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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

7 months

3.24.23 God gives unfathomably good gifts to his children.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

BREAKING: Ukraine has surrendered and has built a giant wooden adidas tracksuit as a peace offering

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@zoeschimke

3 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

My church has the best worship team ever - idk if you’ve heard of them, they’re called ‘the congregation’

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

The ‘homeschooling is only possible for rich people’ take is pretty interesting (read: terrible) given i and my three siblings have been homeschooled on my parents’ missionary salary almost our entire lives

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@zoeschimke

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

8 months

Feeling so embarrassed right now - I really should have purchased a house during the 2008 market crash. Instead I was in second grade, like a moron

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

5 months

Daily whitepill: Berenstain Bears are Presbyterians CONFIRMED

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@coltonlbrewer

5 months

I was looking for this picture for some reason and tripped on this incredible book review.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

Presented without comment.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

the only thing progressive about me is my sanctification

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

normal advent discourse

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

You definitely have 2 minutes and 45 seconds to spare to watch this.

Michael Wear

@MichaelRWear

10 months

What an incredibly powerful video

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

🚨Exciting news for the Millers! Recently, the Pacific Northwest Presbytery approved Seth as the church planter for Immanuel Presbyterian Church, their newest mission church in Post Falls, ID. Our first Lord’s Day worship service(s) will be held on Nov. 12th.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

a story in two parts

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

"And then I told them that abortion was a product of lost trust in the religious community"

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

6 months

I think it's ok to desire that Christian ethics are normative for society while maintaining the integrity of the church as a separate and purely ecclesial body

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

9 months

*Listening to Things Unseen* Sinclair Ferguson: “you’ve probably noticed that…” and he proceeds to list off a keen observation of Scripture I’ve never before thought of in my entire life

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

Me: J Gresham Machen you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you J Gresham Machen:

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

5 months

a cleanse for your timeline: Immanuel Presbyterian Church received its very first group into church membership during morning worship today, and Seth was received into membership in the Pacific Northwest Presbytery this week to boot - joyful times for our congregation!

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

there’s a dating app for presbyterians, it’s called auditing seminary classes

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

I respect Carl Trueman more and more every year for staying off this site

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

twitter is just my wedding account at this point

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

Original vs. reality

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Some of y’all on this app: WOMEN SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EVER ENTERING A SEMINARY

Ligon Duncan

@LigonDuncan

4 months

A bunch of happy, well-fed (thanks @LoganFarms_MS !) new students at the @RTSJackson orientation lunch.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

2 years ago I met my now husband for the very first time in real life at #pcaga . This is what he texted me the night before:

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

#pcaga

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

*youth pastor voice* you know, in Christ, we're all rich men north of Richmond

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

Rosaria Butterfield addresses the 1000+ GRN gathering. “Big tent evangelism has failed to see that the sends of the gospel are in the garden…it loses all power to speak to our sin nature and what it means to be an image bearer, man or woman.”

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

And so it begins! We had a wonderful first Lord’s Day with the saints at Immanuel Presbyterian Church - the Lord provided for our every need and then some. May we always hold fast to the firm foundation of Jesus Christ and his most excellent Word.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

WITHOUT googling, name a famous historical battle. #pcaga

Anna James Zeigler

@ajzeigler

1 year

WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historical battle.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

As we turn the corner into #pcaga , I fondly remember GA last year, where I met my now husband for the first time in person. So it’s about time that I introduce you to… The Millers, est. 3.24.23

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

husband & I, at Walmart: “one box of lights is enough right? it’s not like our tree is that big” the lights:

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

having a normal one in overtures rn

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

i am a very serious political scholar

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

9 months

In PCA church, they make you sprinkle your babies. If you don’t, they force feed you haggis and Conecuh sausage until you learn to smoke up good barbecue, collect bourbons, and choose one 19th century Presbyterian to be a little weird about for the rest of your natural life

Cranky Federalist

@CrankyFed

9 months

In Anglican church, they make you worship the royal family. If you don't, they beat you with cricket bats and pour hot tea down your throat until you sing God Save the King and sacrifice your firstborn in front of an icon of Elizabeth II

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

Few people know this, but that tiny pocket on your jeans is for the Westminster shorter catechism.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

your neural response to a G to C chord transition is not the same thing as the Holy Spirit flowing through you

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

the cdc now recommends that the chief end of man is to glorify God and enjoy him forever

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

no agenda just hopping on this site to say that I love the PCA and God is good for determining that I should be in it

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 months

A little Saturday morning reading for the tl…can’t believe I haven’t read this before. I fear there is a great temptation for many to rest on our laurels and neglect spiritually life-giving doctrines of sin, salvation, and the person of Christ. Highly recommend!

