You know what I โค๏ธ about fanon Draco Malfoy? His believability as an asshole, a Death Eater, an Auror, a Ministry employee, a dad, a doting son, a good friend, a traitor, a hero, a BAMF, a persnickety drama queen, a virgin, a sexpert, a psychopath, a victim, etc. All โฆplausible!