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my favorite die hard movie scene is when they are in the park and they have a 5g jug and a 3g jug, and need to reach 4g of water, leaving 1g of oxygen or the bomb would go off
Twilight Zone episode where the characters clearly notice Rod Serling doing his introduction and are like "Uhh, who the fuck was that guy?" for the rest of the episode.
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i knew a set of triplets where two were identical and then there was a third one who just there
like how does it feel to be the odd man out of your own trio
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Matt Damon on turning down
#Avatar
due to scheduling conflicts: “I was offered a little movie called Avatar, James Cameron offered me 10% of it. I will go down in history… you will never meet an actor who turned down more money.”
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ok i need everyone's personal favourite world-shatteringly stupid star wars lore decision that is small enough to fit into a single tweet. mine is that they decided famous han solo quotes were due to a near deific belief in beating the odds as enshrined in corellian culture
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don't let 5g corona distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
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I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.
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On Wednesday,
@DannyDevito
expressed solidarity with striking Nabisco workers.
“NO CONTRACTS NO SNACKS,” he tweeted.
Today, Twitter stripped him of his verified status, DeVito confirmed to More Perfect Union.
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why are you as a man filled with constant sorrow and seeing trouble for all your days
why are you as a man bidding farewell to old kentucky? the place you were born and raised?
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first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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why don't the snyderverse diehards ever ask for a new legend of the guardians: the owls of ga'hoole, they always focus on superheroes but those owls are a hoot man
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Character actor John Cazale only appeared in 5 movies before his death at age 42, but every single one of them was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture. Here's a look at his unparalleled cinematic legacy: