mikey joe @tunatacos22 Twitter profile

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5 months

@diazepants It's sad because I went to middle school with her and she was just a sweet, quiet & short girl with loose backpack straps

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5 months

@diazepants Haha yes, I actually went to middle school with Ariana Grande! This is my yearbook.

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3 months

Some of my friends do not need to celebrate pride they need to celebrate pause and reflect month

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5 months

@EatingDysorder @diazepants Hahah yes it's at home and I'm unfortunately half way across the country

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5 months

@nyamheria @EatingDysorder @diazepants Here I am lol...hope this helps 🫶🏼

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5 months

Hi I started a new job 6 days ago and it's my favorite job I've had so far in law :)

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4 months

Whole Foods is literally selling lettuce, hard boiled eggs, and lemon wedges and calling it a salad and charging 17 dollars

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5 months

Raise your hand if you love Costco 🙋🏻‍♂️

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4 months

When I told my coworkers that some recreational dc kickball teams make public statements about current events they got really confused

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3 months

I'm not going to be in dc for the next 5 weekends 😳

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4 months

Omg just passed the DC Bar HQ on my way to brunch and I forgot to pay my bar dues yesterday

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4 months

I can't even type this because I'm going to pass out but I'm going to see Taylor Swift in concert

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5 months

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

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2 months

Gay and petty is not a personality, love 💔

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5 months

@Bey761437312 @diazepants hi I ALREADY tweeted it. Why the CAPS

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5 months

My husband accused me of being a sad girl because I "sat in bed and cried all day" to "Taylor Swift's new album" and I'm "in a relatively healthy marriage"

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3 months

Thank you man with lulu bag who almost ran into someone looking at me I wasn't feeling good about my haircut but now I do

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1 month

DC this morning when the tornado watch banner came up on their iPhones

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4 months

Rehoboth is going great one of my friends is in the hospital and the other found out on a sniffies hookup

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4 months

don't download the GroupMe update omg

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5 months

@ClaireGoldberg This is so good

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2 months

Feeling like the it girl walking around the office with one of these

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2 months

OOMF is gatekeeping a spot on TooGoodToGo @TheDerrickHolt

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2 months

If you are nice to me I brought back stroopwafel from Amsterdam that I will share with you. And if you're mean to me you're stroop out of luck!

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3 months

I need to get off midwestern mom meal prep tiktok

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2 months

I'm literally such a Lorde girlie i put my feet in the Potomac today

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8 months

@FartyInTheBack @troop_hater ITS LITERALLY ME

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5 months

@SydDivineTarot It was absolutely awful 😭

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2 months

Nobody hates me as much as the quiet car on this train omg I swore the noise was coming from the AirPods in my ears sorry guys

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5 months

Thankful this one visited me this weekend 🫶🏼

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2 months

Got to see Taylor Swift perform imgonnagetyouback live for the first time

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4 months

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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5 months

Who would have thought the Kansas City airport (MCI) would have a giant, clean, and sleek gender neutral bathroom

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1 month

Centrist gays are such pick mes lol

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4 months

Me leaving for the airport one hour before my flight hoping I make it to the airport two hours before my flight

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1 month

Congrats to everyone who completed the bar exam today! Three years ago today I peed on myself with a diaper on during an MBE section because during covid we couldn't go to the bathroom without raising suspicion 😍😍😍

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2 months

@ralphtheasian Cottage cheese (be so fr it's good)

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5 months

Tortilla chips are the best food on the face of the planet like come here you salty triangle cuties ilu

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8 months

Yes this is me lol you don't have to send me a message to let me know anymore 😭

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8 months

can everyone see The Hat Man on this woman’s hinge pic or am I having a psychotic episode

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8 months

@troop_hater Guys I think this pic is photoshopped :( false alarm

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2 months

@joma_gc @JoeBiden False

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4 months

It's really cute my straight coworker thought she could tag along for the pride parade like I think she thinks I'm going to be sober and work appropriate

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4 months

My new debit card will have cheetah print on it if you even care

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2 months

Just over shared at drag brunch and the straights are horrified

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1 month

@TheDerrickHolt

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4 months

Do you guys like these chips

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5 months

"When I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naive. It is strategic and necessary."

