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state department of having fun & being yourself

Joined January 2020
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@servicemasc
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1 year
whatever
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mollie :3
1 year
i’ve never understood people that are obsessed with music videos
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real soupheads know this to be an impractical vessel
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I need to eat soup in the swirling waves ocean bowl
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3 months
notice how it does NOT include ozempic or poppers. do your research
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@servicemasc
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7 months
"internal bleeding" you idiot. that's exactly where the blood is supposed to be.
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@servicemasc
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7 months
i've been informed this is a joke from br**klyn 99 so i will be taking my own life presently!
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7 months
"internal bleeding" you idiot. that's exactly where the blood is supposed to be.
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10 months
i dont know how to explain this type of comedy in any way other than "millennial humour for early-twenties zoomers"
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@servicemasc
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do you ever see someone's opinion and say to yourself "i'm not going to get mad, they're clearly a child" and then you check their bio and they're older than you
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5 months
he clipped me to his carabiner 😭😭😔
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@servicemasc
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7 months
old gay men are so cute
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4 months
i had esex with your mom & she was keysmashing like crazy
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@servicemasc
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LESBIAN!!!!
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@servicemasc
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9 months
why are millennials always carrying notes?
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@servicemasc
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4 months
sorry i tried SO HARD not to post this but i just couldn't do it. i couldn't do it
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4 months
im a real dyke now
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@servicemasc
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10 months
@rudebrainss pretend to honk if you love mimes is a preddy good joke to be honest
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@servicemasc
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8 months
they hate it when girls have a little fun
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dr greg is historicising ✍️✨
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philosophers need to be banned from making diagrams
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some of you queers are very afraid to be in community with icky scary cis gay men and it's not at all progressive like you seem to think
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we need more transmasc gadabouts, more dandies, men-about-town, boulevardiers, aesthetes, sophisticates, cosmopolitans, metrosexuals, decadents, etc
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@meanunclejack the car in question:
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Autism and ADHD Gift Guide
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Autism and ADHD Gift Guide
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP is there a reason they need to be that heavy tho. like u cld knock someone out with one clock round the head with a hitachi
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top surgery scars? on a greco-roman statue? groundbreaking.
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1 year
@greerdraws ohh. its because of the bass guitar
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11 months
this is worse than i remember
@Q_Review
Quinton Reviews - #1 GARFIELD FAN 🎬
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You'll notice no one ever brings up "Congratulations" anymore lol
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@marcelinekisser yeah but i love misery
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@kangaroolone VINDICATED
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@catfinches sam hyde is the most About To Explode that a human has ever looked
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@andletmejustsay touchmybuttandbuymepizza-core has returned
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@kimchicel im ngl i dont have an opinion abt whether op is right or wrong but like... i thought it was common advice that when you put your art out into the world you lose control over it? there are 436 million people on this website who can and will say whatever they want about ur art
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you cant get addicted to weed its a plant it doesnt have addiction chemicals its natural bro you cant get addicted dont even worry and its healthier than cigarettes and im not addicted man i smoke every day because it helps me sleep and i cant sleep without it but im not addicted
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what substance abuse opinions have u like this?
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@stevenfilms1998 i also feel like if you as a queer person make art that has nothing to do with your queerness people will still try to find that reading in it lol
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6 months
cop or no
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@reputedlesbian i am not coming to their house and breaking all their pencils they can draw what they like and ignore my opinion lol
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1 year
queers have got to stop shaming straights for their unfunny & unoriginal dating app bios because this is, without exaggeration, the fifth reference to raccoons & adhd i have seen on hinge today
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9 months
*checks notes* note: remember to say something unfunny me: givingggg schadenfreude
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@cyberangelgirl fun fact i share jake peralta's canonical birthday
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@saantisito @kangaroolone some cosmic force is playing a joke on me
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@emmgoss @ShaAintShit_ then dont date someone who likes videogames lmao its that simple
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@speckvoices snoop dogg?? stevie wonder???
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@gracecthdralprk the real answer here is that no one should be buying communist pins from anywhere because they are cringe
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@murdock722 too many of WHO? im trans lmao!
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@cowboyjudas what about lesbians on K
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if you ever need fit inspo go to r/trashy and search "shirt"
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@_pem_pem why cant you just be lazy. why assume laziness is a bad thing and therefore must be a misdiagnosis. maybe we should all start identifying as lazy
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1 year
does anyone in america have a real job or is it all just this now
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They only invited people with zero critical thinking, eating this propaganda up!
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oxford students will describe a perfectly normal university experience like it's some esoteric tradition
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@whatifalthusser
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idk if I'm on a watch list, fatphobia is a real issue but not a very important one rn compared to other things which fatphobia itself is often caused by, and it would be okay for a based government to torture certain individuals
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handsome is maybe the worst thing you can call a trans man
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i've been informed this is a joke from br**klyn 99 so i will be taking my own life presently!
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if u get top surgery and then go on estrogen do they grow back
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@badinfinity2 i dont want a flat chest actually im just doing it for the scars
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@debilitatingly better than racism is a pretty low bar
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@nyorozos if u put a gun to my head and told me to recite one (1) gorillaz line i would be dead but if u asked me to recite the flimsy steve tweet i'm living to see another day
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currently experiencing the worst wisdom tooth pain of my life, opened this app searching for an escape and this is the first thing i see. fuck you
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my goat
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this is outsider art. like you can tell this was written by someone who has no idea how a song works
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@ablat_vincent deftones clears, sorry.
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@miz_irritating he's dressed like he's just been caught cheating and is rapidly trying to escape
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@hannahishome91 because it sucks
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@staywidow 90% of og usernames are accounts with one tweet from 2009 or private accounts its such a waste
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im a real dyke now
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phalloplasty
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@banditlikeved @bjorksdaddy this is what u sound like
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the only gooner i respect
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tweet from an alternate timeline where bees went extinct 200 years ago
there should be something called "utility sauce" which goes with every single food. Chicken, pizza, ice cream, curry, yoghurt, ribs, cous cous, stew, whatever
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POPULAR YOUTUBER MADE A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT MY NICHE INTEREST
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@h0mmelette biscuit tin art
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@Hipporage @hennymo0n @wxnniethebish this literally looks like a diary of a wimpy kid book
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he forgot his youtube shorts
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why is mr beast butt naked on YouTube shorts
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you have to accept that from a purely UI perspective this is insane
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@baxguy7 hard boiled
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@Carzonfye read that as r/skinpissers and briefly experienced a truly unique emotion which i can't quite describe
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@garlicblog quite an uplifting thought
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new belt
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@whathap72903487 unique and therefore valuable
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i cant wait to watch jennifer lawrence pressure an autistic guy into sex for 90 minutes
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Jennifer Lawrence stars in the first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’. The film releases on June 16 in theaters.
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@emogayinfp nice young man on a gran ❤️🕊🙏 god bless
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>looking for a new collection of poetry >ask the bookshop clerk if the poetry is well crafted and thoughtful or a collection of 2 line sassy observational quips >she laughs and says "its a good collection sir" >buy book >it's 2 line sassy observational quips
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reposting this w #MCRCARDIFF bc everyone needs to see them
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absolutely insane pull
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@awkwardpanda987 @starfoxfreshman they put promethazine in it
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@eleanordotcomm airportcore
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