Damien @RabidLagomorph Twitter profile

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@RabidLagomorph

6 months

Wait. So these allegations are sufficient to warrant withholding support for UNRWA, but allegations of genocide by the IDF that have been brought before the ICJ are not enough to warrant withholding support for Israel? Make it make sense.

Senator Penny Wong

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6 months

Allegations UNRWA staff were involved in the abhorrent October 7 terror attacks are deeply concerning. Australia welcomes UNRWA’s swift response and will engage closely on investigations. We are speaking with partners and will temporarily pause disbursement of recent funding.

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4 years

@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump He’s going to steal the silverware, isn’t he?

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qrt this with your favorite star trek meme/post

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3 months

Every major Australian town/city has at least one 80s established Chinese restaurant that has never updated its decor which has remained inexplicably open for decades longer than makes logical sense.

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1 year

Why the hell is Woolworths asking me to donate at the self serve checkout? You make more money than God, YOU donate.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 years

The fucking state of the economy in Australia. I have 2 degrees, 1 of which is in STEM, make a stupid amount of money and yet I still can’t buy my own place. How the FUCK does anyone in government or society expect people on welfare to even survive, let alone live.

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4 years

@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump She does, that’s why she’s asking for funding to do so. Donnie is the one denying it.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 months

There’s always a tweet.

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3 months

we're all doing it tough

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7 months

You know it’s not worth selling when even Aldi won’t stock random crap.

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7 months

Fuck, “patriotic” Australians are some of the most weak, easily provoked, whiny little shits on the planet.

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@RabidLagomorph

7 months

Why in the hell did we find this out from the US president and not our own government?

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

7 months

#BREAKING 🚨 Joe Biden says Australia was involved in strikes on Houthi targets in Yemen | #6NewsAU

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1 year

“No wukkas” he said. But deep down, in his heart and soul, there were, in fact, many wukkas.

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@RabidLagomorph

28 days

Me, a normal, well adjusted person from Queensland: “Level crossings were a fond memory of my childhood”

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@RabidLagomorph

1 month

Fuck you Elon. I want to know who the fuck liked this shit.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 months

Happy Good Friday people.

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@RabidLagomorph

7 months

The world is dying, genocide is ongoing, and people can barely afford to live. Yet the biggest political news of the day is a price gouging supermarket chain choosing not to sell disposable plastic nationalism. I’m going to go lie down.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump He’ll still be insisting that he’s president. Because he’s lost the plot, as well as the election.

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@RabidLagomorph

7 months

Damn it Cadbury. Turkish Delight is a shit-tier chocolate. Stop putting it in the “favourites” box. It’s a lie and you know it.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 months

The most pathetic people on earth are teaming up to produce unprecedented levels of stupid.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@mtgreenee @realDonaldTrump Trump claims to have evidence of a national conspiracy designed to undermine US democracy. He also has the entire national intelligence and justice apparatus at his disposal. But for some reason he’s entrusting this to....Rudy Giuliani. I call BS.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@realDonaldTrump It’s a bill for national defence, not defending your fragile ego from big bad Twitter.

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@RabidLagomorph

10 months

This is what a rental inspection looks like when you have an “unauthorised”pet. We’re not amused.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 months

What fucks me off about rentals like this is the fact that they could be made significantly more habitable for the cost of 3 months rent. But instead of investing that money into, you know, their “investment”, landlords will just try to slowly kill their tenants with mould.

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@purplepingers

4 months

Seriously how the fuck is this $750 per week

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4 months

The only person with more regrets than this guy is Lehrmann himself.

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@RabidLagomorph

6 months

There’s absolutely something wrong with straight men, and as a collective we need to own this.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 years

@adamliaw @karaschlegl Who the fuck punches a horse?

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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11 months

* Albo sources an internship for his son at PwC * Albo plays dress up in Rio Tinto garb * Marles racks up $3.6M in VIP flights * MPs get a 4% wage increase while jobseekers and pensioners struggle Yet the rusties make excuses. They’d be calling for blood if it was the LNP.

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Damien

@RabidLagomorph

4 months

Great idea. Pay money to ensure your vacancy property remains vacant That’s much more financially sound than getting a tenant to pay rent.

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@RabidLagomorph

10 months

Can’t imagine why.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

Honestly, f**k this hack and Albanese for their disingenuous rhetoric. The Greens dragged the ALP until they did anything remotely substantive about the immediate housing crisis, and now you want to sook like children.

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@RabidLagomorph

11 months

There’s an entire generation of kids who only know Sam Newman as “that racist weirdo in the media”, and I’ve never been more proud.

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@Leo_Puglisi6

11 months

i just found out sam newman actually played for geelong, i just thought he was always in media 😭

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@RabidLagomorph

6 months

Sure Chris, why should a state politician speak out on international affairs?

