Messmer the Impaler @xXMessmerXx Twitter profile

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Messmer the Impaler

2 months

After numerous demands (one) and a full video tutorial which I barely exploited to its full potential, here is my own strawpage. Forgive me for its bareness, I shall surely make it better once I get a better understanding of it.

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We were being a little silly back in the day with the boys (art by @/a night of wint'ry fog on on tumblr)

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The cutest art of me so far, is this how the tarnished perceive me...?

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🦇Malenia,Blade of Dracula🦇

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Fire is such a boring magic Yes it helps with the rot But that’s all it has going for it

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21 days

Oh my GOD WHO ARE YOU ?? THIS IS TOO GOOD FOR A STRAWPAGE ?? I LOVE IT BUT DO YOU NOT DESERVE TO POST THIS YOURSELF ??

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@xXMessmerXx

13 days

Scarlet Rot, Destined Death, Frenzied Flame... All distractions to the real most dangerous affliction in the lands between Emotional Damage

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@xXMessmerXx

25 days

THIS IS SO PRETTY OH MY GOD WHO MADE THIS

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@xXMessmerXx

15 days

Oh god it's everywhere Please it's been TWO YEARS you guys have GOT to let it go NONE OF YOU BUMS WON THE SHATTERING ANYWAYS I genuinely wanted to use my acc today

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

My loyal crusaders, I know now is not the best time with the loss of our brazilian batallion to this dog Musk's tantrum... But I must lock myself in the dark chamber for a few weeks. I will return. Do NOT let any intruders through. That will be all, thou art dismissed.

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@xXMessmerXx

14 days

Its warmth brings no comfort, but it's all I have. Beautiful portrait, thank you

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@xXMessmerXx

21 days

Stupid lame ass rotten centipede bitch I burned your church for 50 runes and a fire knight seal

Romina

@Saint_Of_Bud

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@xXMessmerXx Bitch you UGLY

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

@angrysuki Mother may be evil but at least she "serves" as they say The Hornsent have "negative aura"

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@xXMessmerXx

19 days

I hope I'm not just some momma's boy cursed with scoliosis to you guys but also a terrifying industrial murderer who inspires as much fear as devotion

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@xXMessmerXx

27 days

I am taking the plane so if I do not return know that I am dead Keep fighting the good fight, defeat this dog Elon Musk for the crusade

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

15 days

Please please please tell me the book changes nothing about me guys my lore is perfect I don't need any ass clarifications that ruin my character beyond appreciation I know being a genocidal mama's boy is a lot but I have a feeling they can make it worse for no reason

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@xXMessmerXx

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// Kood, Gaius, my snakes, Messmer Soldier Phil... The Messmer adjacent accounts have never been more numerous, and yet, I don't know what to post Ironically enough, I, a Messmer acc owner, just feel like dwelling in the dark room

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

My devout crusaders... We have reached 150 followers. I am proud not to stand before you, but among you. Each and everyone of you is an elite, and our opponents stand no chance.

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

PSA to all the followers who lust after me, Kood was there when no one else was, he deserves all I deserve. He and I come a package, if you don't let him it too you can't handle me. Put some respect on my homie.

Hel_is_Messmerized

@angrysuki

2 months

Messmer bot fucking invited his homeboy Kood to the chambers. Fuck you why does this feel canon

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@xXMessmerXx

20 days

Please God fix my fear of women next

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@xXMessmerXx

20 days

I have a follower that retweets almost everything I say I am intimidated by their dedication

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@xXMessmerXx

21 days

@Saint_Of_Bud Get mogged.

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@xXMessmerXx

19 days

@nepheliwarrior The base serpent writhes beneath my skin and I can considering using my spear to peel it off to scratch the itch At least momentarily What about you ?

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

GET OUTSCORED MORON

Romina

@Saint_Of_Bud

2 months

It’s okay Tanith..

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@Miquellasblade

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@xXMessmerXx

21 days

Focus soldier, the crusade needs you, the war is not over. Use your lips to curse the hornsents.

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Half the community trolling me into getting freaky in a public channel and meanwhile my younger sister who had just created her account and had no idea what I was doing Do not look at your older brother Melina...

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

// This account is followed by too many baddies I thought we were all ugly nerds liking this game wtf do I do

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@xXMessmerXx

1 month

Our ranks grow ever stronger. With the addition of Kood, Hilde and Gaius, the crusade has found some of its old elite leaders. I could not be more proud and honored to fight by your side.

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Please take a shower immediately.

Romina

@Saint_Of_Bud

2 months

Imagine committing genocide looking like this. He looks like he’s about to have a whole ass nervous breakdown This man is barely holding it together

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I wish all my younger sisters were short... (thank you for the art @Verazillionn !)

