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Cranky Federalist

@CrankyFed

9 months

Losing is the point

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3 years

This guy would have upwards of 50k followers on this site, and his tweets would be absolutely insane

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We are so back

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It is so over

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perhaps my finest hour

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Colonizer Spanish, also known as Spanish

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What does this even mean

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Can't believe I forgot this one

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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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1 year

Killing babies and putting them in the trash is bad

Victoria Smith

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1 year

Quite disturbed at how harshly a woman who was underage when she got pregnant, didn't tell anyone, gave birth alone, is being judged. I don't think you have to defend the action to see how tremendously traumatic and lonely that must have been.

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3 years

The Founders on Twitter Washington: -never tweets himself -account curated by staff -usually Hamilton using the account -doesn't follow anyone -only tweets official statements

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Many people hate God precisely because of his mercy

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I have never in my life heard this phrase used to excuse or minimize something as serious as, say, sexual assault I have heard many people insist that is used this way

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normie Catholic apologist, sobbing: "Catholics don't worship saints" elderly Spanish peasant: "If we stop leaving offerings at the shrine our local patron, St. Raimundo the Jew Smasher, our crops will die and the modernist heretics will prevail."

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One of the first things CHAZ did was create a police force, which then promptly killed a black teenager

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Left anarchism reinvents borders and police almost instantly. Right anarchism tends to likewise discover taxation from first principles.

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3 years

He was also, unfortunately, a terrible person

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Cranky Federalist

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2 months

can we all agree?

Freckled Liberty 🔥

@FreckledLiberty

2 months

are you the “ideal man”? 🧐

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Angel🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴 (yaoi fan #1 arc)

@hyacinthusstan

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This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment

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Cranky Federalist

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POV: you are about to receive a cookie or a cruise missile

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@CrankyFed

3 months

sof’s library ✧˖°. 🥄

@folkoftheshelf

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The only reason Palestine was ever 'homophobic' was because the BRITISH MANDATE criminalized gay marriage, Palestinians, once in control of their own government, legalized it in the 1950s, about thirty years before is*ael. not that that should even matter here.

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6 months

Choose your fighter

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2 years

gm

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You're not going to believe this, but-

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Europe but if Europe colonised it

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"unlike Europeans, native peoples weren't wasteful, and used every part of the animal" allow me to introduce you to the concept of sausage

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5 months

I would take a job that paid $150k

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I think $150k - $225k has to be the worst salary range. You make too much to say “F*ck this place, I quit.” Yet not enough to be financially free without a job for any significant amount of time.

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New Atheists

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Bizarre from Dawkins, who wrote a book called ‘The God Delusion’ claiming religion was a deeply malevolent, dividing force in the world. Now he’s calling himself a ‘cultural Christian’? Find it odd to use religion to extend your secular political points.

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I am begging, begging, people to learn what "POV" means

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2 years

We need a Disney princess who works at Lockheed Martin

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3 years

Everyone pointing out that this is basically 18th century dril is 100% right

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@sari_diplonerd white people love nothing more than breaking down the exact percentage of their ancestry comes from each European country

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3 years

BREAKING: Jack Dorsey to step down as head of Twitter to spend more time with the Tsar's wife

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Hamilton: -fights with everyone in lengthy threads -always somehow the first person to show up in Jefferson's replies -dunk tweets his haters through sock puppet accounts -sometimes accidentally tweets from the Washington account -thirsty on main, but only in DMs

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Cranky Federalist

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2 years

You're not gonna believe who made the wind and rain

Lakota Man

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Indigenous spirituality predates their Christianity by thousands of years. Agree?

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Tarkin: *obliterates Alderaan* Michael Tracey: "Make no mistake, the Rebel Alliance will use this as an excuse to escalate this conflict."

