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I work in finance. Butters Bluth fan club president. Mets, Giants, Lightning, Heat, USF.

Southwest FL
Joined July 2010
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OJ Howard to the Texans. Have a friend who knows him and OJ just texted him
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@TalkinBaseball_ Tatis and Bauer debating if they should pull out an excessive celebration in a minor league game
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@NFL_DovKleiman But didn’t Watson have availability concerns too? Just for a different reason
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@Mets @SNYtv y’all need to promote this
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@upblissed Fish seeing a random nuke coming in
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@dallascowboys Imagine being the official team page and throwing out excuses for an embarrassing performance 💀
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Lindor has a chance to finish with: 30+ HR 30+ SB 30+ 2B 100+ R 100+ RBI And Mets fans will still complain about him.
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@Angels Stop saying “_______ fan here....”. Just give your condolences. Who you root for means nothing. Prayers up for him and his family. Sad day in baseball
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@MarcoSweeten @TheNBACentral Are you like 12 years old?
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@MLBNerds You’re obsessed with putting rookies insanely high lol
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@eric_time @OnALighter_Note @Chellie2shoes They have docking stations but they’re never used. They need to make it where you continue getting charged until it reaches a docking station
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@Starting9 @ AL Central
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@DailyLoud People mad at him for “speaking on his sex life”… meanwhile, if you had a set of ears, you would’ve heard she’s the one who took it to the media and leaked it 😂😂😂
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@CBSSports Mets having 79 wins vs Yankees having 75 wins
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@Young_Slay2 I thought you were referencing eagles fans at first until I read the rest. Actually, it still could be them
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@JoeMcEv46283569 @katiejwoo @ToddBrommelkamp You’re not relevant in this issue then. You’re not the fan the sport is marketing to
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@NFL_DovKleiman Zeke next year
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@Denlesks @espn If you really cared you’d donate the $8 per month to the coal miners and their families
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@NFL_DovKleiman @Drake The bills jacket having to put the NFL logo since they can’t win a title 💀
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@AzeezBurner @PFF_College Start Elijah, Bench Toney, Cut Rashod. Moore went off at the end of the year. I thinj Toney is more talented but damn Elijah was going crazy
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That Marte Moonshot pack is hitting harddddd 💨🚬💨🚬💨🚬💨🚬
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@FriedgeHNIC Honestly, takes a lot to do that. Respect to him. A true leader knows when it’s time for someone else to lead
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Just a reminder: Dom Smith is the 2nd youngest player on the team (he’s 5 months older than Rosario). Kid still has an insanely bright future and too many Mets fans were quick to write him off at such a young age.
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@Andrew1TM @RapSheet “Not the end of the world” when a top 5 QB retires and now you have a bottom 5 QB in the league starting. It’s pretty much the end of the world for them
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@LegendSports7 1. We have a top 3 SS in the league, he isn’t going anywhere 2. Most of the players don’t profile as SS long term and will be moved off the position 3. Most young players play SS, CF, P, or C…. Don’t read into positions 4. I suggest you research said prospects more
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@UhlmannGreg @PitchingNinja Sheesh that’s 6 inches to you? Your poor wife
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The New York Mets have the best shortstop in baseball… who is also on pace to be in the hall of fame. The fans of the other 29 teams (and the Lindorks) can read that and weep. Their tears will fuel me.
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@Nationals @Buster_ESPN @MLB He’s not a homerun hitter. Keith was right. He’s a gap to gap hitter and has been swinging too hard lately. Amazing hitter. He’s more than a homerun hitter and I’m sure anyone around the league agrees that Keith was complimenting him and 100% correct
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@MiamiHEAT Literally busting his ass for this team
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@SNYtv @SteveGelbs “Basically the 8th, Steve” was gold
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@DakToCD88 It was PJ Walker doing his best Dak impression
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@yakyucosmo Is he washed?
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@droppingdimes50 You saw the same tweet we did 😂💀
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@Buster_ESPN There’s ZERO excuse to have a Covid issue when there’s a vaccine so easily available. Makes no sense and it’s embarrassing to those people who are selfish and didn’t get vaccinated.
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@martinonyc He’s not unemployed because he’s black. I agree he should have a job, but race should have no bearing. If you can play, you can play. End of story. People need to stop even mentioning the race. With that said, he should have a job because he can still produce
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@Mets Lol at the people throwing out stats from last year. Dude had barely any at bats. He’s a freak athlete with extremely high potential. Watch someone play before you throw out small sample stats. Low key could be huge
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@nuyorican_21 @Jolly_Olive You have no confidence in the Mets to win a 3 game series like they’ve been doing all year???
