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I live at Citi Field. Writer @AmazinAvenue . Pop punk and emo connoisseur. Put the work in, plant a garden, try to stay afloat. he/him. #LFGM | #NYR | #NYG

Douglaston, Queens
Joined November 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"Why did Green Day have to insert politics into their performance of American Idiot" is a truly incredible sentence to read.
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Dave Portnoy is Ben Shapiro for sports fans.
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They just showed what appears to be a hawk on the big screen and everyone in my section started chanting “Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!” This has been the most entertaining part of the Mets game far.
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Chris Pratt improvising this line makes it 100x funnier.
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no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip
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Reading through the #OPENAMERICANOW hashtag on Twitter:
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Buddy has watched the Met for one (1) day and already has bags under his eyes. One of us.
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The Mets are undefeated with Buddy
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Jacob deGrom:
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Paul Skenes just finished the eighth inning with a 101-mph fastball on his 91st pitch. He has allowed two hits, hasn't walked a batter and has struck out eight. And he is in line for his first loss, as a fifth-inning Nolan Arenado home run accounts for the only run in a 1-0 game.
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Shohei Ohtani has cleared out his locker in the #Angels clubhouse. The Angels say they will have no information on what has happened until tomorrow.
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Ron DeSantis’ Presidential Campaign:
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The real story of Moneyball is that a team developed Barry Zito, Mark Mulder, Tim Hudson, Miguel Tejada, and Eric Chavez and had them all in their prime, yet they failed to win a single playoff round because they were too cheap to spend money around them.
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Absolutely No Chill Greta.
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I can't wait for Jacob deGrom to make the Baseball Hall of Fame with 95 career wins.
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Me: "Billionaires shouldn't exist" Steve Cohen: *Spends lots of money on good players for the Mets* Me: "One billionaire should exist"
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Reading stories of refugees detained at the airport after the #MuslimBan is breaking my heart. America, you're better than this...
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@ImNotAHRHitter People misunderstanding where bands stand on very obvious issues will always fascinate me.
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Your mentions immediately after you criticize Barstool.
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Mets won this Super Bowl. Argue with the wall.
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BREAKING: Mets close to acquiring Kelly Johnson, Jay Bruce, and Todd Frazier from retirement for cash considerations.
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4 years
Noah Syndergaard made one (1) joke and Trevor Bauer and his girlfriend are in a goddamn tailspin. It's amazing to watch.
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Keith Hernandez accidentally giving away the location of the Mets' hotel live on air lmao. This is an all-time broadcast for Keith.
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Gerrit Cole has allowed more earned runs in the last two innings than Jacob deGrom has allowed all season.
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This Curtis Granderson catch with the Mets in the 2016 NL Wild Card game doesn't get talked about nearly enough. I remember shaking in the stands when he hit the wall and held onto the ball.
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Jacob deGrom is so special that he's trending on Thanksgiving simply because that's how thankful Mets are that he plays for our team.
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Shot Chaser
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In honor of the 11th anniversary of the Parks and Rec pilot airing, I made a thing. Which #ParksAndRecreation quarantine house would you choose?
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The Mets NEED to bring Marcus Stroman back in 2022.
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Brandon Nimmo is the best position player the Mets have developed in their system since David Wright. I said what I said.
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4 years
Baseball isn't officially back until the Mets announce that there is still no timetable for Jed Lowrie's return.
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Mets are so good ESPN has no choice but to openly shower praise on them. They must be sick to their stomachs.
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Peep Trevor Bauer's Wikipedia page, folks. 👀
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Imagine being a Mets fan and depriving yourself of enjoying watching Marcus Stroman pitch by choosing to hate him. Couldn't be me.
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Jacob deGrom hit the last home run by a pitcher in Mets history and I was there to witness it. Fittingly, it came in a 2-1 loss.
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The MLB lockout ended on the 69th day of 2022.
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Never been more sure of an opposing player homering against the Mets in my entire life.
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J.D. Davis will make his Yankees debut tonight at first base against David Peterson and the Mets
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Steve Cohen watched the Jacob deGrom press conference, got mad, and chose violence.
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The Mets need to extend Pete Alonso and Jeff McNeil and make them and Brandon Nimmo the homegrown core that spends their entire career with the Mets. We've never had that before, and it's about time.
