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@uncuntrlable

5 years

Is the mans on the left holding up a capsule or am I trippin

miss kitty

@diskomfkitty

5 years

Will someone please edit my nipples out so I can post this on insta

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6 years

One time I was so high I was scrolling through Twitter and everything was so damn relatable and then I realized I was scrolling through my own fucking page lmao bitch

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6 years

If I had a boyfriend I would let him put gummy rings on his dick so I can eat them

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

Ur telling me flume decides to come back out of the fucking blue and he chooses lolla ? Give me a fucking basketball jersey, some converse, face glitter, and a bandana and call me beckychad because we going to LOLLAPALOOZA BOIS !!!!!!!!

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@lollapalooza

6 years

Here it is your 2019 #Lolla Lineup! Grab your 4-Day Tickets and get ready to party with Ariana Grande, Childish Gambino, Twenty One Pilots, The Strokes, Tame Impala, Flume, The Chainsmokers, J Balvin + more!

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6 years

Me tripping balls trying to get the imaginary hair out of my eye

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5 years

My guy was trying to record this gnarly set at the Silent disco....I’m sure he realized later there was no actual music playing in the video 🥺

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

If you see your friend being weird during psychedelics remember to not be weird about it and let them know they will be okay :) ground them and help them consciously remember who they are and where they are. Trip safely 💙

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@TayThuggz Had him rolling too

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@uncuntrlable

7 years

Oh fuck my heart...I felt this sadness in this tweet....

𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝕺𝕲

@obscuree_

7 years

can I still tag u in funny memes :(

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6 years

SOMEONE. PLS. SOMEONE. I WILL PAY U. LIKE 10 CENTS. TO SAMPLE THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAH PLS.

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

Was sitting waiting for Bassnectar come on and dude pulls out a baggy with about 100 blunts and starts passing them out like Oprah Winfrey "a blunt for you and you " everybody within 10 feet of us got a free blunt I love forest

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

Hear me out....a virtual reality headset where it puts you in your favorite festival and re watch sets....please help me make this become real

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

You guys ever just randomly feel like you're tripping for like 10 seconds ??? Someone explain

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6 years

Good sex changes you

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6 years

Ur girlfriend and u kissing is ur profile picture. U sliding into my dms after liking a picture of me in my underwear is A1 content of a piece of shit. *blocct and sent to ur girl*

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6 years

Not everyone wants a fucking back rub

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@uncuntrlable

6 years

*does bump* "I don't even like cocaine idk why I even do it"

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5 years

OHANA MEANS EVERYBODY GETS THEIR DICK SUCKED

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6 years

I feel terrible for not going to my family Christmas party but I need them to feel my absence because everytime I've ever gone to their holiday events I'm always leaving crying or upset bc they judge my appearance. I need them to realize what it's like if I'm not there.

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6 years

One time did a bit too much k before going into Wal-Mart and wanted icecream and couldn't read the labels so I slammed my forehead into the freezer door and Walmart lady said "r u good?" I said "haha you're welcome". Never again.

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5 years

How do I tell a friend I want to kiss her p*ssy while my boyfriend destroys mine

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6 years

Last night Joey (my boyfriend who passed away) visited me in my dream....i woke up crying. I got your message my love.

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6 years

WHO TF IS TED BUNDY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? WHERE IS HE HEADLINING?!??!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES HE PLAY ?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Sooooooooooo I didn't want to post about it until I had a for sure support and system behind me, but coming to all festivals and surrounding areas in 2019 is Mari-y-Juana's Paleteria Truck:) I'll be hitting fests and events with all the favorite Mexican treats and icecream 💘💘

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6 years

If u guys haven't heard we are no longer allowed to sit down at a festival or show so if u feel like buckling under your legs or God forbid your feeling tired DON'T. SIT. DOWN. BE A FUCKING TRUE RAVER AND JUMP THE ENTIRE TIME DON'T SIT U PU$$Y

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6 years

Most of my highschool peers are posting pics of their kids and I'm posting pics of me on the ground at a festival turnt as a bitch with a fucking mini hand life is crazy

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6 years

Fuck the yodeling boy this what I want at Wal-Mart

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5 years

Ok I didn’t know this mans scratched like dat

alyssa

@palmtoptigah

5 years

My favorite part is when @ShibaSanMusic does this during his sets 🥰

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5 years

The kids gateskeeping that griztronics song are the same ones who got into the scene less than a year ago and still call themselves wooks because they don’t wear socks with their vans and harem pants or fishnets and 2 piece Jo Ann’s fabric outfit

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4 years

Today I accomplished what my younger self never thought would happen....today I lifted a huge amount of fear off my shoulders...daughter of immigrants who sought out a better life for me, this is my present back to them. NEW AMERICAN CITIZEN COMING THROUGH!!🇺🇸🇲🇽❤️

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6 years

None of this is real can't be

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6 years

*goes on tinder* *finds guy* *hooks up* *gets mad when guy only wants to fuck* "ALL MEN R TRASH AND JUST HORN DOGS AND JUST WANT TO FUCK" yeah baby well what did u expect from tinder?

