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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

2 months

So excited to have our first trailer out!

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@DiscussingFilm

2 months

The first trailer for Anna Kendrick’s ‘WOMAN OF THE HOUR’ has been released. Follows the true story of a woman who won a dating contest with a man who turned out to be a serial killer.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Without my permission, this news network used a clip from one of my favorite videos... And it's now taken down from my channel for infringing their copyrights.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Eu falo inglês. Mas ainda puxo. Toda. Vez.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

8 years

I HAVE BETTER TEMPERAMENT!!!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 months

It takes 2GB of RAM and 60GB of storage to simulate ~300 neurons. If we scale that linearly (eew) to other organisms: Fruit Fly (~100K neurons): 0.7 TB of RAM 20 TB of storage Mouse (~75M neurons): 500 TB of RAM 14,900 TB of storage Human (~86B neurons): 570,000 TB of RAM 17

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4 months

You can simply upload the mind of a C. Elegans worm and run a simulation. If the worm matrix runs on my M1 Mac, what are the chances we are actually in base reality?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

8 years

...then we talk about guns ...then we talk about mental health ...then nothing happens

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

🙀

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Holy moly. Death Stranding... I've never seen anything like this. 🤐

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Chance of dying from COVID: 3.42% “Meh. It’s never gonna happen to me.” ——— Chance of winning lottery: 0.00000000342% “I’m feeling real good about this ticket!”

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Can you help @YouTube and @TeamYouTube ?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

“Chat support is available 24/7” lol

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Happy birthday, @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN !

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

3 years

in two days...

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

14 days

@danaroach I remember this -- he was at the top of my feed every single time. I unfollowed and it didn't help. I eventually had to mute him.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

@showanahaber On a completely unrelated note, the video is below. Currently, the only place on the internet you can watch the whole thing. It'd be a shame if this got thousands of views... (Thank you again to @MIMphx for securing the rights to the music used here!)

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

👀

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

CCing @showanahaber here too, who has the copyright claim

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Good morning. Welcome to Day 2 of this still being an issue. Let’s find out how long it takes for it to get fixed.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 months

@bitcloud oh ok

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Does this mean I get to play Death Stranding now? ( @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN )

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6 years

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

2 years

Okay. Didn't realize today was the day I'd shed a tear because of... a chatbot 🥹

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

@felipeneto esquerda: "pão de leite" direita: "a não, mãe... pão com carne moída pro meu aniversário de novo?! não dá pra comprar um bolo não?"

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

3 years

Mads Mikkelsen is the kid who doesn’t study for the test, but gets an A+ anyway 👏every👏time.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

P.S. Just saw some amazing Death Stranding stuff. I’d like to inform my followers that the @MysteryGuitarM twitter account is going to be devoted solely to promotion of the game when it comes out.

HIDEO_KOJIMA

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

5 years

Finally I got to meet Joe Penna, the director of ARCTIC, the masterpiece that Mads Mikkelsen starred in.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

3 years

15 years ago today, I registered a YouTube channel called “MysteryGuitarMan”. I thought it’d be a fun experiment. Little did I know that it would end up changing my life.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

When you spend tens of millions of years becoming oil, only to be sold at -$30 dollars

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Happy birthday, @theofficialmads ! Here we are talking about how he’s gonna have to redo a long trudge through the snow.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

this ain't it, chief.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

To everyone who still says that PG-13 movies can only have one F-bomb: ARCTIC has seven, and it's rated PG-13.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

There we were. And here we are.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Still my proudest moment in life:

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Let's all remember: It's 2019 and you still still can't edit tweets.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Me too, Mads... me too...

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

This is my new favorite article.

How to Tell Mads Mikkelsen’s Polar From Mads Mikkelsen’s Arctic

Which “Mads Mikkelsen saves a young woman in the snow” thriller is which?

slate.com

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

2 years

Se 1 dólar = 1 segundo… O salário mínimo no Brasil? 3 minutos e 22 segundos. 1 milhão de dólares? Quase 12 dias. Elon Musk tem 71 SÉCULOS.

