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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@THES0NGOFLIFE @gangteaparty Friends kiss on the lips all the time me and my friends have sex too it is not gay its just bonding we are like the spartans its not gay its not gay its not gay
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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@woxyartist @CSPerfectShot Is denji deepthroating the chainsaw part of the head?
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DmitriPidarBlyat
3 months
@LaughingBrook @Rothmus TSA is just roleplaying security. You can probably take out 10 planes with the stuff that they currently let through
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1 year
@InternetH0F Imagine them cutting these
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@ReflectiveRuby2 @db_witch Imagine you wake up to excruciating pain with no arms or legs in a metal sarcophagus and you are now stuck in it and there is an earthquake going on outside
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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@FuckItsuper @feydemon @ANS_owEnjoyer He doesnt even like vanilla sex stuff so he is only %64 sexual
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1 year
@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @xLodada @zoomerbread @fritzraccoon This is the reason i only drink %99 isopropyl alc the %1 water thats perfectly sterile makes me pass out for 12 hours+ but at least there is no worms in my water
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2 years
@TheUltiFZER0Fan @JuniorPenName @NickAintHere @incelReplies I am ok with the gov letting us murder people who have been %100 confirmed pedos rapists etc to be hunted
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@xdxxdab
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2 years
@Shizart_Mtz @WannabeLoneroid @bambooney He waited 50 years before trying to find a woman thats entirely on him what the fuck are his reproductive years anyways did he get erectile dysfunction in his 25's
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@xdxxdab
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2 years
@Arrests @vladsaye @myunclesmemes I just put my cock and balls into liquid nitrogen to wake up im the morning
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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
11 months
@RealYouTubeKids You need to play a game you don't enjoy for 30+ hours in order to get 10 minutes worth of content. Imagine being an eSports guy being forced to play Valorant/CS2 non stop for months,no other games for more than 1 hour as it's against a contract or whatever
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@GHOSTlNG__ @FalKoopa_ Nah they added a fucking battle pass and took away the only good lootbox system in current gaming now heros wont be free and will be locked behind either 20 hours of gameplay or 5.99$ only buy now feed the system type of deals
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@buttplugzanon @jaubreyYT I would find it hilarious if he and tate had sex for 6 hours straight and afterwards they cuddled until tate had to go to work trafficking women while adin wore an apron and cleaned tates mansion and cooked him a block of coffee and raw bull testicles 😩
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@xdxxdab
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1 year
@CookSux @user84829272 Children will find a way to make themselves choke on anything. When i was a kid i breathed wrong and made myself turn purple and pass out i am now a fucking idiot because of it
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@xdxxdab
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12 days
@heyitscookie I only buy overwatch skins that show bare feet or belly button
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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
10 months
@CageNicol4s @cyberpunkshot It's retractable. Like he definitely has a huge Mr Stud implant but that would impede with merc work so it probably just retracts in order to let him freely move.
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@xdxxdab
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2 years
@MeetraRL @JaydisHIM To be fair that cucumber is stronger than zoro
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2 years
@kiltyourself @slaz_is_here @SIRArtwork His pubes have been marinating in the best sauces for years
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2 years
@dorkzilla765 @ShitpostGate Yeah i tried to fuck a dude once and my penis was repelled due to his penis my dick was stuck on a girl tho and we had to pry it off
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1 year
@moowsiie Oh your mom isnt the source of your anxiety attacks and on top of it if she sees you having one doesnt record you and make fun of you?
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DmitriPidarBlyat
11 months
@blasian_wannabe @RightWingCope Nah weak behavior you gotta pick her up like a cat every time y'alls gotta take a picture or you are a beta soymale or whatever the fuck incels call men with girlfriends
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2 years
@RavioliHogan @Waddleclaws @ShitpostGate So she is assaulting an officer need to shoot her 17 times more
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DmitriPidarBlyat
10 months
@VoreJoji @pedrot420 Nah if I was a boar and I got done in by a Weiner dog I wouldn't be able to face anyone in boar afterlife wtf is this
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DmitriPidarBlyat
1 year
@Beeeeeeeeeean_ @belet_seri @cainbisho Because a radioactive spider bit him. Its because there are multiple universes. It makes sense you are thinking too hard.
