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@thegoodlordbird

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High above is the place from which I'd like to think I fell.

Joined February 2019
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@waxinggibbous72 My favorite bit is when they realized they could've just dug a hole
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@smokeismedicine You just know this guy stares at teenage girls
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@TheWapplehouse "you want 69 , no tekashi"
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@JakeTropila "Sarcastically, I'm seeding."
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@JimmyJazz1968 Not sure I like these new Ghostbusters
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@staticbluebat He spends the entire movie hyping up the "getting high for 30 days" thing and it's some of the most boring, insipid footage I've ever seen
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@argumentwinner Whateva happen to the strong, heath ledger type??
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@duckbldg You haven't told her yet??
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@micieb UM MODS??? MODS!!!!!!!???????
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@jaketropolis Beastmode
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@bobservo That's awful but also very Master Shake-esque
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New Family guy ep isn't online yet...
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@billybrizzle420 I'm like 95% sure Barron is nonverbal lmao
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@silvamore He was rolling on concrete and debris of course it didn't work lmao
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@poisonjr The show should've been about these two
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@the_truemind_ 8 dollars a month for a solitary like
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@rare_cryptid Where's this place and how soon can I apply for a job?
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@toddfoxauthor @LawrenceBJones3 My dad works at Nintendo too
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@dmartosko @AOC Yeah that looks so good David, I can't wait to take a sip from the toilet I have to share with 100 people in the same cell
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@thegoodlordbird
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"always the refrigerators guarding the snacks"
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clarissa ส•โ€ขแดฅโ€ขส”
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men are so severely mentally ill
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@the_truemind_ Nobody's gonna watch this shit, brother ๐Ÿ‘
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@Relentlessbored @argumentwinner If this isn't proof the movie is perfectly constructed satire nothing is
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@scully1888 So many GB games had insane mechanics for a 160x144 screen. I had Small Soldiers and I could barely tell what was happening.
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@stillgray @Theopeninterest Bet antboy was playing tetris 99 when he tweeted this masterpiece
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@thegoodlordbird
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You know she fucked up so bad because this shitty website is the only one she can quote from. The huge ass DONATE button lol
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โ€˜Media outlets might relish the surge of clicks they gain by distorting biological realitiesโ€ฆHowever, these lies have serious consequences. It is not an exaggeration to fear that such distortions may soon get someone killed.โ€™ โœ๏ธโฆ @SwipeWright โฉ
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@RouleWave I be popping bottles
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@AdamFriedland "I was with Matthew McConaughey today" why would he bring that up? ๐Ÿค”
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@wifekisser303 I'd just end it
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@alex_navarro Batman Beyond, dude.
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@mparkinb This is never coming out lol
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RARBG is gone. Just like that.
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@AAAAAGGHHHH Kids clipping through ceilings and shit nowadays.
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@RiseFallNickBck My dad was 35 years old when he had me. I'm 32.
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@DilettanteryPod This and that one last bird of its species singing a song no mate would ever hear break my fucking heart
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@TWKsicem @nkulw 10-minute warning to watch your home get demolished and the only one who may end up dying is your neighbor lol
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@BenzosIII He has such a 12-gauge-able face ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@whitneyarner @maplecocaine They're all white too
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@h0mmelette I feel so sorry for his kids lol
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@gwenstacying This stuff always makes me cry
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To write something this asinine, Jesse would've had to deliberately ignore the cavalcade of racial slurs, death threats, r*pe threats and everything else that could categorize as not being "nothing there". Then he would've had to ignore the actual doxxing.
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@TWKsicem @nkulw The reported facts point to an insane practice in Israel that serves no point besides putting their own citizens at risk
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@aklingus If your cheapest combo is over 5 bucks I might as well go buy groceries
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@culttture @ali Why are you wearing air pods if you believe you're gonna get shot? What??
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@B00K0FTRIBE He's so bad in that movie. Like emberrassingly so.
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@shoonythecat I brought my special needs nephew to the function ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™love this little guy
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Lauren Southern's tweet announcing her divorce is the funniest thing I've read in a while
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@jaredlholt Ah come on, sans a few bad apples pepegliacci is mostly wholesome.
