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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

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new phone who am i

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

5 months

have we really forgotten the word bishōnen...

Faust 🎀

@toffee_32

5 months

this genre of anime man. what is it called. share more of them

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being a cop is possibly the only thing on earth more embarrassing than being a member of Blink 182

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they call him Philip Seymour Hoffman because the seats of the movie theater Fill Up to See More of him Often

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5 months

why do so many people talk about Dungeon Meshi like it suddenly turns into Berserk or something yes it kinda raises the stakes at the end of act 1 but so does basically all fiction on earth

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@two40ftslabs

5 months

like. those are just bishies straight up

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@two40ftslabs

3 months

having this at my desk makes me feel like the protagonist of an immersive sim is gonna sneak up on me and shoot me with a tranquilizer dart

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@two40ftslabs

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oh no not me i never lost control

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6 months

LBJ:

Victoria 💙💛

@Hanasaku_Yuri

6 months

the scale of presidential doodles is something I did not know I needed in my life

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@two40ftslabs

5 months

just fired up New Vegas for the first time in years and saw the character I was playing as back when I was definitely, definitely 100% cis you guys 🏳️‍⚧️

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I Need Husband.. I Am From USA & UK

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

9 months

my girlfriend is a genius

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@CyberVillainess

10 months

Clown Knight and Mime Squire

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

4 months

odd stance to take when dogs are one of the very few things on earth more annoying than children

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@hifromkyle

4 months

Found my new local

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

4 months

you need to know a grand total of 2 things

:(){ :|:& };: 🏳️‍🌈

@calificio

4 months

I wonder how much of internet you need to know to understand this picture.

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@two40ftslabs

5 months

@MRWADS1 there really isn't

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

2 months

how the fuck is "the best Fallout New Vegas mod" the one that just lets you play an infinitely worse game at the same time

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@two40ftslabs

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just got diagnosed with this

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@two40ftslabs

6 months

explaining hamburgers to an american: imagine an opioid

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@two40ftslabs

2 months

these people have no theory of mind whatsoever

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Actual Names

@ActualNames1

4 months

Delicious Bacon United States Census, 1900

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

4 months

i know she's a cartoon character but falin is so breathtakingly gorgeous with her eyes open

farcille bot ♡ 🍉

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

3 years

for some reason i was overwhelmed by the urge to illustrate this tweet so here you go

whirling, screaming head

@slime_golem

3 years

The hooded musclebound freak brings down the scimitar, cleanly severing my head, which tumbles down the marble steps while I make the Dreamworks face

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

6 months

crazy the extent to which his other work always gets completely overshadowed by Don Quixote

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

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happy 7/11

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@two40ftslabs

3 months

the polybius cabinet at the arcade:

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

1 month

how it feels to have my entire social circle be gay women while i'm just some guy

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

5 months

sheena and i just watched the part in The Last Crusade where Indy gets Hitler's autograph and, i'm not kidding, she said "wait why did he sign it in english?"

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

4 months

spacing guild hire this man

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@randy__vision

5 months

Astounding findings in the Darts subreddit

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@two40ftslabs

3 months

this is still the most important video of all time

Nature Is Lit

@NatureIs_Lit

1 year

🔥 Rare footage of a Jaguarundi. This vocal, yet elusive feline is native to the Americas and sometimes referred to as the ‘otter-cat’. It has at least 13 distinct calls and is closely related to the Puma

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@two40ftslabs

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Reina

@lakeeffectki

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Start every day with lots of self-love

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@two40ftslabs

8 months

the mugger draws his gun on the unsuspecting passerby, only to find in his hand not his trusty six shooter, but instead a ripe yellow banana. dumbfounded, mouth agape, he looks on as the pickpocket makes off with not only his gun, but his wallet and its precious contents as well

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@SexbeanPernicus

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who would win, pickpocket or mugger? the ultimate matchup

