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Host of The Late Debate + Sunday Showdown on @SkyNewsAust . @TheTiser and @newscomauHQ columnist. Horse owner. 🍷 caleb.bond @news .com.au

Sydney, New South Wales

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Joined October 2009

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Caleb Bond

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The Late Debate on @SkyNewsAust is now a full hour – 10pm, Monday to Thursday. Join @jamesmacpherson , @lizstorer_ and me for a lighthearted, late-night review of the day's news – and then we'll get stuck in to tomorrow's big stories in the papers. Pour a red and settle in.

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South Australia, which doesn’t have a single case of coronavirus, has just cut restaurant capacity to half and banned standing up at the pub. God help us all.

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This clip of @afneil demolishing Ken Livingstone’s argument that socialist Venezuela’s woes were caused by ‘US sanctions’ is utterly delicious.

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Apparently peanuts like @kathygriffin have called this excellent cartoon from @Knightcartoons racist. This is about Serena throwing a fit. Nothing to do with race. Some people will stop at nothing to get offended.

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I’d PR Guy is, indeed, some chap called Jeremy Maluta who has no links to the ALP or Daniel Andrews then he surely has to be crowned the saddest bloke in Victoria.

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Victoria's curfew, which pretty much every epidemiologist agrees is nonsense, will stay for another five weeks. What a joke.

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Not a single person has said this.

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I keep seeing Sydneysiders saying they want Dan Andrews to take over and do the daily pressers for NSW. Sorry everyone, you can't have him, he's ours.

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I certainly didn’t have CFMEU members shouting “Dan Andrews’ bitch” at John Setka outside the union offices on my Covid bingo card.

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Why are people obsessed with knowing they’ve had/do have Covid? If you feel sick, do the decent thing and stay home till you’re not sick. Call the doctor if it gets worse. It’s not hard.

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During the week @theprojecttv ran a story about how bad greyhound racing supposedly is. Tonight they ran a story about how great it is that a boy with a disability got to ride a bull in a rodeo. Only some animal sports are bad, apparently. The sheer hypocrisy.

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Gee, this “short sharp” lockdown in Victoria is working really well.

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Victorian CHO Brett Sutton says he has given no advice to the Vic government on whether third doses should be mandated. Health Minister Martin Foley says he's had “multiple discussions” about it with Sutton. Who's lying?

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Pleased to announce I have been appointed chief of staff of the Saturday and Sunday Herald Sun. I'm looking forward to working with some of the best journos in the country on two of the best-selling newspapers in the country.

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How many former PMs get out and deal with stuff like this hands on? You can hate his ideology all you want but there are few people in politics who believe in service of the community as much as Tony Abbott. We need more like him.

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The Davidson crew lending a hand at the giant Gospers Mountain Fire. Grateful for their assistance. @HonTonyAbbott

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Come on, the bloke insulted the PM. What are we if we can’t attack power without fear of losing jobs or voluntary posts?

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David Marler

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"You're finished because of your allegations and foul language against the prime minister of the country while representing the RFS." Firefighter Paul Parker from Nelligen sacked from RFS. #TheProjectTV #auspol #AustralianFires

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If there is no major outbreak of coronavirus in two weeks time, there is a convincing argument for Australia to largely return to normal.

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Clementine Ford leaving Nine is possibly the best news I've heard all year. This is going to be a good day.

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Turns out Paul Parker from Nelligen is a Pauline Hanson supporter. Watch the #IStandWithPaul crowd drop the poor bloke like a sack of potatoes now.

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This is the line up for a test at Adelaide Airport. Already had to wait more than an hour in Melbourne to prove I was not infected before I arrived. The process of proving I don’t have Covid will take longer than the flight here. “Open” borders for a quasi-opened state.

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I'm an atheist, but for once in my life I wish there was a hell so Rowan Baxter could be sent there and tortured for eternity.

