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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1

7 years

I don't have SoundCloud but if you want to read some things I write about disability, heartbreak, and the world today, you can start here:

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1

@OnALighter_Note

6 months

The cap falling off is a level of comedy you can't write

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6 months

He kicked the dog shit out of him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Good morning: did you know there's a life-size Jason Vorhees statue standing 120 ft down in Crystal Lake in Minnesota 🙃🙃

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I'm a wheelchair user and I'm so fucking tired of people leaving these bikes and scooters wherever they want. For able bodied folx it's an inconvenience but for me it means I have to walk out into a busy street to go around. These are my only safe paths. STOP DOING THIS

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Why am I getting so emotional watching this rescue beaver build a Christmas dam in their house?? It's the best dam I've ever seen 😭😭😭

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Black Targaryens?? We wuz dragons?!

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My greatest hope is that 2,000 years from now archaeologists discover this and assume he was one of our gods

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@chadhartigan Nah the best part of the interview is Denzel rapping Cardi B

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This is one of the Jokic brothers?? Oh yeah Jimmy and everyone better just fall back and relax.

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I can appreciate all the people suggesting I knock it over but unfortunately wheelchairs are not monster trucks with giant tires and high functioning shocks. I can knock it down but it will still very much be in my way

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7 years

Please don't use disabled people like this. If I die and y'all show people a picture of me in my wheelchair like "his legs couldn't work but he kicked life in the ass every chance he got!" my ghost will haunt your whole family forever. Just say I was a good dude and pour a 40.

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

7 years

Show your kids this picture. Ask them what type of life they think this man lived. Then tell them he couldn't write, but wrote a New York Times best seller. That he couldn't talk, but his voice was powerful. That he refused to let his limitations limit him. RIP, Stephen.

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2 years

If you'd like to learn more about the rescue beavers (there are three of them: Huck, Finn, and Sawyer) you can type in the YouTube channel listed below and see them all being very cute and sweet while doing their favorite jobs. Enjoy.

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Adam Silver explaining Draymond's suspension

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5 years

I don't have anything to plug but you can follow my art on IG @daincarter and support other disabled artists and creators!

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@Cauble @washingtonpost Kim Mulkey getting ahead of the story

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5 years

Y'all are not gonna do this, they wouldn't even have Winterfell if it wasn't for her

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5 years

Lyanna Mormont was being crushed by a giant and killed him with her final breath. Sansa was hiding out with her ex-husband and some children.

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I see an odd number of people questioning why I said "walk" and I think it's mostly jokes which is whatever but just in case, I'm a C5 Incomplete quad, so I have sensation and some movement below injury but no walking. I just use common phraseology because why TF not

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@hollis_jane There's a lot here but magically transforming into a cleaning Nazi really took the cake. I want to talk to whoever actually took this job and how long they lasted lol

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@REDSEASHAWTY Me rn

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@kylelmaoo @iamlenaah @Lilybethh__ Jason not leaving home without a Backwood

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7 years

Chadwick gonna play both

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@aj_joven Scuba diving is horrifying and we anger the sea gods by pretending we should be there

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@possumnest Was recently made aware that Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) spent a year doing a bit as Yo-yo master "K. Strass" and getting spots on various local news channels and turning out gold like this

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4 years

Hoping Rex Chapman will QT me with "Lakes bruh"

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@ChuckyT3 Jamie Foxx doing the OJ walk is the one that has me in tears every single time

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2 years

Bill Self's post game speech after the National title game. Incredible stuff. Family over everything. "Don't worry about the mules just load that f*ckin wagon."

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@Independent It has come to pass as the prophecy foretold

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5 years

Wiggins catching strays and the season hasn't even started 😩

Wells P

@Wells_P

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Baker Mayfield out here putting up 8/22 like he’s Andrew Wiggins

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Loose broccolis had me in tears

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7 months

Not to brag but my girlfriend bought me a fully accessible car seat so we can go on road trips and adventures together 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

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7 months

A chick offering to pay for a bunch of shit is a red flag for me

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@Jugglamaggot This was in Arizona I believe! Someone else mentioned it so I looked into it and I guess there were 2. This dredged one was like lake pleasant or something. The Minnesota one seems to still be there as far as I can tell🤷🏽‍♀️

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3 years

"You Mariah Carey black" winning so far

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@510HoneyRae Little man doing Fed time, drop the link so we can put something on his commissary at least

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Evans felt that hand brush and died on the spot

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@Yudessi I love that the owner is just letting them cook 😂😭

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@KennySpenceNBA @SmytheHiggins Windhorst: How did you feel when you saw Jimmy and Grant going face to face? Spo:

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@AstridLevinson It's so upsetting. I've had a buddy who is a complete C2 quad lose TWO chairs. It scares me to travel so much.

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3 years

@SoLaciLike Me waiting to get slutted out

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2 years

To be clear these beavers will be reintroduced into the wild! They stay with the rescuer for two years as they would their parents in the wild before moving to a beaver halfway house (seriously) with a pond to learn and practice in and then off on their own!

