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none of us is clean, but some are truly filthy | all opinions expressed here are your fault | striving for a change of coarse #GetShitty

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Now that the truth has been revealed, I can finally forgive Rose!! I still DON’T forgive her, but now I at least can.💩
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@LqLana “Republicans” are getting abortions when they want and need them - the vileness of their anti-woman (and therefore NECESSARILY anti-family) agenda extends to hypocrisy as well.
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@WeepyLuna @TanaIsBananas Probably more has to do with a highly sensitized person who already has her emotional and physical needs met. Being able to fully appreciate in the moment means that “better” (the constant comparison) is absent. I suspect that joy sometimes looks a lot like contentment.🙂
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@silentkil_er A menu for a reasonably-good Indian restaurant
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@mightbeautistic I call it “glitching”. It’s loads of great fun to glitch mid-sentence, not be able get to the end of the sentence, start the sentence again, get stopped in the same place, wait, start the sentence AGAIN, then finish the sentence realizing that you no longer care about the point.
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@JCDCF1 @realTuckFrumper None of that matters. The kid earned her diploma. The administrator failed. Your school sucks. *Truly* NOTHING worth seeing here.
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@PopularLiberal I’m not in love with all of Newsom’s policies, and am hardly a fan of Taylor Swift as an artist, but neither of them are wrong here. Representative democracy is ROOTED in voting, and as such *should* be a REPUBLICAN value. Sadly, Dems are better republicans than Republicans…
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@fever_us Why would I go to an exhibit when I could see it up close from a submersi… Never mind.😐
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@WeepyLuna @itslinzzzz Years ago while being interviewed, Adele said that she’d intentionally misinform certain people to see who’d gossip about her. In that moment, I instantly found a new-at-the-time celebrity crush.🙂
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@spaceghost re: #4 : unfollowed 🤷‍♂️☹️
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@highbrow_nobrow …or, stated more simply:
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@ADHDForReal I steal a lot of memes from @supavgjosh .🤷‍♂️
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@AutisticCallum_ Here’s the thing, autistics: the world is not set up for you, and most aren’t equipped to help you figure it out. I stopped going to therapy when I realized that my allistic therapist needed REPEATED reminding of how I see problems. …because *my* “perspective” is “unusual”.😐
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@LqLana Not pro-life, pro-afterlife. Well, not pro-afterlife either, because true faith requires deference to “God’s wisdom” rather than asserting one’s interpretation of it. Pro-family? Being against a living wage and women’s health, can’t claim that either. Now, not even pro-birth…
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@womcintosh @SelectSpeed @be_happyto @JRStaffa Don’t give them facts. Never ever give them facts. Facts ruin the narrative. Every time.
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@robbystarbuck @Brezia_Tomson @elonmusk @EndWokeness “Our long shared norms and language”?!😂😂 Who’s the “us” behind the “our” to which you refer??
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@MadonnaNationX @historyinmemes Whitney was the real deal. Anyone chipping at her addiction needs to get a grip - what she brought to the table as a talent (let alone under ridiculous circumstances) only has parallels in people like Billy Holiday and maaaybe Amy Winehouse. She’s a legend…for great reasons.
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@elonmusk @RichardDawkins …and on a totally unrelated note:
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@FixinYourUglies @RpsAgainstTrump Not to mention that if Conald had been in prison where he belongs, the shooter would still be alive too, and Conald himself wouldn’t’ve had to “face” his “deadline”. Our 2-tiered justice system - and more importantly Conald himself - are directly responsible for those 2 deaths.
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@livenotbyseries Prager’s endorsement is the best reason to avoid this project! Thanks for the advisory.👍❤️💩
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@NotyaBizz @Route_60plus That joke is grossly homophonic. (Following you out…)
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@KingMoeSZN @KerryHopkinsTV @noxteryn @I_Am_Winter @TopVideosOnly Not “potentially” but an ACTUALLY harmful chemical (synthetic xenoestrogen). If you like a healthy endocrine system, avoid plastics as much as possible generally, and heated plastics in contact with your food particularly.