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@iamcardib You and Megan posting pics trying to be hot
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@mynamegef @JeffPassan @JesseRogersESPN All I heard all year was “he’s better than lindor” and now it’s not a big deal he’s gone
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@Indians Well, they’re about to call this game. So you just got swept by this team. Thanks for the 3 wins 🤫
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@JClarkNBCS That was a catch that is pretty normal in MLB lol
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@gavinmchughh Get over it lol it isn’t that deep
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@tasteofadrian @nut_history Try playing a sport on ice
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@tigers @jackwramsey @ComericaPark Really? You waited until one of the best hitters ever was retiring to make changes? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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@ImTempy @Braves The wind was so bad
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@AnthonyDiComo Mazza is going to get a lot of blame by the clueless portion of the Mets Fanbase, but anyone who knows the game will say that we lost this game because the offense went 14 innings between runs scored. That can’t happen. The bullpen was AMAZING today. Hats off to them (and Noah)
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@katwill992kfan @JonHeyman It’s not that deep. Goodness
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@RealCandiceO @SNYtv So he would’ve turned down $43 mil? Lmao
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@BucaraCNC @Starting9 He literally is one of the best hitters ever for any person his age lol. A bad stretch doesn’t change that
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@Starting9 Imagine having a 375 OBP in your worst slump 😂😂😂
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@CodifyBaseball Pete Alonso wasn’t even in the league in 2018 😂💀
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@Mets_Jets_4life @NYPost_Mets Why? This is a bad take lol. It’s just another way for them to get reps
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@Buster_ESPN I’ve never understood 100%. 99.9% should be the highest it goes until you clinch
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@AlexHarrison12 @genymets @Lindor12BC Lindor was better than all 3 of them last year and has been one of the top 5 position players in baseball since he came up based on true on-field value. Stop
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@AntRivera86 @Mets Look at their outfielders: Braun, Cain, Yelich, Santana. He got sent down to get more at bats. Not hard to understand lol
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@MLB Kate Upton is a Met wife now… Mets fans are the winners
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@Braves Lol Ozuna has the same number of arrests in the last 13 months as the Braves have World Series wins since 1962, but he’s in the lineup? Makes sense
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@mlbrums AGAIN!?!?
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@Braves What happened to that “easy sweep” you guys were talking about?
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BREAKING: OJ is signing with the Texans. My buddy got a text straight from OJ (they’re close) saying he’s going to Houston. Just making it known now
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Source: The #Bills released TE OJ Howard.
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@g12_lj @TheNBACentral @wojespn That isn’t the issue. The issue is waving it around on IG live lol
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@jwr082OO2 He’s the best shortstop the Mets have ever had and it isn’t even close.
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@EddiePresti_ @SheaNSons @KickinitwitKeef @albanian_angry @James1Nolan @EdgeDaDon32 @CornholeCousins @RubenGar06 @bifbravo00 @Bearded_Gamer07 @C_Torres1225 I think having a “ring of honor” built somewhere inside the stadium where you have statues of the best players in franchise history would be cool. But not outside. That’s for Seaver. But I love the idea of statues in a section inside to celebrate the superstars
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@hollywoodx95 @Ibra_Goat All I hear about nonstop is how the Celtics will come back lol
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@Mets Me leaving for work in a few hours after staying up to watch this
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@maria_torres3 This doesn’t seem like enough
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@DJLeMVP With Citi, it’s a perfect fit. Doesn’t even feel like an ad lol
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@GregSylvander This is WILD
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@LegendSports7 @TheDunkCentral You just proved the reason why he’s #1 on this list
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@marlon_humphrey As someone with a masters degree in finance who focuses on managing investments for people in trusts (majority of which are assets that were once in an employer plan and later transferred into an IRA), please delete this and talk to your advisor so they can educate you
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@Mets Cant wait to spam this
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@MBarkannNBCS Phillies got wrecked through and through. Please stop with the “bunch of bloop hits” crap
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@Stadium @ShamsCharania We all were throwing up watching Jaylen Brown play
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@Starting9 Seager would have to be the pick
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@hollywoodx95 @Ibra_Goat It happened the second you won game 4 lmao
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