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22nd place in Toronto. Props to my amazing beautiful wife @RiverstonesBrit , Taylor Swift, the Dog and Bear restaurant, my awesome friends for cheering me on, @you127oki @KogyochiNinja @jgrimesey for the list ideas #RotomGang Call me Michigan’s Okayest Rotom Pao player

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@Liv_Agar Here’s my fav NL clip set to Midwest Emo god bless

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@ebruenig Someone on here said that Sinema is like if Joss Whedon got to design his own mom and I think about it and laugh every time she comes up lmao

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@ErrolWebber @BarackObama This you?

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@halomancer1 “Baby Gronk and Livy have been interlinked. INTERLINKED” >INTERLINKED

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@kenklippenstein @TrueAnonPod BREAKING: Gwen Snyder about to post a tweet thread so long it will eclipse the sun

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@kenklippenstein Namaste to all the 30 something white guys who chose 3d printing guy instead of crypto guy as their subclass

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@RandySchoenberg @AOC Randy you no longer need to put 2 spaces after a period. They can't hurt you anymore. You're free

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@NotABigJerk Big fan of what I like to call Jester’s Lunch

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@lukeisamazing Myst 2 lookin ass

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@RepAndyLevin Andy, with all due respect: This is not it chief

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@NorthernIion_LP Call me Balatro the way I’m surrounded by jokers that increase my payouts

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@NotABigJerk Someone once said to me “redditors are incapable of humor, they only know what is funny based on posts they’ve seen upvoted before” and I think about that every time I see a Reddit thread

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@Very__Regular This clip set to Midwest emo is like a Venus fly trap for millennials

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2 years

Found the best college athlete this season

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@ldrinkh20 This is the best one

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3 years

The assumption that most people use the photo roll on their phone exclusively for nice pictures of their family and not for dumb bullshit they saved from online is one of the funniest failures of modern consumer software imo

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How do I make iPhone stop previewing random photos lol

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@quendergeer @PunishedQuartz It is by will alone I set my darts in motion

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Imagine a burglar breaking into this guys house and getting hit with Combustion Blast for 250

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Conceal carrying a meltagun is the new meta

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4 years

@caseykfrey This is so good but incredibly jarring to see multiple Casey characters on screen at the same time

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@GraceSpelman When I worked at Kroger I was stocking frozen pizzas and I heard a kid say "I'm going to poke [sister's] eye out with a flaming stick" and the mom just, completely neutral tone and facial expr., says "honey we don't say we are going to poke out someone's eye with a flaming stick"

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@Braingetter It gets so much worse in the menchies

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@hasanthehun @Postmates I live near Detroit and one time I ordered Ubereats and they were taking forever so I pulled up the tracker and watched them drive to Canada with my food. Honestly I had to respect it

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@allahliker Chiropractors paralyze a lot of babies, but they also crack your back for you, so it's impossible to say if they're bad or not,

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@WomenPostingLs We need to save this man from this woman

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@chaeronaea Imagine being like this. Imagine what it would be like to be this type of person and to burden other instagram users with your existence

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@JamaalBowmanNY Jamaal this is main

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@moby_dickhead @MonkipiQuinn

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@ebruenig This would have made for a better movie

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@shoe0nhead "all men are bi, you just have to figure out if it's sexual or goted"

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@Chinchillazllla Charles Booker, take all my energy

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@yungchomsky @Chinchillazllla We truly had high, high hopes for a living

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@Chinchillazllla Peter Daou had the best one by miles

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@ldrinkh20 Oh, you've been sad before? Well I studied being sad in college and you're not being sad right

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@shenanigansen No, Discy means Disco Elysium

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@means_tv Toadette is canonically anti union

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@AshBCoffin I remember someone said "Liz Warren supporters are the horse girls that were confused why you didn't have a horse too" and I think about it still

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@ContraPoints Reminds me of this

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@ConceptualJames My guy have you ever seen another human person before today

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@GraceSpelman I remember being truly horrified but now, years later with 2 kids of my own, I am that mom

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@kenzianidiot Which general will we be discussing

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@Countdwn2Nov3 @nowthisnews @JoeBiden @AdyBarkan It's cool that they both think we deserve to die if we can't afford health insurance tho 👍

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@MattBruenig @pmckanna Hey Phil can you post your address here so I can have one of my Boys stop by. Does Monday before noon work for you. Thanks

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@KamalaNation @KamalaHarris @IanSams @emmyruiz @AnatoleJenkins @BrianDMcBride @Deja_Foxx @shelbylcole @lajrod @meenaharris @mayaharris_ Lmao ACAB. drop out thanks

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@robwhisman IDK why but Andy Samberg saying "not better" is the funniest shit to me

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@ByYourLogic I recently had a fever dream where Trump rambled about the Brotherhood Without Banners at one of his rallies "You have these guys out there, and they're being very unfair to the Lannisters, and making them look very weak! Not good! The Lannisters should say bye-bye brothers!"