Vitor HC

@decollo_

2 years

Essa explicação do Joe sobre os segundos é muito fácil de entender quanto dinheiro uma pessoa como o Bezos o elo Musli tem. Se do seu parto aos seus 30 anos você ganhar 1 dólar por segundo você NÃO TERÁ 1 BILHÃO DE DÓLARES. Só no twitter foi oferecido mais de 44 VEZES ESSE VALOR

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

All I can say is that @Kojima_Hideo is top. The very top.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

qnd eu cheguei no yt, era tudo mato

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

7 years

How it feels to color grade RAW footage

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

7 years

Imagine if libraries didn't exist, and I pitched you libraries. You'd think I'm crazy.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Me: Why yes, it is @Kojima_Hideo .

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

#StowawayMovie release date: April 22 on @Netflix . 🚀 . . . . . . . . . . 💥 🌎

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

@MKBHD “You’re welcome.” - Apple, when removing stuff from the box and selling it for the same price.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

ARCTIC teaser trailer is going up tomorrow on the MysteryGuitarMan channel – and you get to choose the thumbnail!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

@lucasinutilismo 🙌 🙌

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

And 30 days later – that’s a wrap on @AnnaKendrick47 ! One more day left 👩‍🚀

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

People: "Joe, you should make YouTube videos again!" Me: "You know, that could be fun! It's been years. I'm sure YouTube fixed all the issues that made me leave in the first place." Me: uploads a copyright-free video. YouTube, immediately:

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

e aí galera que assiste meu canal tudo bom com vocês?!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

9 years

If I hit the 1.3 billion jackpot, I’ll give $1000 to anyone who retweets this.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

9 years

Headed to @IISuperwomanII and @AstrosWanted ’s premiere!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

@PhillyD

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

*closes Twitter* Immediately: “Hm, I wonder what’s up on Twitter.” *opens Twitter*

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

@MKBHD I've tried it too. Me: "Hey, I saw an MKBHD video that recommended these." Them: "No, these can't do HD." Me: "Oh, no... like, mkbhd, the YouTube video--" Them: "Sir, these are headphones. They can't do video."

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Exactly one year ago, I lost my wallet. Today, we found it in Jonah’s trick-or-treating bucket...

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

2 years

Sorry... WHAT?!?!

Luma AI

@LumaLabsAI

2 years

✨ Today we are launching NeRF Reshoot on iOS! Capture lifelike 3D and then create incredible shots all day using AI and the most intuitive 3D editor ever, right on your iPhone. Available on the AppStore, today! #3d #ai #nerf #lumaai

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

8 years

@ChrisEvans He forms great, the best sentences, the very best.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

7 years

Hey, @youtube - I'm not sure I can think of a more family-friendly video on my channel. What gives?!!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

7 years

There are two types of people in the world:

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

✈️✈️✈️✈️

Deadline

@DEADLINE

4 years

EXCLUSIVE: Joe Penna has been set to direct @ParamountPics ' World War II action pic #BlessedEvent

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

...and not only because I got Death Stranding socks, but because it is impossible to overhype it.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Collectible movie tickets?! So. Cool. Korea is living in 3019.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

@monark é nóiz

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

11 years

(•_•) <) )╯all the single ladies / \ (•_•) \( (> all the single ladies / \ (•_•) ╰) )╯put your hands up / \ (•_•) <) )╮oh oh oh / \

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

ARCTIC is now available onAmazon Prime!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

🇵🇹 Portugal: Draw 🇪🇸 Spain: Draw 🇦🇷 Argentina: Draw 🇩🇪 Germany: Loss 🇧🇷 Brazil: Draw What is going on in this #worldcup2018 ?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England vs Tunisia tomorrow. I’m guessing it’s gonna be 7-1. Tunisia, of course.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

So happy to announce that @AnnaKendrick47 is the star of my next movie, 'STOWAWAY'! Check out the story from @THR here:

Anna Kendrick to Star in Sci-Fi Thriller ‘Stowaway’ (Exclusive)

Anna Kendrick has signed on to star in 'Stowaway,' a sci-fi thriller from XYZ Films. YouTube star turned filmmaker Joe Penna and Ryan Morrison, the duo behind the survival thriller 'Arctic,' make up...

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 months

You know what wasn't fun? Releasing ARCTIC (starring Mads Mikkelsen) in theaters the same week that POLAR (starring Mads Mikkelsen) started streaming on Netflix.