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@xdxxdab
DmitriPidarBlyat
10 months
@bruhgaming15 My grandma calls me a granddaughter. I'm 6'1" and have a long beard. But everyone else she calls them the right thing. I'm not trans wtf is going on
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DmitriPidarBlyat
27 days
@pennibriv Na dw Abt it they are still kids they will realize that their happiness is worth more than keeping skyman happy
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2 years
@ShitpostGate She also has no clothes how sad
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2 months
@oncloud_e @judgementshae Me and my bros jerked each other off once and the one that came first was the most homophobic one lmao
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@OhThatsABasebol @cokecolasg @wanderjegson @FazzOmega Honestly alvida and buggy %100 fucked she just wants to bang strong people and buggy is technically an emperor so she is probably doing her slip and slide fruit using her coochie juice i guess
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2 months
@feydemon True. I sometimes get so hard that I get lightheaded because that's how much blood is going to my shaboinger so my brain literally gets less blood
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10 months
@Kaizergei @kurrrto Did they just materialize food with their muscles wtf is going on in Baki
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DmitriPidarBlyat
11 months
@Euphemismic @beskonechnost10 @TheRightCant Oh no she is busy drinking 2 boxes of wine a day she makes the eldest child look after the other kids
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2 years
@Clar_in_daHouse @RespectfulMemes Skill issue. You need to have finished high school in your moms womb and then went to uni right away and graduate that when you are 2 years old thats the only way you can have enough experience in your 30's to find an entry level job
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2 years
@betzelel @MeetraRL @JaydisHIM Cucumber > Zoro i am an expert powerscaler if i say something you listen. If you throw a cucumber at zoro he shits his pants and runs away like them funi cat videos
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DmitriPidarBlyat
1 year
@xandiermeith @tragicbirdapp True i live under a bridge in my condo made out of 34 cardboard boxes my monkey pictures i bought for 17 million dollars is now worth 12$ but i am waiting for them to regain their value
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1 year
@g4mingaz @InternetH0F The cables are also expensive
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1 year
@CookSux @user84829272 Too dusty even more or a choking hazard you gotta get one of them tubes that go straight in your stomach
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1 year
@Plazmaic @scubaryan_ @Dexerto It sold for 1300$ because the gun had 4 extremely rare stickers on it lmao the pussy pattern maybe added 20 cents of overpay total
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2 years
@SuIkkyy @feydemon No this is being too normal that its weird
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@HidamariSneed @yatagaman You are supposed to chain them to your radiator
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2 years
@yisusisdead @CSPerfectShot Sigma male sitting positions or something
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2 years
@1TooLowkey @onepiecedaiIys Why the fuck would they do that?
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6 months
@FR37072429 @antoniquue @spicebae_ Nah. Women can't abuse anyone they also can't commit any crimes they are perfect creatures that never do any wrong. They can't even be compared to men they are a totally different species
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@leman_pie @NeuralStunner @SlappyCromwell @valvesoftware People pop random boners constantly imagine getting a boner in an unmovable indestructable suit that would be incredibly uncomfortable and probably hurt you giving it a bulge lets you get erect with no harm medieval armor also had dick bulges for this reason
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1 year
@Mrhippo58957232 @shanhorandraws @Starjeti Nintendoe is an indie company dont bully them please they have a team of 7 people
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@PenumbralVT @shylilytwitch If you write naked hot tub girls only they buff your ad revenue
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@keeepsitg @snackyyz @Dexerto Every time a transphobe says this they turn out to be pedos
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DmitriPidarBlyat
1 year
@balaclavablood @LocalBateman Also he broke all of his fingers, arms, legs and 3 ribs and cracked a spine section then shot himself in the back of the head 19 times then hung himself
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@websp1der_ @ItsAarti_ @VegetaBurner He was like 15 fighting piccolo but my man was tiny then 2 years later he grew an entire humans lenght
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6 months
@Raddy2112 @xiaocooki Why do black people have to turn a white character black? Do they have no imagination to create a character who is original?
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@No1_REVENANT @Pirat_Nation What if it was a really good repack?
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2 months
@graham025 @AAWerewolfinNJ @Babygravy9 Corporations buy them and rent them out
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2 years
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2 years
@TheTrigen @ohfive0505 At least %50 of tf2 community is gay furries the other %50 are furries and gay people
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@Bolverk15 Meredith my beloved. I wish you could romance the Dogtown Iconic weapon vendor he is sexy asf
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2 years
@TheFakeCassius @Thunder_2414 @ShitpostGate Why stop there handcuff her to a pipe in the basement and feed her cockroaches for a couple of weeks thats the normal response for stuff like this
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DmitriPidarBlyat
6 months
@w33dl0rd @willsgardevoir @Erl_SA Yeah because male autism is way more powerful compared to female autism. Chess players at that high of a level must have some sort of neurodivergency.
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1 year
@AngularEd @jewishstudent1 @davenewworld_2 Work naked if they aint giving you a raise?