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6 years

Every hole begins with K

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6 years

Let her lick YOUR asshole

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6 years

So lmk why I fall in love with every fucking person after only knowing them for maybe 6 days

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6 years

Do you remember when Selena and Demi made that video and then Miley and Mindy made a video making fun of their video? That was some real ass tea sis.

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4 years

my friends and I snapped this weekend

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6 years

When you just got done going hard af at the main stage and walking back to the tent when you hear that “ffffffffffFFFtttt” from a tank

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6 years

If u saw me take off my skirt and dance in my panties halfway through the set I don't know who that was

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5 years

Tipper who?????????

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@ryry_driscoll

5 years

Disney world after they see #ultra is cancelled

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6 years

Don't say you want to be my sugar daddy and when I ask for money say "all you want from me is money huh?" Excuse me.....lmao

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5 years

@shae3131 I have to disagree. If I know I can’t afford to tip I will GLADLY go to a fast food joint and spend less money somewhere that pays someone a higher wage. OR go to the store and buy a meal for a week for a quarter of that.

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6 years

I can't be the only one who's been dumb high and opened their calculator app to put on their alarm....

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6 years

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF I SENT MY DAD THESE NAUGHTY PICS I MEANT TO SEND MY BOYFRIEND OMFGGGGGGG I HATE MYSELF !!!!!

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5 years

I can’t imagine rolling or tripping or even being too drunk to throw your trash IN A TRASH CAN. stop saying we need to give incentive for picking up trash. WE ARE HUMANS THAT SHOULD CARE ABOUT OUR LAND. WE ONLY HAVE ONE. HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST DROP IT INTO A BIN??

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I can't stand a Molly muncher coming up from behind me and giving me a massage that shit is mad weird

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If you’re still bitching about DnB at this point you might as well put up the pashmina and hat pins bc baby it’s getting shoved down your throat all 2020

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5 years

Girls who say hi to my mans and not me....wtf makes u think u can’t get these hot off the skillet hands bitch

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4 years

As server.....I can not wrap my head around the fact that I will begin to check IDs with the year 2000 on them.

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6 years

Hey guys!!! Selling my library card for more than face value. I paid 10 dollars selling for 100 I have bills to pay sorry /: but this benefits your education and opens a whole new world for you! Like I said tho I’m not responsible enough to pay for it so /: rt to help!!!!!<33

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6 years

A bag of wine taste better at a festival with your friends srry I don't make the rulez

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@kyleeatkinsss I love this picture but I’m pretty sure that guy on the left is holding a capsule in the air 😳😩

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6 years

If u guys keep talking about size I hope u know it's the year of small dick in 2019 science says it gives women more orgasms grow up and take a chode

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6 years

Somebody knock me out because I don't want to remember this

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My boyfriends life as a T1D (type 1 diabetic) has begun...thank you for the love and thoughts 🤍

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6 years

On black Friday @ work, some girl was wearing one of the cotton candy bassnectar beanies and I ran up to her and was like omG r u going to 360!? And she said wat do I know u? I was like no ur beanie and she was like oh it's my sister's lol and her friend said who's bassnectar:--(

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6 years

Pets with human names give me such delight

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5 years

It annoys me people are upset he didn’t play specific fucking songs like stfu I would love to trade places and just be grateful for being there Jesus shit y’all can’t appreciate nothing except for ur fucking bag of tranquilizer and brain suffocating air fuck

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6 years

Can u guys tag me some smaller business that sell fashion for festivals? My friend is trying to find clothes and I don't want her buying from Iheartstealingdesigns !!!!!! Pls help :::::]

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5 years

A fucking rehabilitation center babe

WUB DADDY 👽👾

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5 years

you only have one night left on earth... your down to your last eighth, 8 ball, 12 percs, 2 tabs of acid, baggie of shrooms, and a 6 pack... you get to full send to one last show, who are you going to see?

