J. Carson Niño @unluckypants Twitter profile

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J. Carson Niño

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Sharpie gave me a repost. i feel dirty.

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@isaiah_bb is this written in iambic pentameter?

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this is the goat clip, hands down

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@BaileyCarlin i got this one

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@SwissWatchGuy it makes me sick to my stomach that this type of political discourse is gone

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@NoCapFights this lady had me cracking up

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@alleywaykrew lol it's like the AI knows

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@CultureCrave take me to Homerland instead

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@akafacehots 61 failed lawsuits in federal court with actual litigators with advance law degrees found nothing BUT CANDACE OWENS found the evidence that shows "beyond a shadow of a doubt" that they cheated. right.

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@atrupar apparently "I don't want to be associated with genocide" is a "big yikes"

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@relscd holy shit dude

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@KatTheHammer1 1256 days sober lol

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@AltHistCody it's time

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@amishestrogen this is gonna ruin the tour

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@cianindublin comments on the youtube clip from 2 years ago is on point

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@airbagged "i wanna cancel my preorder" "ok" "(mumbles)....they put type-a type-b in.." "i'm sorry?" "there's... gender stuff in the game.." "i have no idea what you're talking about" "....never mind" "you want that back on the card or store credit?"

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@Eoe224 same vibe

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@saywhatagain this shit had me crying the day of the shooting.

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@jules_su i also heard if you engage with the "probable spam" replies, it makes your comments more eligible to be hidden.

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@Eve6 from your lips to God's ears

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@LolOverruled this is what i think is happening: the presser is the last straw. if stumbles thru this with only 1 or 2 gaffes, everyone's gonna rally behind him. If it's debate 2.0, he's done.

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@DrewPavlou no wonder his mom sold him for 30 percs

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@CosmonautMarcus dude lost all courage.

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@danlehnermusic remember when the made fun of white-trash racists & their fanbase got pissed?

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Why would The Babylon Bee attack their readers like this

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@ChiarelloERISA @Tesla @cybertruck @elonmusk this is you

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@oncloud_e "looking at your pictures makes me question my sexuality & that upsets me!!"

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@CantEverDie

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@notcapnamerica Meghan McCain gets owned so often on his site, you'd swear it was her main job.

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@PresidentToguro this legitimately happened.

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@deadbeatat_dawn this had me dying

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@drmistercody @whstancil *start whispering for no reason*

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@airbagged i've seen dudes with less fear looking down the barrel of a gun

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@smashpocket she is an ugly person

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@CocoaFox023 not every transphobe is an incel, but..

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@atrupar you omitted my favorite part of you getting bodied in the other comments

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@wessiedutoit the Wheelitis of 1933 comes to mind

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@WolfeyGlick this one had me dead. bye bye ursh

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Can I get to 300 followers? I’ll follow back anyone who follows me! #Resist

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@drmistercody it's never been more joever

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@camandfilm dude gets around.

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@JacksonBucket his face afterwards

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@indianloonie he was so well known, that when he landed on stage of Ford's Theatre(after fracturing his leg because his spurs got stuck on Old Glory), the two producers in the booth thought & said outloud "Is that John Wilkes?"

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@PeterTwinklage they want to lose?

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"Watz is a radical"

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@slowpuke_ when the #1 extrovert & the #1 introvert need to make the church instagram video.

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@drmistercody "dominant masculinity"

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@MelonieMac you're the biggest snowflake

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@adamtotscomix the dudes shitting themselves to death

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@uncle_deluge this fucking slaps

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@GabbyGurI The creators said his name is Alan & it has been spelled that way in the subtitles. this shouldn't be some gatekeeping tool..

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@HannaBarberaCap no fucking way this was a kids show

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@sinse000 @aisling_bn @bodegafeline @terraistrying @iamharaldur @cjbtoday bro, justifying gang rape is the scummiest thing i've seen on here in while & you should be ashamed.

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@HumanistReport OP

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Trump

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@scrumble_eggs this is actually totally fine. its the steel wool that makes me cringe

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@ettingermentum we are so back

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@Extralongdokkan i was rewatching the cell saga. dude beat a fat android clown & no one else.

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@HandyAndie1989 you're getting ratio'd by every comment. still time to delete your embarrassment.

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@thesarahkelly lol what was this posted on? & does pueblo count as a "surrounding area" to denver?

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@drmistercody 81 is old af

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@The_sigma_fem "SIGMA FEMALE IS SCUM!!" *one week later "excellent gains, queen"

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@Criminalsimpson this has meme potential

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@drmistercody @KonstantinKisin the silence is deafening.

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@trouble_man90 the president has zero influence? got it

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@shaun_vids the "eye stabbing" saga was outrageous

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@LolOverruled you can't hold us down

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@bklynb4by thanks i hate it

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@MichaelRapaport hey mike can you explain this?

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Israeli soldier admits he murdered an unarmed elderly Palestinian man who had his arms up in the air & begged to spare his life. The other soldiers applaud & praise him for it, shake his hand, give him a pat on the shoulder & say "all the respect"!

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@OnlyAWorldAway the only act of violence this whole time was when a right wing provocateur got tapped in the forehead with a miniature flag & immediately told the press she was "stabbed in the eye by a flagpole" victimhood & dehumanizing is their only tactics

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@agamids you deserve this (im talking to the guy that actually has this tattoo because they're ain't no way you have this on your arm)

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@DadyLak @akafacehots here ya go. didn't have to wait long. literally could've easily looked it up yourself, but too busy simping for trump

Trump’s judicial campaign to upend the 2020 election: A failure, but not a wipe-out

Trump lost the 2020 election litigation battle—but he received more judicial support than you might think.

www.brookings.edu

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@SharpFootball Secret Service just before shots rang out

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@inlanddernpire this was mine

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@afrocosmist coconut maxing baby

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@drmistercody im legitimately floored that an old white career politician listened to voters

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@SxarletRed i'll always remember shortly after the pandemic when they were giving out $300 a month stimulus checks for all parents making under $70k annually & then found out that those checks pulled almost half of poor families out of the poverty line. And then they just stopped it.

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@drmistercody @DineshDSouza we can skip xmas. this ratio was all i wanted.

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@eternallyRaq i've always said "at least we don't simp for Trump", but these lunatics cheering on a power hungry skeleton w/ dementia has brought the blue simps to light.

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@Srirachachau Give Kamala the reins just for the memes

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