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2 years
@Rehmanz15 @Pangea_Castle Because currenly like only 2 people are related or something
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2 months
@Roidrager85 @NoCapFights If this is in NY isn't assaulting trespassers a crime? You have to call the police and wait 50 minutes for them to show up while you are getting stabbed/shot
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2 months
@AccurateMemin @OWAnonymous_ His songs heal gunshot wounds. If he wanted to he could make a song that kills everyone that hears a single note of it
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1 year
@ARandom81799735 @hccupit Luffy being sexual makes me gag luffy would only have sex with zoro
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2 years
@TheCartoonn @notatalljus @gobIinjoong @squizxy Because everyone in the world is potentially a child molester/rapist in twitter people heads so they assume every sexual thing everyone says is aimed specifically aimed towards minors
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@serenityxzz @melloisonline Wait he is gay? I thought he was from the Philippines?
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2 years
@Kmad_3 @SappySappster Did they murder the VA's family on set to record this?
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2 years
@Abbysfallen @CSPerfectShot The cat carry thing is pretty cute ngl
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@TheWhiskyDaddy @ridethattiger @KILLTOPARTY @IAMCAM35 Yeah having sex with women is always gay. Twitter has thought me well I always fuck men now which is very straight
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7 months
@csaurageul @Surasia_ For cities skylines 2 this is absolutely game ready
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2 years
@MatijaMe @beast_reacts If robin and usopp dont go ham in elbaf im going to piss shit and possibly cum
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2 years
@KelvinA313 @Dexerto Yes he only allows child viewers to subscribe to this he will manually block every adult on his onlyfans
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11 months
@AznSlickSlaya @OrdinaryGamers You buy a house wherever you go vacationing? Bro is made out of money what the actual fuck
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2 years
@Gei4Mei @sate2801 @Luxuriass Pull harder until they lose the vacuum in them and pop off with a suction cup sound
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DmitriPidarBlyat
2 years
@BreeganDumb @fuckedupfoods Isnt the foodcube dry as fuck like everything in kenshi? This got way too much moisture to be kenshi food
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2 months
@shigerufkm @confusionkys This is like crying while shooting at enemies because you hate violence but you also only play fps games
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2 years
@3rkkldm @JustSheeve @internethos I have never seen a straight homophobic politician they always are in those 50 man gay orgies or they are on Epstein island resorts
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6 months
@just_lawson__ @DiscussAvatar Ah yes the 12 year old with less than 1 year of training struggles against a grizzled veteran assassin who has an extremely rare type of bending that they had never seen before. While Korra knew about all of these types of anemones due to white lotus teaching her for 10+ years
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9 months
@Spencer_Gray @saltysauerkraut Because women's arms are made for crafting sandwiches while throwing darts is one of the most testosterone filled sports you can do. Me and my buddies play with the dart of the winner every time we play 🤤
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@StormyStormy0 @swervo999sayles @likwam29 @TheSDPadresFan @9mm_smg Ok a random person comes up to you and starts shooting at you. Do you think A) they go to prison or B) they get fired from their job? If this was a civilian doing this they would go to prison for 10 years minimum
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11 months
@mr_kemy @LookAtMyMeat1 @Theashenuser DLSS and FSR has to be on at all times or you can't play the game?
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@jetinarround @EuphoriTori True just get hormone therapy if you turn into a girl you have millions
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@Lord_unicorn2 @Retro_Omega_ Also what the fuck does he think he can do? You cant even clear out some geckos i just decimated their entire species without getting hit once you are lucky im not allowed to crucify you
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2 years
@AzureSankishin @MecurialO @MunstaMasta Yeah baki verse you have to have sex so much that your dick and balls fall off and you are immune to nut kicks/punches
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2 years
@horchatatea @THES0NGOFLIFE @gangteaparty Yeah we are friends men cannot date or marry or anything its like the spartans bro they were the chaddest people
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1 year
@zipsnsfw Use this
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2 years
@OccisorKirito @Pangea_Castle Going by that zoro x mihawk 💀 ngl that is hot asf imagine zoro trying to kill mihawk but halfway during the fight their clothes are damaged so they both get turned on and fuck on the spot.
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@Snek_Snack @TheRealNeoThe God I need to watch this show why is she so hot
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1 year
@TakeThatBro @tragicbirdapp A shitty monkey picture or an abstract art piece? Tough call
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@ZenkaiRanger @JujutsuFandom Nauto was living in an apartment with an income while Luffy was living in a jungle filled with 30 foot long tigers and when he was in the slums he was fighting off men who were trying to murder them
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