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Presidential Fitness Test Award Winner | 🤘🌁🗽| SWE @basetenco , ex- @Plaid | Professional Attender of Weddings | DM for consulting inquiries

New York, USA
Joined July 2017
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@WorldWideWob on the Motor Vessel Sea Lynx, somewhere in the South China Sea
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"Drop the top, let's flex a little Jackie" @TylerIAm
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My Jupyter Notebooks Kendrick Lamar 🤝 Untitled 3, Untitled 4, Untitled 5,
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@TylerIAm Miami Treat cuz they Trick y’all
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@icedoutomnitrix Ur landlord broke broke
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@cokiehasiotis Yo this made me realize that all the financial assistants are named after men Albert, Marcus, Dave...im probably missing some. Would love to be proven wrong
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2 years
@ravillegas951 @StevenCheah I think the tea leaves is "In addition to the KD/Kyrie trade, Utah is blowing it up and starting over. We're not talking about that enough"
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4 years
Plaids a start up again!
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6 years
TIERRA WHACK IS THE REALEST
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@ilove_e_Coochie @Playboi_Free Yet you tweeted it. Math is not adding up
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Jeremy Lin Dribbles in the Finals: > 1 Chris Paul Dribbles in the Finals: < 1
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“I’m from Dallas” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@griffin_drei @knicks_tape99 A team that needs to meet the salary floor
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4 years
College Me Political Me 🤝 We need more parties
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@icedoutomnitrix No masks wtf
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One like one hot take
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6 years
A girl just told me I look Pepper from American Horror Story
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5 years
I move to New York City tomorrow. That is all.
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6 years
I can do anything I set my mind to
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Howdy y'all! Long time quiet on the job front, but I am ecstatic to share that I'll be joining @basetenco as a Software Engineer starting Monday! The team impressed me a ton and I can't wait for the opportunity to work alongside them. To the moon! 🚀🔟🚀
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I’m her beach she’s my ocean 🌊
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4 years
Got her a Birkin
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Gonna bring the barista a plant for her new apartment
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4 years
COVID has made it really easy y'all: Monthly alcohol/clubbing budget --> contributions for BLM and related organizations
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5 years
$18 for cocktail Me: Sure, why not $2 for Software that will significantly improve my life Me, a SWE: WTF get out of here that's ridiculous
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4 years
66 miles on the rim of the Grand Canyon
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Got this screen cap of one of my friends talking to another one of my friends (they date) about hoops. I just...
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Oh no
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Had an incredible time this evening at BBQ at the house with new undergrad students and their student advisors. What an extraordinarily talented, accomplished & diverse group from all over the world! So excited to see these enthusiastic new students join the Rice community.
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My dad says I got my moms ass Man WHAT
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If you love the game, the game will love you back
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3 years
Sister got a job turn up!!!!!!!! @lcgold98 🐐 🐐 🐐!!!!!!!!!! LETTTSSSS GOOOOOOO
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5 years
So last night Erik and I met these girls at the bar and we were all having great conversation and then they said they would be right back. They haven't come back yet :(
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4 years
FUCK IT
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If you're going to Asian house party, just know your sock game is gonna matter way more than your shoe game
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2 years
❤️
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mom :(
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NYC TDL D1 Champions so freaking proud of this team
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5 years
Instagram is the Devil for constantly bumping my ex’s photos to the top of my feed. She is increasingly more attractive. Happy Wednesday.
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@RobWalks_ Focused on the wrong “if” statements
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4 years
Fort Bend County from 2009-2013 - Bobby Shen - Travis Scott - Kelly Oubre GOAT status
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4 years
*two dates in* sigh. idk if I can marry this person :/ gonna have to end it :(
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5 years
I'll be a Rockets fan for life. Hopefully at some point I'm rewarded
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5 years
Haircut update
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4 years
City’s dead
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2 years
My sister went to UT and didn’t learn how to play beer pong. I want my parents money back
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4 months
Headshots blow #NewProflePic
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3 years
Tricked @Plaid into letting me take over their twitter account tomorrow for Plaid Forum. Y'all tune in for some sick products and spicy takes
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Happy holidays! :D
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Y'all ever take an L and you're just fine with it because you low key kind of deserved it
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@Tekty2 @SASBurnerAcct the thing is he's not wrong
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F21
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Married Coworker: Where is my wife????? Me: same
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In SF I was a 6 and was treated like a 4 but in NYC I'm a 5 and get treated like a 7.5. Know your city-adjusted worth kings 😤😤😤
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Anderson .Caat
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MOOOOOOD
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Her: my company 10x'd over the last year Me:
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w/ my #1 hater
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I don’t cook much but the air fryer wings I just made >>>>>>>>
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Couple goals
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Gonna bring the barista a plant for her new apartment
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Sharing music with this one hinge match we might get married I'll keep y'all posted
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Can I just inject Chicken Tikka Masala into my bloodstream
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I need to apply to be on the Bachelorette
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ngl I was sleeping on beer bike. That was a blast
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These go hard
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Goodnight crew!
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Retiring Yung Rey pic on the off chance I find my wife on this app #NewProfiIePic
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6 years
"so what's the culture at Plaid like"
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3 years
They didn’t let me in the club cuz I was wearing Jordan 1s. Classic Houston
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Happy National gf day to bb
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Lmfao I’m scared for myself
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3 years
Just went triple entree at Panda with no vegetable in sight
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Professional headshots going straight to The Apps
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No girl can ever break my heart as hard as the rockets do every year.
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4 years
Might be dating someone soon idk we’ll see
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@vim_dzl Show us
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My dad is ridiculous
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I don’t put myself out there much, but when I do I make sure it’s someone I’m completely incompatible with
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2 years
a paycheck
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What’s the coolest company swag you’ve ever gotten?
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I MISS PEOPLE AND FACE TO FACE CONVERSATIONS AND HUGS AND HANDSHAKES AND DAPS AND PREGAMES AND DINNERS AND DANCING AND I STG IF I CATCH U SOCIAL-PROXIMITYING I WILL YELL THIS TWEET AT YOU
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Can't catch feelings through the GORE-TEX™
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I remember the first time I joined a tech company and they said they work in 2 week sprints I asked if we take a break after the sprint, to like, catch our breath or something Boss was like “Buddy,,,,,”
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Told my manager I'm taking two weeks of vacay and he got more excited than I am. Love to see it.
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2 years
RIP the first codes I wrote at Plaid 🪦
@Plaid
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JUST ANNOUNCED 📣 @RBC 's 14M clients will now have secure access to Plaid’s 6,000+ apps and services to help manage their everyday finances seamlessly, securely, and with confidence.
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3 years
It just fell out of the bag
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Say it with me tech twitter since we’ve been quiet as of late. No justice. No peace. Fuck racists and fuck racist police.
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3 years
wtf a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I needed to isolate immediately through xmas cuz they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a great personality & a big fat juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes you think might also have been infected
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5 years
*meets Asian person from Texas* Oh nice are you from Sugar Land, Katy, or Plano?
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4 years
The replies to this tweet are the most loved I've felt in a long time
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Someone sent me this. Ruined my day off
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To date, some of my best work at Plaid
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can we just wait like 3 more months. can we pleeeassee just wait 3 more months. It's already been 12. just three more. please.
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3 years
BREAKING:
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@solomonmissouri
Hi I’m Solomon
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You don't have the cholesterol to be out here
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Wild thing is we’re all gonna be in the office tomorrow grinding like it’s day 1
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