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5 years

The coke on the phone is too much to process

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Jennifer Aniston officially joined Instagram and look at her first photo! 😱 #reunited

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Emma from nyu when the bodega man remembers her name

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Get people out of jail Cover of Vogue

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If you look closely at my necklace, you can see it’s from a text Kanye sent me. He took an amazing vintage a Cartier gold plaque necklace and had it sketched out. He’s always the most thoughtful when it comes to gifts ✨

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what a shame the poor groom's bride is a 😳 ☝🏽 /||\☝🏽️ _/¯ ¯\_ whore 😂 👇🏽 || 👇🏽 _/¯ ¯\_

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if she makes you nyquil chicken.... do NOT let her go

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East Village girls on NYE

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Queen of meatpacking

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Tom Cruise wearing uggs in Eyes Wide Shut

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She is so brave for this

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Not me taking the F train to Miami

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8 years

me when i'm at a party and someone puts on broccoli

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Not this sushi restaurant having a “Salmon Roe v Wade” roll

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3 years

Flying to Miami is cheaper than an Uber to Bushwick

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9 years

"my rich parents afforded me the privilege of growing up financially unburdened & unaware of my inherent advantages"

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5 years

Here you go

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Me on thanksgiving: it’s giving thanks

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9 years

woke god.

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and there seems to be a new snapchat filter.

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currently

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4 years

Tired vs wired

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9 years

Curried rice pilaf with cilantro and cashews. Cook time: 25 mins / Difficulty: Easy / Yield: 2 servings http://t.co/367szvEjLI

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Help the MoMA stabber is …commenting on my Instagram photos??

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3 years

Giving up the Lower East Side for lent

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9 years

i'm literally always the person at a party who's leaning against the wall and accidentally turns off all the lights

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8 years

if tonight isn't exactly like this vine i'm going to be so upset

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him: you're cute and i love kicking it with you lol soo... what are we? me:

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my boyfriend is so sexy

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3 years

Fuck marry kill..... the past the present and the future

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9 years

why does young thug have the best teeth i've ever seen

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5 years

Thank you for all of the money now my wife and I are proud homeowners at 19 years old

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8 years

Scream (1996)

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6 years

This is me in front of Notre Dame 5 years ago on my first trip to Paris. And again last year while I was studying abroad. this is so sad (especially for me) IMG_4108.jpeg IMG_7495.jpeg ↗️Promoted

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She’s the definition of aging like fine wine

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8 years

pitting two artists against each other because they're both black and sexually fluid isn't the best look @theneedledrop

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3 years

No Venmo November … none of you are getting paid back for shit this month

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3 years

Life could be so simple

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8 years

2017 moodboard

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7 years

lindsay lohan’s on something stronger than crack

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4 years

Our limo driver printed microsoft word directions out—I don’t care where we end up; immediate 5 stars

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3 years

Can’t wait to wear my legendary 1/1 parade hoodie to the Dimes Square pop up this weekend

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8 years

when you're sober at the club cause you didn't have time to pregame

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8 years

trump's inauguration concert was amazing!

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9 years

someone please take me to the grand canyons 😍✈️

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8 years

me on adderall

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rachel maddow tonight when they ask for trump's tax returns

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4 years

Lol people are on here diet prada-ing Kamala Harris’ college-aged stepdaughter

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4 years

Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter and Parsons student Ella Emhoff: Her designs and the garments she’s “riffing” on — A THREAD 1) Helmut Lang S/S ‘99 “Prisoner” striped jeans

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8 years

me trying to act like the world isn't falling apart

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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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why was i drunk trying to remember the lyrics to mary had a little lamb

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the wokest kardashian

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10 years

That goal just resurrected Teddy Roosevelt http://t.co/x9pnsZ3imh

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3 years

Girl would be a beautiful name for a girl

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8 years

help i can't retain any more knowledge because of all the scene music lyrics stored in my head from middle school

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9 years

do yall remember making mad brochures in elementary school..... we did that like it was normal but why the hell did we have to do that for

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9 years

which one of y'all fiji bottle filled with tap water head asses made this

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If I eated paint. I dont eat it bc I did. No i didn’t ❤️

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8 years

why didn't mans just accept her on facebook smh

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One time I sat in his lap at Clandestino

Coup de grâce

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Tobey McGuire wearing Helmut Lang

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Nobody should be allowed to stan Meghan Trainor -if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!

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CNN

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Television host Andy Cohen announced in an Instagram post that he's tested positive for coronavirus

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You gotta throw the whole name away

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8 years

you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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🗣There’s fentanyl in the butter at Odeon

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7 years

don't need no hateration holleration at this charity

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EXCLUSIVE: Kate Moss gets into fight at Cannes fashion show but Mary J Blige breaks it up

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me deleting all my subtweets after a fight

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9 years

plastic surgeons HATE him... see how this presidential candidate went from Sir Mookington to Hot dad in just 30 days

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me: ugh i need more shifts me when a coworker asks me to take their shift:

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@Four_Pins

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2 years

One month clean from Clandestino today

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8 years

@trjstn ALSO MARTY IS BLACK

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the new head doubles as an ass

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The new Vetements necklace doubles as a weed grinder:

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what it look like we do for a living?

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has scarlett johansson ever not played a robot

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the kid next to me in lecture had yeezy boosts on so i asked him why he wasn't at the h&m balmain drop and he moved seats

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4 years

Male manipulators in 2016 vs 2021

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9 years

mood: frank ocean playing galaga on snl in a supreme jersey during john mayer's guitar solo

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3 years

Not me living long enough to see myself become the villain

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9 years

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LA uber drivers are a different breed… last one forced us to stop at a liquor store and do shots with her, my driver now is currently going 100mph on the 405 with his seat fully reclined

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10 years

http://t.co/kUzQJKRbkv

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6 years

everyone who used to read these books has an associate’s degree in communications and works at a call center now

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9 years

5 minutes into earth to echo and chill and he give you this look http://t.co/KvjMQvpxDv

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4 years

“You will never be in nymag with your pants down,” they told me

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6 years

going to a four loko event is a level of brave that i think we all aspire to

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7 years

Good. Imma get my nicotine and my protein.

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The Cigarette Beetle is found in dried tobacco and chopped up in little bits during the cigarette manufacturing process.

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8 years

don't talk to me or my sons ever again

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Has there ever been anything more Hamptons than the Chainsmokers throwing a $25k/ticket concert there in the middle of a pandemic and the CEO of Goldman was the opening dj

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who was waiting