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@waxinggibbous72
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Objectively the stupidest way to die. What the hell are you doing man.
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@waxinggibbous72
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@Logist_Linguist Not with that attitude he can't
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@waxinggibbous72
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@Chazly2 I think "what the hell are you doing man" is a perfectly acceptable response to the actions of saddam hussein
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@waxinggibbous72
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@paddysholroyd The inhabitants of Nutty Putty are actually called silly billies
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@waxinggibbous72
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Muting this because if I bask in the adoration too long my ego will grow too powerful
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@waxinggibbous72
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@Thelunarraptor Just all round silly behaviour
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@waxinggibbous72
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@Dick_Butte Sometimes people just want to be silly billies
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@waxinggibbous72
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@ionnin He was getting nutty in the putty for sure
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@waxinggibbous72
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@hum_dunkin Even if I somehow ended up in this situation I'd just wriggle out. Simple as
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@waxinggibbous72
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@bigslushi Like at this point just close your eyes and headbutt a wall. It is effectively the same experience
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@waxinggibbous72
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@thegoodlordbird Probably would've been more fun than crawling as well
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@waxinggibbous72
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@audrizzm It's not really a question of forgiving him I just think he missed the basics of self preservation somehow.
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@waxinggibbous72
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@billybones853 Glad I could be of service
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@waxinggibbous72
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@NotThatJesus @audrizzm I don't know if 'crawled in a hole and didn't die' can really be classed as conquering anything
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@waxinggibbous72
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@p1ut0_b4be I'm a firm non-believer in spell spelunking. Get outta there
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@waxinggibbous72
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I bite my thumb at thee playa
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@waxinggibbous72
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The greatest name for a character ever is Dick Dastardly. You hear that and you immediately know what he's about
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@waxinggibbous72
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@bragger43414190 You know I never considered this possibility
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@waxinggibbous72
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As the world's worst birdwatcher I am responsible for over half of yearly ufo sightings
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@waxinggibbous72
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@waxinggibbous72
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I'm beginning to relate to the night watchmen. Like lowkey who does go there
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@waxinggibbous72
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People with ADHD are inherently amoral. This is due to the fact that they literally can't remember the definitions of good and evil. It's just not possible for them.
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@waxinggibbous72
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Ok then, whatโ€™s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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@waxinggibbous72
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@RighteousTyrant @CJLemontea This is the mentality that separates winners and losers. Winners are willing to die in a hole looking for nothing in particular
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@waxinggibbous72
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I'm like if a mute person could talk
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@waxinggibbous72
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When trying to describe a person who doesn't like Christmas people will often use the word 'scrooge' and 'grinch' interchangeably however this isn't quite right as a grinch is an inherently sexual being while a scrooge is an incel
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@waxinggibbous72
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Sleep paralysis isn't real. Oh no I'm lying in bed and I can't move ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Get a job.
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@waxinggibbous72
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@waxinggibbous72
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This is my daughter, a horse with no name
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@waxinggibbous72
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My big doe eyes and rabbit in the headlights demeanour has people driving towards me full speed
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@waxinggibbous72
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The dog in me has gone to live on the farm in me. My interior ecosystem is full self-sustaining and I cannot die
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@waxinggibbous72
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I'm like if the strong silent type was weak and visibly trying to think of something to say
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