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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

You guys may not be thinking about this video anymore but I absolutely still am

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

just got catcalled from a hearse if you wanted to visualize my Saturday stroll through South Philly

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Guys, Bros, Dudes, it's almost that time. Center City SIPS is just around the corner and I really need y'all to BRING IT this year. I want primo content on my TL all summer long. Crush 9 BLs by 6 pm. Fight in public plazas. Hit on unemployed 19 year olds in bandage dresses. LFG

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

it ain’t plough and the mf stars i’ll tell ya that

Alex Holley

@AlexHolleyFOX29

4 years

Okay name the place/restaurant/food you would be willing to do THIS for:

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Folks, you gotta tip. Always. Lyft. Postmates. Instacart. Uber. Door Dash. These services are not a God-given right, they’re luxuries. If you can’t afford to tip you can’t have gelato delivered to your house or a personal driver to take you to the bar. Walk your ass to the store

Fast Company

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5 years

Terrible tippers are making underpaid delivery jobs even worse

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

i ❤️ graphic design !

Bob Kelly

@BobKellyFOX29

3 years

South Philly Doubleheader....Plus Rain moves in after 1pm, be careful in the new work zone at Broad Street

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

@james_lohan i feed the homeless, and that's been really interesting and fun

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

LMAOOOO I love shark tank

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

You’re 31 it’s not your “birthday week”

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

1/5 i see a lot of comments on the fact that the Minnesota Bail Fund has only paid 200k toward bail so far when they got 35M in donations. obviously it’s good to call for transparency, but it’s basically unconscionable to think that an organization of that size could spend

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

philly poetry

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

philly........we gotta wrap it all up early tonight. reset and recharge. we’ll get em tomorrow

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alex yarde

@yardealex

7 years

@drewlazor @SmittyBarstool dude someone on FB made this (can't take cred unfortunately) and my brain fell out the back of my skull

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alex yarde

@yardealex

7 years

Most metal beer bar in Philly? @BurialBeer , @Anthrax Wardance and @HydraBrewing all in a row @Bottlebareast . Check it @dbmagazine

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

there is one answer here folks

rebecca jennings

@rebexxxxa

4 years

what was the worst Discourse on here this year, this is for a story but also i just wanna know

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

the most insane people in the world are on the Market Frankford Line. there’s just no comparison. an absolute carnival every single time. I say this as a lifelong Philadelphian who has taken SEPTA to school since I was 12. utter mayhem

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

i hardly drink beer anymore and especially not the big crafty shit i used to and last night i had five (5) 20 oz, 7% ABV porters and am praying, begging, for the sweet release of death

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

go xers @kristencnagy

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alex yarde

@yardealex

6 years

t w o b e a r d s

maple cocaine

@maplecocaine

6 years

Just saw a man with 2 beards at the local hipster coffee shop spraypaint "whites rule" on the espresso machine then cast his vote for none other than B*rnie S*nders! (the coffee shop is also a polling place for some reason) Despicable.

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alex yarde

@yardealex

8 years

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BuzzFeed

@BuzzFeed

8 years

The Obamas have sent out their very last White House Christmas card

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alex yarde

@yardealex

7 years

@lanikaps @rosadona Dorinda also gave us "CLIP...CLIP" that season which was so important

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alex yarde

@yardealex

9 years

Starting this Easter off right - @ActionBronson 's #MrWONDERFUL and a little Rosé 🌸

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

vegalantys

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Does anyone actually get paid to keep the ESPN Fantasy app running properly or is it just two 10 year olds in a basement doing it off their mom’s iPad

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alex yarde

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4 years

Josh Barro

@jbarro

4 years

I wouldn’t force my worst enemy to go to Philadelphia

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

shithole ≠ dive

Pictures of Dives

@picturesofdives

4 years

Paddy Whacks - Philadelphia, PA

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alex yarde

@yardealex

9 years

Perfect!! Can't wait for tonight. "If "Game Of Thrones" Characters Could Text" http://t.co/rATtC2MryL

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

5/5 is not a room full of staffers with access to some big Venmo account where they should just be shooting money out round the clock. and as always, please, do your research before you donate, and when in doubt, donate local.

