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Blizzard HQ:

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Comparing people who kiss other men to people who would hang you for being even a slightly darker skin tone is insane

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This meme sums up one of the worst problems in American politics today.

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obsessed with this

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being nice literally gets you NOWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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this is how u look saying that shit

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"By buying this video game you support transphobic values." I say as the metal in my cellphone used to record this video was mined by child slave labor.

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i wish i was insane enough to make these kinds of tweets sometimes

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frisk from undertale: EEYIKES! how am i gonna get "Under" this "Tale" if these scary monsters take my soul!! the save point:

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"With this treasure, I summon… Hitler Pedophile!"

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me eating a can of minecraft suspicious stew pringles (mine was laced with wither roses)

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Pringles brings Minecraft into reality with limited-edition Pringles 'Suspicious Stew' flavor

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Me slowly watching unfunny band kids make people hate a genuine 10/10 game that was developed over the course of 5 years in real time

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fnf or black history month for loser weebs

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You can only pick one, the other is erased forever.

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He made the fucking game lmao

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Speed's life operates on cartoon logic cuz wtf is he even doing there

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IShowSpeed just met with the Prime Minister of Albania

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Bitches encountered the fucking galactic sperm

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Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this?

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Why they animated like Spider-Man getting some devious reptilian backshots?

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Sonic Adventure 2 Animated Cover Art

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Evil fucking wizard cat: MREEOOOOOOOOW⚡️⚡️‼️‼️⚡️⚡️

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I love Noelle deltarune

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This person was responsible for my dog dying 4 years ago btw

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Bro killing an animal to eat it is one thing but eating it while it’s still breathing is straight up fucking barbaric and psychotic.

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It’s also possible in China to get yin-yang fish: a fish whose body is deep fried while it’s head is protected. “Speed is the key — when you prepare the fish, you can’t hurt its internal organs, so when you serve it, it can stay alive for at least half an hour,”

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Team Fortress 2

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TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too. We see how large this issue has become and are working to improve things.

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Ralsei’s a minor stop being weirdos

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Deep sea creature: Dude I swear if Deep Space Creature tries to sell me insurance again I’m gonna scream. 🦐 Deep space creature: Geep zoot mip zorp 👽

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Jevil Deltarune ass tweet

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My body is in jail. But my mind is not in jail. Do you understand?

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You won’t believe what this corny ass reaction image is being used to reply to

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this guy first-tried Jevil btw

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jerma playing pizza tower is going to make me explode look at this fucking clip

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There’s a plethora of bad bitches in Pokémon and yet y’all choose the animals for some reason

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This comic was made in defense of a pedophilic ship between a six year old girl and a guy in his forty’s from a kid’s tv show btw

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liberals on wokemas eve when they leave out a plate of milk and pronouns before hearing joe biden cancelling his way down the chimney

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Totally not staged

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nobody: people with noelle deltarune:

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the person who made this video shot up a school, proceeded to bomb an orphanage, and went on to lead poison my city’s water system btw

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2017 was such an unfunny year

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K-On being associated with transphobic pedophiles gotta be the worst thing to ever happen to the show :/

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@SouljaBoymoder @KajaWyrweCiJaja Every time

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Bro became Pedobrine

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BREAKING: YouTuber Dream has become possessed by the CP devil ‼️👀

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nobody: people with jevil deltarune:

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Kids drawing huge badonkers is weird honestly idk why they hating on this

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Why is a 13 yo drawing shit like this to begin with

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I know this cuz it was revealed to me in a dream.

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Star★Gazaar

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what's a video that makes you laugh every time you think of it ? personally its this for me

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I fucking love these videos fr

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Why is he Sans

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Your teachers failed you Ralsei deltarune

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ralsei deltarune teaches math

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"Dude stop throwing the fucking game" XQC:

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has this guy actually ever spoken properly real talk

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Just 2 more years and I will get to slam my dick into Tasque Manager 🙏

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What did he mean by this?

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Tasque Manager Deltarune when I’m finished with her:

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@youtube_bad minecraft manchild moment

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the bait and switch memes with her were unfunny but damn i would deviously clap tf outta her

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It will forever haunt me

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me when i boot up RE4 Remake and Ashley isn’t a cute little mouse

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I find the original boykisser meme as annoying as the next guy but this is far from a normal reaction like you’re just corny as fuck dude

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It’s not “uncomfortable” you guys are just cowards. It’s canon that Red would rail Mettaton. Cry about it.

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Official Angry Birds Tiktok account comments on Zelda, Samus and more in uncomfortable 'Smash or Pass' video

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Pizza Tower gameplay be raw as fuck then have title cards like this

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How lolicons feel when they use groomers as a “gotcha” moment to justify their mental illness:

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Mark remains to be one of the only good early YouTubers

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I’ve never seen anyone normal use this image, let alone use it correctly.

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@GreenTextRepost Oh…

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Can we just go back to when everyone drew him with a gun that was waaaay cooler

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@Blehhh2Silly This is how I look when I see women with big titties tbh

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And they hated me for suggesting the idea of gatekeeping this game

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@moonystxrs SPIDER-MAN GETTING SOME DEVIOUS REPTILIAN BACKSHOTS

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these new vtubers be spawning in like minecraft mobs like who tf even are you ??????

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Shondo vs the twitter freaks goes HARD

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Okay so people are saying this comic was apparently made in defense for Sofia the First R34………

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I’ve never seen anyone normal use this image, let alone use it correctly.

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@ThatFance "have some more chicken, have some more pie. it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried."

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Child porn is illegal

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What’s a Deltarune/Undertale opinion that’ll have you like this

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Idc if fish can or cannot feel pain I’m not gonna look at you the same if I see you eating this shit 😭

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He put a dog in an incinerator in the first episode.

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End Wokeness

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@ioIetsgo What the fuck does that have to do with anything?? I’m autistic btw

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Can she sit on my balls oiled up and butt booty naked that’d be awesome sauce

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@0Zipp0 @Strongshelled

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@Neo_sholi Yeah but how you gonna eat one end that’s deep fried while knowing the other end is just barely alive on the same plate you’re eating on 😭

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Artists who can draw women all curvy but refuse to draw men the same way and just draw them completely flat like c'mon i wanna see some cake on my men as well 😢😢

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so.... what are yalls artist icks

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Why can’t more anime girls just eat food like normal this shit is just weird

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Child porn is bad

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Lo ping when he realizes he can’t just send unsolicited bowser cock pics to minors:

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I hate this stupid fucker we should all crush him with a comically-sized hammer until he’s as thin as a pancake

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New Top post on furry_irl Furry_irl by ogurets_ogurets Link to post:

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@Yuri_The_Wolf1 blehhhhh nuh uh

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Skipper would beat your ass don’t act like he wouldn’t

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This app is run by a fucking hamster on a wheel

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Twitter updated its website logo to Doge

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THE FACT THAT SANS WON THE POLL BY 0.1% IS WHATS KILLING ME SINCE HIS STATS LITERALLY STATE HE CAN ONLY DEAL 1 DAMAGE SO THE POLL RESULTS ARE COMPLETELY IN CHARACTER LMAOOOO