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AO3 is back and now we must: 1. Never take it for granted again / thank the volunteers that keep it running 2. Donate if we can 3. Thank our favourite creators 4. Create more gorgeous, heart swelling, trouser tightening LGBTQ content

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2 years

Which one are you? 'Lawful Good' sounds like they aced the Marshmallow Test as a toddler.

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1 year

DRAMIONE VIBES or just me???

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Every game has a beginning. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes - only in theaters November 17. #TheHungerGames

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I was today years old when I learned what the 'water sports' tag means in AO3 (and each to their own, I says). But prior to this, I thought, wow, are all these characters getting together on kayaking holidays?Meeting cute at the sailing club? Water polo team romance?

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I've had a hellova day today. So when @artofcrumbs sent me this, I got a bit moist around the eyes...rather like Orion's soggy pancakes. May I present Danger Dad (aka LIATOTZA Draco) with his youngest son, Orion. From Chapter 76: Time and Experience.

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3 years

LIATOTZA IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 YEARS!!! 10 FRIGGING YEARS!!! Chapter 84 is with Lauren & Hannah, for a completed fic review ❤️ After they're done, I'll upload to A03. Watch for their TikToks!

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3 years

My weekly reminder that this is LIATOTZA Draco.

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3 years

LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ And finally....finally.... Convicted Death Eater /Project Christmas Team Member / Fleet Research Scientist / Coup Orchestrator (almost practically Dr) DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY

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2 years

Dying. Dead. Deceased. Buried. My tombstone reads: HERE LIES RIZZLE. SHE DIED SMILING. LIATOTZA Draco, by my daughter 😭

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@rizzle_writes

3 years

OK so now I'm imagining all the other Dracos forming a vigilante 'rough justice' mob and going after Edge Draco. LIATOTZA Draco would have his head in his hands trying to explain the plan, Manacled Draco won't even be there. He's already doing the murder. What abt the others?

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2 years

✍️DRABBLE ✍️ Draco loses the (unnamed) Dramione + Hinny children in a game of hide and seek. He calls Potter at work for some assistance. Insults ensue. “You’ve LOST our children.” Harry Potter’s voice was about an octave higher than usual. “Oh my God…”

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2 years

LIATOTZA Draco (by Rajel art on IG)/ thigh-holster appreciation post 🥵 Respectfully staring at the curve of his, uh, ear lobe.

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2 years

Gods. More LIATOTZA art (by arti.ris on IG). This one's for Chp 36, following the events of the fleet takeover/rescue. Love the detail of his wrecked knuckles 🔥 Our boy's just been through hell! 🥵

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1 year

How can anyone attack this source of free mental health support 😭

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Hermione stared at him, her eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Is this a joke?" "No, Granger. I'm deadly serious." "Are you ill, Malfoy?" She placed a hand on his forehead. "You're looking a bit flushed." He removed her hand and returned it to her side. "Er, I'm quite well."

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Daily prompt: You’re ticklish

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3 years

LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ The Malfoy kids, continued: ORION (2)

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2 years

"What kind of sex scenes do you enjoy reading/writing?"

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2 years

You know what I ❤️ about fanon Draco Malfoy? His believability as an asshole, a Death Eater, an Auror, a Ministry employee, a dad, a doting son, a good friend, a traitor, a hero, a BAMF, a persnickety drama queen, a virgin, a sexpert, a psychopath, a victim, etc. All …plausible!

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3 years

LIATOTZA COMPLETED And we're officially done. Chapter 84: Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse

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@rizzle_writes

3 years

LIATOTZA IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 YEARS!!! 10 FRIGGING YEARS!!! Chapter 84 is with Lauren & Hannah, for a completed fic review ❤️ After they're done, I'll upload to A03. Watch for their TikToks!

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2 years

Harry was the only one who managed to maintain a neutral expression. Ron looked like he wanted to punch someone. Ginny was amused. Neville was essentially a tomato. George kept sighing. Most disturbing of all, was Luna, who for some reason, looked proud.

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2 years

Daily prompt: We’re on a break

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3 years

I've been writing for a while & I've noticing an increase in rude comments. Like, writers don't OWE you the story you want. We GIFT it to you. Feedback is useful, but is it so hard to be kind, constructive and polite? Or maybe send a DM if it bothers u so much?