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@MargaritaDali1 @joncoopertweets *Counting* is “woke”?!😂😂
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@afterdeathfilm @AngelStudiosInc Yeah, but the studio behind “Sound of Freedom” also brought us “Sound of Freedom”, so the credibility gap is sort of pretty much enormous.
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@candice_counsel Called a “French 7”, the line through a “7” distinguished it from a “1”. The line also intended help to separate numbers from letters - a slash through a “0” (zero) identified it from an “o”, and a “Z” from a “2”.
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@ProudElephantUS More curious why Stone Mountain Park, with its homage to the Confederacy and the KKK is such a favorite of present-day “Republicans”. Yeah, me too.🙂
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@jimstewartson Flynn’s “editing” is insulting. The Puritans (Christians) fled the tyrannical oversight of the…wait for it…Anglican Church (other CHRISTIANS), which’d broken away from the…wait for it…Roman Catholic Church (which also happens to be CHRISTIAN). Anyone else see the pattern?😐
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@Sheri_Rogers01 @JaneTea4 Ignoring Britt’s lies for the moment…her observation that Riley was “murdered by one of the millions of illegal border crossers” misses the RARITY of that occurring. 1 in 2mil (at least) works out to a 0.0000005% chance of that happening (at MOST) - or, simply, a TOTAL OUTLIER.
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@RossKneeDeep Military service should be optional, but EVERYONE should be required to serve the country in *some* capacity for 2 years. The SAME healthcare coverage afforded to nat’l politicians should be the NAT’L norm. Politicians should be REQUIRED to send their kids to PUBLIC school. Etc…
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@uusaint Leave It To Beaver
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@swd2 So she actually has access to a fantastic stovetop and absolutely NO idea how to cook.
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@WaywardRabbler @GeorgeTakei ICYMI, this is the Republican Party in 2024…
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@RpsAgainstTrump @TheBeatWithAri *Lock him BACK up The treachery of Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, John Eastman, and Rudy Giuliani knows no bounds except but by imagination. Each is deplorable individually, but in combination, they made The Swamp what it is…
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@IsDrainBamaged @BidenHQ Death by a dozen cuts isn’t a compelling defense of your point…
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@softtail65 “Night Train”, James Brown
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@uusaint They’re gonna need lube.
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@ArtCandee I hope that Bannon shares a cell with someone who smells as bad as Bannon he looks.🙂
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@Urbanartist2 I played it backwards and got 666.🤷‍♂️
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@ChiavettaNancy @jonslater37 Hats off to you for proper use of the word “myriad”.
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@KeneAkers Many Framers had fought in the Revolutionary WAR to affirm the declaration of INDEPENDENCE; a war waged against the British King who ALSO happened to be the head of the Anglican Church. The brilliance of the Constitution lies in its simultaneous break from monarchy AND religion.
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@DannyDeraney Prince AND Tom Petty should still be here (and performing together?!❤️🤯)!!💖🤘😔
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@leahfrombklyn By no means forget the parents who chose to enrich themselves rather than raise their children well. Boomer values MASSIVELY contribute to the current mess, but not only as victim: generations of Latch Key Kids suffer in the HUGE gap created by their financially driven parent/s.
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@JaneotN @BugdenSteven So…if God is OMNIPOTENT, and ALL is done according to His will, then why do religious people care what happens prior to being “reunited”? It seems that if one was TRULY FAITHFUL, there’d be little interest in politics. Too many Christians understand NEITHER religion NOR gov’t…
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@IsDrainBamaged @BidenHQ Which is to say that you’re ignorant of how OPEC operates and Trump’s tampering… Furthermore, companies set the prices for their goods and services, not gov’t - what corps ACTUALLY did in ‘23 was take advantage of an artificially constrained supply-chain to reap record profits.
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@Dave87gns @EllCee14 @ThomasStewartC1 @itsJeffTiedrich Operative phrase: “from the outside”. Far-ranging cases like Trump’s corruptions are bound to have multiple implications on a co-conspirator, ones that make the case more clearly and completely IF PATIENT. The J6 testimony hasn’t even wrapped yet, and that’s FREE money. Relax.
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@whois_John_Galt @LelloucheNico @elonmusk I do, and you’re wrong. ~ Equality in democracy refers to ACCESS; tiering the service in such a way that hobbles baseline features on some accounts ENSURES INequality…which is the OPPOSITE of equal participation implied by democracy, hence NO FREE SPEECH. See how that works?
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@Scarlet_18hot Just in time for new management, and likely a nice increase in rent.😐
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@mattsheffield My girlfriend is dating Tim Scott??💔🥺 Damn it, girlfriend, stop dating also Tim Scott.☹️
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@marfisi @laurenancona As a “fan” (short for “fanatic” or “fanatical”), I love that some are so nuts that this episode of X_Files lives on after DECADES and finally found you. A huge fan of Michael McKean and the show myself, I remember this episode, and am glad that you, as artists, get to relive it!
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@insultsrare Mistaking women for shoes was the first problem…
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@chelseahandler Men have a tradition that also recently underwent a “you go fella!” type of celebratory upgrade. It’s name: misterbation. Misterbation can take various forms too - sometimes as open affairs, other times as privates, and may also be shared w/ others (including total strangers).💩
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@goldengateblond A+ kidding** too - he’s got a legit sense of humor, and talent on the trombone, and is basically scoring his mom’s life. (**aside from blowing reveille, that is…)
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@sensorystories_ Respectfully, no. Although society’s norms set the standard, they are NOT necessarily morally good, in the same way that certain other traits are marginalized (race, gender, sexual preference, etc.). Autists aren’t “sick”, they’re marginalized by the choices of a sick society.
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@pawljl @TristanSnell NOT “heresay” in ANY respect…and if it can be authenticated IS evidence. It’s NOT a partisan issue, and if a federal prosecutor presents it as EVIDENCE in court, will be something for which Trump’s defense team will have to account lest Trump reasonably spend time in prison.
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@softtail65 The werewolf-elect is awaiting induction into the Waffle House of Representatives; he won’t swear-in tho bc “the virgin Holy Moly hates pottymouthers”. Also, allegedly his name apologized to MTG for its role in the evil space laser industry, and he agreed to secretly abort her.
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@jp262 @LqLana A pine box requires dead trees, and a labor-intensive hole to be dug. Cremation requires a lot of fuel, and an expensive license to be obtained. A cinderblock and chain, a short motorboat ride, and a deep, deep ocean, otoh, are almost free by comparison. Just sayin’…
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@marfisi @0suspensions @laurenancona Literally happening in real (reel?) time.😂😂
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@1800factsmatter @patriottakes This segment is a specific critique of those who didn’t stand up to oppression, but let’s not forget that those INSISTING on the oppression were “conservatives”. Liberals might’ve been cowards in his eyes, but they weren’t the ones doing the lynching. Context matters.
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@mszrsmerci Chaos…🫠
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@TamCocar @mandala_mandy Or, he could do what you do: indentify as an asshole and not receive shit.👍
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Everyone who sees this deserves to see this.❤️💩
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
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@NotHoodlum @spearsmarie98 This is…well…priceless.❤️❤️ He was a(n entirety) blunt (mostly) tool who’ll be (entirely) forgotten (mostly) quickly. Thanks for the update.
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@fever_us Don’t really need to take that trip to know what life was like on board the Titanic. At first, it was dry for a little while, but then it’s been very wet ever since.
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@softtail65 My no-cheat list: Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, Patti Smyth, Pat Benatar, and Alice Cooper. ~ Kinda pissed that I didn’t get the regular credit - let alone the extra - for the fantastic Aretha Franklin, or Janice Joplin. Alice Cooper will never forgive me.
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@JimmyLeafTender @kelgarcia72 @gtsbri @switchshack @palina444 @BipolarRecorder @rudicelmatthew @purehappymess @jeremyemery1984 @IndigenousMama1 @AnEffulgence @kirby_is_ELITE @Farmer31548981 @GrandpaMiroslav Pete continues to be a *beast*; I’m stating now PUBLICALLY that I forgive him for dating my future wife. Also thanks for the gif, which I assume is meant to cure the broken heart that I suffered in realtime at the hands of the “love bot” (whose “selfie” wasn’t even a nude💔☹️).