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

6 months

Kui Ryōko's depiction of "elves from foreign RPGs" from Weekly Famitsu

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@two40ftslabs

4 months

TikToker explains how your refrigerator uses a switch to turn the light on when you open the door rather than keeping it lit all the time

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@Dexerto

4 months

TikToker explains how restaurants like ‘The Cheesecake Factory’ use massive freezers to maintain such a large menu

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

4 months

you forgot to add this part

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@CasualInACorset

4 months

Would you rather: Have Fallout 5 Or A remake of 1&2 in the same style as the other Fallout games

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

1 year

commission for my girlfriend @CyberVillainess of her fursona :*

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

7 months

the Daydream Hour books are fascinating because Kui Ryōko loves to play around with things like hair length, outfits etc to make sure her character designs are distinct and recognizable

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4 months

this is frankly a mindblowing display of mastery over color and shading technique all for the most coworker ass tattoo of all time

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@Rainmaker1973

4 months

The stunning colors, hues and shadows of the tattoos by Pablo Ezequiel Frias. This one took 18 hours. [📹 pablo_frias.tattoo]

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@two40ftslabs

6 months

two more hod dogs

Food Porn

@FoodPornPhotos

6 months

You can only add TWO things 🌭👇👇

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happy pride month

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@two40ftslabs

21 days

have europeans just been cooking the books on their test scores this whole time

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@HouseholdWheel

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The fact that 59 is an F is fucking ridiculous though American grading is shit

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@two40ftslabs

4 months

me trying not to eat both halves of my subway sandwich in one sitting

Yem🌹

@Big_Yem

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6 INCHES AND ABOVE IS UNHEALTHY TO TAKE IN !! 6 INCHES AND ABOVE IS UNHEALTHY TO TAKE IN !! 6 INCHES AND ABOVE IS UNHEALTHY TO TAKE IN !! 6 INCHES AND ABOVE IS UNHEALTHY TO TAKE IN !!

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@fated4hatred what the fuck

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actually i don't think i've ever posted this on twitter by itself. this was drawn in like 2015 and inspired by the song "Nub" by the Jesus Lizard

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

3 months

ermine appreciation post

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@LiquidGoth bridget guiltygear

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3 months

Revolutionary Recovery 🇵🇸🔻

@RevRecover

3 months

Kendrick is the Hamas of hip hop. He is a politically-imperfect non-state actor delivering blows to a truly vile stalwart of white capital’s colonization of rap, opening up a revolutionary horizon well beyond his own consciousness. Drake is also a pedophile, like many Israelis.

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@two40ftslabs

5 months

alright well maybe the labru contingent are onto something after all

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@two40ftslabs

4 months

@stupidbabyonion that's what i said

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@two40ftslabs

7 months

i worked as a pharmacy tech for walgreens for years and, despite employing a little less than half the number of people required to run the pharmacy smoothly, every couple of weeks they would tell us our hours were getting cut down a little more

Eric Allix Rogers

@EricAllixRogers

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It's amazing to me how the utter inability of Walgreens and CVS to run a viable retail business is driving the narrative that crime is out of control and cities are in dire straights. No, honey, Walgreens and CVS are in dire straits, because they refuse to hire enough people.

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@two40ftslabs

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caveman being introduced to the concept of a 3D printer:

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@CyberVillainess

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I am gonna download Bone Tomahawk

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@two40ftslabs

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remember when all the pre-release marketing for the game was so focused on grafting that most people thought it was gonna be a central theme of the game only for it to turn out to be the exclusive purview of this weird nerd nobody likes or talks about

JOWAN✨️💖

@JOWAN_JW

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I could only imagine how DISGUSTED Marika would have been if she'd known Godrick's grafting schemes. No wonder he's called the "runt of the litter".