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

6 months

NSW Premier Chris Minns says state Labor MPs unhappy with being unable to speak out on Gaza should consider a job in federal politics instead | #6NewsAU

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@RabidLagomorph

9 months

I’m not in any welfare payment, but I’m aware I might find myself needing it one day. It boggles my mind that people don’t get that about themselves. It’s a safety net. Why harass and insult people who are in a situation you’re so tenuously close to?

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@RabidLagomorph

7 months

Prime Minister of Israel

@IsraeliPM

7 months

We will restore security to both the south and the north. Nobody will stop us – not The Hague, not the axis of evil and not anybody else.

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1 year

Every. Fucking. Time.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@Acosta Not only do republicans not believe in science, they don’t believe in math.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 month

Small, petty pieces of shit. How can they possibly not see how bad this looks?

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

1 month

#BREAKING 🚨 Senior Labor figures are now raising Fatima Payman's Afghan citizenship as "a risk to her remaining in the Senate because of a potential breach of section 44 of the Constitution" just hours after she quit the party: The Australian | #6NewsAU

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3 years

@wok6808 @mjrowland68 Maybe our Twitter uses should be more pragmatic rather than allowing their political allegiances to drive them to personal attacks and abuse. Honestly, making excuses for this vitriol because you don’t like her reporting. It’s ridiculous.

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@RabidLagomorph

2 years

I was trying to be helpful.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

Jesus f’ing Christ. A 500g bag of shredded coles brand cheese is $11. Depriving people of cheese is the first sign of a guillotine revolution.

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@RabidLagomorph

13 days

Imagine your biggest condemnation of Netanyahu being that he abuses the laundry service at the White House.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

Fuck off and grow up.

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1 year

So according to the bad ham if you support public housing over social or affordable housing you *checks notes*…*checks notes again in disbelief*… Have a poor people “fetish”, and you despise the working class. Amazing.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@JoeBiden Welcoming equality and acceptance.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 months

Welcome to Australia under the woke Albanese government where even the Aurora Australis is bisexual.

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1 month

There are so many unhinged takes this morning. It can’t possibly be about Palestine. It’s all a grand conspiracy to make them look bad. It’s all the political parties and the Murdoch media working together! Twitter has broken people’s brains.

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1 year

If Albo wants his son get a job why doesn’t he just send him to a JSP?

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@realDonaldTrump Everyone is laughing at Trump. Even overseas. It’s pathetic.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Door. Don’t let it hit you on the way out.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 years

Dude grifted a million dollars for legal defence. Then he agreed to pay 100k in Barilaro’s legal costs, remove the offending content, and apologise. Yet here he is bragging about being cashed up. And the drips are loving it. You fucking idiots.

friendlyjordies

@friendlyjordies

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Hat: $200 Suit: $1000 Damages Paid to Barilaro: $0 Resale value of Bruz merch as it's banned: Priceless

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@RabidLagomorph

7 months

If you’re like me and don’t know anything at all about cricket, apparently what happened was that some guy lost his hat, then he found his hat. And for some reason this is national news. Oh, and lots of people hate the hat guy.

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@plalor

7 months

David Warner’s cap has been found. More details . Coming.

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@RabidLagomorph

10 months

No two people have ever needed to log off more.

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1 year

Excuse me a minute while I Google and screenshot the price of the cheapest bread available to own the poors. You know, like a totally normal not evil person.

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@RabidLagomorph

11 months

“Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's salary will increase from $564,356 to $586,930” And that’s on top of what he earns from his investment properties. Tell us again how he’s a class warrior raised in public housing by his mum on DSP. Go on.

PM's pay bumped to $586k, Dutton's to $417k as salary increases for federal politicians rolled out

The independent tribunal that sets politician pay has determined to give federal MPs a 4 per cent pay rise, saying previous pay increases have been conservative.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 months

This kind of judgment really helps explain how Brexit happened.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 years

@Therese_Rein @Woogsworld @GladysB I know this is challenging for a lot of people to understand. But, after lengthy research into the details of current restrictions, it appears that it is not technically illegal to be outside.

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@RabidLagomorph

2 years

Jesus fucking wept, the Jordies crew are something else.

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@RabidLagomorph

11 months

Australia is the leading producer of mediocre white male stand-up comedians.

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1 year

Just. Just fuck you. Honestly.

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Damien

@RabidLagomorph

7 months

Can we please stop giving this prick attention? It’s what they want and frankly their engagement bait isn’t even that good.

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@RabidLagomorph

4 months

Someone please get the menswear guy on the phone.

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1 year

It’s really not all it’s cut out to be.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 months

@RogerXplosion Gaudy? That’s absolute bullshit. If your Chinese restaurant doesn’t have a poorly maintained aquarium, paper Chinese lanterns, plastic table cloths, and gigantic lazy Susan’s on every table then it’s not authentic Australian Chinese food.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

This is the kind of 5D chess crap the MAGA folks would pull. Albo isn’t “cunning”. He’s just a right wing deadshit, and has no problem letting people know.