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Imagine being such a braindead thug that you not only thought it was fun to slowly and cruelly stone a wombat to death, but also film it and post it to social media. And he's a @SAPoliceNews copper. Story from @Eliz_henson

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Thousands sign petition calling for cop to be prosecuted

South Australian Premier Steven Marshall has described a video of an off-duty SA Police officer stoning a wombat to death as “disturbing” and Australia’s first Aboriginal Federal Cabinet member has...

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@datachick @CNN Worrying about the real problem, I see.

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Prescient words from John Laws in his 2017 autobiography: "When I first met Kevin Rudd after he became PM I was struck by how amazingly conceited he appeared to be. He always reminded me of a blancmange -- looks good on the outside but there's not too much on the inside."

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South Australians returning from Victoria will now have to put a sign in their front window warning passers by that they might be dirty Covid carriers and are self quarantining. This is getting deeply weird and disturbing.

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I am pleased to announce my candidacy for the Greens in the senate at the upcoming federal election. I ate some nice salt and pepper tofu and it turned me into a hippy socialist. I've started growing my hair out and watching Greta Thunberg speeches every night.

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Because defacing the statue of probably the most prominent anti-fascist to have ever lived makes perfect sense.

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How about the boos for Albo. Never change, Australia #AusOpen2024

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Surely that vulgarism is a bit misogynist, Kathy?

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Kathy Griffin

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Open a history book motherfucker and then go fuck yourself @TheCalebBond

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This is an utterly incredible story.

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Claims a ‘planted’ slug and slimy cover-up killed food biz

In France, snails are served with garlic butter. But in Dandenong, according to an outraged family and their lawyers and private investigators and a scientific expert, Garlick can accompany a slug....

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My girlfriend is in @AlfredHealth , in isolation, with a suspected stomach parasite/infection. They forgot to deliver dinner because she's in iso. When she asked, they said all the meals had been delivered and they'll try to find a sandwich. Honestly.

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Sarah Hanson-Young, who has previously spoken out against DV, gave a character reference for a mate who pinned down his wife and slapped her in front of their kids. Also urged for no conviction because it'd have an "unwarranted impact" on his reputation.

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Can anyone explain why car rego is nearly $200 more a year in Victoria compared to SA? What extra am I getting for my money?

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Get vaccinated they said. Life will go back to normal they said.

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9News Adelaide

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DEVELOPING: South Australians are tonight facing the very real possibility of 14 days isolation - even if they're fully vaccinated - if they visit the same place as a suspected Omicron case. @HarveyBiggs #9News

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South Australia's chief public health officer Nicola Spurrier referring to 3 people who illegally entered SA to justify new restrictions: "One of those people tested positive on Saturday night. It ended up being a false positive." In other words... none of them were infected.

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I think I’m going to vomit.

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@MarkMcGowanMP Thank you Mark! I knew you'd follow recommendations of health organisations! The only Premier who hasn't given up on protecting residents!

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C’mon everybody. You’ve done it to Andrew Thorburn so you know what to do…

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An AFLW player has explained why she will sit out the league's Pride Round. DETAILS via @LaurenHeraldSun :

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Happy Australia Day, folks. How lucky we are to live in this magnificent nation. May your glasses and hearts be full 🍻

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Imposing restrictions upon people when there is no coronavirus on the chance it might happen is a major change in the way we do things - and not for the better. Australia is stuck in 2020 and there doesn’t appear to be an escape. My column in @theTiser

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Vaccine go-slow and reckless reactions trap us in 2020

Not a single person in the South Australian community has coronavirus and yet we are back under restrictions.

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Here’s Bill Shorten refusing to answer what effect an emissions reduction target would have on the economy. They don’t understand climate change, let alone the result of the policies they reckon will fix it.

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This is so grim.

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Dan Fangirl 🤓

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My birthday cake. My mateys drawing on the cake! And it was a surprise. I had no idea!