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alex yarde

@yardealex

1 year

to the guy practicing his golf swing in the coffee shop: holy shit it looks so good? we can all see the work you’ve been putting in. and there’s more than enough room for this in here so it’s perfect

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alex yarde

@yardealex

1 year

note to corporate america: “out of pocket” does not mean what you think it means, especially in philly ❤️ just say out of office ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

@BIMBOMINDSET one of the craziest things i’ve ever seen bro

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

2/5 that amount of money in this amount of time. nonprofits have operating budgets that are set way in advance, some are run by a Board of Directors that only meet once a month, many have little to no full-time staff. i used to work for a nonprofit with approx 500k annual

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

3/5 operating budget - if we got a flood of donations in under a week totalling 1M, let alone *35M*, i’m not exaggerating when i say it could take 3-6 months of planning to even figure out how to spend that money. that is a completely overwhelming figure and even the most

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

zara......just show me the dress babe

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alex yarde

@yardealex

8 years

2 months in: *me* I'll have 1/2 a salad dressing on the side lol not rly hungry 5 years in: *him* do you have to eat that hoagie IN BED

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alex yarde

@yardealex

6 years

Well @gopuff delivered Halo Top and Totino’s in like 15 min to me so fuck Amazon HQ2 I’m stickin with GP

Billy Penn

@billy_penn

6 years

goPuff — the app that can deliver a dab pen, Plan B, $350 worth of Natty Light and a box of Cheez-Its straight to your door — is expanding their HQ in Philadelphia

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

4/5 massive organizations would not be able to dole out all of that money within a two-week time period or whatever people are calling for. this isn’t Brewster’s Millions. keep calling for financial transparency - it’s absolutely necessary - but understand an operation like that

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

brave. thank you kendall for speaking out

People

@people

4 years

Kendall Jenner Reveals She's a 'Stoner': 'No One Knows That'

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

congrats on this philly royalty collab @BandofNOTHING and @tiredhandsbeer . i had my @RelapseRecords shirt on earlier but changed for the birds. can’t think of a better beer for a sunday night eagles dallas matchup. the album is sick too

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

My Uber driver just told me “I am a pizza chef by trade. But pizza...it ruined my life...” it was so wistful and sad and I now curse the Pizza Gods in this sweet man’s name

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

philly vs the fucking world

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Someone threw a cup of Geno’s cheese fries at my front door. Good morning Philadelphia

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alex yarde

@yardealex

11 months

i literally can’t stop watching this

Brian Jordan Alvarez

@brianjoralvarez

1 year

TIME magazine with TJ Mack: “Love it or hate it” hosted by the brilliant @MoisesFenty @TIME

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

working from home unlocked the ability to achieve my lifelong desire of eating pasta and other lunch type foods (fried rice, dumplings, soup) for breakfast and i do it frequently now and can’t recommend it enough

Brandy Jensen

@BrandyLJensen

3 years

you start off thinking “leftover pasta can be a convenient breakfast” and next thing you know you are fully cooking spaghetti at 10 am

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

i’ve waited my entire life for this!!! just the slightest kiss of hoagiemouth in a presidential speech

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

day 4 of a thurs-tues shore bender. the only way out is through

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

walking down the street today and a man with three teeth yelled "SEXY AS HELL" like 5 inches from my face so i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK BRO" back and startled the shit out of him. 10/10 would recommend

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

Alexa play It’s a Beautiful Day by U2

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

Biden campaign staff not as familiar with the Eagles schedule as they should be apparently

Jennifer Epstein

@jeneps

4 years

Biden to speak around 2 p.m. ET today in Philadelphia, campaign says.

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

what i would give

Pictures of Dives

@picturesofdives

4 years

Khyber Pass Pub - Philadelphia, PA

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

there is an identical issue on both plates

Mtashed

@MTashed

5 years

Left or right? Which is the proper way to cut a grilled cheese?

