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@turbo_fetus

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you’re a tough butt to crack
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@OrdinaryAlso last time i was in the back of a cop car i asked them if they had ever been in a high speed chase and the girl cop said yeah and i said "cool" and the guy cop said "its not cool, people can die or get hurt" and i said "did they?" and he said "no" and i said "so it was cool"
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@erinmhk @GeebMinister he plays guitar btw. and he’s nice
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@dovenymph AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET??????????? how am I reading what you TYPED.
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@shoe0nhead Actually
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@devy_nation if she rejects you for your height it was actually something else but she didn’t know how to tell you
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you’re so interesting which one of your parents was an alcoholic?
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@CaniSmellThose all the rounds went off and ricocheted around and thats why all those holes are there
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going to the clin for an aborsh
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@hondacrvthe3rd WAIT. JOREGON. JOE-REGON. JOE ROGAN?
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@sour4pple got this lyft in LA once
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she so fine i just shot my neighbor for no reason
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@charliekirk11 Pro-lifers will really do and say anything for their cause except support children who have already been born, or women going through pregnancy lmao wild
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@Spiritualbeach @OrdinaryAlso no i was 16 and a runaway they dropped me off at a group home LOL
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she’ll be looking at you like this and the whole time she’s free bleeding in your sheets
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@mrsballs69 @housenotmd these are my custom dry humping pants
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she griffin on my peter til we have a family, guy
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should i post this to r/cigarettes ?
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@Spiritualbeach @OrdinaryAlso its okay it was fun !!!!!!!
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@vanessisDEAD thats not a bridge bro that is a fucking tightrope
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@disxpix People at airports that give you directions but they're wrong
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@HarronWawker Okay is the audio on these super fucked for anyone else
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@hondacrvthe3rd WAIT. JOREGON. JOE-REGON. JOE ROGAN?
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@JaeRoleModel This is disgusting bro please give me the link so i know never to click on it
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@sped_bundy "do you appreciate fully the extent to which my cock would be inside of you? and circling back to how tight you are-"
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@ceraliza Tweets that will be evidence in future legal cases
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@SikhFeminist @vampprincessX_X she has bonded out of jail which is insane given that she’s being charged with attempted murder
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@montxrih @FOCUSonHXR @SomaKazima doing math with made up numbers GET A JOB!!!!!
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@incelReplies Sex. Now. Let’s fucking go!
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@majipres @juulrat nah you asked them to stop lovebombing you and they gaslit you and then continued to do it you should get really mad at them
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@2femcel2furious mine also said this about you
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i’m eating algaes you’ve never heard of in ponds you’ve never been to
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@bunkbedsurvivor I call people partner like some sort of fucking cowboy
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THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME IM WASHING THESE FUCKING DISHES
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this is how it feels
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a woman did this to me during a freak sesh once
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Ovulating so you know what that means
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This article is from 2016 but it's pretty good.
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squeezing my dick hella hard thinking about you bouncing on it like a frog or perhaps a toad
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me waiting for my girlfriend to finish putting sunscreen on me so i can make sandcastles
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you can block me but you can’t un-ask me to pee on you
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The feminine urge for it to be over
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women be like "men be like" but be the women that men be like about
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no i still like you it’s just the way your head fell off when i untied the ribbon around your neck that was a little weird
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@LearnToAttract Are you here with central intelligence because of what i said about Timothy McVeigh
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@GeebMinister sunking conk
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@GeebMinister there all aborted
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@GOVERNMENTRAPE scrawny, flat-footed, arthritic hands, anime pfp. he is the golden aryan child.....
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@dahughhefna @sour4pple the driver called me a faggot and made me ride in the trunk so stop assuming you know everything
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every movie josh hutcherson is in is about kids dying
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when tatum deletes tweets it’s like catching the last note of a birdsong
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@bigtimejilf @TheHorrnyPoPo It's FB messenger, that bubble on the right means he saw the message
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me to my cigarette butts after i flick them away
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THE GIRL IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE PLAN B?
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@cartaloupes yesterday i had what i call a dreadnut sandwich which is when i have 2 existential crises with a jack off in the middle
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@Rockybalbonga1 every time she laughs she looks at you expectantly
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it would be awesome if they’d let you add the “it’s complicated” tag to uncles and stuff
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Origin of the situationship
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it was my dad btw
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your girl in the group chat going “lmaoooo stoppp” every time we clown on you
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@opmellie If they mention pineapple on pizza or the office i know they're not a real person
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need this
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i don’t mind if this eclipse is a rapture as long as god leaves me with all the SLUTS
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@bimbologymajor men respond to criticism by getting worse
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@etakoneerg @charliekirk11 What a wonderful piece of insight, thank you!
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need a sexy woman to come lay around my house in underwear while i smoke inside with my shirt off
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cuddling a pillow eyes wide open staring at the wall trying to figure out how to make this endless suffering relatable for twitter engagement
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@PisserDickLoser my bed is wettable my drugs are greek they’re feta-nyl
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@normalgirl222 i’m so tired
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@Sorbetorice @GeebMinister i’m having sex with your gay little butt and i’m cumming in it
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id shoot the fuck out of the messenger. i don’t wanna hear that
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@BlTTERSOUR @perfectiionist I wanna be the guy that's always rounding corners at the far ends of hallways just as you enter
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you don’t know me…… how dark i am ……
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Lightning McCain
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tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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@PaxtonPaxtonIII @jonny_bruhvo is there one of these with the loss meme
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@volcelmoment workshopping ironic one liners while balls deep in the hottest woman I've ever seen
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@felixfromchapo All the fish died
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@carterhambley In-n-out is objectively the best fast food restaurant however it is subjectively mid
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@TimAllenItalian GRYSBOK WERE PRONKING ⁉️
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a stepdad is like an uncle who lives in your house and has sex with your mom
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@GeebMinister don’t say that
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you want to kill your boyfriend
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