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@RabidLagomorph

3 years

Absolutely fucking not.

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Damien

@RabidLagomorph

7 months

Speaking of which, whatever happened with that fire at Burgertory? Did that investigation just go nowhere?

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@JoshButler

7 months

"An explosive device has been planted on a car outside a Sydney home that was flying the Palestinian flag, triggering police to send a bomb disposal robot."

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump You left to play golf instead of hearing everyone else, right?

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1 year

Typical. Sydney has a fire, so naturally Melbourne has to go and have an earthquake.

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2 years

Props to @Leo_Puglisi6 for this bit of cross platform content.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

If I was choosing to force people on Jobseeker to live in poverty I’d consider shutting the fuck up about my dead mum who was on the DSP and lived in public housing. It makes what you’re doing worse you asshole.

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2 years

You deserved it, Jesus Christ, let it gooooooo.

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1 year

Hey remember when the ALP cut Medicare funded psychologist sessions from 20 to 10?

DanRepacholi MP

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1 year

Mental health and suicide prevention is a cause that’s mighty close to my heart So this year I have decided to participate in the @PushForBetter 👊 Between 1 June and 23 June 💪 3,144 push-ups (sit-ups, squats, cartwheels and other alternatives welcome)

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1 year

Apparently there are only two countries in the world: the US and Canada.

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as one of the several dozen people who don't live in the united states, i already have an app that does bank transfers, and it's called my fucking bank

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1 year

If there’s one thing Ron can’t tolerate, it’s hatred against… *checks notes, then loses all faith in humanity*…paedophiles.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

I’d love to give this credit. I would. But. “Find a way to raise JobSeeeker”. Labor is in power. They would have the support of the Greens and independents. They could include it in the budget. They don’t need to “find a way”. They have one. They just don’t want to do it.

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2 years

@BelindaJones68 @fauziah_ibrahim @ABCaustralia K.

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11 months

Ah, well. They’ve certainly nailed their target audience with this one.

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4 months

@NightshadeAlley Holy shit, the whole post is even worse than I thought. And look at the hidden replies.

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11 months

Getting wine drunk and hating on the Greens Political Party™️ to make your enemies (the Greens Political Party™️) jealous.

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1 year

The child labour thing is pissing me off. I’ve been working since I was 14. The whole “work ethic” spiel is bullshit. It just teaches you the lie that your only worth to society is a tool for capitalism. And that if you’re not working, your supposedly worthless.

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1 year

Child labour is good actually, provided it’s not proposed by Morrison. I guarantee there would be plenty of kids who’d love to drive forklifts too.

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3 months

No day of awful Labor takes could possibly be complete until the one true king of shit takes had his say. I apologise for imposing this on you all.

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2 years

Counterpoint: No one believes you are capable of feeling shame.

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@RabidLagomorph

1 year

Vic Libs are expelling terfs faster and more readily then the Vic Greens. How is this real life?

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1 year

Statement from @JohnPesutto

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@LilahRPGtt It really exposes the shallowness of their position. Even the act of having a relationship with someone who supports trans rights is enough to undermine a woman’s identity. It was always a cultural war to them.

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2 years

In a major upset, Emma Dawson has defeated Mathew Guy in the contest of biggest loser for the night.

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3 years

“How do you do, fellow bogans?”

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1 year

Exactly! Can’t afford your own mortgage? Sell! It’s not a tenant’s responsibility to ensure your investment succeeds. Don’t like it? Sell your property to someone who will actually use it as a home, not as a means to profit from the labour of others. You parasite.

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@AB1327 @GreenGlencoe @AdamBandt Can't afford the rent of someone else's land and house? Move and live elsewhere. It's not a land owners responsibility to ensure you have affordable housing. Don't like it? Save your pennies and buy a home.

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@RabidLagomorph

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JFC Ben. Have you even consider the possibility that Labor might propose an agenda that actually appeals to and acknowledges our multicultural population?!?

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@RabidLagomorph

4 years

@parlertakes I would definitely advertise my world wide conspiracy with an app icon. How else would the lizard people get the message?

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4 years

@itsJeffTiedrich We know he’s not thinking about boning his daughter, which is frankly awesome.

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1 year

In QLD a 10-18 year old kid can be put in youth detention just for breach of bail, and both the ALP and LNP support that abuse. But if a Greens member tries to feed one of those kids breakfast at school THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA OF IT ALL.

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Our office is now running weekly free breakies at 2 public schools and we'll be at a 3rd public school in a month - serving about 600 meals a week. We've also teamed up with @amymacsouthbris 's office to start a free dinner for rough sleepers.

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1 year

“The people of Ukraine can count on Australia”? Mate, the people of Australia can’t even count on it.

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3 years

I…what?

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1 year

Fuck everything about this. The class action suit was a joke, and the real advocates against the harms of Robodebt are ignored and dismissed while that opportunistic shill can take credit. Fuck. This.