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Cranky Federalist

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5 months

I am going to become the Joker

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3 years

Franklin: -king-tier poaster -comms director schedules Poor Richard tweets every day from the account -savage quote tweeter -boosts his engagement with French bot accounts

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1 year

Adultery is bad

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1 year

Of the men who cheat - only 11% cheat multiple times - only 3% are serial cheaters It’s almost as if, it’s something that doesn’t have to be a big deal and could be worked through……. But call me crazy 🤣🤣🤣

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Jefferson: -claims he doesn't doxx people but 100% doxxes people -master of the subtle subtweet -periodically tweets random stuff about science -runs a block chain on anyone who mentions Sally Hemings

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1 year

Complaining about your spouse is bad, and it makes people super uncomfortable

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Madison -every day is thread day -RTs threads from obscure wonk accounts -actually engages thoughtfully in the replies

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3 years

Pretty much all of the Virginians will privately DM you that they're against slavery, but with lengthy explanations about why they can't do anything about it at the moment

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2 years

@kwhitaker_ let this man dig his tunnel

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1 year

Mailing bombs to people is bad

Wendigoon

@Wendigoon8

1 year

What is your honest opinion on the morality, intelligence, effectiveness, and legacy of Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber) Yes, this is for a video & also do not say anything that will make the FBI’s watchlist bigger

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Adams: -thinks he's he's a Trump-tier poaster, is actually the Lincoln Project -blocks people for petty reasons -obviously writes his own tweets bc they're all so obnoxious -gets ratioed every week -even other Federalists don't RT him

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I only ever heard this refer to things like playing in that tree your mom told you not to play in

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1 year

Timmy, in his sanctified state, rejoices that a sinner has turned from his wickedness and lived, and praises Almighty God with him

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 🍁💥

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Patrick Henry: -used to be normal but now rage tweets in all caps -got really into Q -all the other Founders ignore him

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Men will literally be Timothy Dexter rather than go to therapy

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The US produces 2 kinds of confessional Lutheran Grandma Pfluger: has gone to the same church for 40 years, makes the best apple kuchen, only vaguely aware non-Lutherans exist Martin Herrenvolk: refuses to reveal his Twitter username or the circumstances of his army discharge

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Samuel Adams @Herr_Wunderbarr -lots of gun posts and motivational quotes -reviews craft beers -super into gold and crypto

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Actually this is bad because he didn't fix the problem by providing free water to literally everyone on the planet, end capitalism, then turn to the camera and say "I am now a communist," and specify that he us the exact kind of communist that I am

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holy shit mrbeast just built a 100 wells in africa

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@JamesMartinSJ I remain confident none of them have been befuddled by the legal status of child sex abuse

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Catholic Twitter is so diverse One moment, you posts from "26, she/they, Guadalupana, DSA," and the next you see theological hot takes from Fr Guillermo von Hitler of the Order of St. Simon of Trent explaining why women braiding their hair is a mortal sin

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I once had a Roman Catholic coworker who confessed to his priest intense anger for a man whom he had a bad falling out with such that the mere thought of the man filled him with rage His penance was to pray for the man every time he thought of him

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Even though he's not technically a founder Andrew Jackson -viciously dunk tweets his own cabinet, ESPECIALLY Calhoun -name searches and challenges his haters to duels -constantly @ s the British embassy -relentlessly retweets and tags his own haters -sometimes yells in all caps

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Paul Revere -his main account is for his business -runs an alt called "Daily Updates on the Location of British Regulars"

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hey CHRISTIANS, if your BIBLE is TRUE then how come there are people named MATTHEW MARK LUKE and JOHN in the MIDDLE EAST????

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medieval Europe, famously devoid of civil disorder

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There's no way these "Adams" and "Jefferson" figures were real. You mean to tell me they founded rival political factions, were bitter rivals, reconciled, then died on the 50th anniversary of the country's independence?

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Histories will be written in what I assume will be some kind of Sinicized pidgin English 1,000 years from now about how “major elements of the dominant American historical narrative are now considered legendary” because it’s just unbelievable there’s two guys named George

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I would eat a T Rex

PETA

@peta

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Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay

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Will Bunch

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Is is amazing how the protesters are always right 50 years ago and always wrong today

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John Marshall: -mostly RTs Federalists -Nukes his account after ascending the federal bench -all of his tweets after becoming Chief Justice are carefully crafted subtweets of Jefferson and Jackson

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Lafayette -RTs the Washington and Hamilton accounts all the time -constantly @ s Louis XVI trying to get him to send more aid -subtweets Jefferson and the Virginians about slavery

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You've never met a Christian like him before Too Catholic for the Protestants Too Protestant for the Catholics Too annoying to have friends He is... THE ANGLICAN Coming soon to a church plant near you

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>be monarchy >have no monarch >be ruled by admiral >have no coastline >get into world war >lose

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Derek Broes

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I started speaking about Paul's opposition to Christ for a decade now. I have received hatred but, people are starting to see and understand. This pastor is coming to terms with this fact. It's good to hear.