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Twitter broekns are upset about this photo of Scott Morrison downing a beer at the rugby. Imagine being such a boring old coot that you’d think it was bad for the PM to smash a beer in the stands. World is full of can’ts - you can’t do this and you can’t do that.

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Please stop calling the grand final the big dance. Please.

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Dave Sharma was the first government MP to speak out about the Djokovic case on my @SkyNewsAust show tonight, saying he hopes Novak gets to play at the Australian Open.

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Kristina Keneally shows you how to lose your self respect in front of the Bill Bus.

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South Australia, which yesterday instituted new coronavirus restrictions despite having no cases of community transmission, again has no cases of community transmission today.

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People had a go at Scott Morrison for going to a happy clapper church, but have a go at this GetUp mob. Deranged stuff.

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Nuclear power has zero emissions and is widely used around the world without issue. It's time for Australia to lift the ban on nuclear energy and let the market decide whether it's worth investing in. My column in @theTiser today

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It’s time for nuclear energy ban to be lifted

Anyone would think the world was liable to cave in every time Australia considers nuclear energy.

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2 years

“I have this much credibility.”

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I’m happy to tip a waiter who has gone above and beyond - but we must resist it becoming commonplace or, in some cases, an expectation. Australia has minimum and award wages for a reason. My column on @newscomauHQ

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‘No, I won’t leave a tip in restaurants’

OPINION

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If you compare me to Rudd again you will hear from my lawyers.

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What the hell type of Benjamin button bullshit is this

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Bloke has lost his marbles.

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Mark McGowan has indicated Western Australia's border reopening with NSW and Victoria could occur as late as June next year.

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Show your face, coward. Always the spineless pricks who attack others’ looks. No one hates like the left! And by the way, real men wear pink.

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Does anyone else think that @TheCalebBond looks like Bruce Lehrmann but dresses like Alan Jones? What is it with these young conservatives who try to look 40yo than they are.

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Thugs wander into a bookie waving weapons and this old fella just gives them a belt like it’s nothing. What a legend.

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How will I recover from this brutal burn from @sarahinthesen8 ? And retweeted by @Greens who must also hate young people.

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Has anyone from the SA government yet admitted testing of medi-hotel staff should have been compulsory? Nicola Spurrier has talked about the "retrospectoscope". Victoria should have been all the retrospect we needed.

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Yep, that’s a full blown case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. No doctor can fix that.

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The voice to parliament Yes campaign has lost the plot to the point that they are simultaneously accusing No of "Trump politics" and a “misinformation and disinformation campaign”. They seem to forget that "fake news" was actually Trump's catchphrase.

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Albo says Dutton pushing ‘fear over fact’

Peter Dutton is the leader of a “misinformation and disinformation campaign” that is pushing “fear over fact”, according to the government.

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The leadership challenge has been entirely vindicated. Turnbull could never have pulled this off. Scott Morrison has done exceptionally well against all odds #ausvotes

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South Australia has some of the strictest laws on sex work in the country. It's time for us to bite the bullet and decriminalise the industry. My column in @theTiser today.

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These lunatics trying to claim Alan Jones’ retirement as their doing is amazing.

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Sleeping Giants

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WOW!!! Today, after a long campaign by ⁦ @slpng_giants_oz ⁩ and ⁦ @MadFckingWitch ⁩, bigoted radio host Alan Jones has “retired” after losing the vast majority of his advertisers. Just blown away by the Sleeping Giants network right now.

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Okay? Bloke was a good footballer. Who cares about his religion?

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Bachar Houli is a legend both on and off the field. On the field, he was the AFL’s first devout Muslim player, played over 200 games for @Richmond_FC and won three premierships.

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Our mates at @theprojecttv tried to land a joke about my owning horses last night (the forced laughter 💀). Anyway the great thing about racing is that everyone from Dubbo to Double Bay can own a piece of the action. The elitist sneering is wrong and makes you look silly 🏇

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South Australia has five new cases of coronavirus but is NOT going into lockdown. I hope every journalist and Covid catastrophiser who irresponsibly speculated SA would lock down feel like utter pillocks.