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8 months

@nastyynadia @troop_hater Thank you omg - the guy

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3 months

@bway3rd Goals

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4 months

@KoenigAdam Straight people: this means she looked good

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7 months

Thank you @lane_matteo for the laughs

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3 months

@cruz3ctrl Is this about our workout class later

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6 months

@abarbieri3 @cruz3ctrl I don't have a lot of followers either

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4 months

@abolishcxps Me with Eurovision this week

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4 months

I'm never flying southwest to Vegas ever again omg they're blasting country music and yelling "yeeeehawwwww"

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5 months

@ralphtheasian Omg Ralph the Swiftie wasn't in my 2024 bingo card

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5 months

@abarbieri3 @BobbyBauch This is cute

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4 months

Someone in my family said she was shocked to find out that our federal government is run by "overachieving gay men"

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8 months

Ski trip #gay #gayman #gayboy #gayski

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7 months

Not me fixing my hair like I'm entering a pageant for my passport photo

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8 months

Break your heart - Taio Cruz is on while I wait for my spray tan and I forgot this song slaps

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6 months

@kevinorr_ Me every time people post prose by Rupi Kaur and RM Drake

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7 months

My shower martini did me dirty (get it?)

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7 months

Me when I wake up and realize it's another week day @kevinorr_

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6 months

@ralphtheasian Oome (one of my enemies)

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4 months

Eleni Foureira is crushing the opening for the Eurovision Semi Finals

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3 months

@dunisayno I felt this in my entire body

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5 months

My gay Uber driver said I'm the highlight of his day omg

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1 month

@itssorayasis @abethebabe_ Find my friends....

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5 months

@kevinorr_ Stop talking about me on twitter omg

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3 months

Trump is now the first former president in U.S. history to be convicted of a crime

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3 months

Had so much fun camping this weekend @WoodsCampground

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2 months

@toozurnt I thought it was illegal to cook the day after you get home from a trip

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7 months

I got pulled over by a gay cop tonight and got out of a ticket by batting my lashes 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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5 months

Hi everyone what have you done for the farm bill today

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5 months

I can feel us all coming out of this retrograde omg Mercury you were so nasty this time

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4 months

@dutchdesignhero YES! THIS! Joost's response was so typically Dutch.

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5 months

@ralphtheasian @andrewdc_ What about Cancun Ted

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7 months

Monday I sprained my finger and Tuesday I got like so sick so I really hope Wednesday is going to be better

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4 months

@pinkchalc @megannn_lynne Has been for me 🥰

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2 months

I always forget to close quotation marks when I'm texting because I love to keep yapping

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4 months

My doctor told me my vision hasn't changed and I said "purr" and we both girled after it was beautiful

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2 months

The nice thing about losing my hair is i won't have to pay for haircuts forever ‼️

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7 months

I think people hate Taylor Swift because she's pretty ordinary and they think women fit a particular mold to not deserve to be hated

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4 months

I joined my nonprofit board meeting late after an Orangetheory class, handed out 2,200 in college scholarships, and hung up to grab my Uber Eats. I cant tell if I'm messy or goals.

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1 month

Planning a terror attack on Swifties is so cruel

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5 months

My husband made me a frothy sugar free almond milk latte (my fav) this morning and my straight friend told me that was the gayest sentence I've ever said

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4 months

It took like 100 listens but I'm finally into espresso

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4 months

@bway3rd Wait yes what's going on

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4 months

Please tell me hard parts are back in bc i unexpectedly just got one

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5 months

@plathiandc How many times are you going to tweet this 🪦

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mikey joe

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5 months

30/m/randomly starts singing We Can't Be Friends lyrics in public wbu?

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1 month

@bway3rd I've said this before but about my aunts and uncles

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4 months

Omg it came in the mail and it's actually really ugly

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3 months

You deserve prison and you'll probably get time

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3 months

@abethebabe_ Trade much?

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5 months

@FrancesPatano This is my favorite so far

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2 months

@HLRFG Tulsa

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5 months

As I watched the solar eclipse, I couldn't help but think about Big. Are we just a solar eclipse? Beautiful and totalizing for just one moment? As I squinted at the sky in my Prada sunglasses, I couldn't help but wonder: does love last, or are we all just squinting at the sky?

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4 months

I'm not saying any names but flight attendant on Southwest was so mean to me for no reason (Keshundra on Southwest flight # 993) 😖😖😖

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