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

first tailgate of the season. broad st is foggy. mimosas and baileys coffees at @Moochai7 ’s for breakfast. dude yelled “white claw already??” at me when i walked out of my building at 9 am. yes sir. white claws already go berds

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

yeah, why are all you fake introverts at brunch? i’ll remember this when i see you guys tweet “cancelling plans is better than heroin” but you couldn’t stay away from Garage for 36 hours

jazmine duke

@jazminepduke

4 years

a generation that brags about canceling plans shouldn’t struggle this hard with social distancing

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alex yarde

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1 year

@kristencnagy drinkers old city sORRY 😵‍💫

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

my uber driver just told me his ex’s name is Alexandria and also that i smell good “like food” and also “bitches ain’t shit, n***as ain’t shit” and then, of course, “happy Valentine’s day”

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

SEPTA is incredible because they are constantly finding new and unique ways to fuck your day up. Never the same mishandled catastrophe. Never the same bungled schedule or demolished commute. It is my most exciting and challenging toxic relationship

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

remember when we thought 2016 sucked ass

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

Scott Walker

@ScottWalker

4 years

DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

there is nothing worse than the “sporpsball” people. shut up

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

yesterday was a movie🙏🏽 @djwillclarke

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

whoa 25% of the population of Delaware has coronavirus

FOX 29

@FOX29philly

4 years

Coronavirus cases in Delaware climbs to 39

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

I forgot about the postseason game day energy in the city. Dudes in elevator heading to stadium with bottles in hand at noon. Uber driver blasting Meek on my ride to brunch. Go Birds is the only acceptable greeting between strangers. All we got all we need baby

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

I daresay today’s unintentional Canadian tuxedo means I’ll be treating myself to a Labatt Blue or two after work

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

never again will i take for granted the live music in my life...i am going to every show that ever exists when we are free. catch me @ the jazz gig. beers (soda?) at the christian rock show. the opera? meet you down in front. i will get into djent

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alex yarde

@yardealex

6 years

thanks @LiquidDeathH2O for allowing the @dbmagazine staff to put down their beers for 15 minutes!

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

False. It is total anarchy in an airport when it comes to social norms - regarding anything, really, but especially regarding drinking. Crab fries and two 32-oz beers at an airport Chickies at 9 am? Don’t mind if I do

Channing Frye

@channingfrye

5 years

I assume People who can drink a beer at 6:38am in the airport have been through some seriously hard times in life.

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

the sips crowd are a resilient people but even they could not withstand the pandemic. let us pour a BL out for our fallen homies and i’m going to revisit some of my favorite twitter sips moments

Action News on 6abc

@6abc

4 years

The popular happy hour in Center City known as SIPS will not be returning this summer due to COVID-19. Details:

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alex yarde

@yardealex

6 years

Me: I’m going to run for President one day, I think Danielle: you are a degenerate. Who is going to vote for you? All you are going to do is lower the drinking age. Also, you’re tweeting this from a bar at 2:30 pm. No one is going to vote for you Keep your friends close kids

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

Fridays in quarantine: @kribenz & I have an early dinner together, then retire to our respective rooms - Sopranos for me; Xbox for him - and agree to meet in a common area approx 2.5 hours later, upon which we get to admire how much pregame damage the other one did on their own

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alex yarde

@yardealex

7 years

Sunday. @khemmisdoom @dbmagazine #metalandbeer #dBmbf

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

probably always invite the girl who grew up in queen village to your brunch party cause you’re gonna get boxes of isgro’s 9/10 times

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

the girls went out to the ballgame @kristencnagy

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

tonight I wore a black turtleneck and my shitty friends called me Steve Jobs literally all night. moral of the story don't try and be a free spirit

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

my boyfriend is away for the weekend so you know what that means baby 😉time to be bad 😈yup i’m doin it😏going to watch all of selling sunset completely uninterrupted

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alex yarde

@yardealex

11 months

same but i actually spent $4,500 on beer for just myself the past 2 weeks at CBP

Crossing Broad

@CrossingBroad

11 months

Last night a Phillies fan bought $4,500 worth of beer for the entire section. Greatest city in the world. (via ig/regiloosky89)

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

i bought my dad a fancy bottle of bulleit for his 50th birthday :) and then he celebrated by drinking the whole thing and tearing my boyfriend @kribenz ’s ACL

spooky kris?