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SA needs to update its quarantine rules quick smart. 200 people have been ordered into quarantine because they are "close contacts" of cases. Here in Vic you get tested then go about life as normal if negative. Hasn't caused a case spike. SA says it is open but it isn't.

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I arrived in Melbourne on August 5. Since then: - Lockdown six - Riots in the street - Biggest earthquake since 1997. Not saying it's a curse, but...

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SA has not recorded a COVID case for 11 days and there are no active cases. There is no coronavirus in South Australia. How embarrassingly cooked is this bloke?

@theTiser

The Advertiser

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WA Premier Mark McGowan will be the only state leader not attending the National Cabinet meeting in Canberra - because of health advice to avoid South Australians including our own Premier. #SouthAustralia #auspol

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SA chief public health officer to journos at a press conference today: "I can see, actually, a lot of you journalists are really quite close in here today and I'd like to see you a bit more spread out". People have moved on, Prof Spurrier. They're not ducking footballs, either.

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Caleb Bond

4 years

If the right calls for people to be sacked every time a Left winger says something controversial, we become no better than those who seek to expunge all forms of conservatism from public life.

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Sky News Australia

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There have been calls to sack Victoria's deputy chief health officer after she published a tweet comparing the arrival of Captain James Cook to coronavirus.

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Are the Greens such an incompetent rabble that they actually require two deputies?

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Caleb Bond

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Emma, men do not need to go through a behavioural change program just because your union leader husband is a misogynistic thug.

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Andrea Hamblin

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John Setka‘ wife Emma Walters says her husband’s offending occurred during a “dark” time for him & says he - and all men - should go through a men’s behavioural change program. Says he will not be resigning. He has her full support.

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Coles doesn’t want the custom of the fifth of Sydney’s radio audience that tunes into @AlanJones each morning. Support your local independent grocery shop.

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Coles Supermarkets

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@TJHayter thanks for getting in touch. Coles values diversity, respects and actively promotes the rights of all of our team members and our customers. We stopped advertising on the Alan Jones program on Friday 16th August and have subsequently stopped advertising on 2GB.

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Melbourne is now the only city in Australia where you can’t have a drink in the pub. When we’re 70% fully vaccinated, we still won’t be able to have a drink in the pub.

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Tanya Plibersek was asked about a week ago if she knew how much carbon was in the atmosphere. She didn't. And we're meant to trust these people to upend our economy to fix climate change? My column in @theTiser

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Let’s not get hysterical over climate change

The heat is on to save us from the pernicious threat of carbon dioxide.

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Or, you know, just apply the same rules to everyone and it'll be cool?

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Peter Law

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Mark McGowan says he “can’t win” after a relaxation of quarantine rules for international cricketers appeared to save Perth’s Ashes Test but sparked claims of double standards.

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My notifications have been full this weekend of loony leftists making fun of my appearance. Just think for a moment -- would you do it to a left-winger, particularly a woman? Do you believe in body positivity? Also, look in the mirror. You're not too crash hot yourself. Weirdos.

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Try to watch this without cringing. It’s so bad.

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An excellent restaurant and clearly one with taste about who it lets dine there.

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1 year

You can tell how well someone was raised by whether or not they take their trolley to the return bay.

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I love that Sydney now has the most Australian toll road, the M8.

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Caleb Bond

9 months

I think Ms Allan has rather missed the point.

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Asked about this cartoon Premier Jacinta Allan says ‘it’s 2023 - the Herald Sun should be able to draw women without sexualised imagery’ @7NewsMelbourne

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Islam is the most feminist religion? That's it. Pack it up guys. We've reached peak #QandA

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That Waylon Johncock got away with cruelly stoning a wombat and posting it on social media because of "traditional hunting" laws is an outrage. No one should be able to get away with stoning animals for fun, whatever their race. My column in @theTiser

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No law should allow the stoning of wombats

It is OK to stone wombats for fun and post it on social media.

