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2 years

Oh that translation isn’t good

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2 years

Servus, Sadio! 🔴⚪️ #ServusMan é #MiaSanMia

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Russia at least had shame and had their players juiced up the eyeballs in PEDs, Qatar playing like Chelsea

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Harry Potter and

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No way Souness is talking about Zouma’s cat like they’ve accused it of an innocuous foul

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5 months

They’ve removed all filters and put distance over 1000km

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5 months

Vincent Kompany fits the profile Bayern is searching for ✅

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2 months

Probably Paqueta

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Which absolute sicko had Paqueta card and goal on then?

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2 years

“He says siu, they said sue. Goodnight.”

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2 years

Manchester United ready to sue Cristiano Ronaldo for breach of contract.

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Someone has very ambitiously put a teams meeting for Monday at 09:30

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2 years

Everyone getting boohoo deals after this but Danica has a executive role at KPMG waiting after this

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3 years

“Jack, do you know why Chelsea play so good?”

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2 years

Ancelotti’s “the market will solve itself” ball needs to be studied at the highest level at uni

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1 year

🚨Mauricio Pochettino on Chelsea’s business: “For me, I will not ask the owners if we have the money. I think we have. But maybe they don’t know. Maybe Jurgen [Klopp] knows. He seems to know our business. More than me!” #CFC

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Easy group. Tough knockouts. But we’re England.

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He’s effectively given Chelsea fans on here the nuclear codes

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

3 months

Bukayo Saka at left-back ↩️ Cole Palmer at right-wing ⚡️ Could this be the solution to England's attacking problems? 🤔

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Havertz is 22 he can still do his masters

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Early series Family Guy is too funny

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Excel Bully

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One of the best Gary Neville oooooooaaaahhh’s in years

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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"CITY ARE OUT OF JAIL!" 🤯 John Stones gets Manchester City's equaliser with mere seconds left to play! 💥

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Crying they know Lukaku is playing against us

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2 years

Not even Cristiano’s biggest hater could write his script for 2022. Quite literally everything that would be a catastrophe has happened, and then some

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3 years

He does now.

The Sun Football ⚽

@TheSunFootball

3 years

Kevin De Bruyne says he doesn’t even remember Chelsea winning Champions League | @SunMartinB

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Arsenal level on points with City, the student is becoming the master

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2 years

This looks like an Athletic thumbnail of The Queen being sacked after a run of 12 games without a win

AFP Photo

@AFPphoto

2 years

#AFP Queen Elizabeth II has died aged 96

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The Prem waiting for Leicester so they can deduct them points

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“I think Switzerland will really struggle against Weimar Republic this evening”

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5 months

The New Labour years are back baby

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3 years

Tell me it’s summer without telling me it’s summer

Times Sport

@TimesSport

3 years

Updated: Wilfried Zaha has told Crystal Palace that he wants to leave the club and ideally the winger wants a transfer delivered before the squad returns for pre-season training next month ✍️ @garyjacob

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3 years

How PL managers would do on The Chase, a short thread:

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4 months

Apart from paying the release clause

Transfer Sector

@TransferSector

4 months

𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙀𝙍 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎: Borussia Dortmund will do everything to sign Ian Maatsen permanently. [ @Plettigoal ]

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Tuchel’s commitment to the Chelsea tracksuit is unreal

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“De Gea, De Sabled” in Martin Tyler’s voice

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3 years

Pep telling Swindon we all have 24 hours in a day

Manchester City

@ManCity

3 years

Your City XI to face Swindon! 🔥 XI | Steffen, Walker, Dias, Ake, Cancelo, Rodrigo, Gundogan (C), De Bruyne, Palmer, Bernardo, Jesus SUBS| Carson, Slicker, Laporte, Kayky, Bobb, Egan-Riley, Mbete, McAtee, Lavia #ManCity | @HaysTechnology

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Green and gold unless United are in good form

Daily Star Sport

@DailyStar_Sport

3 years

EXCLUSIVE: #MUFC fear another huge fan protest vs #LFC with police on red alert ✍️ @CrossyDailyStar

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Sean Millis’ career

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Peter Drury: “Goal for Ecuador, goal for all nations, all people, all faiths, all sexuality and all classes”

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6 months

“And so, Leverkusen win the league by a country mile. Maybe it is a Pharma’s League after all. Goodnight.”