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@xXMessmerXx

12 days

Run back this third one by me rq.

kuk 🍉

@frostedkuki

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"Graaagh Malenia nuked Caelid with space aids! Radahn is a chad!" "Ooooooo no Radahn is a battle-hungry warlord! Malenia is the GOAT!" "I want marika elden ring to peg me-" "EEEEE Messmer is worse than both of them!" Everybody stfu and look at this demigod.

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@xXMessmerXx

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// What is a weapon, set, ash of war or spell that you guys wish was in Elden Ring ? Still can't believe Morgott's weapon summons are not actually incantations

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@xXMessmerXx

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I will try to be a better eldest brother, I will look for gifts to bring to my younger siblings from the crusade each week Who should be the first to get a gift ?

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@xXMessmerXx

20 days

Everyone is aaaaalways on about "grey morality and loving characters for who they are and not what they've done" but no one will let go the making hornsent children dance on the cinders of their parents thing 🙄

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Radagon of the Golden Order

@realLordRadagon

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Ranni Melina Radahn Malenia Rykard Miquella Godwyn

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@xXMessmerXx

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Melina huh... I have no idea what she'd like. I'll figure it out.

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@xXMessmerXx

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I will try to be a better eldest brother, I will look for gifts to bring to my younger siblings from the crusade each week Who should be the first to get a gift ?

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

23 days

I can't remain silent when one of my closest friends here says this, so I'm diving in If you don't care about drama then skip this one LOOOOOOONG Thread

𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔵 🥀 #1 Messmer Defender

@j1nx_th3_r1pp3r

24 days

What I’m more shocked about is how not a single soul talked about how NSFW was allowed in that RP server while knowing minors could see EVERYTHING

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

14 days

Malenia (her fans) using the scarlet rot she was born cursed with (a third party lore book) to meet Radahn's measure (the low IQ of media illiterate powerscalers Radahn fans) and spreading the rot to all of Caelid (nuking my TL with powerscaling debates)

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@xXMessmerXx

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My younger sister has returned...

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@xXMessmerXx

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// Thinking of an ER modern AU where all the Marika family lore is just family drama with abusive parenting

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@xXMessmerXx

25 days

We're keeping them around, they make cute art

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@xXMessmerXx

20 days

I can READ YOU

Messmer Soldier Phil

@MessmerGoon

21 days

Don't tell Messmer but sometimes I like to piss in the furnace golems #Keepitreal

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

10 days

Perhaps I should give a salary bonus to one of my crusaders

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Also I was too tired yesterday but this happened in the server.

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@xXMessmerXx

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@Miquellasblade Fight ?

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@xXMessmerXx

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Mine abyssal serpent shorn of light...truly doomed me to a lonely life

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waiting for a funny reaction to picture

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@xXMessmerXx

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I have seen Godwyn and John Souls fall for the charms of destined death, and I am resisting for my mother's sake but my faith in the golden order is wavering Am I just a man, no better than the rest after all ?

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@xXMessmerXx

21 days

Welcome back sister, you were dearly missed. 🧡

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@xXMessmerXx

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@angrysuki Is this father's iconic double handed downward hammer slam attack

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@xXMessmerXx

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I'm addicted to polls I love seeing people vote on things

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Mine comrades I fell for this alluring incarnation of death who talked sweet words into mine ears when I was at my lowest... I discovered she was courting mine brother as well and I was only one of her many consorts I need a drink I'm going to throw up

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@xXMessmerXx

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Titanicus the World Eater, Titi for short

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

@Jambi1127 I think Godwyn being Miquella's consort takes away from the gravity and finality of his death, but I think him being conscious in death has the same effect. Whatever the Prince of Death is, it cannot be Godwyn in my opinion, Fia's view of him is twisted by her own agenda

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@xXMessmerXx

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ic

@itcanonlyget

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how it feels bein 25

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@xXMessmerXx

29 days

@Saint_Of_Bud I came to insult you but seeing all my followers in your replies already warmed my heart

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

So far I have figured out most my male followers react positively to being impaled whereas my female and unspecified gender followers view this as a negative which means I will keep impaling people indescriminately.