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@smokeismedicine She has that lizard sight that is completely independent from head movement lmao
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Chris Burnham's Batman!
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@JordanUhl That student's name? Albert Einstien.
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@billyjarrettugh "He fell for the soup!"
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Gattaca (1997)
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"dna hacking scam"
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@sopranoscaps Most evil Tony line in the entire show
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@mad_chowder He don't know what to do with all that ๐Ÿ˜•
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@ok_but_still He don't know what to do with all that
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The funniest thing about this post is that it doesn't even look like anime, it's just edgier 90s Disney
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I don't think Amber Heard would want you to compare her problems with the plight of the Palestinian people
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I witnessed the global humiliation of a single human last year up close. Many people didn't listen to me then either. This is a playbook of brainwashing and mind control and popularity. There are 16 million Jews. We stand to gain nothing from living loud. But we have to survive.
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The psychological damage done to her baby every day:
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Maybe one of these African migrants will be the next Bach
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I thought this was a picture of the kid in Hamas custody but no, that is what they served him as a welcome back meal
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About as Jewish and Israeli as it gets - we have never been so happy to feed a boy. Newly freed Ohad's first meal was schnitzel and mashed potatoes.
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@mario_campa Se va al extranjero nomas termine la contienda, te lo aseguro
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@beccalew It's not like PewDiePie doesn't know what he's doing. Plausible deniability is a thing.
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@isaiah_bb Not even kidding
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@Votto007 "I'm 29 years old"
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If only Palestenians had this much freedom
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@urbanlegend1989 lmfao i already lived in texas, i moved back for a reason
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@BumbleTus I'm gonna miss the little bros so much ๐Ÿฅน
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@AndrewMacca3 @AOC SKYROCKETING VETERAN SUICIDES TO OWN THE LIBS
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@blobbynfriends Leave Misato alone
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@Hebahersi This guy used to tell kids to run away from their homes and distance themselves from their parents. ๐Ÿค”
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You can't notice something as innocuously silly as Arrakis=Iraq without someone accusing you of shitting on Tolkien's grave lol
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THIS is what Tolkien was talking about when he said he loathed allegory in all its forms. He wrote a deeply allegorical work, a lot of his work is allegorical, obviously so, what he hated with people fishing like this in deeply uninformed ways.
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@the_truemind_ Are you gonna cry?
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@truongasm @sam1tron I hate that I can understand every word in this sentence
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@thegoodlordbird
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There's takes, and then there's rewriting the entire movie to collect likes on twitter lol
@RobertSkvarla
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Do people not realize the Basterds are mostly irrelevant to the plot of the film (outside of the Landa scenes)? Shoshanna and Marcel kill the Nazis. The Basterds die in the middle of their pornographic revenge fantasy.
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@murderxbryan He said this on the Adam Carolla podcast lmao
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@BillyArmagh That fucking ๐ŸŽ
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@zei_nabq The first reply is some guy telling pewds to "take as much as you need to HEAL" like
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This is like the fifth post complaining about kids not having sex nowadays and I gotta say, I just don't give a shit
@PanderShirts
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So for the past day my mentions have been full of people saying "gen z arent sex negative, we just" โ€” and then expose an extremely dark connotation with the word sex; like that I must be talking about things like rape play, being beaten during sex, sex in front of minors, etc
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She deserves a million dollars every year for the rest of her life just for making pewdiepie dweebs seethe
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You know why they decided to hide the kid's face, right?
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@creation247
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ซ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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My comment section: Nooo.... this type of woman is impossible to find - she doesn't exist - you are a RW incel REALITY:
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@TWKsicem @nkulw They could still die even if they're standing blocks away. You're not just tipping over a lego building.
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@crits4cats @pennvet Look at his little turtle shell ๐Ÿ˜
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@NocontextU I love Family Guy style Daria
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@moralesforprez You keep thinking I'm trying to cancel the guy, which I'm not. I'm just not trying to turn him into a meme e-celeb.
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@Absolunar Come on, man
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