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1 year

🚨Mauricio Pochettino asked on Chelsea’s rivalry with Brighton: ”No, it is not this. We cannot consider rivals like this. Chelsea have won lots of trophies, and our rivals are the top teams. They [Brighton] not there yet. They are competitors, not rivals. This what I feel.” #CFC

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He looks like the owner of a failing wine bar

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

3 months

"The aim this year for us is to be competing at the right end of the table and trying to take this football club into the Premier League! 📈 Scott Parker is raring to go at Burnley! 🟣

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1 year

“And after all that, the verdict? Not Gylfi. Goodnight.”

Mail Sport

@MailSport

1 year

BREAKING: Former Everton footballer arrested on suspicion of child sex offences is CLEARED and will face no further action, police confirm

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Writing “have a lovely weekend” on my emails at 9:30 to make sure no one bothers me for the rest of the day

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2 years

Wish I could snort this

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Won’t happen but one day would be funny if a player turned round and booted the ball right in his face

Football Daily

@footballdaily

2 years

Jurgen Klopp observes Everton's warm up ahead of the Merseyside derby 👀

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Lampard ‘haha but no seriously’ memes for 9 weeks

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Chelsea when 10th place is at risk

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Jesse Marsch beating Tucheliban

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1 year

The project presentation:

Pys

@CFCPys

1 year

🚨 Chelsea are really tempting Caicedo with their project. ( @FabrizioRomano ) 🔵🇪🇨

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The funniest every promo image to exist

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@DanTHFC1

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that mnf during the super league shit was so funny, swear it was 4 hours of gnev and carra and the whole country was tuned in

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Loving all the Chelsea players atm, me when we sell Emerson

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3 years

Why Chelsea play so good?

Manchester City

@ManCity

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13 of Pep's most memorable quotes 💬 Which one is your favourite? 🤔 🔷 #ManCity |

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“Her Majesty The Queen passed away peacefully at Balmoral, and there was also a royal upset at Craven Cottage when Chelsea made the short trip to Fulham…”

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3 years

The look of a man ready to inflict a 3-5-2, 0.31 xG on the footballing world at Wembley Stadium

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1 year

Not until we lose 7-0 in a game of association football

Marcel

@UTDMarcel

1 year

Can we all agree Chelsea are out of the big 6 clubs in the premier league?

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Remember when he done this to Zaha and Zaha threw a full on strop on his IG story sldkdjdkdkd

Chessy Hour® ☆☆

@ChessyHour

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This is the new way for footballers to be cheeky

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Laughing at the thought of him rocking up in that t shirt to transfer negotiations

yohaniss Dorey gobler

@Morgan68533726

2 years

Todd yesterday wearing a "imagine not being Chelsea" shirt

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1 year

Something certainly is criminal

KALYJAY

@gyaigyimii

1 year

Thomas Partey not making it to The Premier League Team of the Season nominees is a crime against football

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Every time they do this, I always think about this

Manchester City

@ManCity

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SENSATIONAL!! 🩵 4-1 👒 #ManCity | @citcmancity

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Me saying “thanks all” with the camera off at the end of the Teams meeting

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9 months

Surely the worst PL season ever. Can anyone beat it on their save?

