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@xcrtixi
3 months
@Liv_Agar forget about finding funny replies on any big account’s tweets unless you want to spend five minutes scrolling
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@xcrtixi
1 month
I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again
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Weirdest one was frankmoofia somehow having sources that an Adele album and Kanye album were releasing in 2021 😭😭
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@xcrtixi
6 months
@wowthatshiphop she was trying to sing along in the video😭
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@mahfxz_ bro was petrified
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@xcrtixi
3 months
Hojlund seeing the leaky roof
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@JunhoPatrice rarely see the best goal scorers not near the top of these lists
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@xcrtixi
4 months
@wowthatshiphop atleast the ‘leaked’ one was fake
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@xcrtixi
7 months
@LickshotLippy who watches this shite
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@borgixprxdeli we could get relegated but the entertainment would be off the scale
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@CJJJJJAY @wowthatshiphop drake searching for footage of a 16 year old?
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11 months
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2 months
@camcarver1 @rjb_1998 you’re choosing to go to university in london rather than a uni in scotland
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@xcrtixi
1 year
what in the world was the point of renewing ceballos
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Real Madrid’s midfield. 🔥
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@316simsim certain hairless spaniard is to blame
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11 months
@Bk8iP3 we should know by now that he is disabled
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@xcrtixi
1 year
sksksk the way he folded, that’s what second generation nepotism never had to work hard for an opportunity vs uber eats depths of francais abandoned by the manager frustrated sexuality toughness is
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@xcrtixi
10 months
@mariEscobarPME havertz 90+2
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@wowthatshiphop frank trying to headline coach ella
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@Sxne19iv2 don’t bother talking about madrid brother, stick to tuchel/city
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@xcrtixi
4 months
@Bk8iP3 sackable offence if they don’t win this game, their team is so much better than southampton
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@xcrtixi
7 months
@iamcobbina not funny. stick to posting bunda
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@idoxvi grealish vs ‘carvajal’
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1 year
@noknowli most city fans are from another reality i’m convinced
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1 year
@MadridXtra @relevo i speak for everyone when i say we want to see this footage
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@idoxvi using the ai generated card whenever an argument isn’t going my way
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@BarackOsamaJr animal abuse is an actual problem
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@iamcobbina @qwerty2211110 unc’s ‘retirement’
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@mariEscobarPAWG 😭😭😭he kills me man need to edit that over tragedies
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@Nabyllionaire jota scoring the winner vs southampton to get us top 4 just to rip his shirt off and advertise EA FC 24
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@NepentheZ another awfully thought up objective from ea!
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@xcrtixi
4 months
@DonkTrading show fc24 ($100 game) 6 months after full release where the menus don’t work without crashing for more than 5 minutes at a time
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1 month
@incogzon @idoxvi you are very intelligent
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1 month
@idoxvi not until mbapox leaves
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@xcrtixi
6 months
@Gideoomatic still counts as a draw
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@xcrtixi
7 months
@Bd_irB_ll TNT hire a pundit with either tactical knowledge or a personality challenge (impossible)
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@xcrtixi
1 year
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@idoxvi replies calling you a disgrace for being angry at another idiotic decision by the club
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@Ifcj__ unbelievably racist
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1 month
@rjb_1998 he didn’t make the pun tbf that moronic reporter did
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@nonewthing you’re just a guy with a phone and opinions bro
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@xcrtixi
7 years
@brfootball The fact you worked this out is pretty sad.
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11 months
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1 year
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@47thLuna @nfr_podcast the expectations that it’d be streamed (as was advertised), and maybe that he’d sing his songs? and not be over an hour late?
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@xcrtixi
1 year
this is really really embarrassing. hurts me physically to know people as uncreative and untalented as this can create money for themselves in this way (stealing others creativity). strange how social media works.
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I RANKED the 20 Premier League Managers as WOMEN… Find out the Top 10 on the TikTok below ⬇️
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@xcrtixi
2 years
@idoxvi only time the worlds eyes are on them and he does that
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@xcrtixi
11 months
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@xcrtixi
10 months
@iamcobbina you’ve been very horny today
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@Ifcj__ he’s the real world equivalent of searching for low release clauses for FM on youtube
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@mariEscobarPAWG against “” is correct. this should never be attempted.