Michael Mohan

@michaelmohan

6 months

Releasing a film amidst the context of a bafflingly similar film is obviously not at all desirable. I've been able to make light of it, and really love that people are taking in both + appreciating what makes each of our stories unique.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

3 years

Me as a Brazilian watching #InTheHeights

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

3 years

And once again, I have wasted my entire shower on a FAKE ARGUMENT I’LL NEVER HAVE.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Ecstatic to be able to announce this! #StowawayMovie is headed to @Netflix 🚀✨

Deadline

@DEADLINE

4 years

EXCLUSIVE Netflix takes most of the world on Joe Penna sci-fi ‘Stowaway’ with Anna Kendrick, Toni Collette, Daniel Dae Kim & Shamier Anderson

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Any recommendations on an alarm that won’t wake up the person next to you? A vibrating smart watch, or something?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

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@samsheffer I agree, though I understand the backlash. If Marques reviewed this app, he'd shred it to pieces. Proudly releasing and standing by it gives the feeling that he's not holding himself as accountable as he did others. It's another "Zod's Snapped Neck" situation. Chris Stuckmann

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

On this flight, I’m sitting next to a Polish lady. Her husband is Portuguese. He spent THREE YEARS secretly learning Polish. But then, instead of having some romantic proclamation, destroyed his surprise when he was drunk and started speaking Polish.

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Joe Penna

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11 years

We're having a boy :)

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Hey. @Wheezywaiter is about to hit 1M subscribers on YouTube and totally deserves it. Go check his videos out.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

I mean...

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Dois BR num hotel aqui na Alemanha + eu. 1: “Esse cara ali não parece com o MysteryGuitarMan?” 2: “Quem?” 1: “Aquele mano do YouTube. Passou no Fantástico.” 2: “Nunca ouvi falar.” 1: “Te mostro os vídeos depois. Faz tempo que não vejo... o que será que ele está fazendo agora?”

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Joe Penna

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8 years

...and Bernie was called "unelectable".

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Joe Penna

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5 years

I need all of these that exist. In fact, I need a whole subreddit to be dedicated to these.

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Joe Penna

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4 years

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Sigh... of course. #PresidentialAlert

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

I'm gonna get this picture of us framed.

Mads-Mikkelsen-not-only-Hannibal

@BabaYagaNotOnly

5 years

#MadsMikkelsen and director Joe Penna attend the screening of "Arctic" during the #CannesFilmFestival on May 10, 2018 .

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Vinte anos nos EUA. VINTE! E AINDA PUXO!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

2 years

👀 🥶

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

@jacksfilms Who hurt you?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

@_mardial_ Approved.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

And the official trailer from @bleeckerstfilms is live!

IndieWire

@IndieWire

6 years

IndieWire has called #Arctic one of the best wilderness thrillers ever made, with career-best work from Mads Mikkelsen. Watch the trailer here:

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Have you tried injecting bleach?

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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Joe Penna

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4 years

your emu suit vs. the E.M.U. suit she tells you not to worry about

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Them: "Joe, why don't you wanna be a full-time musician?" Me:

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Why do the ninja turtles wear masks over their eyes? Are they trying to hide their identities? Like, are there any other mutant turtles around?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

@showanahaber To anyone asking about filing a counterclaim or asking for damages on this clear overstep of copyright: I'd have to show that this video got hundreds of thousands of views on another platform where I'm not monetizing it (e.g. Twitter).

Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

5 years

Without my permission, this news network used a clip from one of my favorite videos... And it's now taken down from my channel for infringing their copyrights.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

I've never questioned the fact that Donkey Kong is not a donkey.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

Anyone else kinda freak out when you’re watching a series or movie, and people are hanging out without masks?

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

6 years ago...

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

10 years ago, and I had just hit 1 million subscribers!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

We just passed $2M in the American box office! More overseas! Thank you so much to everyone who has seen it so far 🤘🤘👍👍

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

7 months

@AndrewCurran_ That's what they named it?! Maybe these "FBI Surveillance Van" WiFis are real.

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

6 years

Happy to finally announce that we have a release date for ARCTIC. February 1, 2019 Mark your calendars!

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Joe Penna

@MysteryGuitarM

4 years

🇧🇷🇧🇷🚀🚀

netflixbrasil

@NetflixBrasil

4 years

O cara apagou e perdeu o ponto. Até aí tudo bem. O problema é que a nave agora só vai parar em Marte. Meu novo filme Passageiro Acidental chega dia 22 de abril.

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Joe Penna

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6 years

Any luck yet, @johngreen ?

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