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3 years

Laughing at the thought of Mourinho being in charge of Chelsea at this moment in time. Without doubt he would’ve caused a diplomatic incident and said something so derogatory about the government that our license would’ve been suspended and we would’ve ended up bust

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Matt Law

@Matt_Law_DT

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Pochettino was wined and dined by Todd Boehly ahead of the Chelsea win that clinched European qualification. But he must wait to find out whether or not it was the last supper #cfc

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That’s the level of input I want my owners to have

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Abramovich would just send Carlo question marks whenever we didn’t win 😂😂😂😂this ownership want the manager to speak their truth and all other woke nonsense

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How I feel when I put “at this moment in time” in an email

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2 years

Lampard should have a statue for this alone

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

2 years

🚨 EXCL: Anthony Gordon has told Everton + Frank Lampard he wants to join Chelsea. 21yo keen to play CL & boost WC chances. #EFC made aware #CFC ready to pay £50m+10m but nothing agreed; still want to keep him & need a replacement if he goes @TheAthleticUK

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European Super League? It’s that time again.

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“Made to measure, Cole my son”

TheSecretScout

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Cole Palmer entering the PFA awards Could he win both PFA player of the year and young player of the year tonight?

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And a partridge in a pear tree

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@CasaDupre

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5 disallowed goals, 2 red cards, a pen and 9 offsides

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Golovin was putting up Usain Bolt numbers over 100m in the 120th minute of games sldkdjdjd funniest tournament run OAT

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People are just going to forget he’s had his place taken by Jason fucking Steele

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2 years

Klopp without the FA and VAR

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Mount wants 300,000 a week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tuchel just cracked a joke about “as long as we have enough shirts and the bus we’ll be okay” in post match interview on 5 live

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2 years

3 fa cup final losses in a row

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The real football watchers will remember Ivory Coast v Japan in 2014 on ITV at 2am.

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We deserved the three points purely on the touchline fit

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3 years

“With Mason, England can certainly Mount a challenge for the Euros [laughs] but no seriously he’s a fantastic player and we have a great chance.”

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5 months

The stats get even better to look at each year. Happy May 19th

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2 years

Graham Potter and the Prisoner of Tucheliban

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This Mount blinic

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3 years

They’ve forgotten what more than 1 match a week looks like

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@TikiTakaConnor

3 years

The Liverpool fixture has now been rescheduled for March 16th at 8.15pm which means Arsenal will play three Premier League games in six days. It makes it even harder given the Villa match is an early kick-off making recovery time even smaller.

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“I guess my hands were tied [laughs] but no seriously the Crown Prince is a terrific owner and I’m delighted to choose Newcastle as my next club.”

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Chelsea went from 10th to 11th on a run of Southampton, Tottenham, Leeds, Everton and Aston Villa

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Jurgen Klopp - Banters the Chaser before it’s his turn - Modest cash builder of £4,000 - Middle offer, keeps it simple - Ends up pissing himself laughing with Bradley Walsh over a Fanny Chmelar style question - Punches the air at every pushback at the Final Chase

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The last two times a Chelsea player won YPOTY, Chelsea went on to win the Premier League title the following season

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Respect man, respect!

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He’s actually relegated Leeds

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2 years

Take me back.

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Takes the minus offer of -£3,000 as “it’s a team effort eh!” - “Well we’re gonna need some pushbacks” as the team manages just 9 steps in the final chase - Always smiling, even after being caught

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Pochettino on Anthony Taylor: “Maybe is different for referees, but if I manage in the second division I am maybe not lucky enough to come back to the top division. Ever again.” #CFC

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Todd Boehly going to Shakhtar while we’re in our worst form in 26 years

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3 years

One title in 30 years and they’re talking like this

The Anfield Talk

@TheAnfieldTalk

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Chelsea 21/22

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Pep Guardiola: - Eases through the cashbuilder - Middle offer, no questions wrong - Tells the team to take the higher offer as they they are “so so good” - Overthinks the final chase and is caught with 42 seconds remaining, no pushbacks executed

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Lukaku heard Boehly’s accent and knew there’s no more time for fooling

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Severely dislikable player

Football Daily

@footballdaily

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🗣 “It’s going to be good fun.” Aaron Ramsdale on the north London derby. 💪

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All the greats we’ve seen growing up are all starting to retire, feel a chapter of our own lives are coming to a close and I don’t like that feeling at all

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I’m crying Di Matteo lost none of those four games 😭😭