Deshaun Watson is either a legit sexual predator or this is one of the most ruthless character assassinations in sports history and either way holy hell.
@RGIII
Had a 10-pound Australian shepherd get out the back yard and survive two nights in the wild before we found him. Never give up. Never surrender.
Hey Jon you’re in the Night’s Watch again sorry bro the Dothraki and Unsullied weren’t cool with it thanks for all your hard work it just didn’t pan out.
There are bad takes, and then there are people who just don’t get it. If you truly hated tonight’s episode, you never understood Game of Thrones to begin with.
Anyone ever heard of a scouting party? Hey Bran, maybe stop watching people bone and instead fly over to King’s Landing to see what kind of defenses they’re working with. Holy fucking shit, these people.
A lot of very confused President Trump fans trying to figure out what changed between last night and this morning so I’ll help explain because it’s pretty simple you see they just kept counting votes.
Not sure who these guys are, but my sports allegiances are clear:
(1) I’ll root for any TX team against any non-TX team &
(2) I’ll root for Houston against anybody.
I grew up cheering for Jose Cruz &
@astros
I bleed Rockets red & was at game 7 in 94 for our 1st championship!
If Deshaun Watson leaves there will be a 30 for 30 about this dark period in Houston history.
Jadaveon Clowney
Chris Paul
Deandre Hopkins
Gerrit Cole
Russell Westbrook
James Harden
J. J. Watt
George Springer
Uber driver: “Does one of you have a nice herbal perfume on?”
Me: “I have some Tommy Bahama on.”
Taylor: *rolling eyes* “Pretty sure it’s me, my perfume.”
Uber driver: “I was talking about the marijuana, guys.”
Me: “Ah ... yes.”
Carlos Correa: “They are savages...but in this jungle that is the American League, we are the apex predators out there.”
*hits 15-second rewind button, grabs lotion and tissue*
I text this dude
@BarstoolBigCat
once every six months or so out of nowhere to make sure he hasn’t gotten too big to respond to a random internet friend he doesn’t even know. Still good. Pretty impressive considering. Related note: the PMT Gary Busey interview had me near death.