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@alexqarbuckle You've been working on this for years and he just... tweeted it out

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@aparnapkin We all made fun of Clippy but he would have had our backs

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@ByYourLogic Pic related

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Definitely @ryanqnorth

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Who is the most underrated Giant of all time?

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@ByYourLogic Patches just leaves mid set and refuses to elaborate. Unbelievable

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@TomKludt She blocked me literally seconds after I tweeted this

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Wake up big dog it’s time to change that display name

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@20mgadderall Why not “Hii Saved Mii” wtf were they thinking

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@janinedriver @kenklippenstein How dare you guys question her two decades of grifting expertise

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@insaneppltweets At least do a goodbye from the Kayla account too smdh

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ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ ᵖᵖ ᵒⁿᵉˀ @NeoScum

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@alicemdashc @thenation Ok boomer

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@WellsFargo We still remember what you did

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@jaredlholt Even before getting to the racism, it is very cool and normal that a tax exempt group can buy a literal castle for no reason in particular

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They should invent deck lists that don’t talk to you

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@slayvideos Uhhh let me see clear

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@Drew_Hammill Drew, imagine what it's like to understand hümör

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@EJ_McGuinness @graceblakeley @BloomsburyBooks He really said

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@MattBruenig Checks out

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@broom_error I clicked through thinking “oh I bet there’s some stupid reason for this statue” but naw they were just like “this statue is dedicated to all the beautiful women out there with a fat ass and huge tits. God bless ciao”

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@AlinejadMasih The joke is on this guy. American lives are worthless to our government

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@advertisedtwit Socks only do this when they're extremely scared

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@saywhatagain As a Hell on Earth album cover this would go crazy

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@alexqarbuckle Me rn

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@leyawn Mr. Elon I will buy a Tesla and a Starlink dish if you meet me at Raya Lucaria Academy front gate and put your pvp summon sign down sir

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@ldrinkh20 That Virgil bit makes me laugh every time I see it in the TL lmao

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@willmenaker Computer enhance lmao

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@xkcd Here are some medieval tapestry Pokemon cards I generated a few weeks ago. Cheers

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@cheepguava Every single dril tweet portends some specific future event

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@icp The Distancing of the Juggalos

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@cushbomb When I die, a loved one will disable my automated tweets so that I don't go out like LiberalLecter

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@marwilliamson #ORBGANG 🔮🔮🔮

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@fellawhomstdve Oh no you're absolutely right fuck

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@weirddalle Nah wtf is this. What do the AI know that we don’t

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@FinlayMcF @pattymo I just came here to see how many people are japansplaining the answer to this obviously rhetorical question and I am disappointed in everyone

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@PapaJohns Remember when your founder and CEO stepped down a few months ago because he said the n-word on a conference call? No matter who's in charge, your pizza still tastes like wet garbage

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@bobby Yeah well just wait until that kid is born and Spotify thinks you only want to listen to “Cocomelon - Skidamarinky-do” now

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@NotABigJerk Years ago a random guy said this to me on Facebook during the day. I looked at his profile and saw he was a sub teacher so I made a joke about surfing Facebook while a room full of kids watch a movie and it turns out that’s exactly what he was doing lol

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@senatorshoshana @DeAngelisCorey Lmao glad to see we are entering like hour 10 of you being totally not mad online

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@DavidWohl @FoxNews Dave Wohl is that parent that always threatens the refs at AYSO soccer games

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@ByYourLogic I crave death

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@RepAndyLevin Sir if you don't have someone on your team that could have told you that this looks insane and like you're literally sticking your head in the sand then please hire me

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@ByYourLogic Frankly I think today's youth needs a little less Red Tube and a little more Horadric Cube

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@ebruenig My Tennessean in-laws once walked into our house that I had spent an hour cleaning, but I had filled the dishwasher and there were a few items left in the sink. The first thing the MiL says is "oh our house has dirty dishes everywhere too"

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@bwecht I work from home and when my daughter was 2yo and learning to talk, she was watching WALL-E, pointed at the TV and said “daddy working!” when the captain appeared on screen

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@NorthernIion_LP Something we didn’t talk about enough when it came up in Balatro is that Gros Michel bananas are still around and grown by specialty farmers and you can eat one

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@ebruenig My wife used to work at the Olive's Garden and, I ask you to just imagine for a moment, if you could have unlimited soup salad and bread sticks, but instead it's unlimited andes andes and andes. I am her to tell you that such a world is real and I have lived there for a time

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My fantasy football team "Listen to @Neoscum " has won the championship. I'd like to thank all the PPs all over the world for making this possible

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@JeffHoogland @PokemonTCG The way Pokemon prints higher rarity versions of popular cards, meaning collectors have something to chase while opening a lot of product makes the lowest rarities very cheap, is probably the #1 reason I started playing the game. Other games try to imitate but it’s not the same

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@warmandpunchy @allahliker Give my man back his Versace Eros 😭

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@Popehat A group of Kid Rock fans is called an ATV accident

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