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@hoodcrazy_ Rock beats scissors!
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@LexiAlex Radical Islam is the number one villain on the planet. Number 2 is the Commie globalists.
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@DelusionPosting 20 bucks says she's now a single mom.
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@KiraBrook @bad_takes You guys get frustrated by every white person who doesn't hate themselves. It's sad. Just because you're self-loathing loser doesn't mean we have to be.
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@PunishedAG Left wing memes suck.
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@jacksonisaacson I love how much you know you've lost.
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@MsGrgaMeadows I hope you get the help you clearly need. I promise you that butchering your body is not helping.
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@TheOmniLiberal You just picked a fight with over half the country. I don't see how you think this is going to go well for you.
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@clairezagorski Bros.. Always accept the rejection. It's better to love someone who loves you back. Keep looking, and you'll know when you find her because she won't reject you. Stay positive.
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@CrookedCasper @UnderCoverCope @Theone097640602 @alitlstrawberry Bro, you guys are getting ratioed so hard in your own spaces. Nobody likes you.
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@noahwidelo @johnny_fixer @graham025 @mindofprospect @NaidCDunn @rODIUMrECORDS They will also argue that people should be paid more while celebrating the fact that corporations are hiring illegals at slave wage rates. Liberalism is a severe mental disorder.
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@quake_booty Here's my version..
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@EEggland @kangminjlee You're not a victim, though. Discrimination? From who? You mfs have so many extra benefits afforded to you by the government, and we could be sued if we discriminated against you.
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@Noah_Halpin You are a woman. Medical professionals aren't required to play pretend with you.
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@KiritDawda @Travis_4_Trump @AlecLace Dumping 20 thousand refugees in a small Ohio town is pretty damn woke.
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@odor_rj @ClaudetteGGibs1 @AggiePride85 @LePapillonBlu2 Yes, it's disturbing that this lady works in healthcare.
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@jackblack Wow, dude. I enjoyed your acting for years, knowing we disagreed on politics, but I thought that was okay. I thought we could be cool even if we had different beliefs. I guess not. I guess we can't be cool. I guess you want to be enemies.
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@BitsHammer Imagine being such a narcissist that you think everything in the comic world is an allegory about tolerance for your deviant sexual kinks.
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@gldivittorio Why? You guys don't want a Jew on the ticket? Lol. Of course not.
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@GigaBasedDad Paul McCartneys Christmas song. It makes me want to light my Christmas tree on fire.
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@werentfunny It is a woman. She is just more passable than the men pretending to be women. How tall is she, I wonder.
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@EtienneCote4 @UpToTASK You libcunts like to ruin everything.
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@tbender1028 @KiritDawda @Travis_4_Trump @AlecLace Making the economy thrive for who? It's not improving the economy for working class Ohioans. In fact, it's making their lives significantly worse. You are pathetic and evil to think you can just replace a community of people with thousands of refugees from the third-world.
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@marklevinshow What happened to you? Or were you always part of the crooked establishment?
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@schuld_eth @InternetH0F Nobody is telling you that you have to tip for everything, but if you can't tip your server at a restaurant, then keep your broke ass at home.
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@dawuds_ @MoisesDaya71450 Your "prophet" was a dirty pedo warlord with a bad case of syphilis rotting his brain.
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@KevinCastley @Rothmus The entire cost? Stfu retard. Have you ever replaced a roof? Windows? Remodels? Flooring? AC/Heating? Water heater? Sump pump?
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@RxRedpill His wife is gorgeous. Marriage is awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a loser. Instead of coping with rejection, you chose to lash out and pretend that you're the one rejecting them. You know deep down that you'll never find a woman to pass on your genetics. You ends with you.
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Meet Jennifer Ripper, a teacher at Semper Elementary School in @JeffcoSchoolsCo . She's very sad that the sh**ter missed. Any comment @JeffcoSchoolsCo ?
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@andrewklavan @realDonaldTrump These libs can't take on the Don.
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@flieldy You look smelly.
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@jjohnswriter @updates_loki Is it possible that people didn't enjoy it because it sucked? Does the reason they didn't like it have to be bigotry?
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@baggysmalzz @unokelesabe @Sangi81kg @TheEcho13 I got lucky af. My wife is awesome. It's been ten years, and she doesn't play these games. Every time I see psychos like this halibut that crawled out of the sewer to torture children, I feel more grateful to have such a lovely lady in my life.
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@hodgetwins I love that this post didn't get censored. All the fun words are making a come back.
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@Thinksimpleduhh @AlexRod39540760 @n0t_pop @Bucks_Take @Nate_Flint The bakery did not refuse service. He offered to sell any cake he had in the store. He just refused to make a custom gay cake. Completely different situation.
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@allinwithchris @chrislhayes The Supreme Court just neutered the regulatory agencies, and the bureaucrats are seething.
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@iAnonPatriot @NashvilleState "Upcoming journalist" lmao!
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@lewis0701__ @HeavensDooooor @CultureCrave @RepMTG You all parrot the approved liberal position because you're NPCs.
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@RichardNebens That's cool, man. You're allowed to enjoy whatever you want. I didn't watch it because I'm not the target audience.
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@notcapnamerica Why do liberals lie so much?
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@TalbertSwan You're nothing but another race hustler.
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@eddie1perez "I'm writing a big long thread on X to tell everyone I'm leaving X"
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@Noahpinion @BenjiEsq You're so full of shit. Gfy.
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@catturd2 @BenZeisloft The level of self-righteous smug coming off these people is enough to choke on.
