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Zillow princess

@diazepants

4 months

Brushing my teeth and then drinking alcohol to see how much worse it is: a thread

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Zillow princess

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5 months

I think of this reddit comment about Ariana Grande literally all the time

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2 months

Absolutely pissing myself over this

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1 year

I envy her cluelessness

char !! 🍓

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1 year

LMFAO?

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6 months

Y’all foodtwt people are insane this shit is so sexy I eat gruel 3 meals a day

,yakov 🍎🐛 (in recovery !!)

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6 months

breakfast 🍫🌾

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1 year

Half gram of coke on my dresser looking at me like this rn

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1 year

Gram of coke on my dresser looking at me like this rn

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1 year

😭?? It’s literally just veggies and dips

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1 year

YOURE PRO CHOICE????? RUDIIIII😭😭😭😭 NOOOO — I just think it’s the obvious stance. Women should never have to have a child and a child shouldn’t have to grow up unwanted

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1 year

Haven’t eaten since the beginning of the month!

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1 year

Shit I thought you ate the airpods glad you cleared that up x

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1 year

Oh

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1 year

Food pics to fake eating to your parents

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1 year

"food pics to fake eatin to ur parents" n then the pics look like this

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1 year

Idc. Calories don’t reset at midnight, they reset when I wake up

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5 months

@lanasbIackswan It was r/redscarepod you’d be hesitant to admit it too

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1 year

Said “sorry I’m awfully late” to the lady at the korean grocery store (was picking up an online order) and she gasped and said “you’re not awful!”

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@diazepants

1 year

Texted myself a poem I wrote to save it on my laptop and

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1 year

Happy june 29th

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1 year

Omg what is going on on tiktok

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1 year

Got alcohol poisoning last night and woke up at my lowest weight in a year. What is this meant to prove

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9 months

Legitimately considering pulling a my year of rest and relaxation

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1 year

The amount of diet coke some of you consume is genuinely concerning

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1 year

I HATE COUNTING EVERY CALORIE THAT GOES INTO MY BODY I CANT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMOREEEFHSJEGSGFKH

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1 year

Idc

sarah🎀

@skinnyprinsess

1 year

subway is so disgusting please don’t ever eat there it’s hardly real food theyre serving there. their ‘bread’ contains so much sugar that theyre not allowed to be categorised as ‘bread’ in my country but as CAKE. also their tuna isnt tuna. Dont know what it it. But its not tuna

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1 year

I don’t know why I lie about such stupid shit. I just told the mcdonalds guy that I’ve never had a burger before

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1 year

Thing is…I wanna eat something…but I don’t wanna eat something

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1 year

Whenever I see this post I want to actually cry real tears

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11 months

Dating someone who literally doesn’t go on their phone or use social media is a truly humbling experience

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1 year

Is this a mandela effect was gizmo always smiling with teeth

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1 year

What liberals are saying this

Declaration of Memes

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1 year

Trying to act normal even though I haven’t eaten food in 3 days

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1 year

Legit idc I will be eating AND ENJOYING my yolks.

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2 years

Wtf did ice spice mean “thick cus I be eatin oats” oats are so low calorie

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1 year

Oh my god 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️ I just realised these emojis are the blood types

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1 year

(Trump voice) a huge bowl of oatmeal. The biggest oatmeal omad you’ve ever seen. And make the oomfs pay for it. Make them count the cals.

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1 year

We laugh but I know these guys were hitting goals and getting shit done like no other

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1 year

everyone talks about 2012 ed tumblr but was anyone else on 2013 ed instagram

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1 year

I need to meet whoever else is using ecosia

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1 year

Why are brandy melville employees so fucking unfriendly is it like a job requirement

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1 year

you follow a pro life transphobe — I am once again asking. For the God Damn @. I can’t unfollow them. Without the @.

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5 months

@lanasbIackswan I don’t wanna say…….

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1 year

Where I’m at

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1 year

Need to be her

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1 year

People who watch porn like it’s regular tv need to be euthanised

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Zillow princess

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10 months

Man fuck it face reveal. All my friends know I’m bulimic anyway

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2 months

@willace97 Red 40 is actually an essential nutrient for your gut micro biome ❤️

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5 months

@lunespiral Right like

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5 months

Oh this blorked up follow me I’m the sexiest coolest and funniest girl in the world

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1 year

Since when did everyone hate zendaya

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1 year

Wait so ofc mental illness has no age limit but did you say “tw: age” ???

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1 year

tw: age im actually turning 36. im updating my profile now. when i first made twt i was so embarrassed abt my age but now im coming clean. i’m an adult w a career and a life AND an eating disorder

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1 year

I see this video a lot. She reminds me of myself when I was deeply addicted to cocaine

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1 year

girl just eat the damn broccoli

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1 year

Today I’m thinking about female pete davidson

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1 year

Thinking about female john mulaney

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1 year

Yall will vape ANYWHERE omg. YOU CAN’T VAPE IN CAFFE NERO

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1 year

The rapture could not come soon enough

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1 year

Guy reading anne frank’s diary opposite me on the train is pausing every few minutes to look up and shake his head

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1 year

I want that twink obliterated.

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1 year

I have a confession. I don’t shower every day

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1 year

Not hungry… not full. Tired. But want to work out. But don’t want to get up. When will the pain end

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1 year

is it okay to watch lesbian porn even if you arent a lesbian but like girls — I LOVE that you see me as an authority on this. ?? Ethically source your porn I guess?

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1 year

How DARE they decuntify her