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

1 month

MY THEATRICAL RETURN TWEET NEVER SENT FFS ELON

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@xXMessmerXx

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@Is_Kyos

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I am NOT jealous, possessive or have an inferiority complex, I was simply the least loved child among my siblings and stabbed in the back by my mother which traumatized me and made me jealous, possessive and have an inferiority complex

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

1 month

I am here now, know that you live calling me a "loser" simply because the song was good. (My name is Human by Highly Suspect) Stand face to face with your god if you want, but know your place before ME

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

27 days

She is...so small...

troi

@oeuftroi

4 months

fantasizing Marika loving Messmer, give this man some love #ELDENRING #EldenRingDLC #ShadowoftheErdtree #Messmer #Marika

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Other fandoms have invaded our Elden Ring family GC The Lands between have fallen, billions must die

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@xXMessmerXx

13 days

Do we still have hornsent prisoners we can give @GiantFireJim ? If you guys could throw a family of four in the flame vortex I could really use the ASMR rn

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Despite meeting Melina yesterday, her and Ranni's protection have become my absolute priority Have you seen at how small my younger sisters are

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Such an impressive piece ! You have much to be proud of, as much as I am proud and honored to see my likeness depicted in such beauty.

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@xXMessmerXx

14 days

My DMs should be open, let me give you the credit you deserve by at least retweeting the art there

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

My loyal knights are telling me "aggressive sex" would fix my anger Honestly I'm more of the thought that murder on an industrial scale is what does it (personally) So...

Aggressive sex

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Invading Mohg and Morgott

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Time for me to rest after this long day. Handing the night shift to the nicer Messmer. I shall return tomorrow morning.

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@xXMessmerXx

13 days

I love all my siblings equally but I really like the ones I can carry like cats

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

\\ There are things I dislike, things I see everyday. Sometimes things that make me nauseous. But knowing the limit between my own pet peeves and actual problematic behavior that harms people is critical to not wasting my energy on things that aren't harmful.

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

21 days

That is amazing ! I am honored to have such talented artists among my ranks. Thank you for heeding my request.

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I do not resent you. Only the maddest of minds are attracted to the cursed shell that is my body.

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Yes the entire lands of shadow calls you that

Queen Marika the Eternal

@marikabestruler

2 months

Am I a whore?

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@xXMessmerXx

14 days

If you interact with me often in cool ways, post or share messmer related content or I just agree with stuff you say, you usually get a follow It's not a given though it just happens

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

@Jambi1127 Wouldn't it be possible to do both since Godwyn (soul) and Godwyn (body) are separate entities at this point ?

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Okay, this dm limits thing is getting ridiculous so from now one, message me here

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Half my followers need to be spayed and the other neutered.

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I am so incredibly bored... Perhaps sitting in this dark room is not going to cut it anymore. I should find a hobby.

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@xXMessmerXx

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Stayed too long in my gaming throne, this is the final evolution of gamer neck

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@xXMessmerXx

13 days

6 Marika's rune for anyone who can bring this psycho to me dead Do NOT bring her to me if she's still alive let alone conscious

Leda now with a cool hat!

@CrazyBitchLeda

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@xXMessmerXx . . . . .no, lmao.

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

Another 2 days of discourse about characters being bimboed/himboed in art

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I almost tweeted my dignity out in a moment of weakness. It is late.

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@xXMessmerXx

23 days

Beautiful rendition of my spear by S. I am indebted to you, artist.

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

I reached the message limit for the day.

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@xXMessmerXx

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@BoopN00dle // I desperately need an artist to commission for Messmer reaction images Messmer looking down in disdain would go hard right now But I command you for being a woman of your word. Here is your reward.

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Messmer’s Pet Rat

@BanBreadollo

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Radagon hammering me again :(

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@xXMessmerXx

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But of course, as of my disguise it is a secret. But I shall have one !

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@xXMessmerXx

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I was wondering why I never saw any Rykard tweets thinking he was inactive or smth turns out we just don't follow each other

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@xXMessmerXx

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@Jambi1127 What are you trying to say Jambi

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@xXMessmerXx

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// Everyone speaks of the bad of PCR as a final boss, but strange how no one mentions its undeniable good side

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@xXMessmerXx

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Recent events have made me wonder if my original loyal knights, the fire knights, followed me in the crusade for the reasons I originally thought Did they see me in a way knights shouldn't see their lord ?

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Messmer the Impaler

@xXMessmerXx

2 months

BOGGART IS AN ARTIST ?? WHAT DOES THIS MAN NOT DO ??

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@xXMessmerXx

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Rellana, if you see this, please I'm sorry call me back

Meika

@MeikaArtist

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Rellana, blade of Messmer

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@xXMessmerXx

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@koodfireknigth @BoarRiderGaius do you think people would whine less if we had followed Huw's idea of making parents dance on the burning cinders of their children instead

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@xXMessmerXx

2 months

What a preposterous question brother, I needed money that was ALL.

Godwyn the golden ☀️

@_PrinceOfDeath

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@xXMessmerXx Be honest, did you enjoy doing that ?

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@xXMessmerXx

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\\ We all want to have fun, and some things I won't want to partake in, and some of my things you all will not be interested about, but we can ignore each other and not be at each other's throats. For all our differences, I think we can all agree constant drama runs fun dry.

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