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2 years

Articles like this make me feel like I know famous people 😍

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1 year

This unassuming little checkbox on A03 is out there saving reputations, lives, relationships and jobs.

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2 years

It boggles the mind that ppl complain about WIP recs. The only reason we have any completed works at all is bc at some point, some of us were reading, reviewing & rec'ing WIPs. It's no fun for writers to toil away in obscurity for yrs just bc ppl will read completed works.

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1 year

Christ almighty 😭. I know I’m not the only Dramione stan walking through life with Draco-tinted glasses. I see that mofo every damn time there’s a hot, silver haired character with trust issues.

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2 years

A03 authors’ notes really do add to the whole experience. They be telling you helpful FYI about the fic and then also stuff like, “Please excuse any inaccuracies. I haven’t touched a penis in 10 years.”

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2 years

CW: Kids, domesticity, fluff

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2 years

Daily prompt: Welcome home

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2 years

New Dramione fantasy AU wip has finally started posting. Only took me 3 months 😏 SLAY, Chp 1: Death of a Queen Updates every Friday night. Art by @Jaxx_ina_box

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@rizzle_writes

1 year

I feel like Dramione antis don't realise we KNOW Draco's an asshole. We geddit. It's kinda...the point? The trope is 'Enemies to Lovers', not 'Only Nice Boys Fall In Love'. We create fandom works in spite of his canon characterisation for 2 reasons: 1. We can 3. It's interesting

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3 years

Today is the 1 year anniversary of my marriage to Dr Alec Mercer. I know I sound like a dream but I’m actually an enormous brat, so let’s give the man a round of applause for his patience & fortitude. Long may it last.

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3 years

LIATOTZA status: Chp 74 - 6502k Chp 75 - 6101k Chp 76 - 6470k All in first draft mode but I have officially written the last line.

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3 years

LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Project Christmas Team HARRY POTTER 🥵🥵🥵

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1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, I give you....the hardcore utter committment of A03 authors.

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3 years

The most adorable child is courting my kid via Minecraft. He makes lists of things she likes & then builds them for her. When asked why her, he says bc she's kind, clever & funny. He's from rural Australia & has never left his town. He's working to save $ for train fare 🥺😭

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2 years

Dramione drabble. Drunk Hermione should not be stumbling around London on her own, even in a post-Voldemort world.

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@rizzle_writes

3 years

SLAY teaser!! Dramione, multi-chaptered, fantasy, AU. Hansy on the side. I'm working hard on this new fic. Or maybe it's working ME hard? Either way, there be progress 🤓 Below is the fic summary, followed by a small snippet, if you're interested.

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3 years

LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Fleet resident, Representative for the Magical Captives, Coup Co-orchestrator BLAISE ZABINI

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3 years

It's time 🙌 LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ First up, the Malfoy kids! HENRY (7)

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3 years

Goes without saying, but perhaps a reminder may allay some angst. Remember that writers don't automatically endorse the actions of our protagonists. Characters, even the ones we adore, can and will make choices that make us uncomfortable.

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2 years

Oooh just wrote a line that's got me buzzing. Context: Villain is using girl as bait to lure good guy. Villain's lieutenant is skeptical about boss' plan. Lieutenant : How can you be so sure he'll come for her? Villain: Because *I* would. Sigh. It's the simple things 🥺

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3 years

Thank you for the kind words re my old hair + old face. I now present same face + new hair. This is 42! The guy worked miracles. It's so MOISTURISED and BOUNCY & soft. The floor looked like a Wookie had died by the time he was done with me 😆

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2 years

Draco’s laugh caught even Draco off-guard. He relinquished the bag and found he was very much looking forward to Harry’s hysterics when his youngest child was inevitably sorted into Slytherin.

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2 years

I've recently seen other A03 authors bless readers with a smut index in long stories. OMG what a great idea, right?!? I thought I'd do the same. I think this is more/less accurate for LIATOTZA. The index is in Chp 1 author's notes. Pls let me know if I've missed something.