@kribenz

4 years

Currently can’t walk. Amazingly, here is video evidence of the incident. You can literally hear my ACL tear lmaooo

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

y’all smell that ........that’s Outdoor Drinking Weather comin just around the corner

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

i’ve been riding all manners of septa routes, alone, since i was like 12? don’t own a car, never have. used septa to go to school/work nearly every day until a few weeks ago. i’m done man. it’s a horror show

Andy Pry Ortega

@Andypry

2 years

Septa truly has no interest or plan to bring the EL under any level of control , even hardened public transit riders are giving up

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

girl behind me in line at tailgate porta potty heard that there was no TP left so gave me half of hers ✨angels are right here on earth baby!!! birds by a million

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

always a fan of these daily diaries of fitness influencers and trainers. “mentally organizing my daily goals” so like...you had thoughts? about your day? when you woke up?

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

obsessed with this backpack situation

Nicki Jhabvala

@NickiJhabvala

3 years

Mark Davis on if he would like to see a written report from the WFT investigation: “Probably. Yeah, I think that there should be…”

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Wait holy shit did their whole clan just get briefed on climate change? Also incredibly impressed with the consistency of “💔”

Kendall

@KendallJenner

5 years

😫😫💔💔

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

is everyone trying to dunk on this casting talking about “representation” forgetting that this actually *is* representation for some of us? this is exactly what my parents look like and i would have never dreamed of seeing a family that looked like mine in Cheaper by the Dozen!

Disney+ News

@MoreDisneyPlus

4 years

Zach Braff will star alongside Gabrielle Union in #DisneyPlus ’ ‘CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN’ reboot. The story centers on a multiracial family managing their hectic home and family business. Kenya Barris wrote the script and Gail Lerner will direct. (Source: )

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

If you don’t know you ain’t Philly 🙅🏽‍♀️

Tierra Whack

@TierraWhack

5 years

I wish Home Depot was open, I’m starving !!!

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

folks!!!!!!!

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alex yarde

@yardealex

2 years

he’s right but don’t move here. it’s full

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

i'm not sure which 28 year old white dude needs to hear this but...............you absolutely do not have to start that podcast, and if you do, you most certainly do not need to email me about it

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

this makes me giddy. truly gleeful like a little child

matt

@mattxiv

3 years

dedicating my day to this queen who saw the senator who stripped her of her healthcare and ran him out of starbucks

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

didn’t realize everyone’s mom was the strongest woman in the world. thank you all for letting us know

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Mom Mom mailed me a check for 50 bones and a monogrammed rape whistle for Christmas. you can take the woman out of Kensington,

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

line for liquor store significantly longer than polling place. stay golden south philly

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

shot the henny straight couldn’t afford to cop the cherry coke

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

how is everyone in northern liberties absolutely shmacked right now it’s 6:30 pm on a thursday. honestly i respect and admire it

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alex yarde

@yardealex

7 years

Watching RelationShep and @ShepRose just described this girl as "incredibly entertaining but also... alarming" which was so accurate and I will 100% be using it going forward

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alex yarde

@yardealex

4 years

it’s still delaware ave tho

Danya Henninger

@phillydesign

4 years

So when is Philly renaming Columbus Boulevard?

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

I know it's only preseason, but just had a moment of absolute nirvana at the gym: I remembered there's Eagles football tonight, so I put on Dreams & Nightmares & fantasized about tailgates & sausage and peppers & cases of beer & sunday funday now nothing can bother me anymore

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alex yarde

@yardealex

3 years

not some broad eating a full hot lunch on the amtrak directly across the aisle from me

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alex yarde

@yardealex

5 years

Spent the night drinking Pilsners & jager at a heavy metal bar in Berlin then mainlined 3 cups of coffee this morning, forgetting that European coffee makes our coffee look like child’s play. That’s a fast track to a panic attack in the middle of a conference let me tell you!!!

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