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@uncle90705
Albert
1 year
Message for any gents out there, especially of a certain age. 2nd friend in 12mths diagnosed with prostate cancer. No symptons and picked up on routine check which has hopefully caught early enough🤞 Please get yourself a PSA check. It could save your life 💙 #prostatecancer
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@uncle90705
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1 year
Fuck off
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@uncle90705
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7 months
Fuming 😂😂 Just cut in to a Tesco “finest” Scotch egg and the fucking egg is missing 🤦‍♂️
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@uncle90705
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5 months
I’ve only just seen the England shirt and the flag nonsense from Nike. “Unite and inspire” We don’t need a different flag to do this. I suspect this is because of the ridiculous clowns who see our own flag as racist. I hope this hits them in the pocket!
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@uncle90705
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8 months
@ZoeParamour About as funny as Nish Kumar
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@uncle90705
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6 months
Looks like all the lockdown/covid dickheads are out in full force If you’re tweeting Covid isn’t over seek professional help Bell ends
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@uncle90705
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8 months
Anyone ever heard the weather being described as a bomb until recently? 😂
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7 months
@g_gosden Countries where farmers have recently protested. Was this because of Brexit? You are a such a tool
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3 months
@ukhomeoffice Are you going to do anything with the tens of thousands of extremists that are already in the country?
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6 months
Anyone else say night to their dogs? 😂
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7 months
It’s ‘Islamophobia’ to not allow Palestinian flags to be displayed in schools. What do you call it when schools are threatened with being bombed and burnt down or when teachers have death threats? What do you call it if they are too scared to open because of angry mobs outside?
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@uncle90705
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7 months
You can sing hymns but the whole of London has to listen to this shite
@ReturnofColin2
TheManWhoFellToEarth🥃🚬
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"Thou shalt not sing Christian songs outwith church" Meanwhile...............
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5 months
If this happens I will dip my bollocks in the 12 feet of snow 🙄
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@uncle90705
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2 months
@LaindonFEMINIST How can you be a feminist? Many of the party you have voted for cant even describe what a woman is 😂
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@uncle90705
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1 year
Does anyone remember when the UK government spent £320million to frighten people with propaganda like this? #lockdownfiles
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1 year
Shame he missed the penalty 😂
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@uncle90705
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7 months
Should have filmed this for all the naysayers 😂😂 Just got replacements from Tesco express and No fucking egg in one of them again 😂😂😂😂 #egggate
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@uncle90705
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2 months
@therealmissjo Not been to Helsinki but Tallinn is a beautiful city. Diversity is not a strength.
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@uncle90705
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5 months
There are a few rumours circulating online so I would like to confirm it wasn’t me ⛴️ 😂
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1 year
@Ash_Hirani @markjohnlewis Imagine having to wait 7 minutes. The horror 😂😂😂😂
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11 months
I’ve worked with NHS customers for around 20 years and seen first hand how much money is wasted on a daily basis. This one I’m flabbergasted A Trust bought £360k worth of IT equipment which has sat unused for 18mths. They sold it all today, still boxed for approx £90k #NHS
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6 months
It’s funny how many of the virtue signalling NHS worshippers like this wanted nurses/care workers to be fired from their jobs if they didn’t have a Covid vaccine! Some people have very selective memories!
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6 months
@SoNowUknow2 Why have the riot police not been brought in? Police were being attacked and they’ve done nothing other than retreat and leave a violent mob on the streets! @metpoliceuk pathetic again!
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4 months
Is it me or is he looking a bit Oompa Loompa?
@jamieoliver
Jamie Oliver
4 months
Today @SadiqKhan has pledged to continue offering free school meals to primary school children, which is in my opinion a great use of London taxpayer's money. This is HUGE and part of what I’ve been working on for the past 20 years. Food in schools is as essential as exercise
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7 months
It’s amazing that a tweet about scotch eggs could cause so many issues ! Ive even had to block a couple of people ffs 😂😂 I don’t know the manufacturing process but 2 separately purchased packs (obv same batch) had one with an egg and one without Why the fuck would I lie? 😂
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5 months
@georgiebingham It’s the countries flag, Bo Selecta It’s nothing to do with “flag shagging” Pathetic tweet
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7 months
The daily bullshit from Jim the twat Dale. This is a blatant lie
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7 months
Up to 10,000 people a year in the UK could die as a result of heatwaves if nothing is done, MPs have warned. "It's a silent killer... hot weather does kill as much as cold weather kills", Senior Meteorologist Jim Dale tells @KayBurley 📺 Sky 501
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25 days
@Lewis_Brackpool Muslims angrily protest after Muslims assault police. Appeals for calm from MPs and police. People upset little girls have been violently murdered. Police in riot gear Please make it make sense 🤬🤬
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@uncle90705
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5 months
@TracyBrabin Pathetic blocking people asking genuine questions about Batley. What exactly have you done to stand up for the teacher currently in hiding?