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One of the best moments in Australian politics. He ain’t spendin’ any time on it.

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It’s my birthday, I have a red in hand, Royal Ascot is on and an Aussie just won the King Charles III Stakes. Can it get any better?

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Caleb Bond

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Photos taken from a public place, i.e. the road or footpath, are entirely legal. And since when did being photographed silence anyone in the media?

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Yumi Stynes she/her

6 years

Some creep photographer was waiting outside my house at 4:40pm today. If you see a photo of me in this exact outfit in the press tomorrow it was taken without my permission in an intimidating way while I was alone with my 3-yo son. THIS IS HOW THEY SILENCE US #creeps

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I've written some yarns but this will be the one that wins me the Walkley.

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The Advertiser

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A dog ate some human faeces it found in Anstey Hill park while being walked. Within hours, he was extremely ill and tested positive to cannabis and methamphetamine. Details: @TheCalebBond #TheAdvertiser

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Happy birthday to me.

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@alexbhturnbull Nah mate, it was still a rubbish ad. You're just a rubbish human.

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5 years

Tracey Spicer is apparently stepping back from public appearances to "prioritise her own mental health". How about prioritising the mental health of the people whose confidences she broke? Pathetic.

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'False and malicious': Tracey Spicer's lawyer hits back at detractors

One woman who received a legal warning from Ms Spicer's lawyer says the former journalist is refusing to take responsibility for potentially outing victims to the media.

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Barry Humphries was a genius. A giant not only of Australian comedy but comedy in general. And a true friend of freedom. May one of the great Australians rest in peace.

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3 years

I asked Professor Catherine Bennett last night whether there was any health advice that said it was safer to allow people inside pubs and restaurants in Victoria, but not retail stores. Short answer: no.

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Caleb Bond

5 years

Calling your own retirement the "end of an era" is next level narcissism.

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Wayne Swan

5 years

Tomorrow I will be giving my Valedictory in the Parliament at 4:10PM (3:10PM in QLD). This is an end of an era. Here are some highlights before tomorrow’s speech. Tune in tomorrow here to see my speech.

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Caleb Bond

4 years

Good.

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Pete Evans fined $25K over virus machine

The Therapeutic Goods Administration has fined celebrity chef and My Kitchen Rules star Pete Evans $25,000 for promoting a “light machine” he claimed could be used to treat COVID-19.

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Caleb Bond

4 months

Old Bonge here struggling with stuff cadet reporters learn on their first day in court.

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Paul Bongiorno

4 months

What’s this bullshit about civil standard of proof? Truth is what is at stake here and after the forensic evisceration of Lehrmann’s risible lies by Judge Michael Lee we have the unvarnished reality of what happened to Brittany Higgins. The criminal law is derelict here.

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Caleb Bond

2 years

I owe Mr Maluta an apology. He is not the saddest bloke in Victoria. He’s the second saddest. The PR Guy stans can collectively take the big title.

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Caleb Bond

8 years

If I tweeted this about a young female Fairfax columnist, I would be immediately counselled by my employer.

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Caleb Bond

5 years

How any Liberal could support Malcolm Turnbull or Julie Bishop, on a political level anyway, is now beyond me. They have deliberately destabilised the party’s election prospects. It’s almost like they want them to lose.

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Caleb Bond

7 years

Please pray for our friends in the UK, who look like they will soon be under communist rule.

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Caleb Bond

4 years

Every other state is on top of coronavirus and has been for some time. Perhaps, Daniel, you should ask yourself why your state has failed.

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Dan Andrews

@DanielAndrewsMP

4 years

Statement from the Premier on changes to restrictions in Victoria:

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Caleb Bond

6 years

@alexbhturnbull @clairlemon It’s nothing to do with toxic masculinity. It’s just about you being a wanker.

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Caleb Bond

8 years

If you're ever worried that you can't achieve something, just remember that Jacqui Lambie became a senator.

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