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@yeahnahaye_

9 months

I received three job rejections today and it's just like... am I not my grandma's special boy to these people

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4 months

First mock up of my new line of underwear hopefully dropping soon

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5 months

They’re selling you on Facebook marketplace

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2 months

if her name was Charli XXXX and she was from Queensland

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10 months

Unbelievable

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2 months

@bbytengu This is a desperate counterattack to the much more successful meme that women can smell when a guy has jacked off recently. I have to give credit where it’s due though, dog surgery is at least imaginative

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11 months

Pleasuring my girlfriend to the full extent of the law

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2 years

@computerangeI British bugs be like ‘unhand me’

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1 year

@rubyinnes ‘throw it back in a melancholy way’ the new single from lana del rey

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8 months

Everything reminds me of her…

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9 months

The fact Kochie has to clarify anything at all is ridiculous bc 1) as if Epstein would have an Australian morning news presenter on his pedophile island and 2) if he did it would be Karl Stefanovic

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2 years

@ThotSanctuary @milkheavens Yeah well I made a girl cum once but it was so hard she died

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7 months

This came to me in a moment of total lucidity. Nothing but conscious and deliberate thought

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6 months

NASA has just shared the highest resolution photo of our galaxy ever taken

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5 months

They should invent a moving back in with your parents that doesn’t have your parents there

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8 months

@SoliSolstice [Incredibly nitpicky replier voice]: Oh yeah? I was called the n word on a street once (by a 12 year old, and the street was a virtual one in a Call of Duty game), you’re sincerely saying I can use the n word bc of that????

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2 years

@SamuelSaulsbury Who did this one ie the 🐐

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4 months

Damn, this blew up. Does anyone want to come throw a tennis ball back and forth over the powerlines outside my house

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8 months

@thomas_violence Why would Greta Thunberg do this

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2 years

@Swordfish978 Cried the first time I saw this

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2 months

If pictures from Charli XCX’s birthday party affect you at all then I’m afraid you may not be cut out for living

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2 months

The worst part is they’re not even having fun they are just obsessed with checking their phones as well and when they are not checking their phones they are wishing they were

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7 months

[Approaching a couple at a bar]: Hey I saw you from across the bar and I really don’t detect a vibe. Not only do I not want to have sex with you, I don’t think you should even attempt to have sex with each other. Break up in front of me right now

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1 year

@MKUltraMoney If that was true then we’d have seen the wedding photos on Women Posting Their Ls

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5 months

Call me ronald McDonald the way I am sitting on a bench outside McDonald’s, completely hard

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5 months

Damn, Drake spelt Michael wrong. There’s no coming back from this, beef’s over

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6 months

Dream blunt rotation

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11 months

2:22 am im about to go jeff mode

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7 months

Anyone got $550 I can borrow (urgent)

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1 year

@TheCalebBond @theTiser Not going to disagree with you here Caleb, after all you are dating a grooming expert

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8 months

Notice how the legs are hollow? Legally speaking it was not a statue but rather piñata, your honour, and my clients had every right to do what they did

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8 months

I got scammed. It turns out the front row Super Bowl ticket with complementary apple to hand feed to Travis Kelce like you would a horse was not legitimate. $50k I’ll never get back, and the scariest part is that this could happen to anyone

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8 months

I’ve invented a new form of bigotry based around altitude. I don’t expect any of you oxygen deprived 500m+ dwellers to really understand it, what with your half formed brains and all

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1 year

My doctor apologised as she recommended this app

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11 months

proud owner of

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11 months

Creating an evil version of twitter not bc I have evil ambitions but simply bc at this price I’d be silly not to

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5 months

Agreeing probably feels good af for the terms and conditions

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5 months

yikes, unfollowing now! I’m a big fan of his work rapidly displaying a sequence of still images to create the illusion of movement, had no idea what he did to the radio star

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10 months

Kicking off my birthday by giving my inner child diabetes

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5 months

y’all up north can keep your aurora borealis, I don’t need it bc I got awooga boobealis every time my girl takes her shirt off

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12 days

Violating my twitter break once again to share this bc my instagram followers are philistines who do not appreciate my Homers the way you more sophisticated people do

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6 months

@JamColley I can only assume this was some kind of awards ceremony held internally by Muffin Break

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7 months

I hope when the revolution occurs and it’s time to slaughter the ruling class that my landlord is an eight year old. An easy win to get the ball rolling would do me good in a revolution scenario

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5 months

uhhhhhh the weed number AND the devil number????? Upvotes to the left, kind strangers!!