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23 days
@doctoriaindarcy The left are the fascists
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5 months
@TalkTV Difficult to comprehend the council wasting so much money on a pointless rainbow!
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1 year
@IsabelOakeshott @Paolo0755 @MattHancock Lockdowns did nothing other than destroy the economy, health, education and more.
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18 days
@liambyrnemp Keir Starmer is facing up to 7 years in prison for inciting racial hatred from Muslims towards white people!
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14 days
@implausibleblog You’re fanning the flame! You’re basically telling anyone who votes for them they are racist, fascists, etc! Roam the streets beating up Muslims? I’ve only seen videos of Muslims beating white people! Few hundred people arrested. Imaginary far right! 🙄 You are the fascists
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@uncle90705
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2 months
@EmmaKennedy I’m seeing Nigel Farage living rent free in a lot of heads. Obsessed much?
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10 days
@wokebob99 @profdws Oh fuck off you smug, self righteous cunt! People have said things they immediately regretted! She didn’t incite anyone. These sentences are a joke.
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7 months
Why is it the usual suspects make excuses for children being abused and raped? Thousands of girls have been raped, abused and some even lost theirs lives at the hands of Pakistani heritage men! It happened/ and is still happening on an industrial scale! 🤬
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@uncle90705
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15 days
@ThatTimWalker Why do you keep calling the farage riots? Why are you inciting hatred against a member of parliament? I would be careful if I were you!
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6 months
Where’s all the virtue signallers? It’s shocking this has been going on for so long and nothing on the news or in the media.
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2 months
@Otto_English I have 2.
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6 months
The country has gone to shit and all these muppets can think to do is appease a baying mob and vote on something that is fuck all to do with us!
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5 months
@FourierCharles @reformparty_uk Everything you don’t like is considered far right by helmets like you!
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@uncle90705
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7 months
@zarahsultana @liberty_places Do you ever do any work for the constituents in your own country?
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@uncle90705
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9 months
If only he had the 7th one 🤦‍♂️😂
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@uncle90705
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11 months
Talking to the best mate on the phone and his ex wife walked past my house. I said your c*nt of an ex wife has just walked past. He replied I’m on loudspeaker in the car and our daughter ( 9 years old) is sat next to me 🤦‍♂️😂
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1 year
@hughosmond Truss was a convenient scapegoat
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5 months
@deanbegley1 @jet2tweets @GBNEWS @LPL_Airport @jet2vibe Not surprising to hear another FbPe crybaby throw around the word racist like confetti
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@uncle90705
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8 months
Morning 😆
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4 months
Well you don’t see this often 😮
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8 months
One of the greatest acts of sportsmanship ever seen 🎯😂
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1 year
How wonderful. Absolutely pissing down again! 😖 #GlobalBoiling
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4 months
The tiny narcissist thinks it’s his city. Muslims built London? 🥴
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5 months
Poor Roberto didn’t like a home truth 👴 😂
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23 days
@DANNYUNFILTERED You will never see this approach with anyone other than white people.
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4 months
@NadiaWhittomeMP @RishiSunak No. All you clowns who voted for Covid measures and furlough crashed the economy
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3 months
Bit too much negativity this morning. Lowered myself and I’ve been drawn in to pointless arguments with people who are not worth the time or energy. So on a more positive note. morning from me and the pooch. Have a great Sunday 😎☀️💙
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2 months
@YvetteCooperMP Great news 🤡
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3 months
@Ross_Greer @ScotParl Why don’t you go to Palestine and try and put this flag up 🏳️‍🌈 🙄🤡
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1 year
@KingBobIIV Course she does. She hates white people.
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3 months
Has he thought to ask why none of the surrounding countries will take these people. Let’s import more people who hate our country, our values and our way of life How’s about fuck right off
@SamTarry
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3 months
Today in Parliament I called for the creation of a Palestinian family visa scheme. This should bring Palestinian refugees to safety in the UK through a new safe and legal route, and reunite families desperate for their loved ones to reach safety.
