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juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights

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my favorite die hard movie scene is when they are in the park and they have a 5g jug and a 3g jug, and need to reach 4g of water, leaving 1g of oxygen or the bomb would go off
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thought we'd see more kids named goku by now
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Guy who has only seen Paddington 2, watching his first music video: Getting a lot of 'Paddington 2' vibes from this...
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jesus was italian because he was visited by three wiseguys
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damn ellen
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was he a werewolf
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Legendary. #ThankYouTom
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wes anderson did it
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Twilight Zone episode where the characters clearly notice Rod Serling doing his introduction and are like "Uhh, who the fuck was that guy?" for the rest of the episode.
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tony soprano statue in lithuania
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got any soup
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kate winslet's boob in titanic was a generation defining first boob
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@carterhambley i knew a set of triplets where two were identical and then there was a third one who just there like how does it feel to be the odd man out of your own trio
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dude has got a huge health bar
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this dresser can really make a space alive with pleasure
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me reading the menu at taco bell after we pregamed on four lokos
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why his asscrack so long
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reservoir dogs (1992)
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what if kramer head just did that
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oh shit oh fuck i put the eiffel tower through the dishwasher are the french going to be mad at me
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@carterhambley i simply did not get my license until I was 24 because the road is scary and I'm afraid to die
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what the mainstream media doesnt want you to see
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this variety of guy is now extinct
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morpheus after getting assassinated in the now defunct the matrix mmo
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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this mfer couldve bought so many zoos
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Matt Damon on turning down #Avatar due to scheduling conflicts: “I was offered a little movie called Avatar, James Cameron offered me 10% of it. I will go down in history… you will never meet an actor who turned down more money.” ()
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alfred molina plays some of the weirdest roles i swear
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“New Amsterdam” (Season 1, Episode 4)
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a family can be 10 dads just 10 dads
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they should let batista interact with cartoon characters in a hybrid live action animated world
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Love how Dave Bautista is answering the question "What if Bob Hoskins was fucking massive?"
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they blurred doug's dick
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ah, cloud, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
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noho harkonnen
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First look at Austin Butler in DUNE: PART TWO
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any run the jewels fans out there?
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it's a fact
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they really bury the lede in breckin meyer's early life don't they
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podracing gets banned by the new republic after ratts tyerell's son starts a foundation to outlaw the sport after ratts dies in the boonta eve classic
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ok i need everyone's personal favourite world-shatteringly stupid star wars lore decision that is small enough to fit into a single tweet. mine is that they decided famous han solo quotes were due to a near deific belief in beating the odds as enshrined in corellian culture
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if we dunk on people that die for taking ivermectin, it's almost like beating a dead horse
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you flinched paul!
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don't let 5g corona distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
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i called it folks
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they should get christopher walken for dune 2
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this is arguably worse than ruthkanda
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I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.
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one film critic fucked
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No film critics have ever fucked
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Weird how the “international” house of pancakes just so happen to stop at both international borders 🥞👀
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a real hero would eat the pizza
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the only thing that'd make fallon as mad would've been if jonah mentioned something about horatio sanz
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keith lee looks like he signs the guestbook when he visits a museum
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he is aging like a computer man should
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PC wins Golden Joystick Award for 'Ultimate Hardware of All Time,' accepted by Gabe Newell.
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tony rock is the fakest name for a brother this side of dave franco
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Chris Rock's Brother Tony Rock Slams Will Smith Over Slap
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when your 6th grader explains why he doesn't want to go back to school in the fall
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theres only so much an uncle and a nephew can do they are natural rivals
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And when we needed them the most, they disappeared.
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mario kart: double dash!! (GCN - 2003)
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if you go to see morbius (2022), maria menounos doesn't even greet you before the movie
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is butterbean okay?
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What is your favourite line delivery in a film or TV show?
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vin diesel should be in a wes anderson movie
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having this in my dating profile for the food i like is how i won my wife over
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the people of hawaii after the latest ezra miller news story
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there has only been one good mitch in history
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guy whose favorite a24 film is tusk
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Well, everyone knows there isn't enough champagne to fill the Nile. What this film presupposes is... maybe there is
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lolita implies the existence of lmaolita
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nature is healing
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i want to eat at the brutal five guys
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@new_brutalism @BrutalHouse In the middle of Newcastle and looking pretty good.
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savage
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we should've stopped nerds before easter eggs and memes became mandatory for media to have
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
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@MatthewCVaughan they got my ass
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danny devito is the closest thing we have to a true american hero
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On Wednesday, @DannyDevito expressed solidarity with striking Nabisco workers. “NO CONTRACTS NO SNACKS,” he tweeted. Today, Twitter stripped him of his verified status, DeVito confirmed to More Perfect Union.
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the matrix: resurrections (2021)
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for whom the bob doles
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why are you as a man filled with constant sorrow and seeing trouble for all your days why are you as a man bidding farewell to old kentucky? the place you were born and raised?
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let the guy wear the red coat once
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Hallmark really has a formula…
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billy zane with a gun in titanic (1997) appreciation post
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in england they dont have i can't believe it's not butter they're got oy what's all this then? innit butter?
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mom i threw up
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the last temptation of christ: or you know jesus had to do it to em
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they fucked up never making dan aykroyd a comic book movie villain
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people never hearing of cbs sitcoms is nothing new how many of you are aware of this star stacked sitcom that cbs put out called pearl
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oswald had an easy shot, look at how big kennedy's head is
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Vintage Classic Postcards
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kennedy-assassination-site-november-22-1963_10385834023_o
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first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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why don't the snyderverse diehards ever ask for a new legend of the guardians: the owls of ga'hoole, they always focus on superheroes but those owls are a hoot man
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bowling alley screens when you get a strike
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paddington killed a guy
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Mr Brown is having forty winks. But I haven't seen his face move once.
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damn, looks like same
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let's hear it for harris yulin everybody nothing happened to him, just happy to think about him
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that's just brendon from home movies
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twitter brands wish they were as good at marketing as madison avenue used to be
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the only cartoon brave enough to ask what if we made phillip seymour hoffman a furry
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philip lewis
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Arthur, the beloved PBS cartoon, will end after its 25th season
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dudes just love hitting the tops of doorways when we walk through them
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love to learn facts about my favorite movie stars steve zahn... we've all been there
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its the most lucas thing here, american graffiti all the way
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Matt Moylan 🇨🇦
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There’s not an ounce of Star Wars in this image.
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new film discourse: if your movie has a fight scene in a bathroom, it is worth watching
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have you ever seen such a doo doo ass design
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DENNIS
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1. DENNIS 2. Brian 3. Carl
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can we get an f in the chat for kingo
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There's a first for everything: An MCU film with a rotten rating (at least as of this very moment)
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the one true king
@rejectnation
Film School Rejects
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Character actor John Cazale only appeared in 5 movies before his death at age 42, but every single one of them was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture. Here's a look at his unparalleled cinematic legacy:
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