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@TheSarcasticist @LizaVigue @CalliopeAnim You’ve got the conspiracy backwards: some covering for the ACTUAL pedophiles did NOT engage in the pedophilia, meaning no “Lavender Mafia”. And considering that ALL clergy is SUPPOSED TO live an “unmarried lifestyle”, you make NO sense. Your comfort w/ child abuse is deplorable.
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@Sahara_Stevens @NotHoodlum @TheAstuteGaloot Nothing. She’s a Picasso model. Be nice.
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@joshtpm @EliseStefanik So, @EliseStefanik leveraged the misery of homelessness, then used those exposed people to commit @StolenValor1 FRAUD, THEN used the entire mess to further HER political career. She’s no more “Republican” than @RepSantosNY03 …and @SpeakerMcCarthy is feckless. Total grifters.
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@drrck11 @SpeediMart Exhibit A for the defense:
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@stanford1986 @pattonoswalt Not only a substantial mischaracterization of what was said…but the oddest partisan defense of even mildly-comparable statements. Never could’ve imagined that lighting and time of day could so deeply hurt someone’s feelings. We are truly becoming a NATION of snowflakes…
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@nemo_bob @MAstronomers The Moon has been retreating from the Earth for ~4.5billion years at a rate of 1.5”/year. What’s the design part?
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@RonDeSantis 61 h, 53.6k views: 356 likes Let that sink in. ~ You *need* a LOT more than my support, and you can count on it if it makes you feel better. You don’t actually *have* my support, but - because I’m a FAR better person than you are - you can count on it if you’d like.❤️💩
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@kushibo Ladies, it is NOT okay to vilify an entire movement just because your boyfriend changes his priorities.
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@WhiteSoxic If you don’t appreciate his passion for locally-sourced indoor lounging, YOU might be the problem…
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@debbie156 @arizonaslaw @KariLake One of 2 “strategies” that should leave taxpayers FUMING. The other: politically-motivated recall elections. The potential ouster of Gov. Newsome via “special election” (<1yr before the general election!) by so-called “small gov’t” Republicans cost California taxpayers >$270mil.
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@OreoExpress @chrisdmowrey The POTUS does NOT set the prices for corporations. Dictates neither margins, nor profits, nor how those profits are distributed to either executives or shareholders. At the same time, Trump wants to impose tariffs. If you’d’ve gone to school, this’d mean something to you.😂😂
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@Urbanartist2 Your cat might have rabbis.
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@RealHickory @DC_Draino I do. Every day. Every day, I pray for a fair and just verdict in his several law suits by either competent judges or juries of his fellow citizens under the rule of law. And if, as called for by the rule of law, he is found guilty, that his sentences be aligned to his crimes.
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@AlacritysWhatev Sven “I’m not. even. Danish.”
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@altonbrown @BrianKempGA Beg to differ… Once elected, politicians represent *everyone* under their jurisdiction, arguably even MORE so those who DIDN’T vote for them since, principally, democracy isn’t supposed to be an excuse for tyranny over the minority. (Our politics OFTEN get this part wrong…)
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@LanceUSA70 So for clarity: in Oklahoma, abortion IS murder, but MURDER isn’t murder.
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@ipaticy @jaubreyYT …unless he claims that he (a) wasn’t responsible for the post (eg. hacked, campaign staffer wrote it, etc.), or (b) explains it as “parody”. Either way, that blustery jackass just exposed himself AGAIN…and on MULTIPLE levels.
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@KeneAkers Loving (1967) was a test of EXACTLY this issue; a justice of the peace ignorant of or openly hostile to a SCOTUS case that injures nothing more than his feelings is an affront to his DUTIES as a PUBLIC servant and a BETRAYAL of his oath of office. He should removed IMMEDIATELY.
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Uncle Shitty ❤️💩
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@WeepyLuna @TanaIsBananas Thank you, and glad you think so.😌
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