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5 months
Mrs Trotter has had the pleasure of my company for 20 years so we’re celebrating with a lovely Lebanese place and likely a fair few cocktails ❤️🍹
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16 days
Do people actually believe that a 100 Protests were planned and nobody turned up? 😂
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2 months
@LeilaniDowding This is horrendous 😔 I hope there are manslaughter charges for this 🤬
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4 months
@GMB @narindertweets It didn’t turn violent it was caused by the police and over as quickly as it started. People carrying England flags kettled in to small area, pushed, provoked and then police got heavy handed and sent in horses! Palestinian marches, no riot gear, no kettling, no horses.
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6 months
@KayBurley @AytonImarn @ReemAmirIbrahim It’s not a fiery debate from @AytonImarn . She’s rude, obnoxious, wrong on a lot of things she says and just shouts over people. A Race baiter who loves to play the victim. Never hear her talk about all the issues with slavery that are still occurring across rhe world! 🤡
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2 months
@stuglow Great example of the kind and caring left.
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5 months
Holiday coming up at the end of the week so I think I’ll take the full 2 week digital detox. This place is so toxic at the moment. A bit of nostalgia from when things weren’t so fucked up 😄
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4 months
Fucking depressing this place! I’ve blocked so many accounts today! All I am seeing on my feed are socialist cocks, Palestine supporting sheep or people calling everyone with a different opinion far right or racist 😴😴 To be fair it’s a Venn Diagram of the same clowns!
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22 days
@TellMamaUK Do you have a map of all the churches that have spontaneously combusted over the past few years?
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7 months
Last tweet on #scotchegggate but a mate just sent me this link 😂
@mtwilson74
Mark Wilson
9 months
Looking forward to my @Tesco ‘finest’ scotch ‘egg’ that is missing the egg! #tesco #scotchhole #wheresmyegg
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11 months
I’ve just seen a couple of people with, I’ve had my booster profile pics on Facebook 🤯😂😂😂
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7 months
Is she taking the piss?
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3 months
@LeanneWood @BBC The imaginary far right again? 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
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5 months
I think Emma Paton is my favourite thing about premier league darts 🎯 😍
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7 months
@y_alibhai Anything to say about this Yasmin?
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7 months
I don’t care that much for Katie Hopkins but it does amuse me that she sends hysterical lefty fuckwits like you in to a tailspin on a daily basis. Comparing me and other people with opposing views to Nazis, just shows your mental capacity.
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4 months
@BoofkinMer Yep. No weapons and see how they get on! Cunts
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1 year
@narindertweets Alan Turing was chemically castrated in 1952. Thankfully attitudes to being gay have changed as they have with racism. We learn from history and move forward. Your pathetic daily attempts to stay relevant are embarrassing 😴
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5 months
@GBNEWS Was it the far right?
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4 months
@GBNEWS Not according to my mate who owns a car leasing company. Nobody wants EV’s
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1 year
@ProtectWldlife @rickygervais I would love to see these 2 released on to a game reserve with no weapons 🤬
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1 year
It’s a shame this disgusting tweet by @hackneyabbott was deleted It would be awful if someone had taken a screenshot showing what a deplorable human being she is!
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5 months
@martindvz CRYBABY Someone who has been crying about the Brexit result for the past 8 years.
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9 months
@Lauratobin1 No thanks 🖕
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11 months
I don’t think there is a duller person on the planet than Keir Starmer 😴😴
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@LaindonFEMINIST I never said you didn’t know what a woman was. Read what I said.
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5 months
@labourlewis @ZoeJardiniere @NadiaWhittomeMP @KimJohnsonMP @_OliviaBlake @PaulJSweeney @theleaduk What did it double from? Some of the guests on the floating hotel are so hard done by they managed to visit a nightclub and sexually assault someone!
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3 months
@GBNEWS When an entire audience starts applauding that Brexit has failed it’s pretty obvious.
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2 years
@SteveBarclay @2020tulip You tried to force these vaccines on the entire population! You used fear and coercion and ridiculous vaccine passports! Now you think you can just release statements like this. More and more evidence is coming out about the harms caused! You should all be ashamed! 😏
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@GBNEWS Ginger isn’t a race
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9 months
@Lewis_Brackpool @DuttyMonkey_ Funny how handy the police are with certain crowds
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@BGatesIsaPyscho So they want us to stop sharing evidence of two tier policing and Muslims breaking the law?
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4 months
@BBlues100 Sounds like rent payments go towards credit score. Nothing about a social score like china
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7 months
Not many people could pull this off 😎
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