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Gary Cohen: And Mark Vientos strikes out to leave the bases loaded. At the end of six, it’s the Braves 10, the Mets one. Citi Field PA announcer: Mets fans, welcome back to the field, the Queens Crew!
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The first time Gary Cohen says the Mets are calling the Arm Barn, Keith is going to sigh so loud it's going to break the sound barrier.
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Oh I'm a Mets fan, I know that update. See you in about a year, Kate.
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Kate Middleton’s team issues statement to Page Six amid online speculation on her whereabouts: “Kensington Palace made it clear in January the timelines of the Princess’ recovery and we’d only be providing significant updates. That guidance stands.”
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The Mets are 2-0 in televised spring games so far. All 162 Mets games are televised in 2021. 162-0 season incoming.
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Since Pride Nights became a mainstay across MLB ballparks, more players have spoken out against Pride Nights than have spoken up in support of the LGBTQ+ population. That's a real problem teams need to address, but I won't hold my breath that they will.
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever watched the Mets come back in the final at-bat to beat the Yankees and drop them down to .500?
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I don't trust any Mets fan who doesn't want Javy Báez back next year.
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Jacob deGrom, Matt Harvey, Zack Wheeler, and Steven Matz have all pitched at Citi Field in 2021, just as we all envisioned back in 2015.
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Keith Hernandez is going to have the most hilariously inappropriate reaction to the Fanatics uniforms live on an SNY broadcast.
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Fitting that Christian Scott gets deGrom'd in his major league debut after absolutely shoving. He's officially a Met.
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Anyone who thinks broadcasters shouldn't be fans of their team as well has never watched the Gary Cohen booth cam.
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"AND THE METS HAVE THE LEAD IN THE TOP OF THE 9TH! OH WOW!!!!" Nothing better than Gary on the mic for a Mets comeback victory 🎙🖊
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Mets fans who laughed at Zach Wheeler's contract last winter (5 years, $118 million) are openly rooting for the team to give a 5-year deal worth $30 million AAV to Trevor Bauer. Wheeler has better career numbers across the board, in case you're interested.
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I've seen far worse horrors inside Citi Field, to be fair.
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For those wondering… Citi Field Right Now #LGM
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Slap the 'C' on his chest already.
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After his leadoff home run, Francisco Lindor gave Mark Vientos some pointers for his at-bat against Max Meyer. Vientos singled to left field.
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The Mets paid $1 for Cameron Maybin and somehow still overpaid.
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"This Marlins group has been very pesky. Haven't made it easy for the Mets." - Keith Hernandez "Well, if the Mets would just get a big hit every now and again, they wouldn't be so pesky." - Gary Cohen
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Not sure how well this panorama will show on Twitter, but this is possibly my favorite photo I’ve ever taken at Citi Field. 😍
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Becoming a Mets fan.
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What's the dumbest way you accidentally hurt yourself?
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The last New Yorkers to pay $350M+ and be exposed as frauds were the 2023 Mets.
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BREAKING: Trump has been fined $364 million by Judge Engoron in the New York civil fraud case. Engoron bans Trump from serving as an officer or director of any New York corporation or other legal entity in New York for 3 years.
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The Mets NEED to re-sign Javy Báez. There is no way around it.
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i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 Mets fan seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a Mets team that can hit with runners in scoring position.
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When the Mets are good, there's truly nothing better in the world because our fanbase is full of characters who aren't afraid to get weird.
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The characters are here
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The Mets actually won the Tylor Megill vs. Brandon Woodruff matchup, this team is unstoppable.
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I appreciate the Mets' dedication to screwing over the Yankees. Beat them two out of three earlier this month and then laid down and died against their biggest rivals. Respect.
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The Mets 13-year-old me 🤝 Heavily involved with Hand
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Heyman, "Mets are heavily involved with Hand."
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Haha my mentions are a mess, I made the Stoolies and Shapiro fanboys mad. Anyway nothing to promote here, but as a reminder: Wear a mask. Black Lives Matter. Trump lost the election fairly. Let's Go Mets.
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Imagine being this wrong about literally anything and then sharing it with the whole world.
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Blake Snell answering Brian Cashman's call after it's announced Gerrit Cole needs Tommy John surgery.
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what’s third base to you?
