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4 years

@flwrsonthefIoor give me kurtis conner kurtis conner kurtis conner kurtis give me kurtis conner kurtis conner kurtis conner

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@sabatonfan69 hey this sucks!

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@NorthernIion_LP Jeremy fragrance!!!!!! He’s recently been eating incense and he created a girlfriend application

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incredible work here

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@MC_Melkor don’t worry king, I’ve got this

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9 months

@brutalmoose yippeeeee!!!!!!

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7 months

my gf enjoys watching me scream while playing elden ring and I think that love is just great

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3 months

I need this shirt yesterday

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3 months

happy pride!

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@ColumboScreens NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@servicemasc when will it be my turn to be happy

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2 months

@vindictivehag men are disgusting

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8 months

at the royal ceremony and just got dubbed sir bongwater

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4 years

@edsbs please tell me this isn't true

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1 year

@empireenjoyer10 @thail0rd @nebnella @mannyfidel hey you accidentally and ironically stumbled upon a great idea! the us navy is a farce!

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1 month

@SqueeX15 GET OUT OF THE POOL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE COMPETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

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10 months

@UpOnGoblinHill Piranesi!!! Just started it. I love this

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4 months

it’s that time of the night where I impulsively buy a weighted stuffed animal that spans my entire body

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9 months

white people be like “for he’s a jolly good fellow”

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8 months

I come out of the bathroom and my gf is telling our friends about dwarf fortress god I love her so much

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9 months

i got a technicolor dreamcoat from my family :)) I can’t believe they love me so much. now nothing bad will ever happen to me

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9 months

I’m sorry sir, you have a terminal case of MEEP MEEP *anvil drop* BONK. Let’s talk through your options

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1 year

@AprilDespain Go fuck yourself

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3 years

Wordle 217 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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9 months

@MC_Melkor milf era

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4 years

@Karagna_ @HadesBlaseball this is incredible!!!!

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9 months

rping a geological dig when I discover the piss and shit crystals in my cat’s litter box

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9 months

getting a bumper sticker that says “all my friends are undead fetuses”

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7 months

@MC_Melkor @dwarfcourtress actually it took her like 10 seconds she was locked in

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1 year

everyone needs to read @Aimee_Ogden ’s story “cold calculations” brilliant call to action against the cruel hand of capitalism

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3 years

@thail0rd niiiiiice

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3 months

One of these and a jerma985 stream

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2 months

@saigalbluesmand BOUND SUPREMACY

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3 months

@thethoughtofth1 This is amazing!! thank you for sharing. I highly recommend reading Severance by Ling Ma

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4 months

@dianamaxxing that’s my gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

@faith_schaffer I would read the shit out of this

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4 years

@MichaelaOkla But what if you shit yourself 21 times...what will you do then?

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4 years

@thail0rd Noooooooooo not Doug

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7 months

@MC_Melkor

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3 years

Fuck off, Mary

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4 years

@kurtisconner Holiday in Handcuffs and You Can't Fight Christmas

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2 years

@thail0rd this and also I personally don’t even think pulp fiction is that great of a movie

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2 years

I am extremely gay but I would turn straight for Matt Berry

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8 months

@dwarfcourtress bong

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1 month

just one dumb bitch in an echo chamber going exactlyyyyyyyy

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5 months

Do people not read the news anymore there’s literally a deadly disease spreading through the cows as we speak

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paid $20 to cuddle with cows

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@ikoaio this is really good

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2 years

@pierrotteau wow! It’s stunning!

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8 months

just wait till Jack antonoff gets his hands on crazy frog…that music is gonna be crazy good

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2 months

@cyrusofnara I just finished book 3. If they don’t end up together I’m literally going to kill myself

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8 months

crying over this

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8 months

“She is slowly leaving, I know that. But we’re a pair until then” is now my roman empire

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9 months

@dwarfcourtress IT’S TRUE!!!!!!

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4 years

@thail0rd Noooooooooo

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7 months

for sale: grandpa shoes. never worn

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2 months

@everydaylouie we’ll end up sittin on a rainbow 💓💓💓

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3 years

@may12324 @robbiedaymond Looove the hot girl shit patch

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1 year

@Cynner691 Go fuck yourself!

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5 months

@hotdirtdog this doesn’t even mean anything. He just wanted to sound funny but literally it’s just nonsense. He’s saying words

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3 years

@thail0rd @eddyburback you look goooood

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2 years

I laughed so goddamn hard

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3 years

@_makeshiftwings OMG need! When are you planning to add them to your shop?

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2 years

@thail0rd @McElroyFamily Hahahaha shut up and let me have my parasocial relationships

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3 years

@jdebbiel ITS PERFECT

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2 years

@thail0rd YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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9 months

@dwarfcourtress TOONTOWN!!!!!!!!

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2 years

@dirtcup_art amazing

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4 years

@thail0rd Hahahaha the icecream

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3 years

@thail0rd Delete this 😡😡😡😡

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4 years

The @TheSeaGarages about Mike Townsend

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2 years

@myminushka @pondsizedocean you are so pretty!!!

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2 years

@Mikaeladraws that is so wilcocore

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7 months

watching the newest wes Anderson movie and feeling like writing a play will save me

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4 years

@thail0rd seriously, what the fuck

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2 years

@ajking910 as you should

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3 months

Eddie redmayne? More like Eddie Deadname

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8 months

the best part of babysitting is foraging through the fridge like a rat to find my dinner

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2 years

@jdebbiel

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4 years

@thail0rd @joel_a_clark @blaseball 100000%

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2 years

Florence Pugh is single which means it’s finally time to make my move

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4 years

@thail0rd @suumhoo fuck yeah! Love it

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2 years

@lou2209 This is rad!

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8 months

i want someone to write poetry about me like josh brolin did for timothee chalamet

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2 years

@soopergloop Hahahaha me

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1 year

he oppen on her hymen till she kablooey

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4 years

@thail0rd This is sacrilege

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3 years

@thail0rd @kurtisconner Hahahahaha

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2 months

@wiingdiings very cute very handsome

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4 years

@thail0rd In n out and sonic in the same tier???

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3 years

@kryckka these are amazing!!!

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1 year

@WinstonWife @thail0rd @funnymagicring @nebnella @mannyfidel Ummm…👉🏻👈🏻 excuse me Winston’s wife, every source I’ve checked says your husband was a cuck 😔😖. Care to share your sources? Or you are just going to claim superior knowledge with no basis?

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@brewedbook HAHAHAHAHAH SAME

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2 months

@willdoesediting little baby!!!

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3 years

@thail0rd Hahahahaha

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