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3 years

OK but when they do that 1 handed palm-on-wheel turn, while the other hand’s sitting there doing nothing & shirtsleeves rolled up + a watch. Or they do 3-pt turn but WELL & they still keep up their end of the conversation while your brain is going: FOREARMSFOREARMSFOREARMS

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3 years

just thinking about Draco Malfoy driving a car

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2 years

I DD IT AGAIN 😱😱😱 Welp, 2022 was NOT done with my ass. Despite precautions, at a Zoom meeting with my co-worker & boss just now, I shared an A03 tab. You know that panicked, outside of body feeling u get & u can't function? THAT HAPPENED. I closed the entire browser window.

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LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Taransay Island Team GINNY WEASLEY

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2 years

(Dramione slice of life/fluff, has some bad language) I’ve made many compromises over the years. While my good deeds are few and far between, at least these days, my bad deeds are (mostly) legal.

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2 years

Daily prompt: That’s disgusting

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2 years

My daughter is upset because a boy told her that her laugh sounds like a Windex spray bottle… Waiting on my sainthood for making it to the bathroom before my shoulders started shaking.

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3 years

Made a mistake setting up a Zoom meeting. Attendees were asked for a password. What password? I never ever set a password! The last time I set a password was.... OH SHIT ....for the LIATOTZA wrap-up party. The password was: DRACOPEEN Attendees: "Just give us the password!" Me:

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1 year

Oops. Look what we did...

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3 years

LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Project Christmas Team 🥺😍 DR PADMA PATIL

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3 years

@Jaxx_ina_box I love them. She's beautiful and fierce and HE'S SO BIG 👀🥺😍

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2 years

[Overheard my daughter while she was gaming] Daughter: Bro, you're rude and sexist. Daughter: If I could slap 3 people, I'd pick you each time. 😆

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2 years

(CW: dark, obsession, the dove is not quite dead but it's definitely terminal). He is a simple man with simple needs and when he finally worked out that all he needed was her, the simpler his life became.

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Daily prompt: You were having a nightmare

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2 years

Can someone do something to this pic of my baby eggboy?

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2 years

After years of making fun of ppl who ask, “Is it HEA?” I find myself unable to cope with anything that *isn’t* & am sorry I dismissed the mental health needs of these askers 😔 Sometimes, spoiling js safety.

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@rizzle_writes

2 years

We have arrived! For a while there I didn’t think Twitter would survive long enough for this milestone. The Dramione Au mafia fic will be posted on A03 shortly! And lawd, it’s a face melter 🥵🥵🥵

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@rizzle_writes

2 years

Bit shy to do this, but let's give it a go. I didn't do anything spesh for the last 1-4k followers on this platform, but for 5k (nuts!), I was thinking I could write a Dramione Halloween 1-shot when we hit that number? Please pick a theme! 😊

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LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Amarov's crew ALEXANDER AMAROV

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LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Project Christmas Team 😎 AGENT BARNABY RICHARDS (THE COWBOW)

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3 years

Happy 2022 from Sydney!

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Sadly, this would be me

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3 years

How true is this!

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“Who is it?” she mumbled. He snorted. The minx. “Your lover.” “Yes? Which one?” Draco felt her smirk against his neck. “The father of, I hope, /most/ of your children.” Hermione’s arm tightened around him. “Good. Welcome home.”

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@rizzle_writes

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“Because I love you and I’m terribly selfish.” 😭😭😭

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"He pulled her close and told her he loved her back in every way he thought she might like to hear it” Love in the Time of a Zombie Apocalypse by @rizzle_writes Commissioned art by @Guine_evere1 Please do not use this art without permission from the artist and me #dramione

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3 years

OMG my daughter's LIAZOTZA BEEZLES!!! 😍😍😍

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1 year

Well, hello thurrrr, Mr Malfoy

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2 years

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DHR TWITTER!!🎉🍾🥳 In honour of 5k ❤️

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3 years

I have received inquiries about Hermione's elbow's location in relation to Draco's spork, as depicted in LIATOTZA 73 (shower scene). For science as well as our general edification, I am providing this graphic which illustrates the relative position of all relevant body parts.

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3 years

LIATOTZA update. Chapter 74: Growing Pains

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My daughter (14) asked to see my twt. I showed her (the SFW content) & she said with an approving nod that you are all incredibly cool, quirky, talented & "surprisingly" good looking. OUR TIME HATH COME, FRIENDS. We have been perceived by one of the Young Ones & judged worthy 😑

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LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Amarov's crew ANATOLI

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2 years

Normal people: I met this guy Fandom people: He was six feet and two inches of smooth, pale skin, with a surly pout to his lips and a delicate flush to the cheeks when he physically exerted himself, his hair a shade of blond so bright as to be nearly platinum.

