Picture this: the year is 2003. The funniest joke is when Jessica Simpson said “is this chicken or is it fish” when she ate a can of chicken by the sea. The Iraq war started. Life is good
tony soprano used to bitch about working all day long when all hed be doing was sitting around chillin w his friends, eating sandwiches and reading the newspaper
He didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame Jon,he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the throne killed his mother. That scene was heartbreaking and perfect. He finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel.
#GameOfThrones
ok i’ve seen it all. the most insane twitter account is now the british woman who is accusing all of her friends and neighbors and coworkers of being trans and posting their pictures. the most batshit insane thing i’ve ever seen in my life. the people aren’t well!
i’m sorry. i do not understand people who say “i hate the nba but like college basketball” u love watching children brick shot after shot for like 5 mins?
me: i don’t post on ig or fb bc it’s sooooo unchic to post everything about your life on social media
also me but on twitter: who up shittin. where my real shitters at
i hate the “aluminum free” deodorant trend, i can hardly find deodorant w aluminum in it anymore, and it’s making everyone stink. give me the aluminum!!!!!
Dear Walt Disney World: as an adult fan who has no kids, I would pay lots of money to stay at a resort that is Adult Only 22 and over. No kids. A resort where a quiet pool is quiet. A bar that has choices. You don’t even have to theme it other than adult only.
season 1 of true detective: politically powerful louisiana family participates in ritualized sex murders and there’s a huge cover up at multiple levels
season 2 of true detective: a guy does a really bad business deal
The third coolest thing u can do is lift weights. Second coolest thing u can do is smoke a cigarette. The number one coolest thing u can do? That’s right, smoke a cigarette while lifting weights
that was one of my favorite parts of the show. the fact that he never really worked, ever, and would bitch about how hard he worked to put food on the table
if this was 2014 there would be a brand new parody twitter account called mahomes helmet with 5000 twitter followers within 1 hour… how far we’ve fallen
What I’ve wanted to do is sit down and make a repertoire of like 15 dinners in like an old school Rolodex that I can make whenever too bad I don’t have the time hardly
The latest report mentions a “disrespectful” film session, where Brett Brown accidentally spilled a can of beans on himself while reviewing film, and Jimmy Butler aggressively called him out in front of everyone
Ppl who make twitter threads like this think they fucking killed it but 90% of the time it just looks like they took a bunch of adderall and are talking gibberish
Okay you know what, I'm pissed about some stuff so that means it's time for another thread about fashion history. This one is for all my boyes suffering under toxic masculinity. Thread af.
it’s crazy cuz it used to be that even if u we’re the most hardcore fan of some music artist u could be like “yeah this album kinda sucked idk what they were thinking” but now u have to worship everything everyone does
i love seeing tiktok nurses warn about the dangers of drinking celsius bc people are going to the hospital for heart & kidney problems but they never mention that those people are drinking 42 of them a day
According to sixers sources, Jimmy Butler has been asking fellow teammates “Fellas is it gay to have a head coach?” And was also heard saying “you’re gonna let another MAN tell you what to do? Couldn’t be me!”
idk who in their early 20s needs to hear this, but something clicks for a lot of people around age 24-26 where you suddenly feel like a different person in an overwhelmingly positive way and you experience a sense of control you've never had
Breaking News: The FDA approved the first birth control pill to be sold without a prescription in the U.S., which could greatly expand contraception access.
when i say “we” when i’m talking about a professional sports team i do mean “we”. i’m out here grinding, watching tapes, practicing, doing drills too. u dont know me