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Aaron Burr -would really rather you not mention The Incident, may even block you for it -blocks Jefferson -nukes his tweets every week to make it harder to quote tweet dunk him later -definitely boosts engagement with a bot farm

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2 years

Being horny for girls in wheat fields is still being horny

Matthew

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We gave this up? For what? PornHub? Degenerates.

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the European mind cannot comprehend this

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2 years

Say something nice about Germany

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"Westerners will never understand the mysticism and Holy Tradition of the true Orthodox Church" Your name is Kyle, you are from St. Louis, and your parents are Methodist

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John Qunicy Adams -constantly fighting off people trying to @ his dad who @ him by mistake -blocks anybody who says he engaged in a corrupt bargain -tweets insanely long threads that nobody actually bothers to read

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hey CHRISTIANS I bet you didn't know that JESUS was a BROWN PALESTINIAN and wasn't WHITE

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Barron Trump growing up and entering politics as a completely normal guy with boring views would be the funniest plot twist

New York Post

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Trump says son Barron likes to give political advice: ‘Dad, this is what you have to do’

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Because he's my avi: Rufus King -mostly RTs other Federalists and official Federalist Party tweets -has to fight off southerners in the replies when he tweets against slavery -doesn't tweet that often because of his diplomatic assignments

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Please pray for this young woman, and if you want to retain a shred of whatever respect for humanity you have left, DO NOT READ THE ENGAGEMENTS ON THESE POSTS

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Redeemed Zoomer

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Welp the United Methodists officially sealed their liberal fate. This only happened because the COWARDLY GLOBAL METHODIST CONSERVATIVES RAN AWAY!!! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

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These are the same people who like to preen about how "thoughts and prayers" don't do anything

Gen-Z for Change

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SAN FRANCISCO JUST VOTED 8-3 IN SUPPORT OF A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION!!! It’s time for other cities to follow. ✊

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@UnitarianChrist

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If you're setting crisis pregnancy centers on fire, you might be one of the bad guys

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I love everything about this video You can tell this guy thinks this is an absolute own Real "hey CHRISTIANS" moment

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My prof: Henry VIII founded the Church of England Me: 🙋‍♀️ actually St. Joseph of Arimathea personally brought a young Jesus of Nazareth to Britain My prof (decades in academia): idk

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Me blocking every account posting those smutty ads

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This is always a funny attempt at an own, as the Nazis - the actual real ones from the 1930s - tried to make inroads in the American south and were rebuffed

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@CrankyFed

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Dude, teens have been massacring whole cities in Rome: Total War for over a decade

Kotaku

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One of Steam’s biggest games last month was a police sim, not worrying at all:

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I don't like surrogacy when straight couples do it either

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hey PROTESTANTS, if your RELIGION is TRUE, then why are your CHURCHES so UGLY????

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Dave Ramsey's advice is good for the kind of people who make the choices that result in needing his advice in the first place

Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios

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Do you like Dave Ramsey?

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>stop a coup by just putting on some glasses >retire >accept no salary >come out of retirement by popular demand >be elected unanimously >decline 3rd term >tell everyone to just behave >die

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John Randolph of Roanoke -Tweets about anime, probably has an anime avi -RTs links to his Moldbug/NRX fan blog -yearns on main about wanting a based trad bride

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"Patriarch Bartholomew, who is a very nasty person, and who has treated me very unfairly, won't even say the filioque. He won't say it. He won't say it's folks. Maybe it's too long him to remember, I don't know. Can you imagine not saying the filioque? Unbelievable."

Trump History

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Did you know that Donald Trump spent many years as the Pope?

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If your answer to the question "what should conservatism conserve?" is "a lowlife pimp who profits from women humiliating themselves," you might not have much worth conserving

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Dracula identifies himself as a Székely in the novel, so he's a Hungarian from Transylvania. If he's repelled by crucifixes, it's probably just because he's a Calvinist.

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@ChadAquinas op is from over a year ago, I think statute of limitations has expired

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Was it really so hard to commission a statue of MLK that was just, idk, a statue of MLK?

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@webdevMason

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You have an unlimited budget to adapt a Bible story into a 4 hour epic movie. Which one do you pick?

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A conservative movement that produces a swimsuit calendar has nothing worth conserving It's just broadcasting how morally bankrupt it is without the pretense of any kind of standard

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People can be bad and also not be Hitler

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Same energy.

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