama geeks and the computer nerd types running the government and media now, they’re trying to get revenge lol
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21 days
If I see anyone talking about women reaching their peak at 20, instant block. Forever, it’s been known that a woman’s ‘peak’ years sexually, physically & mentally are between 26 - 34.
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3 months
A women that embodies her innocent, playful, romantic, feminine and sweet girl energy can soften the hardened heart of any man. It’s one of our divinely guided purposes on this earth…to soothe the men that we love…all it takes is a little tenderness…
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Supposedly men love it when a women clings to their bicep. It makes them want to protect her with his life. Can anyone confirm?
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2 months
I love that Candace Owens got engaged to her husband after 18 days of knowing each other. I feel this is the way to do it, if you find a person unlike anyone else with all the traits you love why wait? - just get married. I feel people that wait forever seem to have more problems
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4 months
I hear that men yearn for range. They’re enthralled by sweet vulnerable energy, yet also crave the enigma that is the sultry temptress. I believe if a women can playfully and lovingly bring that to a man he will NEVER think of another women. Can anyone confirm?
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It’s virtually impossible to have children young anymore or be a SAHM, there are great men, young & old, that would make great fathers but they cannot support a family financially.
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Due to high levels of neuroticism in women, we do well in relationships were we submit to a man. That might sound sexist, but I think the people of the past had a point in how they set up family structures. Obviously this is contingent on men actually being able to lead and
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@cleobug101 Yes!!!! Perfect example of how our society should be run! You put it so eloquently!
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My advice to men is to never date or marry the mean girls, especially the ones that hate other women. At the core of their being is hatred, in the beginning it may be ‘fun’ and she may even treat you kinda nice. Eventually, she’ll turn her nastiness on you and even your children.
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The lives of women have become somewhat more toxic with feminism. I’m willing to admit that feminism did bring about some freedoms for women but in exchange for something that’s causing a lot of unknown suffering. From a young age we are given birth control before our bodies
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Men should be the head of the household.
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If your man can’t hold you up like this, you need to lose weight and he needs to lift weights!
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need to marry a man with cool dad lore so that my kids will think “hell, yeah thats my dad”
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4 months
Men, women just want to feel small in your presence. Is this too much to ask for??
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What I really want in a man is to be so confident in his abilities that I can completely shut my brain off and just be open & present for him…
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Men are energentically drawn to the vulnerable woman. The woman with a feverish notion to please. The woman caught in the rain. The woman that wears her heart on her sleeve. The woman that doesn’t have much experience. A woman that hasn’t had her spirit crushed by life.
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I can’t wait to go back to wearing knee high boots, short skirts & cozy sweaters in autumn!
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I don’t think my life will truly begin until my husband finds me
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4 months
Why did men stop dressing in well tailored suits which accentuated their masculinity to now dressing and looking like little lesbian men?
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I hate when women talk about their slut phase as if when they eventually get married they’ll turn into a prude that schedules sex with her husband. If your marriage is anything worth having your slut phase never ends, your just being a slut for one man. Save your crazy sexed up
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If you’re the type of girl that doesn’t see men as oppressors & likes masculinity you’ll get accused of being naive. Bitter women hate when a woman actually likes men and disguise their bitterness behind ‘worry’.
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Jane & Alain
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what is it with women and having the urge to just bite him???
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all girls want is a man that takes pictures of us without having to ask
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me when I remember my future depends on me
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why did we stop sending people to the countryside when they’d grown weary or feeling drained of life???
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women should act in a certain way that fuels her man’s masculinity, not making more money than him, having him be more successful career wise, being a little bit of a damsel in distress, let him save you from time to time & be vulnerable with him. He should feel at his most
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I need a baby now
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Women were divinely gifted the ability to create life, why has our society sought to condition women into believing that motherhood is oppressive? Why would creating spreadsheets or writing reports fulfil you when you could be loving, teaching & nurturing your children?
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sitting on his lap would cure me
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Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Getting married & having lots of little babies)
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I can’t wait to say “let me ask my husband” or “I’ll let my man handle this”
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Men love it when you’re about to do something so you tie your hair in a ponytail, it’s the female equivalent to a guy rolling up his sleeves…
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This is what they took from us
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all I want is to wear pretty dresses & be kissed all over is that too much to ask for
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What’s the point in having children if you’re not going to look after them and spend 40+ hours a week at work? This isn’t a conservation about which one is harder, that’s really down to personality. My question is, if you have the option to be a SAHM, why do you think work is
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Why do couples argue when you could simply get naked?