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5 years

Oh u mental?! And I swear if y’all think carts are better u r not ok at least use actual wax

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@treejacksonn

5 years

dab pens > dab rigs

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@mizedub Gotta keep the heart and blood in tip top shape

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6 years

If I tweeted something like this people on my Twitter would rip me a new asshole lmao

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@losstxforgotten

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I JUST DROPPED ACID AND ITS MY FIRST TIME ! 😫😍 Omg Its Finally Happening <333

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Crazy how I can be so in love and full of happy love but by myself I am full of sadness and anxiety can’t even stare in the mirror....the brain with a chaser of feelings gets me fucked up

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Bought chipotle only to sit in my car and eat it outside of chipotle ☆~anti~social~☆

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I use to talk mad shit on house and strictly dubstep only until I realized I was just exposed to shitty house. Met the right people and found my groove now it's 40 percent of what I listen to

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So ur just gonna bring me ketamine on bassnectar day to a bassnectar show on bassnectar day with bassnectar ketamine *breaks glass over ur head*

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6 years

"Do you rave a lot??" No I go to shows with music in a legal setting. I wish I did tho

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6 years

What do u call a girl with more than 2 numbers in her handles selling forest tickets for cheaper than what she paid for? S C A M M E R

Ally-Gator🐊

@ally02139706

6 years

Hey guys! I have two electric forest tickets for sale unfortunately my boyfriend couldn’t take off work like he thought:( I’m selling them for less then what I paid! It’s 2 GA. Please message me if you have questions! I’ll sell them for less then what I paid.

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If you’re going to the function sober good for u!!!! Luv that for u!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ but don’t look at me like I’m disgusting bc I’m letting loose and using my goodies because I’ve busted my ass for a whole month to enjoy one night of wrecklessness (in moderation of course)

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5 years

Why is my social anxiety getting worse as I’m getting older? I have never been awkward or uncomfortable around people but now it is SO difficult to even strike up a conversation with anyone

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5 years

@phoenix_dinae R u that fucking illiterate......that is not my picture 🥴

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6 years

My biggest fear is seeing the person i love, love someone else

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6 years

Idk maybe just me but : Basshead =bassnectar Bass head= fan of bass

c o u r t 🕸️

@_billybaddass

6 years

your opinion: is being a basshead in relation to bassnectar or the general love of bass? it's for science

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6 years

Dear locals.....this is not what I do at shows. Please don't think of me as this kind of person. This is not normal electronic music kind of people. Thank x

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Bridget letting us know this morning she’s finally happy and free .... 💖

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6 years

For the record my dads first language is Spanish and he texts me in English so fuck off u fucking stupid dick sucking rancid pussy smelly jack ass

Evgjny DEEZKNUZTOFF

@JahBloodafari

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Your dad spells like a 3rd grader

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6 years

Why can't you want me like the other boys do?

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6 years

Scientifically proven if you drink enough four loko your pussy will taste like no dignity

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I wore sweats to a show for the first time and tbh....I don’t think I’m ever dressing up for a show again lmao

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6 years

People on Twitter are real life choosing excision over tipper.....excuse me while I delete my account and yeet it across the galaxy

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5 years

I eat white bitches like her for breakfast

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3 years

I haven’t gone to a single festival this year and honest to god I don’t feel that much fomo….is this growing up?

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6 years

Holy shit my phones at 15% brb gotta masturbate and find a porno before it dies

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6 years

Oh fuck I would not act right in bed the night of my proposal if this was how he gave it to me

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@lunamosity_

6 years

but how could u say no if someone proposed with one of these

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Everyone likes to eat pizzas at festivals but I’m trying to find the most refreshing and sweetest fruit slushieeeeeeeee

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6 years

When you accidently go over that strip in the middle/side of the road

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5 years

Imma plug a few things. 1: drink water 2: be nice to each other 3: I sell content and my only fans is Or message me for more details on price and content. 4: adopt shelter animals

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Bitch I will fucking fight you this early in the morning idgaf....white don’t know who they fuck with

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6 years

I'm going to glue swarovski crystals on my punani and charge 300 dollars a nude because it's the crystals

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6 years

Me after a weekend at a Tipper curated event

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4 years

Or we need people to stop self diaognosing and seeing it as a cute trend 😌

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6 years

*when ur an adult at a show* “Scuse me” “sorry” “my bad” “excuse me” “thanks”

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5 years

Netflix has a movie on cam girls, a show on BDSM (fantasy pleaser) and a movie on sugar babies...WE ARE BREAKING TABOO AND SILENCED HUSTLES LADIES. BIG MOVES. B I I I G MOVES.

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For $700 I want Britney Spears hanging from a fucking pine tree pouring tequila down my throat

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6 years

We can all rest now 😌😌

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6 years

My mom growing up beat the fuck out of me. You will never catch me laying a hand on my kids. In my house you will learn to be a reasonable human who is assertive, honest, and communicative about our feelings. Break the cycle.

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You know what I wish I had? A flat tummy and no love handles:( you know what I ~DO~ have? Yummy nutritious food in my fridge and enough money to treat myself to things everyday when I’m hungry. I must be grateful for the right things.

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