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The Mets really should have called up Francisco Álvarez weeks ago so he could have gotten some experience before the biggest series of the year.
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We complain about bad trades the Mets have made, but I struggle to think of one they've made in my lifetime that's worse than this.
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*whispers* The Mets should still sign Kris Bryant. He's a perfect roster fit.
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If you're genuinely surprised that the NY Pause is being extended to May 15, you're not paying close enough attention.
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Steve Cohen to Mike Trout after reading Evan Drellich’s latest article.
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There would be no quicker way to torch the good vibes the Mets are currently experiencing than to do this dumb thing BT is suggesting.
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“I would call Bauer” - ( @BrandonTierney | Via @WFAN660 ) BT says the #Mets should call Bauer. I thoughts? 👀 #LGM
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Mark Canha rolling up to Citizens Bank Park today.
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Pete Alonso beat Salvador Perez in the HR Derby, I think that means the Mets won the 2015 World Series right??
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The Mets vs. my mental health.
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Let's settle this, which rivalry is the best in sports? 🤔
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Mets fans aren't ready for Francisco Lindor's monster second half.
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Breaking: Sources have identified loud banging at Mets games and are investigating whether it could be related to the sign-stealing scandal. MLB is looking into this individual in connection with the noise.
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Goddamnit I'm doing this now. Brandon Nimmo CF Jeff McNeil 3B Yoenis Cespedes LF Pete Alonso 1B Michael Conforto RF Robinson Cano 2B Yasmani Grandal C Jacob deGrom P Amed Rosario SS Mets Opening Day 2020 lineup
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You know what would unite all Mets fans right about now? A 10-year extension for Francisco Lindor.
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Mets home opener 2019 Mets home opener 2020
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The Mets are getting all their runs out of the way tonight because they know Jacob deGrom is pitching tomorrow.
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Imagine still thinking RBI still matter in the year of our lord 2023.
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Carlos Correa and Eduardo Escobar both played 136 games in 2022. Escobar had 5 more RBI than Carlos.
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If the Mets start to rally after you turn the game off, and their rally ends right as you turn the game back on, then yes, it is entirely your fault.
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Eagles and Cowboys both lost and were eliminated from the NFL playoffs. Best day Giants fans have had all season.
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Remember when Michael Conforto hit two home runs in one World Series game? One of the sweetest swings in baseball today.
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I know it won't be popular, but at some point MLB has to intervene and make the call that East coast and cold weather city teams should play the first two weeks on the road. Only warm weather cities and domed stadiums should host baseball games until mid-April at the earliest.
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Just a reminder that drug addiction isn't funny in any context, so you can leave your awful Matt Harvey jokes in the drafts folder forever.
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MLB needs the Mets to be good. Baseball is just so much more fun when the Mets are good.
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The Braves letting Freddie Freeman walk would be an all-time bag-fumbling.
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Jacob deGrom: - 2 Cy Young Awards - 34.9 career bWAR - 2.62 career ERA - Can grow a beard whenever he wants, looks good Gerrit Cole: - 0 Cy Young Awards - 24.0 career bWAR - 3.22 career ERA - Can no longer grow a beard, looks like a doofus
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Oh, so NOW the Mets score two runs against Adam Wainwright with the bases loaded. 15 years too late.
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Jacob deGrom's ERA is now 0.99, I feel slightly better again.
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The Steve Cohen stuff on Twitter is fun and all, but if George Springer signs anywhere other than the Mets, it's going to get really ugly really fast.
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Bauer really dropped an "All Lives Matter" tweet with reworded language and thought he was being slick here.
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Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)
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@STR0 @ChueyMartinez @Dodgers How bout we take it a step further and say disrespecting a fellow human being should never be tolerated? Or is that too much?
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Jacob deGrom: *Throws one pitch* Me:
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Coronavirus spreading fast Donald Trump's head's in his ass NBA suspended season Rudy Gobert is the reason. Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson Harvey Weinstein goes to prison Trump address, people stressed Still no COVID-19 test We didn't start the fire...
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Billy Joel should do a new version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” that covers just like the last 10 minutes
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The Mets should trade for Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani. See, I can do this too.
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David Price says #Dodgers should trade for Jacob deGrom. "That would be a huge piece. And he rakes."
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Nah, no way did a Mets ticket rep just try to call me right now lmao.
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