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1 year

It's not often I feel cute (as opposed to just OLD) but this hair has been so much fun. Gonna wash it on the weekend so the boofy curls will be back, RIP blowdry 🥲 I'm at work, about to take the kiddo out for dinner! Viva la weekend. One for the road.

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2 years

Faaaaaark. I am DECEASED. I honestly struggled to breathe for a full minute when I first saw this 🫠🫠🫠 HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT US. From LIATOTZA Chp 5

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Day 8 - Match #dramionetober22 "What do you want, Malfoy?" He didn't smirk at her. Oh yes, he was most definitely annoyed. "What do I want? Let me see… A city? A house? A room? Maybe a bed?" He paused. "How about a woman?" Art by @peremenart

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3 years

Yes. Well after the laughter subsided, I checked my receipt and confirmed that I had indeed ordered the wrong tree to fill this space and the 8 ft ceiling 🤦‍♀️ I wanted tall, lush and chubby. This looks prepubescent!

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You who maintain & share fic spreadsheets are worth your weight in galleons. Back in MY DAY we had to chisel URLs on stone tablets & haul ‘em out in a wheelbarrow every time a newbie asked for recs. The only thing unchanged is that the Fallout was on that list too 😊

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3 years

What does Draco Malfoy smell like? Wrong answers only.

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ngl, now that I have properly learned about Theo Nott in canon, the guy sounds HOT. No wonder you all be sticking him in fics, left right and center.

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Drunk Draco when asked why he’s happily married.

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LIATOTZA Update Chapter 76 And now, I sleeeeeeeeeep.

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1 year

South East Asia delivering on the hot prince agenda 👀. Prince Abdul Mateen of Brunei.

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1 year

Guessed who hissed at the building cleaner’s mop bucket the same day he rubbed and purred against a massive stainless steel carving knife AS I WAS USING IT.

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Draco smirked. "You're ticklish."

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1 year

Do we need to form a protective circle around @SenLinYuWrites ?!

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LIATOTZA portraits by @PoIIux_ Amarov's crew HONORIA

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OK, so LIATOTZA updates today Chp 79: Patience Chp 80: Break me

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1 year

After the most BLISSFUL month of straight hair, the CURLS are back, babyyyyy! (NB: All the women in my family have the same dopey smirk. It's genetic 🫤) The thing I'll miss the most is being tangle free! I need a better detangler and brush, I suspect.

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Hmph. Just woke up at the butt crack of dawn on the couch (fell asleep reading last night). Excuse me? Why was I not bridal carried to the marital chamber by the husband & tenderly tucked into bed? What even is the point of him, then? Well, other than opening pickle jars.

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1 year

More giggles from the AO3 comments vault

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His hold on her tightened to the point of pain. "On the contrary, you're the only one who will regret-" Hermione interrupted his villain monologue by throwing up all over him. Stupid Draco Malfoy. She did warn him.

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1 year

The phrases 'just my opinion' and 'no offence intended' do not protect a person from the consequences of said opinion causing offence.

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Going to chop off my hair! My daughter has armed me with a Pinterest folder and good luck. Am done with tying it up all the time! Selfies provided for b4 photos. Excuse the no makeup blah face. I have SO MUCH HAIR omg. Wish me luck 🥺

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3 years

LIATOTZA 74 snikpik <-- read this in Kiwi accent 😄 WE ARE NEARLY THERE

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2 years

Employment update. A while back I was worried abt losing my job due to a restructure. I applied for 3 similar jobs in my org, hoping 1 of them would pan out. I got ALL 3 😮 I'm a little amazed by this because I'm basically a sentient potato & am amazed no one has noticed.

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Today has been a very bad no good messed up heartbreaking red puffy eyes sorta day. The good news is that there will always be lovely new stories to read tomorrow to cheer me up and also this face.

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2 years

(CW: non-HEA & MCD) The Death Eater Commander met the Healer in the ruins of a castle in Aberdeenshire to ask her to marry him. It was utterly ridiculous, of course. How dare they be so selfish, so duplicitous?

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@DramionePrompts

2 years

Daily prompt: Get on your knees

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