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

We’ve got a lot of ‘city ministry’ resources. Where is the evangelical leadership’s interest in ‘trailer park ministry’? The people demand to know.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

currently

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

7 months

Sometimes the fishers of men are also fishers of fish

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

@BeckyBeefBerky The church’s one foundation, easy.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

As much as I appreciate being acknowledged as a sister from the floor, I’m pretty sure that when speakers at #pcaga use the term “fathers and brothers” it’s because they’re addressing other voting commissioners and not intending to exclude any ladies present.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 months

the BCO should start like this

Richard D. Bartlett

@RichDecibels

3 months

the coolest possible start to a rule book

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

biblical headship does not necessitate: females = personality of a Tupperware container

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

Happy 50th birthday to the denomination I was almost born in, grew up in, was a missionary kid in, got married in, and now serve in as a congregant and pastor’s wife. May we continually lay hold of our rich heritage with doctrinal fidelity, humility, and true piety. #PCAGA

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

6 months

this is probably my most feminine opinion, but can reformed twitter all just chill out and be nice to each other for like 2 seconds?

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

7 months

how to talk to women

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 months

The church will never perish Her dear Lord to defend To guide, sustain, and cherish Is with her to the end Though there be those that hate her And false sons in her pale Against or foe or traitor She ever shall prevail

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

Gorgeous locale. A lean, mean, polity machine.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

9 months

You need to be averagemaxxing anon. You need to be content and normalpilled. You need to keep a healthy distance from tying your emotional wellbeing to this website

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

if I’m not supposed to drink WD-40, why does it come with a straw?

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

Thanksgiving has more theological legitimacy than Christmas

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

6 months

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

Thesis: if your church needs its own HR department it’s too big

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

TOP 4 most popular #PCA baby names you should consider: 1. Fred 2. Bob 3. More than semantic but not out of accord 4. Calvin

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

few know this, but that tiny pocket on your jeans is actually for a little picture of Machen

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

For those of you who have been following along with our new church plant, Immanuel PCA, we now have our sermons available on our website! I happen to think they’re fabulous, but I do have a bit of a crush on the preacher.

Sermons Archive - Immanuel Presbyterian Church

immanuelpca.org

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

6 months

I just zoomed into the eclipse super close and you’ll never guess what I saw

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

nothing gets NAPARC twitter together like the mutual distrust of the federal vision

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

yes, I pulled over to take this

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

reupping this one in light of current discourse

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

my hot take on the current Facebook situation is that they launched a self-aware AI that took 2.5 seconds to look through the entirety of Facebook and then committed suicide

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

reformed twitter currently:

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

8 months

I officially want Twitter threads banned. Easily the worst thing to read on this site. Totally destroys the brevity we were once famous for. We’ve devolved into the new, worse blogosphere. If you’ve got that much to say, just write a blog post and link it. I explain below: 🧵⬇️

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

don’t look at that horrendous movie trailer. you know which one. look at this steak my husband made and tell me it isn’t the best thing you’ve ever seen

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

10 months

Like every good Calvinist church secretary organizing the bulletin, I like my text blocks justified.

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Zoe Miller

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3 months

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Zoe Miller

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

little known fact about strict subscriptionists: we actually do not worship icons of Machen, we only venerate them

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

packing went well

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

8 months

When reformed Twitter has a bad day, like today (and many others), it makes me think we should all delete our accounts and go back to arguing in the comments of bad WordPress blogs, like civilized people.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

i love how we’re at a point in church history where ‘fearmongering’ = pointing to things that actually occur

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

Hey there. I noticed your slow but steady journey into confessional Presbyterianism from across the timeline, and I really dig your vibe.

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

1 year

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

11 months

you’ve heard of halloween, now get ready for falloween jesus

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

5 months

she was, as the kids say, so real for this

Woke Preacher Clips

@WokePreacherTV

5 months

Compare this timid Filipina laywoman urging the Methodists not to redefine marriage with the smooth, manipulative talk of the Southern clergyman who says "it's time" to make it a free-for-all. 2 Corinthians 4:2, illustrated

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

4 months

I got 99 problems but the Westminster directory for public worship ain’t one

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

When he asks you when the last time you changed your oil was but your car clearly runs on gas 🙄

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

if you can’t carry three folding chairs under each arm at church you’re ngmi

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

good evening friends, fans & haters: it’s my absolute pleasure to announce that I have been allowed a platform and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem. Presbygirls #1 has arrived.

PRESBYGIRLS #1: Introducing Presbysectionality

Presbycast · Episode

open.spotify.com

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

3 years

we’ve all talked about pronouns in bio, but have we talked about divinity school in bio?

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Zoe Miller

@zoeschimke

2 years

*gets shared by relatively well known ecumenical figure* *forgets to put up the show logo*

Denny Burk

@DennyBurk

2 years

“Let me say it loud and clear. Get back in the closet… We look at our sin through the crosshairs of an instrument of execution, not a selfie at the Revoice conference.” -Rosaria Butterfield