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@zillowgonewild For anyone curious to see more of this house they actually stayed there and cover it on the first episode of Amazing Vacation Rentals on Netflix

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5 years

@calebsaysthings Your doctor finding out what dat mouf' do <<<<<<

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LeBron James fast break between the legs to Dwight Howard. 2004-2010 me about to pass out

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Ain’t that like LeBron James…

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@hollyrgould @bklynb4by This is what really got me crying on a Friday morning. A few light shoulder touches just to make sure he was going the right direction. They weren't gonna let him fail and he was ready 😭😭

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4 years

@TheRealMPixel You should visit, I heard it's super cool

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3 years

I was paralyzed from the chest down after an accident 8 years ago, but I started doing art to help myself so if you see something you like check out my little store ❤️

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3 years

Look this happens every time, I don't know what photo evidence is gonna help y'all prove my blackness. Yes I've got my mother's eyes, you can figure it out lol

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@kirabira His excited waddle back down the hall after he gets the blanket up kills me every time

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7 years

What's crazy is if you read the lyrics to the original song that Auld Lang Syne the poem is based on, it's basically the 1711 version of Somebody That I Used To Know

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@Sirbeaverswag Wrestling is real

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@Independent My girl been saying the quiet part out loud for months

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@TylerIAm Axe after smoking a blunt in the car and walking into the school function though >>>>

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This is still a top 5 picture

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@imbobswaget Would also like a sequel to this while we're at it

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4 years

Before this goes any further cause I already got dummies questioning my blackness here are some pics for you in which (I guess) I can prove who I am. Yes I have privilege being lighter skinned, and no I don't self ID as "mixed" I ID as black because I'm black.

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Every time someone starts explaining their defense Kyrie and kanye this is all I hear

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@johnSunFit Same energy

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@godrundog @jack_vening Dying at the bbm. What a time.

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I don't know if it counts as a super power but I've been paralyzed from the chest down for 7 years and here's some leg raises I'm working on 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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It's one thing to just be all "tough guys vs tough guys!" but if they are actual trained fighters forget about it

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6 years

This is reverse racism

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He ain’t score on this

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@Brick_Outhouse The camera man sounding like this takes me out every time

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@ColeyMick @lesshumbleteej Didn't even bother saying his own name

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Unfortunately I don't make any cute beaver art but I do draw other things so let me plug my store real fast and remember to support all the disabled artists out there 🙌🏽🙌🏽

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@MeWeFree_ The hairdressers face when she says "play the best of The Lox"'😂😂

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@TylerIAm got that leg moving too. Look out world, I'm on my way

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1 year

So it turns out this is actually from a play that Jerry Springer performed back in 2020 but now that it's gone viral there will be people who just live with and spread it as fact forever. The internet is crazy.

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@bestofchastains Same energy

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Lol

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@perkiplus @sp_redelectric Sometimes that's not even possible. I've had instances where they're dropped directly in front of the only curb cut so getting to "the other side of the street" means rolling back an entire block and who's to say that sidewalk is accessible.

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@brucecoopertv @MrCZAR Appreciate you taking the time. We're all just trying to do better!

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Nobody: Ed Hardy Tee's in 2008:

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I can't believe we don't talk more about Snow on the Bluff. I really think that shit is a Masterpiece.

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@Hanifkureishi Hanif, Dain from Seattle, Washington. 9 years ago I fell and was paralyzed from the neck down. Like you, I found writing to be my only way through it. With a lot of work I picked up a pen again, and despite having never been an artist, started to draw. Amazing things can happen❤️

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@JOSH_BENNY This was all of us

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@_celia_bedelia_ The other texts make clear his "boundaries" were moving goalposts to become increasingly restrictive ("you deleted these pics/friends but wait there's more") and framing her reluctance to conform as her not caring about him/wanting a family is, if not abusive, WILDLY manipulative

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@DijahSB Imagine letting your girl churn butter in front of another man. Absolutely not.

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I'm a c5 quadriplegic & started new therapy to get stronger RT @TylerIAm tell me what the best thing that's happened to you this week so far

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Thank you for all the very kind responses to my drawings. I also write poetry for some of them if you're into that and hope to have some for sale soon!

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@possumnest A lot of you are treating this as a joke but yo-yo's saved his life

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@LaTonyaRoberts @SupDre This is what I was thinking. Cause there's no way that cover is just one shot. But whoever photoshopped it is horrible lol

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@AstridLevinson Right. Like at that moment it's not the money (though it is that too). It's being fucking trapped.

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Twitter fam! I made my first official paid article pitch idea and got picked up! I might actually be a writer!

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@HumbleTeej "He asked me to ask yall for a follow back"

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Thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal's hair in Prisoners

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I'm waiting on Vice to drop the Burger King drug money laundering expose because I got 40 nuggets for $5 one day no questions asked and I still don't understand

Hanif Abdurraqib

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at this point burger king pretty much just giving the nuggets away, the king is a stone cold maniac

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@BleacherReport @KingJames Me in the gym watching Bronny

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Honest question for journalists but what are the ethics around revealing this amount of detail for seemingly no public good? I just think I would feel like shit if I was asked to write this up. Outside of the cause of death who needs to know all this?

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KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug (Crystal Meth) into His Anus

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@ScottNover Y'all are late to my guy Post 10. Check out his YouTube though for real. One of the most weirdly enjoyable channels ever. He has a ton of Civic engineering knowledge and just goes around fixing drains and talking about things cities need to fix. It's amazing lol.

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Imagine getting paid to write things like this. Imagine your editor saying "looks good to me, let's roll with it"

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@TylerIAm My wife showing she got an elite first step and bend

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Sun Tzu twitter out here

Brandon Wardell

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a mute is stronger than a block bc a block gives them the satisfaction of a screenshot. a screenshot is content. never give ur enemy content

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@lastnamekidd_ @Spilling_The_T This how Tina on Bob's Burgers would introduce herself

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@TwittaHoney Harry gotta do some king shit and start putting hits out

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JD getting fitted for the halftime show

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Please can we talk about how beautiful Candace Parker is

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@carriecourogen 20 year old Orson Welles directing an all black version of Macbeth (set in the Caribbean) in 1936 Harlem is the movie/limited series I want