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@EvilCookieXD1 @EEggland @kangminjlee I'm not going to pretend that police aren't more suspicious of black people, I would just like to ask why you think that might be?
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@LesterHoltNBC @kevinlove Fuck you. You are a subhuman sack of shit. Go fuck yourself.
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@PleaseandThank4 @gryhmz_ @Amp_enjoyer @DistressDark You liberals are dumb cunts. Project 25 is 900 pages long, so I doubt any of you have actually read it. Not to mention, it's not Trumps plan. Now gfys, stupid.
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@AdamParkhomenko Every democrat in my feed is calling this a staged event.
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@MichaelRapaport @keep6ixsolid Michael, I bet it really sucks to find out your only friends are the people you've spent years calling nazis. I really hope this is an eye-opener for all you liberals who don't hate Israel to see who the real Nazis are.
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@thejournalista Actually, we'd just prefer you stop breaking into our cars.
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@bnwkr @DiscussingFilm Some of his movies are okay.
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@Politics_Polls Anyone who votes for democrats is a pos.
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@RabbiShmuley @ye I'm not a huge fan of Candace, but this whole post is bullπŸ’©.
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@imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes You're one of those guys who likes to watch from the closet as minorities have their way with your girlfriend. I don't care, man. You do you. Just don't expect the rest of us to apologize for existing.
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@IDoTheThinking Lmao, do it. Go ahead.
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@DrHizz @LexiAlex Not the religious ones. In fact, the vast majority of the Commie globalists are not Jewish. Stop blaming the entire race of Jews over what a few rich atheist Jews are up to.
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@lewis0701__ @HeavensDooooor @CultureCrave @RepMTG So? The show runner is being an uppity elitist liberal douchebag in interviews. That isn't necessary. I could ignore that if the storyline wasn't also taking a dump.
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@jupitersembrace Oh, look, the one Juneteenth party that didn't have a drive-by shooting.
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@allenanalysis "MyStErIoUsLy" voted the same as the other 8 judges.
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@JoshPeel03 @6ixbuzztv I'm with the Karen on this one. Those trashy assholes think they don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else.
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@AmoneyResists @LibertyCappy @EvokeCustoms Energy, inflation, transportation, immigration, public safety, foreign policy, and national security.
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@OrwellNGoode I wanna make this happen. If we can teach them to sign, we can teach them to lift.
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@tonyposnanski It doesn't represent land, you insufferable lib. It represents communities outside of the urban areas. Communities with different values.
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@TCITourism Let the man go back to his family.
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@jch6289 @osuzack @derrico_henrio If you don't have an ID, you shouldn't vote. Don't be a lazy pos. How about that? Can you try not to be a useless bum?
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@g3t_r3kt03 @imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes If you fellas are so superior, how come you're only pegging the fat ones?
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@andrewklavan @realDonaldTrump God obviously has bigger plans for this man.
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@mazv98 @KepplerDan @Stone_tossers @InsaneCope It has in every commie and socialist country. That turned out great, huh?
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@Kushbai @CYBERSL0B @clairlemon @benshapiro Hamas intentionally uses children as human shields you pathetic bigot.
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@AskMeLaterOn @RealJamesWoods Adults that grew up without fathers.
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@JoyceWhiteVance Liberals are the most pathetic tyrants on the planet. You're so scared to have an honest election that you'd rather throw the opposition in prison like some third world banana republic.
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@RxRedpill Your example of why marriage sucks was to point out a happy marriage. He's one of the happiest men in Hollywood. Most of hollyweird is drugged out, divorced, and miserable. The mask is gay.
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@iAnonPatriot Well, the border is open, so if you don't love this country, you can just walk out.
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@Olympics @Allianz You will regret this. You just insulted 2.4 billion in a way that can not be forgiven. You just declared to the entire world that you stand with Satan. This is blasphemy.
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@jrouldz @GigaBasedDad One of the few adult cartoons that is safe to watch with the kids.
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@_rotimia Lmao. This is a blatant lie.
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@TmsGrant @4freedom1USA @Travis_4_Trump I'm pretty sure they do need food and water.
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@crulge We need to do something about you radicals.
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@dumbaccount356 @culturecrusades @gicwig @TheNerdSpider No, we just think it's true that you whine a lot.
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@m33pling @marcfc @tragicphelps @thesiskebab Most of you dorks were not even alive in 1940. It is a solid fact that being Queer in Palestine will get you executed. Do you care? No. Because you're an NPC.
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@Spko__ @g3t_r3kt03 @imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes Cooked? Ugh. You're cringe af, dude. You can do better. What are you even triggered about? Is your girlfriend a fat chick?
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@ImKingNoobUwU @werentfunny Or, it's because she's taking large amounts of testosterone.
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@drantbradley Oh, shut up. You're such a liar. Hilary Clinton did the same thing. It's cringe and stupid.
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@mushycrouton @Chester66Red You're going after a beloved childrens author for the crime of defending women. You are pathetic. Get a life, you weird loser.
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@libsoftiktok @PLCSchools End public schools.
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@descripticon You are a terrorist sympathizer.
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@PresidentGrrson @HeidiBriones @Rothmus Recasting Page would have been great. They were just worried about all the gender goblins bugging out about it.
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@keeping88343 @N984TW @Tony65132869403 @parashotz @PeterSweden7 @Keir_Starmer What? Take a chill pill, you nasty homosexual rapist. The UK isn't getting a single US citizen. The UK is a joke.
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