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7 months

new poem

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8 months

[Me accepting the award for Man Who Is The Most Normal About Sydney Sweeney Online]: Wow, thank you so much for this award, I feel incredibly honoured. I just want to say that it was actually really easy, and I look forward to a day when we can all be normal together. Thank you

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9 months

Celebrating 100k likes on my tweet with a 100cake

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9 months

I received three job rejections today and it's just like... am I not my grandma's special boy to these people

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9 months

Grap

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8 months

I designed this shirt that should appeal to those of you who dwell in the overlapping section of the ‘1999 indie horror enjoyers’ and ‘2016 Drake enjoyers’ venn diagram

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1 year

I think drinking "Wet Bussy" from Kogan would be the biggest cry for help imaginable

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5 months

@Kong_The_Monke I actually just bit her arm multiple times so I’m not sure who’s in danger anymore

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9 months

@RabidLagomorph I don't know why people even care. If this stuff is so culturally significant to those who celebrate they would surely still have all the stuff they'd bought in previous years? I mean, this isn't just absolute junk that you'd just throw out

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5 months

I’m the CEO of getting pussy. However, the shareholders of getting pussy are unhappy with my performance lately, and pressure is mounting from the board of directors of getting pussy to announce my immediate resignation

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11 months

POV you’re a twitter power couple out getting gelato

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5 months

Bro, last night aged poorly

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1 month

The Capture of Ned Kelly (1880, colourised)

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1 month

My coworkers called my bf to pick me up from the bar last night and this is how he found me

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1 year

Not sure what either term means but I believe these can be used for both boy math and girl dinner

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1 year

All my doctor said was to elevate my ankle for two weeks and try not to walk, nothing about not getting absolutely jacked while watching The Bear for bicep inspiration

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2 years

@michaelsykes

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4 months

I’ve locked my account, you are the chosen 702 followers I have chosen to spend the rest of my twitter life with. I twitter love you

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9 months

@guywhoiswoke I loved how it shows an ad for an actual Norman Reedus tv show whenever he does a shit

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1 year

Applying for jobs on Seek and every single time the default cover letter that comes up is from when I applied to be the CEO of the Broncos a few years ago

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9 months

@krat0msexual

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6 months

Just invented a new sex position called Coolstyle (hitting it from the back, both hands in pockets)

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1 year

The introduction of hot chips has done to seagulls exactly what methamphetamine has done to regional Australia

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4 months

@Ca1_cifer That's rude I worked really hard on this. Also it's 53k likes

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5 months

One man’s draft is another man’s banger

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1 year

You are canceling your Netflix account and torrenting tv shows, I am cancelling my woolworths everyday rewards card and stealing groceries. We are not the same

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5 months

idc what science says, the gas giants aren’t planets to me. If I can’t walk around it on it it’s not a planet, Neil deGrasse Tyson can go get fucked

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8 months

For me, January 26 represents loss. Of culture, of place, of self-determination. But Australia can't even let us have mourning. They have to turn it into a day about celebrating everything they've gained at our expense. I'd love to be able feel sad today, but for now it's anger

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1 year

reduced cashew milk

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1 year

sorry for trying to bring some excitement into our lives

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5 months

Saying ‘Um, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?’ before my lethal injection

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2 years

@_pileoflaundry_ Chivalry is stored in the ooze

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1 year

The Cleaner

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1 year

Wanna just go bowling so bad

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12 days

Out walking my dog and saw this poster for some terf festival, so I put it in the same bin where I put all the other dog shit I pick up on my walks