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@two40ftslabs

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being super racist, wokely

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@two40ftslabs

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Actual Names

@ActualNames1

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Hy Basturd New York Passenger Lists, 1820-1891

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@two40ftslabs

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CALLUM ABROAD

@CallumAbroad

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“Don’t swim in the Ganges river in India… you’ll get sick” Scottish people like to do things a bit different… 💀

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are you shitting me

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i like her #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

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@fistofcraz stunned into silence but still maintaining politeness

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@two40ftslabs

3 months

maybe the saddest thing i've ever seen on this website

cafebeef 🇦🇶

@0xCAFEBEEF

3 months

i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "touch grass" thing is kinda classist? being able to go anywhere now costs a lot of money, like, if i have to go anywhere its over £50 i have to spend, i actually cannot afford to go places

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@two40ftslabs

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i'm opening up commissions for 5.5"x8.5" pieces like these for 50% off ($25 each). i can't draw full size pieces with a broken shoulder but i can do these! DM me here or on my main @two40footslabs

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@two40ftslabs

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Winnie Schola

@WinnieSchola

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@Dexerto This is the greatest impact of Valve's next game is called Deadlock. A competitive 6v6 third person hero-based shooter. -Battle on a huge map with 4 lanes. -Usable abilities and items -Tower defense mechanics -Fantasy setting mixed with steampunk -Magicians, weird creatures

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

3 years

had to draw blu rivers because i'm obsessed @McLinskeyArt

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

5 months

King commission 💪🐱

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

6 months

when anime watchers find out about Mithrun this website is gonna melt down like Three Mile Island

Silent hill themed marijuana dispensary

@misteryurifag

6 months

This dude was made in a lab to have as many ao3 users as possible write 2k word hurt/comfort fics about him. He was created to ruin half of every tumblr user’s life. He’s like a tactile missle set on 16 year old anime fans. I’ve never seen anything like it

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@two40ftslabs

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it might seem crazy what im bout to say

NipNap

@MGMTsManager

9 months

If you like daft punk, prove it by quoting them

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@two40ftslabs

2 years

what if zelda was a girl

Aeyga 🌊 アエーガ

@Aeyga_X

2 years

listen artists. homies. spread your light to the world draw her

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@two40ftslabs

3 months

scary spice

@ZEALOUSOPHANIM

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I sure hope there is

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@two40ftslabs

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i love my wife @CyberVillainess

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@two40ftslabs

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they're training me on how to deal with being the subject of a callout post

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@two40ftslabs

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look

Lily in the City

@Lily_PolisStan

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The Black Sea Hare 27 inches long, weighing 23 pounds, lifespan of 1 year Produces a toxin to ward off marine predators, but is virtually harmless to humans And it's just too big and heavy for birds to attack Can be found chilling in tide pools, maybe eating some seaweed

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when you try to use krav maga on someone above the age of 12

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@two40ftslabs

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we are hanging out

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@two40ftslabs

3 years

commission for . @Dert_Mystery of herself! this one was a lot of fun, thank you!

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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed)

@two40ftslabs

6 months

i have to find a new job and i have tendonitis but i can draw so now is a great time for me to be doing commissions! $50 for an illustration of whatever you want. dm me for details

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@two40ftslabs

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can we all like calm down for a second

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@two40ftslabs

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luv fish 'ate sharks 'ate killer whales simple as

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@BivouacChillin

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Elephant seals are straight up demons. Adult males can weigh up to 5,000 lbs and frequently crush their pups by sitting on them. They have up to 100 females in their harem so they're not too torn up about losing one kid

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he got cancer because he never wore shoes

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@two40ftslabs

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this concept art of King's player 2 outfit in Tekken 3 is killing me

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@two40ftslabs

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i don't have a doctor or health insurance and i'm all out of my antidepressants and sleeping pills so i'd really like to do some commissions if i can. doesn't matter what your budget is just hit me up and we can work something out

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@LiquidGoth

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he liked games and i was fucking PlayStation 3

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@two40ftslabs

9 months

Dragonkin -This species bears superficial resemblance to the dragons of ancient legend, but little is known for certain. Reclusive creatures who slaughter all outside their clan who enter their mountaintop domain. -High fire & physical resistances -Weak against lightning damage