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1 year
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11 months
@SeanDOlfc still never got punished for this
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@xcrtixi
3 months
jude and mbappe tryna out lil bro each other
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he gels so well already this was the guy they swore would cause problems 😭
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@xcrtixi
6 months
@theneedledrop just needs very creative use of sampling to make his points
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@SeanDOlfc postecoglu and klopp
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@Nabyllionaire no mate they just spawned the video from AI
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@WrestleOps announcing the death of vince
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@xcrtixi
9 months
@iamcobbina cobbina xmas meal pics will be the best gift of the year
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@xcrtixi
4 months
@mundodigitalfr @Rome_Streetz clearly copying it don’t act ignorant
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@316simsim the story hasn’t been verified or backed up anywhere either
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@Sxne19iv2 assisted the winner
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@xcrtixi
2 years
@Sxne19iv2 messi and ronaldo stans are the two most hideous twins in existence
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@xcrtixi
4 months
@LickshotLippy @AstridWett interesting switch up
@LickshotLippy
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I can’t lie @AstridWett must be stopped 😡 But what do you think of these new football mascot only fans girls - @LetMeLandShow x @waynelineker OUT 6PM THIS EVENING
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@xcrtixi
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@Sxne19iv2 everton
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@Ifcj__ @Corballyred 1.) Are you FSG out? 2.) why not? 3.) did you see my tweet about nunez? 4.) did you see my other tweet about nunez? 5.) did you see my tweet where i did keepy ups with a tennis ball? 6.) did you know i was only 3% body fat as a lad?
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@Sxne19iv2 3 UCLs in a row most in history and most league titles in history. in response to lack of league titles
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1 year
@chiddyafc dortmund when anyone outside regular watchers is tuned in is scary
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@iamcobbina i just know the moaning stream was flying through your head
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5 months
@mahfxz_ we need to hire slot purely for the hank material
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@xcrtixi
10 months
@Bk8iP3 as much as i hate rio (famously cheated on his wife when she was dying of cancer) he made a good point that salah probably wouldn’t waste his time with him if he didn’t see something special
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@disgame23 does have a racist (adrian)
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@xcrtixi
1 year
really and truly depresses me that this is a common ‘discourse’ nowadays.. people i work with genuinely consume this type of content and bring these completely inane conversations into work. it really is not normal and i don’t know when it started to be accepted
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Sneako a legend for this 😭
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@316simsim dembele is mainly rated cos so many players rate him very highly, common pick in ‘hardest opponent’ ‘best in training/teammate’ type stuff
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@xcrtixi
1 year
that’s something deeper than a simple p0rn addiction man what’s wrong with you
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@Fuji720x saying that like the game isn’t a broken mess already
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@xcrtixi
6 months
@tinscognito__ i see he avoided somalia and the majority of the sahara? not a real africa run
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@wowthatshiphop they’d think you’re talking about him
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1 year
@Ifcj__ depends if they back him, they never backed dyche the whole time he was in the prem
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2 years
@f3devalverde @idoxvi perez’ fault for not signing a rb
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@xcrtixi
3 months
@rxckydusa @SuperCardButti shouldn’t even be doing that, enjoy your weekend
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@xcrtixi
2 years
@mariEscobarPAWG Sunday, the seventh day of the week, what a beautiful day that is
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@xcrtixi
2 years
@Sxne19iv2 they are equally as bad brother.. both dedicate hours every day to the same decade long arguments that nobody outside their circlejerk cares about
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@Whelangreatest @Bk8iP3 he’s ancelotti in the image.. not laughing showing respect🫡
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1 year
@azzar_enjoyer @SJftbI apparently he said he won’t go anywhere else in prem
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3 months
@Sxne19iv2 majority of the blame needs to be put on martinez and the people who put him in charge
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@xcrtixi
11 months
@ftbl419 tried to search ‘vigneshw’ and there’s just indians
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1 year
@316simsim liverpool won’t play an amateur team this season
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@xcrtixi
5 months
@wowthatshiphop look at the date of the email. i worry for your critical thinking skills if you believe this
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5 months
@iamcobbina you’re gonna be doing chest press while listening to this
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@wowthatshiphop been a while since i’ve seen one of these dead promo tweets
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@xcrtixi
10 months
@LickshotLippy no surprise when he’s hanging with a rape apologist
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@xcrtixi
1 year
@avisualgame henry just runs straight past him. awb overrated defender (he is good) and horrific enough in possession that henry could pass the ball to him then just steal it straight back off him
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@nfr_podcast frank falling off
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