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6 months

It was once my dream to have a Hinge profile of only fish pics. Really wanted to hold a fish in front of a Ferrari in particular, that would’ve been the pièce de résistance

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reposting my best friend’s hinge rules bc i think they are really good and important

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7 months

2015: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2016: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2017: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2018: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2019: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2020: Listening to Trap Queen by Fetty Wap 2021: Listening to Tra

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7 months

2015: thought i was polyamorous 2016: 2017: arrested 2018: moved to utah 2019: moved back to ny bought a house got really paranoid bc stimulant abuse in the suburbs 2020: paranoia intensified bc everyone was home 2021 drinking heavily 22 heavily drinking and 200 lbs 23 100 lbs

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8 months

Adam: where the hoes at?? God: *tears open Adam’s chest, rips one of his ribs out and turns it into Eve* Adam, somehow not traumatised: Aha okay so are we technically related or is it chill if we fuck

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8 months

With all due respect your honour, a baby wouldn’t hesitate to leave you in a car with the windows up if it ever got the chance

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9 months

Decided to quit drinking. Does anyone know of some kind of nutritious fruit I could eat at gatherings that would make me feel like being more social and less anxious? Cheers

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1 year

I was drinking a Pepsi Max today and mindlessly plucked on the tab like this and thought ‘wow, what a beautiful G-sharp, I must uncover the rest of its song’ and then made this

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19 days

Dug up another one of my old custom made phone cases from a few years ago

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8 months

Just when I thought I had escaped my past, it found me

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10 months

POV you meet a man profoundly disabled due to the fish impaled directly through his brain but he’s chill about it

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2 years

My new phone background is Jonah Hill surfing bc the world spent years trying to tell Jonah Hill who he is and he said 'fuck off im actually a surfer' An icon, and an inspiration

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6 months

[Me]: I’d love to visit the twin towers in New York [Travel agent]: Sorry, they were destroyed on 9/11 [Me, experiencing a Mandela effect]: You must be mistaken, Mark Wahlberg was on that plane and it didn’t go down that way. There was a lot of blood in that first class cabin

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6 months

Everyone admire this cool moth that I moved very cautiously around to not disturb it only to discover that it was dead the whole time

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1 year

*pulls up on this* I'm back

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21 days

[Me seeing someone who tweets basically the same as I do]: This guy sucks

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3 months

smoking on that shit that made matchbox 20 not crazy, just a little unwell

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1 year

Blowjob from a Scottish girl and she’s suckin it while squeezing my balls under her armpit like a bagpipe

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8 months

Taking this opportunity to enlighten those who don’t already know that my profile picture is a Tony Hawk PS2 character model with Gary Giggles from Spy Kids 2’s sunglasses expertly photoshopped on. It is a way to honour the franchises who made me who I am today

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8 months

Qt with your pfp and let followers rate 1-10 or some shit

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9 months

@vileslug Can't believe you forgot to use person-first language with a person of mould 💀

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5 months

For sale: baby cigarettes, never smoked

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5 months

Climbing mt everest just to take a bite out of that green boots dude see if he taste like beef jerky i bet he does

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11 months

Creating an evil version of twitter not bc I have evil ambitions but simply bc at this price I’d be silly not to

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1 year

Day 2 – today’s focus is on recovery + tummy time. Doctor didn’t recommend it specifically but I have an 8 month old niece who does it a lot and she seems happy, constantly just vibing, great ankle mobility, etc.

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8 months

For sale: Shaggy, but he’s shy

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8 months

High school student on the train talking about how ‘Smirnoff tastes like dog shit, cunt. Shit tastes like hand sanitizer’ and it’s just beautiful to hear the children discussing the same important issues as my generation did

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5 months

You know how on sitcoms the characters become big dumb idiot stupid moron versions of themselves over time? Two and a half years of unemployment has done that to me

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11 months

Unfortunately Elon is having the last laugh over by removing the ability to embed twitter feeds for free, but I've got my engineers working on it and we expect full functionality to resume by Christmas 2028

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