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I love twitter, I truly find my people here
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Getting to know someone on text might be sexier than irl…the slow reveal of information…the first utterance of your name…re-listening to voice messages of their sultry voice…using their grammar…wondering if they’ll pick up on your flirty message…biting your lip
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It’s a beautiful thing when two perverts find each other…
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People shouldn’t marry their opposites, that’s how divorces occur. If you don’t drink alcohol don’t marry someone that does all the time. If you workout, eat right and take care of your body, marry someone that does the same. If you go to church, marry someone that goes to
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@MedGold_ I think women complicate everything, is it really that hard to figure out why men like women that enthusiastically want to please them? It shows just how much of a lack there must be in women who show this to men for ‘hawk tuah’ girl to be going so viral!
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If she won’t get your name tattooed on her ass she hates you
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Part of being sexually attractive as man is having a certain look that leaves no doubt in a women’s mind that you’re capable of tearing through anything that stands in your way of getting to her. Leave her with no doubt that you’ll sleep on the side of the bed closest to the
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@SolaAnglia I really mind this kindly, but try and see things especially relationships in a sexy and romantic light.
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Since men really love being with multiple different women, I think women should just assume multiple personalities disorders. One night I’ll be Mandy the new office intern, then I’ll be Lucy the repressed lesbian that needs a real man to show her what’s she’s been missing, next
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Before coming on twitter I never had this complex but it’s one I’ve recently developed. I seen so much discourse about men dating younger women in their 30s & 40s that I thought it would be best for me to date an older guy so that I’ll always be younger & won’t be left for a
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The biggest green flag in men, is a man that’s great with kids and all the kids gravitate towards him because he has time and love for them!
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If someone makes you happy make them happier
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all zoomer girls dream of is to be the sweet little nymphette of an older (preferably millennial) man. Who you’ll live in the countryside with surrounded by nothing but fields and glorious sunshine, basking in each others delight. Is that to much to ask for?
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Wear a straw hat this summer to attract your Mediterranean sun kissed husband
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don’t aspire to be liked by everyone, aspire to be liked by the right people
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if in 10 years my like looks like this, I’ll know I have succeeded
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The second most sluttiest thing a guy can wear is a compression shirt…
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Home cooking over everything else…
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i hate living in a civilised society because it means I have to request to be bridenapped. That just takes away the thrill & romance tbh
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You’re a woman, why are you concerning yourself with fascism? You’re becoming ugly concerning yourself with such brutality. The mind of a woman should only be concerned with babies, love and fashion.
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This is a museum. This is a home…
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@PhotogenicMem Get you a women that can do both 💅🏻
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Men need to stop deluding themselves into thinking that women don’t care about how many women a guy has slept with. Yes the standards are different, but men that have slept with tonnes of women, even if they are all beautiful, have way too much baggage. Stay clear girls.
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Women like myself that have never been on birth control don’t have a skewed attraction to men. We want our men to be more intelligent, stronger, powerful, capable, distinguished and more successful than us. We can acknowledge our strengths & achievements too, but ultimately we
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when will men finally evolve to be able read our minds??
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The fact that this is the mindset of majority of women nowadays is concerning. It’s not surprising they’re all single and depressed…
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Having high standards is the MOST important trait you can have as a woman. If you have the mindset that you’re reserving you’re most intimate self for your husband you’ll automatically elevate yourself. If you sleep or just give yourself way to anyone, you’re showing what a
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Account physiognomy is real
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what I mean when I say I’m lifting weights
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@mishkaivana Nothing, you look amazing in both!!!!!
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Why do men take women so seriously? We are literally put on this earth to be silly, cute and skinny. When men started taking us seriously, that’s when things started to go downhill.
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When I tell people about my aspirations to be a SAHM or to be a wife I often get mocked, when in reality it’s the most natural path for most women.
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I feel like all Zoomers who struggle with ‘social anxiety’ should stop being prescribed anti-depressants and should be doing this instead. Exposure therapy is really the only way to getting over anxiety like this. Funnily enough I’ve actually done this myself and found it to be
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Men just want a ‘little girl’ that they can tend too, fix all of her little problems, hold her hand when crossing the road and tuck her into bed. This girl is carefree, lighthearted, playful and most happy being led by her man. All women want to feel like a little girl again…
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One of my guy friends told me once that when a girl is under his umbrella while they’re walking he gets a very primal protective feeling that comes out. I just thought that was super cute, any other guy feel that way?
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